kimzolciakbiermannMy ❤️ surgery was a success!! I can’t wait to be back on my feet 100%! Glad it’s over! Quite the whirlwind this last month has been…but such a blessing too 😊 #MyFamilyHasBeenAmazing #TheFalconsHaveBeenSoSupportive #GodIsIncredible #Blessed #Grateful #ThankYouToMyDoctorsAndNurses #AmazingTeam
Kim Biermann as been taking hospital selfie lessons from Yolanda Foster or something because she looks great after doctors successfully closed a hole in her heart this week. The congenital defect was discovered when she had a TIA last month. Kim was at Kroy’s last home game on Saturday with KJ and the girls to cheer on the Falcons as they pulled out a narrow win to increase their record to 6-1. She was feeling great. Continue reading
See? This is the gut I was talking about. Not like Instagram, is it?
This week On Don’t Be Tardy, by some miracle of God Brielle Biermann graduates from high school. Everyone is mystified. Is it possible she got work/study credits for being on the show? Kinda like Sonja’s interns? I don’t believe the price quotes Kim is giving for a party planner. Sorry, Kim. Kroy says he can put in carnival by himself. They are arguing while Kroy is washing, Kaia. She’s adorable.
Why do they need a monkey at a carnival? KJ’s smart mouth EVERY EPISODE is getting obnoxious. One or two slip ups from a kid that age is cute. A constant torrent of smart mouth toward adults is not cute and an ass whooping is in order. Later in the episode, Kim calls KJ an asshole. I’m sure that will bring out the comments.
Kim is trying to get Brielle an in at E! Like Tracey says, like what? A tour? Kim is freaking out though because Brielle could be leaving the nest. Don’t worry Kim as long as you have a show taping, she will never move away. Kim cries as Brielle heads out in her cap and gown to get lined up for graduation. Sidenote: She is crying in a black tank top and looks about three months pregnant. I’m not saying she is pregnant, she isn’t but what I am saying is that waist trainer she wears makes for quite the transformation. She is however, really crying, complete with snot bubbles. Gross. Ariana comes in and points out that Kim is an ugly crier. Thanks for agreeing Ariana.
We start this episode of Don’t Be Tardy with Kim calling Brielle,”boobs.” Which might be a little inappropriate if her boobs were not ginormous. Did she get a boob job the second she turned 18? They might be a worthy investment since she is either pretending to be dumb as a post, or really is dumb as a post. After reminding of us of all of this, she says she wants to be the next Giulianna Rancic and major in communications. Which would be great, except apparently she didn’t turn in her application on time to Kennesaw where she was supposed go. I suppose that is why she is going to go to one of the many “broadcasting” schools in Atlanta where paying the money is way more important than getting an application in. Whether she is stupid, or she thinks she is cute looking stupid on TV, Kroy really needs to stop letting her embarrass herself. I mean if she ever wants to run for president… oh. Well, nevermind.
I’ve never seen this bar in Kim’s house before. It’s really nice. It is in this really nice bar that her assistant tells her that she’s been asked to be “the keynote speaker” at a Women’s Expo. These things are one of my pet peeves. If Andy Cohen were to run the rip off weekends himself it couldn’t be more anti-women, in my opinion. Allegedly, these are weekends set up so that people can hawk their wares to thousands of shoppers. So many women entrepreneurs paid around $1,200 to rent a booth to sell their product. As a draw they have dozens of “keynote speakers” because they people who run the show don’t know what a “keynote” speaker is. There have been numerous complaints filed by the vendors stating that crowd was full of undesirable people who come solely for any free samples they might find, and make no purchases and merchandise tended to disappear. From the attendance side, the expos are held in convention centers with expensive parking, long walks from the parking lot and $4 bottles of water once inside. It’s all a giant ripoff for everyone involved, in my opinion. Continue reading
I don’t know what is going on with TMZ lately. They have been going through a long period where they stories were accurate and out well before other sites picked things up. At least I was buying it. Then this week they have had three really shady and/or inaccurate reports about the RHOA.
First, the totally poached the BET interview of Miss Lawrence without giving any credit at all to the interviewer. So now they show up on Google News as the primary source of that story. #Shady They’ve taken my stories in the past with no credit, but I was shocked they would poach from such a large site.
Then they apparently misread Kim Biermann’s Instagram or just didn’t care and reported that she was dancing in her hospital room. Clearly, that didn’t happen and it was her dance partner Tony who was dancing around the room and talking about DWTS to try to keep her mind off of a serious medical condition. Continue reading
This week Kim has an appearance at a casino in Connecticut and is excited to go back to the town where she grew up. Kim and Kroy are going together. Kroy asks Slade to put a shelf together while they are gone. Kim’s assistant Gloria and the chef, Tracey are in charge of the kids. What could possibly go wrong? This is where grandparents would surely come in handy. Okay not Kim’s parents, but theoretical grandparents like we used to have in the olden days.
In Connecticut, Kim is shocked that little has changed. When I leave the house after a month or six after not going to certain parts of town there is always a brand new shopping center, multiuse complex or at least a Zaxby’s that was not there before. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone to a restaurant I used to like only to find it has been out of business for months or years. I find it hard to believe that her hometown still looks the same.
Kim wanders down memory lane, complete with old pictures of her, um, awkward stages. Kim visits her own apartment where she was going to school and working fulltime at 19 while raising Brielle. Continue reading
Kroy’s mean face with the red contacts…
Tonight is the premiere of Dancing With The Stars and once again they are forcing me to watch because another housewife is on the show. Thankfully, I don’t think Kim will last as long as Nene did and I’ll be able to bail soon.
For some unknown reason the show comes on at the same time as Monday Night Football comes on ON THE SAME NETWORK! This seems ridiculous to me. So instead of Kim being on in primetime, Kroy will be on instead. This means I will have to DVR the show at 1:07 am or whatever.
So tonight, I’m going to rely on you guys to tell me how Kim does on the show. I will be expecting copious amounts of recapping in comments. It’s your turn to experience what it is like to recap a show and watch it at the same time.
Click through for what Kim’s partner thinks about their chances.. Continue reading