Kash Biermann, Age 3, Enjoys some Juice on a private plane to Mexico
In other things I learned by watching E! News tonight, Todd Chrisley talks about his son Chase Chrisley relationship with Brielle Biermann. As you may know, Brielle and her boyfriend Slade Osborne recently, if you read a post of mine that became quite popular with the younger set! I dashed off to pull the photo of the new couple from Instagram, but for obvious reasons, you will have to wait until after the fold because LOOK AT KASH! Dear Lord that child is three years old and is already sitting on a private plane sipping organge juice out of a wine glass on an international flight to Mexico looking like a well dressed adult! I die!
Okay sorry. So Todd stops himself midway from saying the word “relationship” and calls it a friendship. He says he tweets and texts with Brielle all the time about how she should not put up with Chase’s crap and demand the respect she deserves. He says Chase will be more inclined to behave if Brielle puts her foot down, in conjunction with him trying to teach him how to behave like a gentleman.
Clearly, Brielle has a type, and it’s dumb. Chase makes Slade look like a nuclear physicist with a minor in Internet oncology. I’m just saying. Don’t believe me? Ask Todd. He will tell you. Continue reading
kimzolciakbiermannMy ❤️ surgery was a success!! I can’t wait to be back on my feet 100%! Glad it’s over! Quite the whirlwind this last month has been…but such a blessing too 😊 #MyFamilyHasBeenAmazing #TheFalconsHaveBeenSoSupportive #GodIsIncredible #Blessed #Grateful #ThankYouToMyDoctorsAndNurses #AmazingTeam
Kim Biermann as been taking hospital selfie lessons from Yolanda Foster or something because she looks great after doctors successfully closed a hole in her heart this week. The congenital defect was discovered when she had a TIA last month. Kim was at Kroy’s last home game on Saturday with KJ and the girls to cheer on the Falcons as they pulled out a narrow win to increase their record to 6-1. She was feeling great. Continue reading
Kim Biermann took her first flight since her TIA (mini-stroke) to fly to NYC to interview with Michael Strahan on Good Morning America about her recent health scare that knocked her out of DWTS. She tells Michael that she was extremely nervous the entire flight but got through it without incident.
Michael asks about her mini-stroke that knocked her out of the DWTS competition. Kim says, “It was a blessing in disguise. The minor TIA revealed that I have a PFO, which is like a hole in your heart. I was born with it and it never closed. That’s what caused it basically.” PFOs are not that uncommon in about 25% of people the hole in your heart you are born with fails to grow together and close. That condition can lead to TIAs and strokes. There is not much doctor’s do for it. I suspect that Kim will be taking a baby aspirin a day an hoping for the best. Continue reading
See? This is the gut I was talking about. Not like Instagram, is it?
This week On Don’t Be Tardy, by some miracle of God Brielle Biermann graduates from high school. Everyone is mystified. Is it possible she got work/study credits for being on the show? Kinda like Sonja’s interns? I don’t believe the price quotes Kim is giving for a party planner. Sorry, Kim. Kroy says he can put in carnival by himself. They are arguing while Kroy is washing, Kaia. She’s adorable.
Why do they need a monkey at a carnival? KJ’s smart mouth EVERY EPISODE is getting obnoxious. One or two slip ups from a kid that age is cute. A constant torrent of smart mouth toward adults is not cute and an ass whooping is in order. Later in the episode, Kim calls KJ an asshole. I’m sure that will bring out the comments.
Kim is trying to get Brielle an in at E! Like Tracey says, like what? A tour? Kim is freaking out though because Brielle could be leaving the nest. Don’t worry Kim as long as you have a show taping, she will never move away. Kim cries as Brielle heads out in her cap and gown to get lined up for graduation. Sidenote: She is crying in a black tank top and looks about three months pregnant. I’m not saying she is pregnant, she isn’t but what I am saying is that waist trainer she wears makes for quite the transformation. She is however, really crying, complete with snot bubbles. Gross. Ariana comes in and points out that Kim is an ugly crier. Thanks for agreeing Ariana.
We start this episode of Don’t Be Tardy with Kim calling Brielle,”boobs.” Which might be a little inappropriate if her boobs were not ginormous. Did she get a boob job the second she turned 18? They might be a worthy investment since she is either pretending to be dumb as a post, or really is dumb as a post. After reminding of us of all of this, she says she wants to be the next Giulianna Rancic and major in communications. Which would be great, except apparently she didn’t turn in her application on time to Kennesaw where she was supposed go. I suppose that is why she is going to go to one of the many “broadcasting” schools in Atlanta where paying the money is way more important than getting an application in. Whether she is stupid, or she thinks she is cute looking stupid on TV, Kroy really needs to stop letting her embarrass herself. I mean if she ever wants to run for president… oh. Well, nevermind.
I’ve never seen this bar in Kim’s house before. It’s really nice. It is in this really nice bar that her assistant tells her that she’s been asked to be “the keynote speaker” at a Women’s Expo. These things are one of my pet peeves. If Andy Cohen were to run the rip off weekends himself it couldn’t be more anti-women, in my opinion. Allegedly, these are weekends set up so that people can hawk their wares to thousands of shoppers. So many women entrepreneurs paid around $1,200 to rent a booth to sell their product. As a draw they have dozens of “keynote speakers” because they people who run the show don’t know what a “keynote” speaker is. There have been numerous complaints filed by the vendors stating that crowd was full of undesirable people who come solely for any free samples they might find, and make no purchases and merchandise tended to disappear. From the attendance side, the expos are held in convention centers with expensive parking, long walks from the parking lot and $4 bottles of water once inside. It’s all a giant ripoff for everyone involved, in my opinion. Continue reading
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It’s time once again to observe the prosaic panoply of people who continue to stretch the definition of “stars” and make up the festival known as Dancing With the Stars!
Before we can begin, we have to shoehorn in some Muppets cross-promotion. Scooter, Kermit the Frog, and Fozzie Bear are running the DWTS control room. Couldn’t do any worse, I s’pose,
Tom Bergeron and Miss Piggy welcome us and introduce tonight’s guest judge, Alfonso Ribiero, DWTS season 19 champion. I’m sorry, but I just can’t with Miss Piggy since Frank Oz passed away. She’s just not the same; something very palpable is missing.
Tom and Miss Piggy introduce the members of our firmament couple by couple, with no mention at all of Kim Zolciak-Biermann and Tony Dovolani. It’s as if they were never on the show. Also, I know from the TV Guide that it’s “TV Night”, but there is no mention or explanation of this from the show’s hosts. I guess they’ll be dancing to TV theme songs? Continue reading