It’s the twins!
I really hate half hour shows, they fuck up the schedule for everything. So I am just now getting to the Don’t Be Tardy Season premiere. We finally get to see Kim and Kroy living in their new house and it is beautiful. It’s time for Kim to head to the hospital and spit out two more babies. That’s a total of 6 with four in diapers and two teenagers. Who does that to themselves voluntarily?
Sweetie is back!!!
The house is decked out to the nines. It’s 17,000 square feet, seven bedroom and ELEVEN BATHROOMS. Who the hell wants eleven bathrooms? There are fifty some odd security cameras in the house. This place is balling!
Kory’s ankle injury is doubly problematic because he’s basically another human who needs waiting on in that house. Kim gained 50 pounds with her twin pregnancy. Baby B is breech. It really doesn’t matter because I think Kim was going to do a C-section anyway. Well, I am wrong. Kim has never had a C-section. Kroy says the babies are smaller than the other ones and they didn’t get stuck. It seems like the doctor didn’t make clear the real threat which is that the cord could get wrapped about baby b’s neck and strangle him to death. Kroy says God did not intend for babies to come out of belly buttons. They opt to try delivery the regular way. Continue reading
Don’t Be Tardy premieres on Bravo on Thursday, July 17, at 9 p.m. and it looks FANTASTIC. The twins are adorable. Kim is wackier than ever. They go on a camping trip! Finally, we will get to see the new house finished. It seems that Brielle has had FOUR car accidents. Ariana has her eye on the pool boy. SWEETIE IS BACK! Kroy is recovering from ankle surgery so he is able to keep a close eye on Kim’s spending. It just looks like a lot of fun. I hope they don’t edit Brielle too badly, from all accounts she seems to be a pretty solid kid. Continue reading
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Kroy Biermann sadly blew out his right Achilles last season and went out on injured reserve. After undergoing surgery, Kroy was hitting the practice fields today HARD. This is great news for the Falcons as Kroy was an integral part of the team. Kroy has undergone extensive therapy and had an entire therapeutic gym in his new luxurious house. I am sure we will see all of his rehab on the upcoming season three of Kim’s Bravo show. What was it called again? Oh yes, don’t be tardy for the football field, Kroy! The Falcons need you! Continue reading
Kim is off to her skin doctor for some Botox and Thermage. Kim is going nuts over Christmas decorations and Kroy wants to string popcorn and have a Montana mountain cabin sort of Christmas. Kim is the poster child for materialism, and Kroy is a simple man, with simple needs. Let’s see how this all works out. Kroy wants to buy a real tree and make sentimental ornaments and string popcorn with the kids. Continue reading
Well boys and squirrels, it looks like we will not have Kenya Moore to kick around anymore. Kenya has bid us all a fond adieu on the Bravo blog! I don’t think anyone is surprised she was not asked back. What is a surprise though is that she was either on all her meds or got a lot of help writing her “long good-bye” as she bids us farewell with…. dare I say class? I don’t usually include an ENTIRE blog from the housewives but since this one is so well-written and full of some interesting tea, I am going to post Kenya’s Long Goodbye in its entirety with limited snarky comments. Click through to read. Continue reading
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We pick up on episode 2 with Kim’s Mama Drama. Remember when I was the first to break the story on Karen suing for grandparent visitation and then those buttfaces at TMZ sold my story and I sent them a cease and desist and they just laughed and laughed? Well that is where the story is starting on episode two. Also, they want to put a gag order on Karen because she is shopping a tell all book. They are meeting with a lawyer to discuss all of these rich people problems. The lawyer is not Phaedra, it’s real lawyer with big ole lawyer books and degrees on her wall and stuff. Kim is a bit freaked out having to go to court. She says she has never been. I’m surprised as long as she has known Sheree that she hasn’t dragged her in by the wig to court for something. I’m just saying. Kim decides not to tell the girls about Karen’s lawsuit. Countdown to Brielle reading it on TMZ in five, four, three… Sorry Kim, I guess this one is my fault. But it would have come out sooner or later!
It’s Arianna’s Birthday. She is getting so cute. It takes two vehicles to get the tribe to the birthday party. They all go to Sky Zone, a trampoline park. Brielle asks Arianna if she has heard from her grandparents she says Poppi (? I may have that wrong) called and left her a message while she was in school, nothing from Nana. Yes, it did seem staged. Continue reading
Tonight is the night you have all been waiting for! Especially you, Not a Kim Z Fan! It’s the premier of Don’t Be Tardy! My screener only has the first episode so I will be tuned in tonight to see the second one and probably write another post with a recap. I promise not to spoil you too much so you can enjoy the show tonight!
Here we go with episode one of Don’t Be Tardy! This is a very rough cut so I imagine there will be some changes in what you guys see tonight. I am assuming this will be the opening with Kim in the “Falcon’s Jersey” that is nothing more than some red body paint. The theme of the opening seems to be, to borrow a phrase from Phaedra’s show, “Rich People Problems.” The intro begins with, “My mother ruined my wedding, my friends have turned on me and me dream house turned out to be a nightmare…” The wedding eviction, her walkout from RHOA and the rental house move are shown in the opening during the voiceover. Poor Kimberleigh. Poor, poor Kimberleigh. Bless her heart. Continue reading
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I have the worst headache in the world. My left eyeball feels like it’s being stabbed with a RHONJ stiletto. I want to pluck it out and put it in my purse and blog half blind. I say all that for pity of course, but also as an apology in advance that this blog is probably going to be crappy.
I saw the first 15 minutes or so on first look earlier today. I was not impressed. It’s just Nene’s time to talk about how impartial she is and how she tries to keep the other girls from fighting and looking like fools on TV. She says she wish someone would have shaken her and told her to stop when she first started RHOA. Then there is the usual Nene and Gregg fake storyline. While that is running, I will take the time to explain that when wearing a long gown with a slit up to there, when seated one should cover ones knees with the skirt of the gown and not display shiny, greasy legs or in Kandi’s case your black underpants. Close your legs to married men! Is a good suggestion, but close your legs to the giant TV camera pointed at you is equally useful information. Continue reading
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Kim Zolciak Biermann and all the other Biermanns paid a tearful farewell to her crew yesterday as filming for Don’t Be Tardy… finally came to an end. I am surprised that it doesn’t end with moving into their new house. Well, I mean with Bravo, who knows, they might use a stunt house, but her house is not finished and I doubt they will move until school is out at this point. Kim is still tweeting with her interior designer and occasionally talks about the remodeling process. Earlier this month, she had her contractor remove a window and sheet rock over it. Why would anyone ever remove a window?
She has also been tweeting pictures of Brielle and Ariana and both of the are very pretty. Brielle looks full-grown and is beautiful. Kroy is going to have his hands full with her. Ariana’s hair has gotten super long and she has leaned out and gotten taller since the first season of the show. Speaking of hair, the picture above is Kim’s last talking head scene for the new episode and Kim says it is her real hair. It looks real to me, and she looks great. Photo Credit: Kim Zolciak Twitter Continue reading
After a night filled with nasty nightmares, I’m running on empty today. So rather than write blogs I thought I would zone out and read blogs for a change. Obviously, I chose Reality Tea for guilty pleasure and ran across a Kim Zolciak story. First of all, some tabloid is running photo-shopped pics of Kim and her dramatic weight loss. I read that story the other day and just shook my head and laughed because Kim has admitted on camera that she will have cosmetic surgery after every baby and she claims in the story that it is her active life that dropped the weight. We’ve all seen how active Kim is. I think I burn more daily calories than Kim. Then Reality Tea mentions that she is defending her house... interesting. Continue reading
Well Happy Fucking New Year. Can I just tell y’all how much 2013 is sucking so far? I woke up with a Champagne hangover. It’s raining. I’m typing this in Word because the Internet is acting a fool today. My one note troll is in comments trying once again steer every post to be about racism, and then I get a comment calling me a thief. Some dude name Ed is claiming that I stole his story about Kim Zolciak’s new house. I say we just skip to 2014 and see if that is any better.
First, I’m going to explain to you (and Ed) the background my story about Kim Zolciak’s new (or is it) house. As you all know, because I whine about it every week, day nights can be a bit grueling. I try my best to do two back to back recaps on Real Housewives of Atlanta and Shahs and it’s usually 3-4 hours of rapid blogging trying to get both up before midnight. Not last Sunday but the Sunday before, with about ten minutes to go until RHOA I get an email from a source that say’s “Kim Z is building on (name of street redacted).” That’s it. No house number. Source I’ve never gotten anything from before. Just that. So I tucked that info away and went to recapping.
NOTE: THIS POST IS LONG. IF YOU JUST WANT TO SKIP TO THE TEA SCROLL TO THE BOTTOM AND READ THE PURPLE TEXT!
This is a Tamara Tattles Exclusive. Please do not steal my entire work. Excerpts with proper links are welcome.
Please note: I was unaware that TVFishBowl had uncovered the location of Kim’s home three weeks ago. Had I known, I could have saved myself a lot of time on this post. Please check out their story here.
Remember that tea I told you I received last Sunday night just before the Sunday night blogging push? Well I can tell you today that the tea is about Kim Zolciak’s new house. The Biermanns are moving to The Manor Golf and Country Club in Alpharetta. It’s a really nice gated country club community with an 18 hole Champion golf course, a driving range, a Jr Olympic competition pool, and indoor heated pool, tennis courts, full gym and a lake. It’s really nice. Click through for more details! Continue reading