Well, um everyone was there. And by everyone I mean the housewives plus potential housewives, Lena, Sheree, and Mallorie. Lena is the one who had been wanting to get married on the show for a few seasons now. It’s starting to look like this could be her year. Mallorie has been called in to film with Cynthia and support her through the divorce proceedings and her move to the new lake house.
First, check out the step and repeat. First of all, what the hell is up with the housewives and their obsession with the step and repeat? It’s not a stand alone thing. It is a backdrop for a red carpet event that has sponsors. If there is no red carpet for celebrity arrivals, it’s just a dumb sign that makes for a crappy backdrop. It makes even less sense in this setting since it’s just a big vinyl sign that says Phaedra multiple times and has a photo of her book. There is absolutely nothing on the sign that mentions what the charity does. Much like Phaedra’s Pfoundation Phlyers, it just looks like an advertisement for whatever Phaedra is selling.
Next, see that lady holding up the Phaedra shirt? I received several photos of the event and she was the sole person in each booth buying a product. From what I could tell, turnout was quite low.
Phaedra Parks is serious about her desire to become the next Cynthia McKinney (member her?) or that wacky Florida woman with the cowboy hats, or whatever will put her in front of a camera pretending to care about the latest media worthy cause. That boys and girls is her storyline this year. I’m already sick of it. First she was at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia (while Drama was trying to bomb her office) trying to interview people as if she was some sort of news correspondent, only for people to realize when they went to sign the release that they had just been had by a RHOA and refusing to sign.
Now rumor has it that she is going to get involved with the flooding in Louisiana. Don’t get me wrong, that would be a noble act, but this is Phaedra we are talking about. Tomorrow, the RHOA will be filming a garage sale, excuse me, if you are a RHOA, it’s a “Pop Up Shop” to raise money for Phaedra’s newest charity. In June, coincidentally, just as filming was starting Phaedra formed a charity called Phaedra Foundation despite the fact that there is already a foundation by that name in California. Since the domain name for the website was already taken, she threw and extra ‘p’in there to register her domain as Phaedrapfoundation. I’m not kidding. In April, before the charity was registered she was promising to set up a kids camp in Flint, Michigan because that was the big news story. I don’t believe she was ever able to set up a kids camp there. Perhaps it was because of the water situation?
While we had some uplifting news about Kenya Moore today, the latest news about Phaedra Parks is, as usual, about a felon. As you recall, while Phaedra Parks was in Washington with all the other political idiots at the DNC, her former client and Angela Stanton’s former boyfriend was hunting her down in Atlanta. Drama (aka Terence Cook) was in the building where Phaedra keeps her latest law office last month, but in the wrong office, apparently her name is not on the directory of the building, or the door of the main office where she rents space, or he was just confused or high or all of the above. While there, he became agitated when he was told she didn’t work in the office he was in. He said something about having a bomb strapped to his leg and had to be arrested by the police while SWAT did a bomb search that showed up nothing.
After that, both Phaedra and Drama’s mama contacted TMZ to let them know it was all a big misunderstanding. Or that the cops racially profiled him as a gang member based on his long white t-shirt or that he was just dropping off a CD or perhaps it was a mixed tape. At any rate, Drama is totally innocent and Phaedra was going to hunt down a real live criminal attorney to represent him.
I swear, all I hear about Kenya Moore filming RHOA lately is drama. It seems like most, but not all. of it has to do with Matt. I am over Matt. I’ve heard of at least three incidents where there has been an on camera argument between Matt and Kenya. Kenya has been filming with her father a lot lately. It’s unclear whether he is down for an extended visit or if he has decided to relocate. Around the same time she bought her house, she bought another modest home in the suburbs. Perhaps that was for her father? At the time I thought it might have been for Aunt Lori. I’m not sure. Anyway he is here. And he is filming with her. The photo above was sent to me about two weeks ago. That is supposed to be her father with his back to us in a white shirt. I can’t confirm that, in more recent photos his head was not clean-shaven. Maybe she gets her fast hair growth from her Daddy.
The photo above was filmed outside a restaurant in Atlanta where Matt was having one of his tantrums, arms folded like a toddler. I liked Matt with Kenya at first, but he is just too young for him. She needs a man, not a boy who takes all of their arguments to social media looking to rally people to his side for sympathy. I can also tell you the past dramatics by Matt where he claimed he was showing up at Kenya’s for a reconciliation (weeks ago) and was ambushed by the TV cameras was completely false. He had been staying at Moore Manor for the better part of a month when he went on that tirade. He likes to act like he move to L.A. but no. He traveled with her to L.A. and they have been very on again off again since the Mexico trip from hell.
Click through for Saturday night’s drama in Charlotte.
The Christian Southern Belle on RHOA Gif by T.Kyle at Reality TVGifs
This is more embarrassing than when the Salahis crashed the dinner party on their episode. Phaedra and Porsha got nosebleed tickets at the DNC, and Bravo cameras were there. Phaedra thinks that she is the next Al Sharpton. I am not exaggerating. She may very well be. Between Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson there is always some horrible person that shows up to try to lead the community who is only interested in camera time. It’s sad.
No one seems to care that while Phaedra was trying to thrust herself in front of the cameras, her former client wanted to LITERALLY blow her up with a bomb. She is surrounded by felons and married one. This country is not going to get better with scammers like fucking Phaedra Parks.
So anyway, Phaedra and Porsha are there. Not because it is American history in the making. But because Phaedra flocks to every camera when it comes to politics because she wants to be front and center.
So my sources say, she was acting like she was a delegate, and interviewing people in front of the Bravo camera. Then, when they were hit with the True Entertainment disclosure agreement, people were appalled that it was RHOA. They felt like it belittled the DNC to have a moron from reality TV there.
Last night I was trying to check in on the crazy in the world via Google News. While I was there, feeding my anxiety, I happened to see a major story in the Entertainment section where the title suggested that Cynthia Bailey was leaving RHOA. As exhausted as I was, I went to see what the heck that was all about. Cynthia just bought a lake house. Cynthia is currently filming. This post makes no sense. Who is the source of this story? Imagine my surprise when the source is….ME! Wait whut? When did I say that?
Apparently, when I said that Cynthia was likely to relocate to LA or NYC sooner than you might think, someone interpreted it as me saying she was leaving the show. From there the story spread like wildfire. The good news is that the major sites all linked to me. The bad news is the story is based on someone reading more into the story than was there. So now I am trending on Facebook. For something that I never said. This doesn’t really bother me, because at least they are linking to me. I wish it was for my Nene news, but I’ll take it.
What bothers me is that my BIG NEWS which I did break exclusively, that Nene doesn’t have a contract with RHOA, was stolen by TMZ. They seemed to make things up surrounding my major points that just were not true and then say they got it from “a source”. I went through a long period where TMZ was stealing my stuff and used to say “Read here first, watch for it on TMZ tomorrow.” That is annoying.