I am gonna miss you, girl
Okay something tells me that there will be few secrets revealed and I am in a hurry to get to Shahs of Sunset that premieres tonight. So I am going to blow through this with a quickness.
Phaedra and Porsha want to give Kim a makeover. Who in the holy hell would want two THOTs to give you a makeover? I love Kim Fields looks. Except for that crappy silver dress for the opening scenes. Kim is way prettier than the Ps. I know the I am the only one, but I am going to miss Kim Fields. There. It feels good to admit it.
Cynthia and Mallory talk about Cynthia’s crappy marriage. ICYMI, CDAN posted a crazy blind about Peter hooking up with Porsha so I am looking at any hints by production that it happened because surely they would have caught wind of something like that, right? I think if it did happen it was early on in the SportsOne process and that is why Kordell is gone from that venture. Anyway, people are blowing me up on Twitter like this is my blind, and it is not. I am torn to pieces about whether to believe it or not so I just had to bring it to my people. It would explain some things. I’m just saying. Peter and Noelle got for a manipedi? Why? Noelle saw the video of Peter and that girl. Noelle says he looked sloppy. It’s clear that Peter lived in Charlotte except for filming. This is actually a good episode. Lots of new footage. Worth a watch.
I forgot about Porsha’s speech to high school kids. So disgusting. That principal got a lot of backlash. Who brings a THOT to a high school? She breaks into her preacher mode. But she is giving a speech about I dunno what. The audience shots are hysterical. She tries to have three steps and she LITERALLY cannot count to three.
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One is hot, the other is a THOT.
Well this would certainly explain why Cynthia Bailey went HAM on Porsha
February 17, 2016
This Southeast Housewife finally pulled the trigger on her marriage. Apparently it was not just the non-stop cheating by her husband but she also found out how much of her money he spent over the years. Oh, and that he slept with at least one of the other Housewives from the show. I say two, but she thinks just one.
Cynthia Bailey/Porsha Williams
It’s time for the final episode of the reunion, and all I really care about is the footage of Porsha beating down a girl in a dark alley and Andy Cohen’s response to it. I’m late to the party because I had a late breaking story about Vicki and Tamra rolling a dune buggy and going to the hospital. I’m glad they are both okay and even happier they are back to being besties.
So I am going to not give you a she said, she said of this whole mess in as much as I can stop myself. I am really just ready for this season to be over. Even though it was a bit shorter than usual it did NOT feel that way to me.
I hope someone has a gif of Nene dancing backstage up on the net already.
Porsha already looks nervous about her thug segment.
I LOVE Nene’s jumpsuit. It is very Cher and she rocks it well. But the left side of her hair looks like it has been eaten by a lawn mower. It is very distracting to me. If I could just trim the left side of her head she would look fantastic.
Kandi excuses herself to pump. Why could she not do that off camera? Continue reading
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The Booze Cruise
We start right off with Porsha and Shamea acting a fool on the Booze Cruise and Porsha’s first violent episode of the season caught on camera. Production opted not to show all of the long drawn out Porsha meltdown and how long it took her to calm down in the actual episode. Let’s hope that lost footage gets shown this time.
Oh but no. Shady Andy reads a nasty comment from a viewer asking CYNTHIA when she became such a thug. This explains a lot. I am hearing there is a lot of anger from both the crew that has to be present for all of Porsha’s violence and the cast over Andy and Bravo’s other executives nonchalant attitude regarding Porsha’s violence. Andy allowed Porsha to make excuses for her behavior and blame Cynthia and then read nasty comments to Cynthia as if they are not dealing with a violent THOT. Oh wait, we have made it EXACTLY three minutes into this episode without blaming KENYA MOORE. Some dumb cunt writes in that all three times there was violence on the show, Kenya was involved. The cunt satchel is talking about Pillow Talk, where Brandon was attacked by Apollo, Kandi went buck wild and everyone lost their shit, The reunion, when Kenya’s “involvement was getting attacked!” and Lake Lanier, where her involvement was asking an uninvited guest who was being ratchet to leave the event. What the fuck is wrong with these people and why does Andy delight in making EVERY SINGLE ALTERCATION about Kenya???? I can’t wait to see how Andy manages to blame KENYA for Porsha beating down some girl in the alley when my sources say it all went down before Kenya even arrived. I’m sure he will come up with something. Then Andy brings up that SIX YEARS AGO Sheree grabbed Kim Zolicak’s hair. He is desperate to defend the THOT in any way he possibly can. Now Andy gives Porsha plenty of time blame Cynthia again. This is just ridiculous. Then they play Porsha attacking Kenya again. Porsha says she takes responsibility for her actions but it is Cynthia’s fault.
Porsha says something about Kenya and a one eyed African trying to deflect from the fact that Kenya said she beat down her assistant at the finale filming. WTF?
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Well, now, someone in comments about the “shocking” revelation that Cynthia Bailey and Peter Thomas are separated informed me that my friend over at SFTA interviewed Peter (via Facetime) at his request to clear up a few things. So I just checked that out (my day is so not going as planned) and he did claim that he was not going to tape for RHOA anymore. BUT, even ATLien didn’t buy what he was selling and reminded him he said the same thing last year. Peter has never been the compliant househusband Bravo expects. He reminds us that husbands don’t get paid and claims that he forced Bravo to start paying the husbands to show up for the reunion. He says he is happy with how the season ended with scenes of a happy marriage to his wife playing across our screens as we saw them frolicking in Jamaica and Cynthia attempted to give him a handjob on national TV. He bemoans his life as a “celebrity” and how everyone is always filming
his cheating him with phone cameras. Poor thing. He just doesn’t want to be on RHOA anymore, y’all.
He is furious with Porsha for claiming he is screwing every 19 year old in Atlanta. He says he has never been unfaithful to his wife. Perhaps he feels like if it happens in Charlotte it doesn’t really happen. He professes his undying love for Cynthia. Then he says, basically that his great love for her might allow him to film a scene or two next season. You know, if it will help her out. It’s clear this couple is done and it’s just a matter of time before Cynthia files if she has not already. But that was not what I found interesting about the interview at all.
THE BIG NEWS WAS….
Clearly, this is the day for really stupid news stories. First we started with THIS RIDICULOUS STORY where Phaedra Parks is claiming she tirelessly works five days a week in her law office (my sources say she hasn’t been seen in donkey ears) and then she stays up at night embalming bodies and if she has any leftover bodies she does them on the weekends in between planning Saturday funerals and presumably teaching Sunday school every Sunday morning and Training Union every Sunday night. Oh and of course her first priority is her two sons. Oh and she also embalmed her grandmother in 2012 despite not taking any coursework until 2014. In 2014, apparently two of her friends committed suicide and her sister died and her law partner died and she thought, like any normal grieving person, “Damn, I wish I could embalm them all. That would be so awesome!” I swear. I am not making this up. It was actually printed on Page Six! Remember when Page Six was a site where NYC Socialites (not reality show participants) were photographed at fancypants galas and benefits doing fancypants things because they were actual socialites and actually rich? Today marked the day the Page Six jumped the shark for me. Do actual rich people in NYC even know who Phaedra Parks, moonlighting undertaker is?
But I digress. Because I am still not over reading that asinine piece of Frankensteinesque fiction. But I feel compelled to tell you that TMZ has their own ridiculous story out. I’m used to TMZ being ridiculous though. But they have “a source” which I believe to be a made up voice in TMZ intern’s head that cracked me the fuck up.
It breaking news is that Cynthia and Peter are separated, y’all! You don’t say. Welcome to 2014! But wait, there’s more.