Kash Biermann, Age 3, Enjoys some Juice on a private plane to Mexico
In other things I learned by watching E! News tonight, Todd Chrisley talks about his son Chase Chrisley relationship with Brielle Biermann. As you may know, Brielle and her boyfriend Slade Osborne recently, if you read a post of mine that became quite popular with the younger set! I dashed off to pull the photo of the new couple from Instagram, but for obvious reasons, you will have to wait until after the fold because LOOK AT KASH! Dear Lord that child is three years old and is already sitting on a private plane sipping organge juice out of a wine glass on an international flight to Mexico looking like a well dressed adult! I die!
Okay sorry. So Todd stops himself midway from saying the word “relationship” and calls it a friendship. He says he tweets and texts with Brielle all the time about how she should not put up with Chase’s crap and demand the respect she deserves. He says Chase will be more inclined to behave if Brielle puts her foot down, in conjunction with him trying to teach him how to behave like a gentleman.
Clearly, Brielle has a type, and it’s dumb. Chase makes Slade look like a nuclear physicist with a minor in Internet oncology. I’m just saying. Don’t believe me? Ask Todd. He will tell you. Continue reading
Lookee at them there trees talking to each other!
It never fails, when I just wanna watch #TGIT in peace, some EARTH SHATTERING NEWS happens. It seems that Brielle Biermann’s boyfriend, Slade Osborne has become a man. And by that I mean he turned 21 and went to Vegas with his guy friends. But before he did that, about a week and a half before, Brielle dumped him. Because she has decided he’s a dick. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that it was because she wasn’t invited to Vegas with the boys. She decided to start posting photos of herself with a variety of guys and her posse hacked all of his social media accounts.
Brielle gave the following statement to People ” “He’s not the man I thought he was and, (to be fair, he hasn’t been a man for very long at all) as a result, my entire family and myself are disappointed.However, I’m young and have my whole future ahead of me and look forward to everything I can accomplish on my own.”
While Brielle is posting selfies on Instagram wearing more make-up than clothes half the time, her high school friends are posting about their new sororities at UGA and studying for their future careers. One can only hope that Brielle gets her big break on E! on tonight’s Don’t Be Tardy despise her complete lack of any qualifications otherwise she seems destined to look to her mother for alternative means of support. She doesn’t have a whole lot to fall back on “on her own.” Continue reading
See? This is the gut I was talking about. Not like Instagram, is it?
This week On Don’t Be Tardy, by some miracle of God Brielle Biermann graduates from high school. Everyone is mystified. Is it possible she got work/study credits for being on the show? Kinda like Sonja’s interns? I don’t believe the price quotes Kim is giving for a party planner. Sorry, Kim. Kroy says he can put in carnival by himself. They are arguing while Kroy is washing, Kaia. She’s adorable.
Why do they need a monkey at a carnival? KJ’s smart mouth EVERY EPISODE is getting obnoxious. One or two slip ups from a kid that age is cute. A constant torrent of smart mouth toward adults is not cute and an ass whooping is in order. Later in the episode, Kim calls KJ an asshole. I’m sure that will bring out the comments.
Kim is trying to get Brielle an in at E! Like Tracey says, like what? A tour? Kim is freaking out though because Brielle could be leaving the nest. Don’t worry Kim as long as you have a show taping, she will never move away. Kim cries as Brielle heads out in her cap and gown to get lined up for graduation. Sidenote: She is crying in a black tank top and looks about three months pregnant. I’m not saying she is pregnant, she isn’t but what I am saying is that waist trainer she wears makes for quite the transformation. She is however, really crying, complete with snot bubbles. Gross. Ariana comes in and points out that Kim is an ugly crier. Thanks for agreeing Ariana.
Well, we may have all wondered if that was going to happen, but with Kim and Kroy riding her ass, it seems that it has happened! And to celebrate, there was a huge carnival at the Biermann household, replete with a Step and Repeat! Because, #photoaddicts.
I await your vitriolic comments where you dissect every detail and point out each flaw.
Because it appears to be all you can do today.
Jesus. How old was this kid when we first started watching Real Housewives of Atlanta? And the girl has been asking for a white jeep since she was 15! Well, she turned 18 this month and she finally got her dream car. Props to Kroy and Kim for buying a reasonably priced car and for making her wait until she was 18. Her driving skills left much to be desired for the first year or so of her driving life. And she still gets grounded and has her phone taken away a lot! LOL. But she is finally an adult with her dream car finishing out her last four or five months of high school.
She sure grew up to be a beauty! Continue reading
Kim and Kroy are in Miami to go see Lisa Hochstein’s husband, the boob god. Is that because there is no comparable surgeon in Atlanta? Probably not. More like another Bravo trade-out for publicity that the Biermann’s benefit from. These people know how to work the free comps. Jesus Christ, Kroy is Facetiming with the baby while driving in Miami traffic. I’m going to have a heart attack just watching that! Please just drive when you are behind the wheel, people!
Why did they blur out all the pictures in the office? I wanted to see what percentage of them were of Lisa! Kim and Kroy amuse themselves with the assortment of fake boobs on Dr. Hochstein’s desk. Kroy even shoves two under his shirt. These two are like a couple of teenagers. If teenagers had SIX KIDS! Kim is having flashbacks to her childhood spent waiting in the principal’s office. Sweetie is home with the kids and can’t stop calling to check on them. Kim is getting her implants updated and tummy tuck. I can’t believe she showed her boobs and her belly on national TV! I didn’t know that fake boobs got saggy like that! I thought that was the whole point. She is going to have skin removed from he boob in the lift. And he belly is covered with stretch marks and excess skin. I don’t know why I am surprised about that, she has had six kids. Continue reading