Andy Cohen is trying his hand at primetime tonight with a one-on-one interview with Nene Leakes under the umbrella of his Watch What Happens Live show. This will get great ratings and likely result in more Andy during primetime. Which could be a good thing if he has really good guests and let’s them talk about production.
One of the first things out of Nene’s mouth is, “Is this going to be girl talk?” Let me just stop here to say that there are all types of gay men. Almost every type is wonderful. Almost. But all of those types can be divided into two broad categories. Let’s call the first type the “Miss Lawrence” type. Lawrence refers to himself as Miss Lawrence and dabbles in cross-dressing, at least when it comes to footwear. The other type is the Anderson Cooper type, more masculine than feminine, educated, refined, successful. Andy is in the latter category. He wishes he was Anderson Cooper. He wants to be respected even when he is playing pin the boobies on the housewives with D list celebrities. You don’t refer to him as a girl. He was visibly offended by her remark (although she surely had no intention to do so) and it took him a minute to recover and resume the ass kissing opening dialogue he had prepared. Continue reading »
Um, oopsy. I slept through Sunday, y’all. Perhaps I should have listen to the doctor and gone and gotten some tests run, but …I was too sleepy! Let’s see if I can get through this reunion without a nap.
I have the worst headache in the world. My left eyeball feels like it’s being stabbed with a RHONJ stiletto. I want to pluck it out and put it in my purse and blog half blind. I say all that for pity of course, but also as an apology in advance that this blog is probably going to be crappy.
It is the finale of the Real Housewives of Atlanta and that means there is only a month left before the season ends! We begin with Kenya planning her “gala” aka costume party that will serve as the final bash of the season. Kenya wants to have some scenes from classic movies with famous black actresses acted out at the party. So she thinks really hard about appropriate suggestions. Should she go with Dorothy Dandridge and Pearl Bailey in Carmen Jones? How about Butterfly McQueen as Prissy in her favorite movie of all time, Gone With the Wind? Nope, that is not what Kenya’s brain comes up with. She wants Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. Specifically the royal wedding scene “with all of the dancers with the feathers on their heads.” I am not kidding. She also calls it her “coming out party.” If she does indeed decide to come out, that might explain lots of things. You know, sometimes people accuse others of things they themselves are guilty of.
Tonight on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, we are back at Kandi’s housewarming party at the point where Kenya stomps off screaming about Walter stalking her. I don’t understand why we could not have just wrapped up this little hissyfit last week.
Almost all of the RHOA blog posts are up and we still don’t have a clear answer on why all the girls were three hours late to Nene’s dinner party. Nene explains that she had to get cleared to have the day off from The New Normal and went to a lot of trouble setting up the event. Cynthia says it wasn’t her fault, because she is always early. Kenya talks about Kenya and continues to suck up to Nene despite Nene taking a few swipes at Kenya (and almost everyone else) in her blog. And Phaedra hasn’t gotten around to explaining herself at all. Porsha, Kandi, and Kenya to try to explain why they were tardy to the party (why didn’t Bravo play Kim’s song during that scene?) but they all seem to either blame Phaedra or pretend like they don’t remember the problem. The question remains, if Phaedra’s flight was late, why did the entire dinner party have to be late? Click through for some lame attempts to explain. 
On tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nene has set a fabulous dinner table and hired caterers and a bartender for her dinner party. Phaedra has missed the flight and the Hummer limo that the girls rented to take them up into the hills can’t make the twisty turns. So far things are not going well.
I’ve been feeling on the verge of something for a few days. Last night I laid my head down for just a minute before RHOA started and woke up 15 hours later. I missed everything. I just discovered that my DVR is all kinds of messed up and won’t tape higher number channels apparently. So I have no DVR from anything last night. So I am going to need y’all to tell me what I missed. I fell asleep with Bravo on and woke up two or three times in the night hearing Porsha talking about Cynthia. There must be something about Porsha’s voice that wakes the dead. I’m just saying. So tell me everything! Was it a good show?
