What do you mean that picture is not of the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Does it really matter at this point? Aren’t all these shows interchangeable by this point? Kenya really wants to be provocative. I was just talking about this very thing today. She LOVES saying things like, ” I am not stranger to having my legs in the air upside down.” because she WANTS us to call her a whore. When, I suspect by the way she acts, she has been laid since she won her Miss USA crown in 1972. So call her a whore. She will love it.
Poor Kandi. Kandi is on this show for two reasons. She was a wildly successful musical artist who invested well and has more money than the rest of these bitches put together and because she is willing to play nice with everyone. She may have some drama later this season, but that is a rarity. She’s rich, she’s grounded and she is above this nonsense. But she likes to make an easy dollar and this show gives her that (in addition to her other enterprises, which unlike the others give her a very cushy lifestyle). So she is for that reason stuck with filming with Kenya. She, like the rest of us would like for Kenya’s Gone with the Wind Fabulous crap to be over. Kandi claims her ankle is hurt so she can’t ride the silks. Kandi is also on the wedding diet and she is cranky. Continue reading →
We start this episode with a bit of good news for Kandi. Lord knows she needs some with her mother trying her best to keep her down. Kandi’s new studio is almost finished and it looks fantastic! It’s very “Kandi” with the pink vinyl chairs in her office. Kandi talks to Don Juan, her manager, about her mother. Don Juan says that Mama Joyce may just be concerned about where she will fit in once Kandi and Todd get married. He says he has the same sort of concerns. Essentially, he is worried that Kandi won’t need him anymore, that Todd will take over as her manager. It sounds a little selfish, but it is true that once someone marries their priorities do often change and their relationships with other may indeed become diminished.
Kandi seems a bit offended and thinks Don Juan is only there for her checks. Well, he may not ONLY be there for the checks, but he is her employee and I think he is right to be slightly concerned. Todd and Kandi are already producing plays together and forming business deals on their own. If Todd does decide he wants to manage Kandi, then Don Juan could very well be out on the streets looking for his next paycheck. Continue reading →
Okay, enough laying around watching movies, time to get back to business and crank out some blawgs. We begin with Kenya coming out of the courtroom claiming victory over her landlord. Kenya is thrilled there is “paparazzi waiting on her.” LOL It is one dude from AJC and if I didn’t know better I would think that 5 cent from RHOM’s Vegas trip was the photographer. #delusional
Porsha got a five thousand dollar check from Kordell. Speaking of Kordell, I read his twitter time line today and he was not happy with Porsha’s gay implications from last week’s show. Porsha moves in with her mother AND kicks her out of the master bedroom. WOW. Continue reading →
After watching all the family drama on I Dream of Nene, I have been fully expecting Nene’s sister, or sisters(?) to come forward with information on why Nene is estranged from part of her family. Courtney Luv at CourtneyLuv.com has landed the first “sister interview” with Kendle Kenya Sherman who is Nene’s half-sister, or sister depending on who is telling it. Continue reading →
Why is Nene chatting with Vivica Fox? What was the point of that? Is Vivica like really hard up for air time or something? That made no sense. Now Nene is taking her aunt dress shopping at some sort of pic-n-save store. She claims she doesn’t have for time this. Give your aunt the Neimans card, call the personal shopper and tell her to put her in a dress.
All of Nene’s kids and Gregg’s kids go out to a Mexican restaurant. Even the glambaby came. Nene is going on and on about how important family is but she will not even acknowledge the existence of her sisters. Now her dad has decided not to come to the wedding.
The boys all went out to party. My DVR is now paused on Peter dancing with some big earringed ho and staring at her chest. I’m gonna call it right now that this episode will piss Cynthia off. I wouldn’t mind the stripper thing (which I assume is coming) but going out to the club and dancing with other women is unacceptable. Some of these chicks are stripper and some are not. I’d like to point out they are not at one of the nicer strip clubs in Atlanta either. This is straight up Skanksville. Hmm, it’s called the Shark Bar & Grille. They should probably just all it the Tuna Bar & Grille. Why would anyone want to eat in a place with wall to wall skanks? Then they get on the party bus with three skanks in tow and spank them all the way to their next destination. Looks like they stripped them butt naked too! Continue reading →
Oh Lord, y’all I have been doing some tagging and coding and trying to get the background stuff done on the AHS:Coven blog and my eyes are a little blurry, so I am ready to get on with this thang tonight.
I am over the tension between the bridemaids and between the bridesmaids and Nene. So much tit for tat in all directions and it makes no sense. So Bravo flies them all to Mexico because that is a good place to hide the bodies if necessary. In the van on the way to the hotel, it’s like a bunch of fifteen year olds giving blowjobs to twizzlers. Continue reading →
Nene and Gregg made an appearance on Arsenio Hall’s new talk show last Friday. I actually like Arsenio and have never seen the new show advertised in my area. Is it me or does Arsenio look extremely thin? Continue reading →
How many episodes of this ARE there anyway? Nene has had to “result” to e-vites for wedding invitations. Nene claims her wedding cake is 15K. She has the cake flying in a first class seat from NYC. Do you have any idea how great Atlanta bakeries are? Is this because she did not want to use the one Kim did? I am not believing that she is seriously flying a cake in from NYC. I think she is lying out of her wedding cake hole.
Through piss poor planning Nene is also unable to have the location she wanted. She doesn’t seem to understand that planning a wedding in three weeks is damn near impossible. Continue reading →
Okay, that’s headline is pretty much all I have for right now. Nene tweeted just before 11 pm that the cops from the APD ”was so great.” Then about 1 am she tweeted, “Some people just belong n jail! See u court.” Will this be another housewife in criminal court? It’s about 2:30 now and it seems like the Neenster is probably home safely tucked in bed, as I should be. I know it’s not a huge story yet, I just thought I would give you guys the heads up. I am off to take one of my great sleeps!
Update 2: Just a couple of thoughts, if Bravo let Marlo back even as a “friend of”, knowing she was convicted several violent offenses, and Marlo struck Nene… they could have a legal problem on their hands despite their iron clad contracts. Also, Nene has been tweets A LOT about how great her husband Gregg is, he put up a sign for I Dream of Nene on top of a Barber Shop where they filmed, etc etc. Nene recently did an interview with Entertainment Weekly saying Marlo was extremely difficult to work with. Marlo responded on Radar saying she could not be a housewife because she isn’t married. (Um Hello, Kandi?, Kim? That one manly one that got fired?) So there has been a lot of beef between those two since I Dream of Nene ended. And Nene’s insults have been of the “no man will marry you” variety.
Edited: And great sleep I did. Still having trouble staying awake. But here is the latest. There was a HUGE season 6 scene for RHOA yesterday. It was The Bailey Bowl, a charity event sponsored by Cynthia Bailey. It was an event to promote fitness and nutrition and it was run like a field day. Some of the competition was in the YMCA basketball court and some was outside. Nene’s team was TEAM RICH naturally, and well, they didn’t fare so well. It all started out well with friendly competition but that quickly turned ugly. TEAM RICH had all of Nene’s bridesmaids on it except for Marlo. Marlo was on TEAM TWIRL with Kenya. Lots of Jawing happened between Nene and Marlo and Nene felt that calling the police about Marlo was necessary. Oh LAWD. Not to mention Kenya and Marlo palling around together. Continue reading →
I have no idea what Nene is doing having so many fools in her wedding. You should try to LIMIT the number of bridesmaids to your very closest friends. You don’t need to put every stray dog that walked through a RHOA scene once or twice in the line-up. You choose civilized people that can get along. With that in mind I say let all three of these girls go now while you still have time. Don’t wait for Marlo to assault someone. Marlo’s Officer Friendly analogy is not funny, Nene.
Look at Porsha on Nene’s spinoff! I wonder whose idea that was?
Was whoever started this trend with using a different nail polish color on your ring finger must have been a middle-schooler, right? I’m looking at you, Porsha. Also, I have no words for Nene’s hair tonight. Y’all know I usually try to see the positive on Nene’s hair, I really like some of her looks. But that blown out, blown back mess. I can’t defend that. No mam. Continue reading →
Right off the bat I am wondering where that house is. Atlanta? LA? And whose house is it? I love that Gregg says he doesn’t want to go back to the basement. CONFIRMING I was right when I said they never separated. Already with the scripted scenes for the wedding dress/old wedding montage set up. By the way, Nene has executive producer credits on this… meaning she can control what makes the editing cut. Hints of Nene not wanting her family there by saying she doesn’t want her Dad to walk her down the aisle again. Or her sisters in the wedding.
When the hell did they drive down the main drag of Athens when the sun was out and there was that little traffic? That restaurant used to have the best blackened red fish back when it was Harry Bissett’s. Nene is completely unable to be serious with Greg, even now. Continue reading →