So the Real Housewives of Atlanta are going to be on The Real all this week. They are not just going to be on, they are going to be guest co-hosts which means they are on for the whole hour. I totally forgot to watch this morning and remember right when the show was almost over. I got there just in time to watch the hosts giving people manicures. Um, noe.
I have a thing about seeing people’s nails close up in photos. Even if it’s a hand model with beautiful nails it skeeves me out and when it is not a hand model, it really skeeves me out. It was the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.
Today was Porsha’s day and I received all of the PR for it on Friday and just didn’t really feel like blogging about it. I do have a clip and I am sure Porsha did great. She is really good on Dish Nation. But when I watched the clips and the glimpse of the show, for some reason Porsha was shouting the entire show. Not shouting at anyone deliberately, it just seemed like she had been coached to use a very loud speaking voice. It was odd.
Check out this photo Bob Whitfield posted last night. Something about a cabin in the woods? I am hoping for some really good captions of this photo… Thoughts?
This is definitely being filmed because the Bob and Sheree thing is nothing but storyline. Don’t believe me? Just ask Bob’s wife.
Filming is winding down on RHOA. Last weekend Lena Huggs got married and Bravo sadly did not film the wedding. From the beginning filming there was talk that the wedding might end up being the finale for the season. But it seems that Bravo ultimately decided to give that peach to Sheree. The wedding was beautiful, and timely as Lena was a very pregnant bride! It not clear if that means all the scenes that Lena filmed will be cut.
Speaking of Sheree, she is furiously trying to get the House with Turrets Syndrome, AKA Chateau Sheree ready for a housewarming gathering next week. There was practically a call for extras put out to get people to show up for that. Sadly, my invitation must have been lost in the mail. There is actually some confusion whether or not the event is on Tuesday or Thursday. If you go, don’t lean up on any walls. My sources say paint will be slung right up to the last minute.
It looks like they could edit to season to begin with Kenya’s open house held lat June and end with Sheree’s. Who knows? I do know that she filmed a few scenes with Bob there and he was joking about moving to the neighborhood. And before they headed off to team building city in the North Georgia mountains some of the ladies boarded the bus there.
Kordell Stewart was on Steve Harvey today to promote his book, Truth, that came out in paperback last March. Steve asked about the name of the book and then his very first question was about the ever-present rumors about his sexuality. Kordell says that back in 1998 they lost a game they should not have against the Houston Oilers. The Tuesday after the game, someone called him and said the guys on the team were saying that he got arrested in the park that weekend while having lewd acts performed on him by a transvestite. It would be inappropriate for me to write the thought I just had in my head about Porsha here, so I’ll let you guys think your own thoughts.
“First of all, when in the world have I gone to jail in Pittsburgh, because there’s no record,” I don’t care if it’s 10, 20, 30 years. If it happened, it would be documented, let alone being with a transvestite. Now, each his own, Steve. Trust me when I tell you, but the life I started and lived with my family, my father, my mother, … being on both sides of the bed reading the Bible, the thing I understood about life was that when God created the heaven and earth he created Adam and Eve. That’s all I know.”
That Adam and Eve comment is what ignorant people say about human sexuality. He should have never said that.
It’s finally the weekend after yet another long week of trials and tribulations. The world has been brimming with insanity lately, and we could all use a good laugh. Thankfully, Sheree Whitfield is a limitless source of hilarity. Today, Sheree Whitfield announced on Instagram that she has written her first novel.
You cannot make this shit up.
The last time we heard from Sheree Whitfield about her interest in literature, she was standing on a dirt mound on the grounds where Chateau Sheree was supposed to be built, telling some random, pretend builder that she wanted a skatin’ rink for the churren, and a big ole lieberry in her new home. Prior to that, there was the time that Andy Cohen presented her with the Speak N Spell she never had as a child on WWHL. During our ridiculous court proceedings, I noted that Sheree was a very adamant story-teller. She may have had a bit of trouble sticking to the same story, but the tales she spun about the churren being afraid to play in the dirt outside of Chateau Sheree were quite amusing. She had a lot of trouble when questioned about her stories. She proclaimed herself to be the builder of the The House With Turrets Syndrome, yet didn’t know what a certificate of occupancy was and seemed to have problems with other words that were not programmed on the Speak N Spell. But who cares about all that.
Now she is a published author.
Chateau Sheree 2012
Sheree Whitfield is the gift that keeps on giving. Since I began this blog in the fall of 2011, there has been at least a dirt lot construction site in one of the oldest neighborhoods in Sandy Springs. When Sheree’s mother bought the house that used to be there for $319,000 in December of 2010 Sheree decided to tear down the entire home in stages. At one point the neighbors had a view of an toilet exposed to the street after the outer walls were torn down. This was one of the first things shown on the show in 2011.
Grab a snack and click here for the nearly six year history of Chateau Sheree
Some 2,131 days later, we are still hearing from Sheree, “It takes time!” I like to point out that, construction of the Burj Khalifa, the tallest structure in the world, began in 2004, with the exterior completed 5 years later in 2009. It took less than a year for the entire interior design to be completed before it opened in 2010. While it takes time to build things, the main factor in how long it takes is money.
So here we are 2,131 days later and we are still hearing about how much time it takes to build a house. Sheree has shot a video that Bravo decided to post. I would post it here but it autostarts and that messes up the site. So click on that link and then come back here.