Well, we may have all wondered if that was going to happen, but with Kim and Kroy riding her ass, it seems that it has happened! And to celebrate, there was a huge carnival at the Biermann household, replete with a Step and Repeat! Because, #photoaddicts.
I await your vitriolic comments where you dissect every detail and point out each flaw.
Because it appears to be all you can do today.
And this is what happened… Continue reading
Kim and Kroy are in Miami to go see Lisa Hochstein’s husband, the boob god. Is that because there is no comparable surgeon in Atlanta? Probably not. More like another Bravo trade-out for publicity that the Biermann’s benefit from. These people know how to work the free comps. Jesus Christ, Kroy is Facetiming with the baby while driving in Miami traffic. I’m going to have a heart attack just watching that! Please just drive when you are behind the wheel, people!
Why did they blur out all the pictures in the office? I wanted to see what percentage of them were of Lisa! Kim and Kroy amuse themselves with the assortment of fake boobs on Dr. Hochstein’s desk. Kroy even shoves two under his shirt. These two are like a couple of teenagers. If teenagers had SIX KIDS! Kim is having flashbacks to her childhood spent waiting in the principal’s office. Sweetie is home with the kids and can’t stop calling to check on them. Kim is getting her implants updated and tummy tuck. I can’t believe she showed her boobs and her belly on national TV! I didn’t know that fake boobs got saggy like that! I thought that was the whole point. She is going to have skin removed from he boob in the lift. And he belly is covered with stretch marks and excess skin. I don’t know why I am surprised about that, she has had six kids. Continue reading
Kim spent most of her camping time in this robe!
Kim gets a ton of Fed Ex deliveries but is dismayed to discover it is all camping stuff for Kroy. Kroy is forcing the family to go on a camping trip. Kim thinks that taking kids camping is not safe. Does she think a dingo might take her baby?
But before in camping trip, you must take your assistant and your husband to the cosmetic doctor for Botox and a facial peel for Kroy. Fairskinned people should not have those peels, their skin is too sensitive.
Kroy goes over the camping rules which include no cell phones. Brielle is refusing to go, but Kroy says she has no option. Kroy continues on with what to do in case you encounter a bear. Kroy and Kim make fun of Lana’s weight.
Shun arrives with shopping bags from Dick’s Sporting Goods. They try to get Shun to go and she says she doesn’t want to sleep in a tent with the help. Sweetie is no more the help than she is. Kim decides that the babies are not going so Sweetie is staying behind with them. That sucks. Continue reading
It’s the twins!
Before they are even in the car they are setting the scene for Brielle to get into trouble in the Escalade during spring break. Is it mean or does this scene scream reshoot? They are taking an RV and the escalade down to Destin, Florida. All of Brielle’s friends will be there. Kim says they are renting a house with a private beach and then says they need to be worried about paparazzi. Really? In Destin? The only way there will be paps in Destin is if Kim calls them up and invites them. It’s a Hollywood holiday spot. It’s actually one of the few remaining semi quiet (except during spring break) beaches that is an easy drive from Atlanta.
Kim wants new Louis Vuitton luggage for the baby boys. Kroy is totally against it. Kim is drinking out of a red solo cup, but at least it is the fancy kind with ridges. Oh look the Christmas tree is back. I thought it was finally gone on the last episode. Why the fuck didn’t production insist that the tree come down before filming a thing? Anyway, the twins needing their own suitcases has now turned into Kim needing five new pieces of luggage before going on a road trip. So scripted.
Sweetie has full hair makeup and accessorized clothing ensembles for her “job” whatever that may be. Of course Kroy just happens to be there when the girls try to sneak the luggage inside. Kroy says, if she keeps it, he has a retaliation plan in place.
The RV is basically a ginormous tour bus. It looks a lot like the one on the Leann & Eddie show this week. It’s way more chaotic with 8 kids and at least four adults. The two oldest girls each got to bring a friend, there are a couple of nannies and at least one cameraman in there and Sweetie is following in the Escalade. Sweetie has the best ride of the bunch if you ask me. They stop at a convenience store and Kim of course has to shop. I love convenience stores of road trips because everybody knows that road trip food has no calories or preservatives! And it is the best excuse to buy trashy tabloids to read on the beach. This is making me want to go to Destin. Schools are starting up any day now, it would be a good time… Continue reading
Don’t Be Tardy premieres on Bravo on Thursday, July 17, at 9 p.m. and it looks FANTASTIC. The twins are adorable. Kim is wackier than ever. They go on a camping trip! Finally, we will get to see the new house finished. It seems that Brielle has had FOUR car accidents. Ariana has her eye on the pool boy. SWEETIE IS BACK! Kroy is recovering from ankle surgery so he is able to keep a close eye on Kim’s spending. It just looks like a lot of fun. I hope they don’t edit Brielle too badly, from all accounts she seems to be a pretty solid kid. Continue reading
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Kroy Biermann sadly blew out his right Achilles last season and went out on injured reserve. After undergoing surgery, Kroy was hitting the practice fields today HARD. This is great news for the Falcons as Kroy was an integral part of the team. Kroy has undergone extensive therapy and had an entire therapeutic gym in his new luxurious house. I am sure we will see all of his rehab on the upcoming season three of Kim’s Bravo show. What was it called again? Oh yes, don’t be tardy for the football field, Kroy! The Falcons need you! Continue reading
We all thought the WWHL episode with Kim Biermann and that crazy broke bitch that likes to drag folks into court was awkward, and now we know one of the reasons why. The day before the show, Kim’s third child, the adorable two and a half year old KJ managed to break a bone! It seems the little cutie somehow broke his leg ! Kim says that she took the latest flight she could to NYC and the first one back to avoid being away any longer than she had to be and that her mind was on KJ all through WWHL. So that is why we didn’t get the full on Kim Zolciak!
KJ has been tweeting (okay it’s Brielle, but it’s still cute he has a twitter account) “I’m so bored because I broke my foot!! Nothing to do but tweet!” And while KJ seems to think it is his foot that is broken, when Kim retweeted she changed it to leg. Kroy has also tweeted about KJ’s broken leg and how he hates to see him in a cast. Continue reading
Kim posts some cute pics from a photo shoot with the twins today on Twitter. Click through for more. Continue reading
Photo: Kim Zolciak’s Instagram
Finally, we get to see baby Kaia Rose and little Kane Ren. Kim Instagrammed this photo this morning after her latest exclusive story with Life & Style hit the internet. Click over to see all the photos and quotes from Kim.
Then come back and tell me why in this picture they kids don’t have shirts on in the dead of winter, and also why the family photos are all of the whole family in various pajamas. That just doesn’t seem like Kim to me. I guess when you have six kids, you have to let some things go. Continue reading
Why is Nene chatting with Vivica Fox? What was the point of that? Is Vivica like really hard up for air time or something? That made no sense. Now Nene is taking her aunt dress shopping at some sort of pic-n-save store. She claims she doesn’t have for time this. Give your aunt the Neimans card, call the personal shopper and tell her to put her in a dress.
All of Nene’s kids and Gregg’s kids go out to a Mexican restaurant. Even the glambaby came. Nene is going on and on about how important family is but she will not even acknowledge the existence of her sisters. Now her dad has decided not to come to the wedding.
The boys all went out to party. My DVR is now paused on Peter dancing with some big earringed ho and staring at her chest. I’m gonna call it right now that this episode will piss Cynthia off. I wouldn’t mind the stripper thing (which I assume is coming) but going out to the club and dancing with other women is unacceptable. Some of these chicks are stripper and some are not. I’d like to point out they are not at one of the nicer strip clubs in Atlanta either. This is straight up Skanksville. Hmm, it’s called the Shark Bar & Grille. They should probably just all it the Tuna Bar & Grille. Why would anyone want to eat in a place with wall to wall skanks? Then they get on the party bus with three skanks in tow and spank them all the way to their next destination. Looks like they stripped them butt naked too! Continue reading
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