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What’s Wrong With This Picture? Nene and Kenya
27 Saturday Apr 2013
Category Archives: Kenya Moore
Kenya Moore Bids Farewell to Real Housewives of Atlanta
26 Friday Apr 2013
Posted in Angela Stanton, Apollo Nida, Bravo, Cynthia Bailey, Filming Real Housewives of Atlanta, Gregg Leakes, Kandi Burruss, Kenya Moore, Kim Biermann, Kim Zolciak, Kim Zolciak's House, Kordell Stewart, Kroy Biermann, Marlo Hampton, Miss Lawerence, NeNe Leakes, News, Peter Thomas, Phaedra Parks, Porsha Stewart, Real Housewives of Atlanta, RHOA, Todd Tucker, Walter Jackson
Well boys and squirrels, it looks like we will not have Kenya Moore to kick around anymore. Kenya has bid us all a fond adieu on the Bravo blog! I don’t think anyone is surprised she was not asked back. What is a surprise though is that she was either on all her meds or got a lot of help writing her “long good-bye” as she bids us farewell with…. dare I say class? I don’t usually include an ENTIRE blog from the housewives but since this one is so well-written and full of some interesting tea, I am going to post Kenya’s Long Goodbye in its entirety with limited snarky comments. Click through to read. Continue reading »
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 3
22 Monday Apr 2013
Um, oopsy. I slept through Sunday, y’all. Perhaps I should have listen to the doctor and gone and gotten some tests run, but …I was too sleepy! Let’s see if I can get through this reunion without a nap.
It’s round three of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Time to see what I missed. We start with Nene reading her make-up texts with Kim. Time for a Todd and Kandi package. Wow, that witch doctor from South Africa was right! That’s kind of cool. Also, does anyone remember at the vow renewals for Cynthia and Peter when Kandi and Todd’s lantern took off right away and Kenya and Walter’s crashed? It’s kismet! I wish Kandi would learn out to sit without showing her lady garden. Andy’s questions for Kandi were kind of negative! Continue reading »
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part One Recap
07 Sunday Apr 2013
It’s time for the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion and Andy is wasting no time. The first order of business is to ask Kandi about serving Kim with papers about Tardy for the Party. It sounds almost like Phaedra served the papers on Kim at the reunion! Kandi says that Kim brought that on herself She was no longer going to allow her to benefit from the song. Coincidentally, Funky Dineva, who I believe is a friend of Kandi’s and appears on her Kandi Coated Nights show from time to time recently released the unedited version of The Ring Doesn’t Mean A Thing which has Kim singing with no autotune. Interesting timing, no?
Phaedra wastes no time with the subtle jabs at Kenya saying “everyone up here is a lady,…..well everyone up here is a female.” Kenya has had her sour face on most of the time. Remind me again how I am supposed to understand that she is not taking all of this seriously, Kenya fans? Puhlease. Andy asks Phaedra what her Mama the preacher thinks about her…what did he call it? open attitude? And Phaedra is the first to say the word penis. She says she likes looking at large penises. That’s our Phaedra displaying her knowledge of being a “southern belle” on national television. Continue reading »
Triumph The Insult Dog Visits The Real Housewives of Atlanta
04 Thursday Apr 2013
Okay, I need EVERYONE to stop what you are doing right now. Watch this video! I.AM.SERIOUS. Continue reading »
Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Finale Recap
31 Sunday Mar 2013
It is the finale of the Real Housewives of Atlanta and that means there is only a month left before the season ends! We begin with Kenya planning her “gala” aka costume party that will serve as the final bash of the season. Kenya wants to have some scenes from classic movies with famous black actresses acted out at the party. So she thinks really hard about appropriate suggestions. Should she go with Dorothy Dandridge and Pearl Bailey in Carmen Jones? How about Butterfly McQueen as Prissy in her favorite movie of all time, Gone With the Wind? Nope, that is not what Kenya’s brain comes up with. She wants Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. Specifically the royal wedding scene “with all of the dancers with the feathers on their heads.” I am not kidding. She also calls it her “coming out party.” If she does indeed decide to come out, that might explain lots of things. You know, sometimes people accuse others of things they themselves are guilty of.
Meanwhile Phaedra is putting her donkey booty video behind her, (her bad pun, not mine) and moving on to the production of her new pink stun gun she calls, “Phaedra Sparks.” Again. Not kidding. Kandi zaps the stun gun on one of the self-defense guys accidentally. Sort of. Phaedra wants to try hers out on Kenya. Good plan, Phaedra, good plan. I did not recap the mandatory sex talk for Phaedra and Kandi scenes. Continue reading »
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Sigh.
24 Sunday Mar 2013
Tonight on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, we are back at Kandi’s housewarming party at the point where Kenya stomps off screaming about Walter stalking her. I don’t understand why we could not have just wrapped up this little hissyfit last week.
Nene and Gregg are in LA. Nene has arrived. She has her happiness back. Gregg’s teefs are so white they are purple. Nene’s aren’t much better. I missed what they were talking about because I got distracted wondering if Gregg had been eating blueberries. Was it important? Later Gregg is out at dinner with Nene. Nene rudely checks her phone during dinner. More Gregg sucking up to Nene. Gregg proposes. Gregg says Nene is the wind beneath his wings. Nene says yes.
Bravo is making Cynthia shoot scenes with Kenya again. I wonder if she got a bonus for that? Miss Lawrence was in the scene and the topic was Kandi’s housewarming party. Miss Lawrence made it clear that he was not invited. That Lawrence is blowing through housewives in a hurry. First he made all of Sheree’s hair fall out and now Kandi is mad at him over some Closet Freak argument or something. He still got his own show though because Andy Cohen is fascinated with men in pumps. Cynthia tells Kenya that she needs to learn how to handle herself in public situations. Cynthia should have said to Kenya, “Go out and find someone who will sleep with you! There has to be someone and it might help your disposition.” Continue reading »
RHOA Recap: Another Real Housewife of Atlanta With Delusions of Stalking
17 Sunday Mar 2013
The Real Housewives in Atlanta are back home and Porsha isn’t even unpacked yet when Kordell finds an EPT box. Porsha attempts to explain it by telling Kordell that Kandi had a “lingerie party” and she was giving everybody gift bags. I wonder why Kordell didn’t see the er…other gifts? Porsha needs directions to pee on a stick. That is not a joke. She is serious. Kordell can barely instruct her himself. I’m not sure this is a gene pool worth sperm actually swimming in. Porsha has started trying to act in her talking heads. sigh.
Porsha decides to tell Kordell that the other housewives make fun of her because Kordell is “controlling” right before they go to “Peter’s Health Event.” Kordell says he is in control but he is not controlling. Porsha decides to talk about having kids and where they are with that. You know, while the cameras are rolling. It just comes up. Oh wait no it doesn’t. It was surely written on a cue card behind Kordell’s head. Kordell says he is the man of the house and he is not going to contribute to actually raising the kid. She needs to decide if she wants a baby or a career. Porsha wants a nanny. Kordell says no way. Continue reading »
Kandi Burruss is Suing Kim Zolciak for Tardy for the Party!
13 Wednesday Mar 2013
Today should be very interesting here in the ATL. It seems that Kandi is finally pissed off enough at Kim Zolciak to take her to court for her Tardy for the Party theft. Did I mention that today is the day the reunion is going to be filmed? I was surprised it was today as Andy has been airing WWHL from SXSW all week. Nene flew in yesterday for the filming after wrapping filming for the season on The New Normal and according to her tweets she was not looking forward to spending the day with the RHOA cast. Between Nene and now the LAWSUIT between Kandi and Kim, things should be popping off right about now. Click through for the details on the lawsuit. Continue reading »
Kenya Moore Green With Envy on WWHL
11 Monday Mar 2013
Posted in Andy Cohen, Bravo, Bravo Andy, Bravo Housewives Disorder, Kenya Moore, Real Housewives of Atlanta, RHOA, WWHL
I am prone to nightmares. Because of this, I try to watch something kind and gentle before going to bed. So because I had to get up early this morning, I knew better than to end my night watching Kenya Moore’s scary complexion on Watch What Happens Live last night. However, ever the reliable blogger, I shall watch it now just for you. I am apprehensive because Andy promoted the show saying we would see her work out video. But forge ahead I shall.
Andy and the gang are at SXSW in a much larger studio with a house band. Brooklyn Decker is on next to Kenya Moore. Kordell Stewart tweeted that Porsha showed real leadership by not giving into peer pressure on tonight’s show. Kenya says, “I am sure he fed her those lines.” Um wahhh? That was Kordell tweeting! Um, I am so glad I did not watch this before bed. I thought we were going to see Kenya’s WORKOUT video, but nooooooo, it’s a Gone With The Wind Fabulous Video with a drag queen making fun of Porsha and obnoxious twirling by Kenya. Continue reading »
