New girl testing on the right.
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I’ve been holding out on some RHOA tea because there is not really any shocking news involved and I don’t have tons of details yet, but there is some misinformation flying around I thought I would clear up.
First of all, every season, the real housewives franchise works the same way. Once a season ends, the folks at Bravo, with input from the production company for that franchise, sit around and evaluate the previous season. They decide who, if anyone needs to go, and how to jazz up the ratings in the next season. In this off season, the housewives are “officially” off contract. This is when they go visit their African princes in Nigeria, get their full body lifts, have their boobs jacked up, finish building their houses, show up at random political events to appear to seem politician worthy, post photoshopped pictures of themselves in hootchie wear on Instagram, or get IVF injections or go to the White House Correspondents Dinner as an LGBT ally.
Also during the off season, a handful of potential housewives do test shooting with one or more current housewives. Sometimes there is an opening for a new housewife, other times this is just back up in case someone gets indicted by the FEDs, or has to do a long rehab stint, or has a husband commit suicide. You know, things that happen to the cast of these shows about “socialites.”
The amount of inquiries and questions I get about Phaedra’s ongoing legal tactics against Angela Stanton is somewhat surprising to me. This case has been dragged out by Parks for so long that I would think most people have forgotten about it. I assure you that I have not forgotten and have been keeping a close eye on the entire ridiculous situation.
There is just not too much to report. But since nothing seems to go unnoticed with this case, and there is a lot of misinformation out there, I’ll share today’s developments. A trial date is being set in May about four weeks from today. I am not holding my breath for that to occur. We have gotten this far before. Until a jury is empanelled and there are butts in the seats, I do expect this to ever go to trial. Phaedra Parks never thought she would actually have to answer in court and will continue to do everything possible to keep that from happening. The judge in the case seems to continue to allow Phaedra’s stalling techniques. Based on the history of this case, I’ve learned not to get excited that “this is it.” So, I’m going to wait and see and keep my ear to the ground for the next month.
I am gonna miss you, girl
Okay something tells me that there will be few secrets revealed and I am in a hurry to get to Shahs of Sunset that premieres tonight. So I am going to blow through this with a quickness.
Phaedra and Porsha want to give Kim a makeover. Who in the holy hell would want two THOTs to give you a makeover? I love Kim Fields looks. Except for that crappy silver dress for the opening scenes. Kim is way prettier than the Ps. I know the I am the only one, but I am going to miss Kim Fields. There. It feels good to admit it.
Cynthia and Mallory talk about Cynthia’s crappy marriage. ICYMI, CDAN posted a crazy blind about Peter hooking up with Porsha so I am looking at any hints by production that it happened because surely they would have caught wind of something like that, right? I think if it did happen it was early on in the SportsOne process and that is why Kordell is gone from that venture. Anyway, people are blowing me up on Twitter like this is my blind, and it is not. I am torn to pieces about whether to believe it or not so I just had to bring it to my people. It would explain some things. I’m just saying. Peter and Noelle got for a manipedi? Why? Noelle saw the video of Peter and that girl. Noelle says he looked sloppy. It’s clear that Peter lived in Charlotte except for filming. This is actually a good episode. Lots of new footage. Worth a watch.
I forgot about Porsha’s speech to high school kids. So disgusting. That principal got a lot of backlash. Who brings a THOT to a high school? She breaks into her preacher mode. But she is giving a speech about I dunno what. The audience shots are hysterical. She tries to have three steps and she LITERALLY cannot count to three.
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This makes me happy. Let’s hope this is the end of the road for both of them. With their new found free time, perhaps Phaedra (or Ayden for that matter) can teach Porsha how to conjugate verbs.
It’s time for the final episode of the reunion, and all I really care about is the footage of Porsha beating down a girl in a dark alley and Andy Cohen’s response to it. I’m late to the party because I had a late breaking story about Vicki and Tamra rolling a dune buggy and going to the hospital. I’m glad they are both okay and even happier they are back to being besties.
So I am going to not give you a she said, she said of this whole mess in as much as I can stop myself. I am really just ready for this season to be over. Even though it was a bit shorter than usual it did NOT feel that way to me.
I hope someone has a gif of Nene dancing backstage up on the net already.
Porsha already looks nervous about her thug segment.
I LOVE Nene’s jumpsuit. It is very Cher and she rocks it well. But the left side of her hair looks like it has been eaten by a lawn mower. It is very distracting to me. If I could just trim the left side of her head she would look fantastic.
Kandi excuses herself to pump. Why could she not do that off camera? Continue reading
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This will be the Nida boys Easter Memory from 2016
I can’t with this. Game One is about… GUESS WHO? Kenya Moore. They play Hot Potitty with Tamra’s boob implant. Nothing pisses of Andy more than not being careful with Tamra’s boob implant. Porsha throws it at Andy once. He tells her very sternly not to throw the titty. She does it a second time. He screams at her. She does it a third time and I thought he might lose his mind. The point of the game was to say something nice about Kenya. They all failed.
Game Two involves two CGIed versions of Chateau Sheree and Moore Manor. They ask the THOTS who they would date. If they say they would date him he goes to Sheree’s house if they would not they send him to ….GUESS WHO? Kenya Moore. Oh please like all these whores would turn down anyone, even Bobby Brown. The game bombs because they don’t know who half the people are. Because they are idiots.
Sheree says that she and Bob are in a good place. Phaedra says her divorce is in progress. I predict it will be in progress longer than Chateau Sheree. By the way, my sources tell me there is real fence around the Chateau these days and they are trying to figure out how to landscape with all the drainage issues. So some exterior progress has happened. No news on the mold situation.