New girl testing on the right.
This is exclusive Tamara Tattles tea. Read it here today and watch the thieves steal it tomorrow.
I’ve been holding out on some RHOA tea because there is not really any shocking news involved and I don’t have tons of details yet, but there is some misinformation flying around I thought I would clear up.
First of all, every season, the real housewives franchise works the same way. Once a season ends, the folks at Bravo, with input from the production company for that franchise, sit around and evaluate the previous season. They decide who, if anyone needs to go, and how to jazz up the ratings in the next season. In this off season, the housewives are “officially” off contract. This is when they go visit their African princes in Nigeria, get their full body lifts, have their boobs jacked up, finish building their houses, show up at random political events to appear to seem politician worthy, post photoshopped pictures of themselves in hootchie wear on Instagram, or get IVF injections or go to the White House Correspondents Dinner as an LGBT ally.
Also during the off season, a handful of potential housewives do test shooting with one or more current housewives. Sometimes there is an opening for a new housewife, other times this is just back up in case someone gets indicted by the FEDs, or has to do a long rehab stint, or has a husband commit suicide. You know, things that happen to the cast of these shows about “socialites.”
I am gonna miss you, girl
Okay something tells me that there will be few secrets revealed and I am in a hurry to get to Shahs of Sunset that premieres tonight. So I am going to blow through this with a quickness.
Phaedra and Porsha want to give Kim a makeover. Who in the holy hell would want two THOTs to give you a makeover? I love Kim Fields looks. Except for that crappy silver dress for the opening scenes. Kim is way prettier than the Ps. I know the I am the only one, but I am going to miss Kim Fields. There. It feels good to admit it.
Cynthia and Mallory talk about Cynthia’s crappy marriage. ICYMI, CDAN posted a crazy blind about Peter hooking up with Porsha so I am looking at any hints by production that it happened because surely they would have caught wind of something like that, right? I think if it did happen it was early on in the SportsOne process and that is why Kordell is gone from that venture. Anyway, people are blowing me up on Twitter like this is my blind, and it is not. I am torn to pieces about whether to believe it or not so I just had to bring it to my people. It would explain some things. I’m just saying. Peter and Noelle got for a manipedi? Why? Noelle saw the video of Peter and that girl. Noelle says he looked sloppy. It’s clear that Peter lived in Charlotte except for filming. This is actually a good episode. Lots of new footage. Worth a watch.
I forgot about Porsha’s speech to high school kids. So disgusting. That principal got a lot of backlash. Who brings a THOT to a high school? She breaks into her preacher mode. But she is giving a speech about I dunno what. The audience shots are hysterical. She tries to have three steps and she LITERALLY cannot count to three.
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One is hot, the other is a THOT.
Well this would certainly explain why Cynthia Bailey went HAM on Porsha
February 17, 2016
This Southeast Housewife finally pulled the trigger on her marriage. Apparently it was not just the non-stop cheating by her husband but she also found out how much of her money he spent over the years. Oh, and that he slept with at least one of the other Housewives from the show. I say two, but she thinks just one.
Cynthia Bailey/Porsha Williams
Nene’s post captioned “Real friends tell you real shit”
There is a whole lot of jawboning going on it the ATL these days (and nights). As usual, Nene Leakes is right smack in the middle of it all. Things have been moving so fast, it’s really hard to explain everything. In fact when some of this was going down last night I said to someone I was discussing it with, “How do I even report this?” So here is my best attempt.
THE MAIN EVENT
The main event is between Nene Leakes and Porsha Williams. Already this is an unfair fight, right? It all began on the reunion when Andy specifically asked Nene to counsel Porsha on her need to curb her violent behavior that is way out of hand. Remember that one season where Nene was actually the voice of reason? Did you notice how sane Nene seemed on the reunion? Was that desperation to return? Or has she finally decided to act like a grown ass woman? I
Nene’s ghost writer told Bravo:
I certainly felt it was unnecessary for Porsha to say, “Didn’t you choke somebody?” I was purely trying to give her good advice out of love, as I was asked to do by Andy. I consider myself a real friend as long as you are one, and I don’t condone the B.S. I’m not the friend that’s going to lie to your face and tell you what you want to hear! I’m the friend that’s going to school you, but I’m also the friend that knows when my advice is not welcome. We all have made mistakes along the way, and we are all a work in progress at times, but I believe viewers tune in to our show for the shade and not the wrestling. Violence is wrong! Three physical fights clearly say something is wrong here. No one should laugh at, uplift, support, or encourage violent behavior.
Porsha was feeling some kinda way about Nene’s advice and responded on Dish Nation. You must see the video of that below.
This makes me happy. Let’s hope this is the end of the road for both of them. With their new found free time, perhaps Phaedra (or Ayden for that matter) can teach Porsha how to conjugate verbs.
It’s time for the final episode of the reunion, and all I really care about is the footage of Porsha beating down a girl in a dark alley and Andy Cohen’s response to it. I’m late to the party because I had a late breaking story about Vicki and Tamra rolling a dune buggy and going to the hospital. I’m glad they are both okay and even happier they are back to being besties.
So I am going to not give you a she said, she said of this whole mess in as much as I can stop myself. I am really just ready for this season to be over. Even though it was a bit shorter than usual it did NOT feel that way to me.
I hope someone has a gif of Nene dancing backstage up on the net already.
Porsha already looks nervous about her thug segment.
I LOVE Nene’s jumpsuit. It is very Cher and she rocks it well. But the left side of her hair looks like it has been eaten by a lawn mower. It is very distracting to me. If I could just trim the left side of her head she would look fantastic.
Kandi excuses herself to pump. Why could she not do that off camera? Continue reading
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