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Don’t Be Tardy: I Lan A Man

Because, Babies!

Because, Babies!

Forgive my while I take this 30 minute fun break from all the drama. I would first like to point out that Kim Biermann doesn’t know what nipples are. In the flashback to previous episodes part of the intro, Kim is tell her friend Jenn that her nipples are really going to get big, like pancakes. Then, she makes a circle with her fingers and holds it up to her boob to demonstrate. What sort of woman, let alone one with some sort of nursing training doesn’t know the difference between and areola and a nipple? Sheesh.

This week’s episode is focused on getting Lana a man. Kim asks about how her recent date went. Lana says, “First of all I wanted to leave right away. He took his teeth out and wanted to kiss me.” OMG this is not motivating me to get back out there, at all. Poor Lana.

Kim has a baby shower for Jen. It’s funny. Kim is giving Jen the placenta lady who will put her placenta in pill form. Which is what Kim really did. That whole green drink was a joke. It was, right? RIGHT? Jen’s baby is gorgeous. Lo and behold the placenta smoothie lady arrives. Maybe they do the shake and the placenta? Actually, can we not speak about this ever again? Thanks. Continue reading

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Don’t Be Tardy For Spring Break !

It's the twins!

It’s the twins!

Before they are even in the car they are setting the scene for Brielle to get into trouble in the Escalade during spring break. Is it mean or does this scene scream reshoot?  They are taking an RV and the escalade down to Destin, Florida.  All of Brielle’s friends will be there. Kim says they are renting a house with a private beach and then says they need to be worried about paparazzi. Really? In Destin? The only way there will be paps in Destin is if Kim calls them up and invites them.  It’s a  Hollywood holiday spot. It’s actually one of the few remaining semi quiet (except during spring break) beaches that is an easy drive from Atlanta.

Kim wants new Louis Vuitton luggage for the baby boys. Kroy is totally against it. Kim is drinking out of a red solo cup, but at least it is the fancy kind with ridges. Oh look the Christmas tree is back. I thought it was finally gone on the last episode. Why the fuck didn’t production insist that the tree come down before filming a thing? Anyway, the twins needing their own suitcases has now turned into Kim needing five new pieces of luggage before going on a road trip. So scripted.

Sweetie has full hair makeup and accessorized clothing ensembles for her “job” whatever that may be. Of course Kroy just happens to be there when the girls try to sneak the luggage inside.  Kroy says, if she keeps it, he has a retaliation plan in place.

The RV is basically a ginormous tour bus. It looks a lot like the one on the Leann & Eddie show this week. It’s way more chaotic with 8 kids and at least four adults. The two oldest girls each got to bring a friend, there are a couple of nannies and at least one cameraman in there and Sweetie is following in the Escalade. Sweetie has the best ride of the bunch if you ask me.  They stop at a convenience store and Kim of course has to shop. I love convenience stores of road trips because everybody knows that road trip food has no calories or preservatives! And it is the best excuse to buy trashy tabloids to read on the beach. This is making me want to go to Destin. Schools are starting up any day now, it would be a good time… Continue reading

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Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Making The Cut

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What is Sweetie’s job exactly? Nanny? Chef? Personal assistant? Kim is going to the doctor because she is having cramps. In white pants. I’m just saying. Why does Kroy have dip in his mouth at the doctor’s office?  The Dr. says she is fine.

Arianna is in love with the pool boy. He has a cute accent. She’s 12. I just noticed the kitchen wallpaper y’all don’t like. I like it. The Christmas trees are still up. Kim’s friend Jennifer is pregnant. Kim requests her wine in a solo cup. So much for thinking she was past that stage. She claims her wine glasses stink inside. I still say they do this because of editing. You can’t tell how wine has been drunk in a solo cup. I’ll spare you the childbirthing stories. Continue reading

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What Were the Real Housewives Up to Today?

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Teresa and Gia are having a beach day. Continue reading

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Don’t Be Tardy Is Back! Afterbirth: It’s What’s For Dinner!

It's the twins!

It’s the twins!

I really hate half hour shows, they fuck up the schedule for everything. So I am just now getting to the Don’t Be Tardy Season premiere.  We finally get to see Kim and Kroy living in their new house and it is beautiful. It’s time for Kim to head to the hospital and spit out two more babies. That’s a total of 6 with four in diapers and two teenagers. Who does that to themselves voluntarily?

Sweetie is back!!!

The house is decked out to the nines. It’s 17,000 square feet, seven bedroom and ELEVEN BATHROOMS. Who the hell wants eleven bathrooms? There are fifty some odd security cameras in the house. This place is balling!

Kory’s ankle injury is doubly  problematic because he’s basically another human who needs waiting on in that house. Kim gained 50 pounds with her twin pregnancy. Baby B is breech. It really doesn’t matter because I think Kim was going to do a C-section anyway.  Well, I am wrong. Kim has never had a C-section. Kroy says the babies are smaller than the other ones and they didn’t get stuck. It seems like the doctor didn’t make clear the real threat which is that the cord could get wrapped about baby b’s neck and strangle him to death. Kroy says God did not intend for babies to come out of belly buttons. They opt to try delivery the regular way. Continue reading

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Don’t Be Tardy Premieres July 17th and It Looks Great!

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Don’t Be Tardy premieres on Bravo on Thursday, July 17, at 9 p.m. and it looks FANTASTIC.  The twins are adorable. Kim is wackier than ever. They go on a camping trip!  Finally, we will get to see the new house finished. It seems that Brielle has had FOUR car accidents. Ariana has her eye on the pool boy.  SWEETIE IS BACK!  Kroy is recovering from ankle surgery so he is able to keep a close eye on Kim’s spending.  It just looks like a lot of fun. I hope they don’t edit Brielle too badly, from all accounts she seems to be a pretty solid kid. Continue reading

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Kim Biermann Has Lost The Baby Weight!

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Kroy Biermann Had Ankle Surgery Today

Photo : Twitter

Photo : Twitter

According to Kim’s Twitter, the surgery went well. She also commented on Kroy still smiling through the whole thing.  Apparently Brielle took this picture and posted it on twitter today. So sweet.

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Brielle Biermann Walks the Runway for NY Fashion Week

Photo From Brielle's Twitter

Photo From Brielle’s Twitter

I was hoping to find out more of the story about how Brielle was selected to walk in the Michael Kuluva show for New York Fashion Week. I guess it’s a connection with Perez Hilton who is friendly with Kim. Brielle  looked fabulous. She does need to work on her walk.  But in those shoes? The fact that she didn’t fall is a major accomplishment. Congrats to her.

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Kim Zolciak Confirms She Will Not Be on Next Season of RHOA!

RHOAkimshittodoKim has always sort of hinted that the door was left open for her to return to the season of RHOA that is filming now. She just said on HLN that she will not be on the season. I am guessing since she is pregnant again, Kroy doesn’t want her to have the same pregnancy issues she had during filming last time. She also talked about Brielle having conflict at school about the show. That was back when they were living in Roswell and I blogged about  her going down to the school and pulling her out. Continue reading

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Season Finale of Don’t Be Tardy Recap

kimtardyNote: This recap is out of order with the last half hour first. Sorry.

The season finale begins with a court date for Kroy to adopt Brielle and Ariana. I can’t recap the adoption scene because my allergies are acting up or something. Kroy is such a good guy.

In the very next scene Kim is complaining about being extremely tired. Kroy thinks she is pregnant. They call Shun to go get the pregnancy tests but then they all three go and wait for her in the car. There is a camera crew. The store is magically empty. Sigh. Come on Bravo. Anyway these three are clearly not going to be consultants for NASA any time soon. There is much arguing and discussion about how to simultaneously use a dozen or more pee sticks. Everyone has a theory. In true Kim from they all involve red solo cups. The girl has Versace tableware and she drinks wine out of plastic cups. Kroy makes the executive decision for Kim to pee in the cup first and shove all the test in the cup of pee. Um, duh. I won’t bother to explain the other options. We are treated to hearing Kim pee in the solo cup. A lot. And she is pregnant. They are both hoping for a girl. Continue reading

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Don’t Be Tardy Recap: Mommy Issues

RHOAkimkroybrielleI’m just getting to recapping Don’t be Tardy… Sorry for the delay. First of all, can I just say that I love that Kim is in sweatpants and that the kitchen is not exactly pristine. With four kids in the house, nannies or not, it just makes it seem so much more real than on Real housewives where the kitchens are all staged for someone housewife to cut fancy cheese and create a fruit plate in a sterile environment. Brielle tries to talk to Kim about her school issues but she is distracted by the boys. Brielle is having a hard time getting time with her mom because two under two is so time-consuming. Continue reading

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