Sorry for the delay, TAR running behind got me behind and I decided to just wait and recap RHOA today.
Oh Phaedra and Appollo are not speaking. Phaedra is headed to Alabama to study and take her funeral director test. With the baby. Is Apollo in school somewhere? He always seems to have a backpack with him. What’s up with that?
Cynthia is working at her agency and Apollo walks in to see Peter for advice. This fake sitch with Kenya is played out. TMZ did a story just this week just to explain that nothing happened between Kenya and Apollo. Who does that? It was a non-story story. Fake or not, Peter seems surprisingly good with the marital advice Continue reading →
What do you mean that picture is not of the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Does it really matter at this point? Aren’t all these shows interchangeable by this point? Kenya really wants to be provocative. I was just talking about this very thing today. She LOVES saying things like, ” I am not stranger to having my legs in the air upside down.” because she WANTS us to call her a whore. When, I suspect by the way she acts, she has been laid since she won her Miss USA crown in 1972. So call her a whore. She will love it.
Poor Kandi. Kandi is on this show for two reasons. She was a wildly successful musical artist who invested well and has more money than the rest of these bitches put together and because she is willing to play nice with everyone. She may have some drama later this season, but that is a rarity. She’s rich, she’s grounded and she is above this nonsense. But she likes to make an easy dollar and this show gives her that (in addition to her other enterprises, which unlike the others give her a very cushy lifestyle). So she is for that reason stuck with filming with Kenya. She, like the rest of us would like for Kenya’s Gone with the Wind Fabulous crap to be over. Kandi claims her ankle is hurt so she can’t ride the silks. Kandi is also on the wedding diet and she is cranky. Continue reading →
NEW YORK – November 19, 2013 – Bravo Media earned a record-breaking night this past Sunday, powered by “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” which made Bravo the #1 cable network in the 8pm hour among A18-49 and attracted nearly 3.7 million total viewers – making it the highest-rated episode of the season among all key demos, according to Nielsen.
“Watch What Happens Live,” which featured guests Phaedra Parks and Ben & Jewel Tankard, also delivered its most-watched episode of the season with nearly 1.4 million total viewers. Continue reading →
Nene Leakes posted this picture from the hospital yesterday. She’s been sick for a few days and went to get some IV hydration. Her hashtag was #luckytobealive ! Nene has been working on her clothing line and making appearances on shows like The Chew this month. She is probably just worn out. Get well soon, Nene!
Nene held a very successful model search for her clothing line at Bar One earlier this week.
We start this episode with a bit of good news for Kandi. Lord knows she needs some with her mother trying her best to keep her down. Kandi’s new studio is almost finished and it looks fantastic! It’s very “Kandi” with the pink vinyl chairs in her office. Kandi talks to Don Juan, her manager, about her mother. Don Juan says that Mama Joyce may just be concerned about where she will fit in once Kandi and Todd get married. He says he has the same sort of concerns. Essentially, he is worried that Kandi won’t need him anymore, that Todd will take over as her manager. It sounds a little selfish, but it is true that once someone marries their priorities do often change and their relationships with other may indeed become diminished.
Kandi seems a bit offended and thinks Don Juan is only there for her checks. Well, he may not ONLY be there for the checks, but he is her employee and I think he is right to be slightly concerned. Todd and Kandi are already producing plays together and forming business deals on their own. If Todd does decide he wants to manage Kandi, then Don Juan could very well be out on the streets looking for his next paycheck. Continue reading →
Okay, enough laying around watching movies, time to get back to business and crank out some blawgs. We begin with Kenya coming out of the courtroom claiming victory over her landlord. Kenya is thrilled there is “paparazzi waiting on her.” LOL It is one dude from AJC and if I didn’t know better I would think that 5 cent from RHOM’s Vegas trip was the photographer. #delusional
Porsha got a five thousand dollar check from Kordell. Speaking of Kordell, I read his twitter time line today and he was not happy with Porsha’s gay implications from last week’s show. Porsha moves in with her mother AND kicks her out of the master bedroom. WOW. Continue reading →
After watching all the family drama on I Dream of Nene, I have been fully expecting Nene’s sister, or sisters(?) to come forward with information on why Nene is estranged from part of her family. Courtney Luv at CourtneyLuv.com has landed the first “sister interview” with Kendle Kenya Sherman who is Nene’s half-sister, or sister depending on who is telling it. Continue reading →
Why is Nene chatting with Vivica Fox? What was the point of that? Is Vivica like really hard up for air time or something? That made no sense. Now Nene is taking her aunt dress shopping at some sort of pic-n-save store. She claims she doesn’t have for time this. Give your aunt the Neimans card, call the personal shopper and tell her to put her in a dress.
All of Nene’s kids and Gregg’s kids go out to a Mexican restaurant. Even the glambaby came. Nene is going on and on about how important family is but she will not even acknowledge the existence of her sisters. Now her dad has decided not to come to the wedding.
The boys all went out to party. My DVR is now paused on Peter dancing with some big earringed ho and staring at her chest. I’m gonna call it right now that this episode will piss Cynthia off. I wouldn’t mind the stripper thing (which I assume is coming) but going out to the club and dancing with other women is unacceptable. Some of these chicks are stripper and some are not. I’d like to point out they are not at one of the nicer strip clubs in Atlanta either. This is straight up Skanksville. Hmm, it’s called the Shark Bar & Grille. They should probably just all it the Tuna Bar & Grille. Why would anyone want to eat in a place with wall to wall skanks? Then they get on the party bus with three skanks in tow and spank them all the way to their next destination. Looks like they stripped them butt naked too! Continue reading →
Oh Lord, y’all I have been doing some tagging and coding and trying to get the background stuff done on the AHS:Coven blog and my eyes are a little blurry, so I am ready to get on with this thang tonight.
I am over the tension between the bridemaids and between the bridesmaids and Nene. So much tit for tat in all directions and it makes no sense. So Bravo flies them all to Mexico because that is a good place to hide the bodies if necessary. In the van on the way to the hotel, it’s like a bunch of fifteen year olds giving blowjobs to twizzlers. Continue reading →
Nene and Gregg made an appearance on Arsenio Hall’s new talk show last Friday. I actually like Arsenio and have never seen the new show advertised in my area. Is it me or does Arsenio look extremely thin? Continue reading →
I’ve had a lot of people asking about all sorts of bizarre rumors floating around about the situation between Nene and Marlo. If you missed my first report on this click here first. So I thought I would do a short post to clear some things up. Some of y’all have it in your heads that Nene is going to quit RHOA over this. Not a chance in hell of that happening. When RHOA eventually goes to the great reality show in the sky, Nene is going to be right back to being poor. She is going to ride her cash cow until Bravo bucks her off.
Some of you think Marlo is getting fired over the incident. You seem to think that Nene does the hiring and firing. Now Nene can ask for someone to film with the show, as she stupidly did for Marlo this season, but she can’t get Marlo fired. For one, Bravo loves the drama. Marlo is back to give Kenya a storyline. Marlo is not from Atlanta. The other housewives are not particularly fond of Kenya. This season you can expect these two to be two peas in a pod. Blech. Plus Marlo is just a friend and not a full housewife. AND filming is all but over. Continue reading →