Category Archives: Kim Zolciak
Why is Nene chatting with Vivica Fox? What was the point of that? Is Vivica like really hard up for air time or something? That made no sense. Now Nene is taking her aunt dress shopping at some sort of pic-n-save store. She claims she doesn’t have for time this. Give your aunt the Neimans card, call the personal shopper and tell her to put her in a dress.
All of Nene’s kids and Gregg’s kids go out to a Mexican restaurant. Even the glambaby came. Nene is going on and on about how important family is but she will not even acknowledge the existence of her sisters. Now her dad has decided not to come to the wedding.
The boys all went out to party. My DVR is now paused on Peter dancing with some big earringed ho and staring at her chest. I’m gonna call it right now that this episode will piss Cynthia off. I wouldn’t mind the stripper thing (which I assume is coming) but going out to the club and dancing with other women is unacceptable. Some of these chicks are stripper and some are not. I’d like to point out they are not at one of the nicer strip clubs in Atlanta either. This is straight up Skanksville. Hmm, it’s called the Shark Bar & Grille. They should probably just all it the Tuna Bar & Grille. Why would anyone want to eat in a place with wall to wall skanks? Then they get on the party bus with three skanks in tow and spank them all the way to their next destination. Looks like they stripped them butt naked too! Continue reading
According to Kim’s Twitter, the surgery went well. She also commented on Kroy still smiling through the whole thing. Apparently Brielle took this picture and posted it on twitter today. So sweet.
Yesterday the Falcons beat the Rams which is good. But they also had a least SIX players get injured! Toward the end of the second quarter, Kroy Biermann left the game ON THE CART with and ankle injury! He was unable to put any weight at all on his right ankle. He was making a cut while running, there was no contact with anyone and he either sprained it, or blew out his Achilles. Let’s hope it is just sprain. If it is a torn Achilles he may be out for the season.
UPDATE: Kroy has torn his Achilles and is OUT FOR THE SEASON!
Kim Zolciak-Biermann has been filming her third season of Don’t Be Tardy for some time now and it looks like the finale will be the birth of twins! Kim told E! Online, “I’m having twins and I couldn’t be more excited. I was completely shocked. I
had no idea. It was a natural conception but twins do run in the family so I
guess I shouldn’t have been surprised. I can’t believe I am going to be a mom to six children, it’s going to be very busy but it’s a dream come true.”
Kim has always sort of hinted that the door was left open for her to return to the season of RHOA that is filming now. She just said on HLN that she will not be on the season. I am guessing since she is pregnant again, Kroy doesn’t want her to have the same pregnancy issues she had during filming last time. She also talked about Brielle having conflict at school about the show. That was back when they were living in Roswell and I blogged about her going down to the school and pulling her out. Continue reading
Note: This recap is out of order with the last half hour first. Sorry.
The season finale begins with a court date for Kroy to adopt Brielle and Ariana. I can’t recap the adoption scene because my allergies are acting up or something. Kroy is such a good guy.
In the very next scene Kim is complaining about being extremely tired. Kroy thinks she is pregnant. They call Shun to go get the pregnancy tests but then they all three go and wait for her in the car. There is a camera crew. The store is magically empty. Sigh. Come on Bravo. Anyway these three are clearly not going to be consultants for NASA any time soon. There is much arguing and discussion about how to simultaneously use a dozen or more pee sticks. Everyone has a theory. In true Kim from they all involve red solo cups. The girl has Versace tableware and she drinks wine out of plastic cups. Kroy makes the executive decision for Kim to pee in the cup first and shove all the test in the cup of pee. Um, duh. I won’t bother to explain the other options. We are treated to hearing Kim pee in the solo cup. A lot. And she is pregnant. They are both hoping for a girl. Continue reading
I’m just getting to recapping Don’t be Tardy… Sorry for the delay. First of all, can I just say that I love that Kim is in sweatpants and that the kitchen is not exactly pristine. With four kids in the house, nannies or not, it just makes it seem so much more real than on Real housewives where the kitchens are all staged for someone housewife to cut fancy cheese and create a fruit plate in a sterile environment. Brielle tries to talk to Kim about her school issues but she is distracted by the boys. Brielle is having a hard time getting time with her mom because two under two is so time-consuming. Continue reading
I haven’t hopped on the Kim Biermann is pregnant bandwagon for a couple of reasons. One, for anyone who watches her spin-off, Don’t Be Tardy, it’s not great surprise. She has said on the show several times that they would be trying for a girl and that she wanted to get pregnant in May or June in order to have the baby after football season ends. Also, I had not yet seen the pictures. Continue reading
Kim is off to her skin doctor for some Botox and Thermage. Kim is going nuts over Christmas decorations and Kroy wants to string popcorn and have a Montana mountain cabin sort of Christmas. Kim is the poster child for materialism, and Kroy is a simple man, with simple needs. Let’s see how this all works out. Kroy wants to buy a real tree and make sentimental ornaments and string popcorn with the kids. Continue reading
Why did I stop watching this show? It sort of slipped off my radar for awhile. I haven’t seen the last several episodes. Whut I miss? Tonight’s episode centers on Brielle. She continues to make poor grades despite being grounded. So somehow Kim convinces Kroy that the best parenting move is to take away all the punishments. I wish my Mom was as bad at the whole parenting thing as Kim is. Kroy suggests taking away her fancy clothes and Twitter and Kim thinks that is downright cruelty! SMDH So Kim pushes Brielle by bringing in a glam squad to do her hair and makeup for Homecoming. Tell me Kroy had to agree to this because it was a planned filming and that he has not lost his damn mind as well.
Kim and her BFF stalk Brielle on her first date. They are so cute. Brielle doesn’t know what trout is. How to pronounce Filet Mignon or THAT SHRIMP USED TO BE ALIVE. Nick, her date is doing his best Rico Suave. Kim is concerned that Brielle is double dipping. Kim and her BFF are like Lucy and Ethel in this scene!
Kim is trying to learn Spanish. She asks the waiter what the Spanish word for taco is. Continue reading
Andy Cohen is trying his hand at primetime tonight with a one-on-one interview with Nene Leakes under the umbrella of his Watch What Happens Live show. This will get great ratings and likely result in more Andy during primetime. Which could be a good thing if he has really good guests and let’s them talk about production.
One of the first things out of Nene’s mouth is, “Is this going to be girl talk?” Let me just stop here to say that there are all types of gay men. Almost every type is wonderful. Almost. But all of those types can be divided into two broad categories. Let’s call the first type the “Miss Lawrence” type. Lawrence refers to himself as Miss Lawrence and dabbles in cross-dressing, at least when it comes to footwear. The other type is the Anderson Cooper type, more masculine than feminine, educated, refined, successful. Andy is in the latter category. He wishes he was Anderson Cooper. He wants to be respected even when he is playing pin the boobies on the housewives with D list celebrities. You don’t refer to him as a girl. He was visibly offended by her remark (although she surely had no intention to do so) and it took him a minute to recover and resume the ass kissing opening dialogue he had prepared. Continue reading