TMZ is reporting…some kind of exclusive today… I could have sworn I had posted about the lockout issue here before but I can’t for the life of me find it. To me it seems like old news. Kordell had taken to locking Porsha out when she left for things like her WWHL interview very early on. However the two still both remained in the house. Porsha expressed her feeling about the divorce on WWHL here. I think Kordell may be facing a legal hurdle by locking her out of the house. I believe that is illegal as it is currently marital property. Continue reading »
Andy Cohen is trying his hand at primetime tonight with a one-on-one interview with Nene Leakes under the umbrella of his Watch What Happens Live show. This will get great ratings and likely result in more Andy during primetime. Which could be a good thing if he has really good guests and let’s them talk about production.
One of the first things out of Nene’s mouth is, “Is this going to be girl talk?” Let me just stop here to say that there are all types of gay men. Almost every type is wonderful. Almost. But all of those types can be divided into two broad categories. Let’s call the first type the “Miss Lawrence” type. Lawrence refers to himself as Miss Lawrence and dabbles in cross-dressing, at least when it comes to footwear. The other type is the Anderson Cooper type, more masculine than feminine, educated, refined, successful. Andy is in the latter category. He wishes he was Anderson Cooper. He wants to be respected even when he is playing pin the boobies on the housewives with D list celebrities. You don’t refer to him as a girl. He was visibly offended by her remark (although she surely had no intention to do so) and it took him a minute to recover and resume the ass kissing opening dialogue he had prepared. Continue reading »
Well boys and squirrels, it looks like we will not have Kenya Moore to kick around anymore. Kenya has bid us all a fond adieu on the Bravo blog! I don’t think anyone is surprised she was not asked back. What is a surprise though is that she was either on all her meds or got a lot of help writing her “long good-bye” as she bids us farewell with…. dare I say class? I don’t usually include an ENTIRE blog from the housewives but since this one is so well-written and full of some interesting tea, I am going to post Kenya’s Long Goodbye in its entirety with limited snarky comments. Click through to read. Continue reading »
Um, oopsy. I slept through Sunday, y’all. Perhaps I should have listen to the doctor and gone and gotten some tests run, but …I was too sleepy! Let’s see if I can get through this reunion without a nap.
It’s round three of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Time to see what I missed. We start with Nene reading her make-up texts with Kim. Time for a Todd and Kandi package. Wow, that witch doctor from South Africa was right! That’s kind of cool. Also, does anyone remember at the vow renewals for Cynthia and Peter when Kandi and Todd’s lantern took off right away and Kenya and Walter’s crashed? It’s kismet! I wish Kandi would learn out to sit without showing her lady garden. Andy’s questions for Kandi were kind of negative! Continue reading »
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion and Andy is wasting no time. The first order of business is to ask Kandi about serving Kim with papers about Tardy for the Party. It sounds almost like Phaedra served the papers on Kim at the reunion! Kandi says that Kim brought that on herself She was no longer going to allow her to benefit from the song. Coincidentally, Funky Dineva, who I believe is a friend of Kandi’s and appears on her Kandi Coated Nights show from time to time recently released the unedited version of The Ring Doesn’t Mean A Thing which has Kim singing with no autotune. Interesting timing, no?
Phaedra wastes no time with the subtle jabs at Kenya saying “everyone up here is a lady,…..well everyone up here is a female.” Kenya has had her sour face on most of the time. Remind me again how I am supposed to understand that she is not taking all of this seriously, Kenya fans? Puhlease. Andy asks Phaedra what her Mama the preacher thinks about her…what did he call it? open attitude? And Phaedra is the first to say the word penis. She says she likes looking at large penises. That’s our Phaedra displaying her knowledge of being a “southern belle” on national television. Continue reading »
We’ve got a round of he said, she said going on with Porsha and Kordell Stewart. Both of whom continue to live in the same house. It seems God’s will for their life is to fight it out in the courtroom. Here is the current He said, she said according to court documents obtained by TMZ.
Porsha says that Kordell keeps locking her out of the house. She also says he brings other women into the home. Wait, whut? I thought he was against strangers in the house? It sounds like Porsha is still a bit clueless. It’s probably nothing. It’s women. Continue reading »
It is the finale of the Real Housewives of Atlanta and that means there is only a month left before the season ends! We begin with Kenya planning her “gala” aka costume party that will serve as the final bash of the season. Kenya wants to have some scenes from classic movies with famous black actresses acted out at the party. So she thinks really hard about appropriate suggestions. Should she go with Dorothy Dandridge and Pearl Bailey in Carmen Jones? How about Butterfly McQueen as Prissy in her favorite movie of all time, Gone With the Wind? Nope, that is not what Kenya’s brain comes up with. She wants Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. Specifically the royal wedding scene “with all of the dancers with the feathers on their heads.” I am not kidding. She also calls it her “coming out party.” If she does indeed decide to come out, that might explain lots of things. You know, sometimes people accuse others of things they themselves are guilty of.
Meanwhile Phaedra is putting her donkey booty video behind her, (her bad pun, not mine) and moving on to the production of her new pink stun gun she calls, “Phaedra Sparks.” Again. Not kidding. Kandi zaps the stun gun on one of the self-defense guys accidentally. Sort of. Phaedra wants to try hers out on Kenya. Good plan, Phaedra, good plan. I did not recap the mandatory sex talk for Phaedra and Kandi scenes. Continue reading »
Okay, I am going to give y’all a place to talk about the news of Porsha and Kordell’s divorce. As of right now, I don’t know much more about it than you guys do, but we can at least have a place to share.
EDITED TO ADD A STATEMENT FROM PORSHA’S REP: “Mrs. Stewart is disappointed about her husband’s recent filing for divorce. Mrs. Stewart had held off on filing for a divorce herself and remained committed to the marriage because Mr. Stewart promised to work on the marriage with her. Instead, he misled her and she found out about the filing in the media. Mrs. Stewart hopes to resolve these personal issues privately with the support of her family, friends and strong faith.”
Last night I was crazy busy with blogging. I was also reading Porsha’s timeline after everything calmed down. Had it been a less busy night for me, I would have blogged about that. Porsha was RTing lots of her supporters. I found that interesting because when I was exhausted last night and went to my TL, there were several really kind tweets and I RTed them. It’s nice after a long day to have some kind words. This made me sensitive to the amount of RTs Porsha has been doing lately. It’s like she is reinforcing to herself that people support her. RTing compliments is a way of saying, “See? People like me!” She also answered a fan asking if she was returning for another season with “I haven’t decided yet.” I am not sure that the RHOA contracts have gone out yet. Bravo seems to be going later and later with the time between the reunion and the contracts. RHONY has not put out any contracts yet and it’s been ages since their reunion. My understanding there is that they want to switch RHONY over to film in warmer weather and are holding contracts until filming dates are in place. Continue reading »
Tonight on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, we are back at Kandi’s housewarming party at the point where Kenya stomps off screaming about Walter stalking her. I don’t understand why we could not have just wrapped up this little hissyfit last week.
Nene and Gregg are in LA. Nene has arrived. She has her happiness back. Gregg’s teefs are so white they are purple. Nene’s aren’t much better. I missed what they were talking about because I got distracted wondering if Gregg had been eating blueberries. Was it important? Later Gregg is out at dinner with Nene. Nene rudely checks her phone during dinner. More Gregg sucking up to Nene. Gregg proposes. Gregg says Nene is the wind beneath his wings. Nene says yes.
Bravo is making Cynthia shoot scenes with Kenya again. I wonder if she got a bonus for that? Miss Lawrence was in the scene and the topic was Kandi’s housewarming party. Miss Lawrence made it clear that he was not invited. That Lawrence is blowing through housewives in a hurry. First he made all of Sheree’s hair fall out and now Kandi is mad at him over some Closet Freak argument or something. He still got his own show though because Andy Cohen is fascinated with men in pumps. Cynthia tells Kenya that she needs to learn how to handle herself in public situations. Cynthia should have said to Kenya, “Go out and find someone who will sleep with you! There has to be someone and it might help your disposition.” Continue reading »