I admit it. I’ve gotten lazy during this whole Jodi Arias Trial. All I really had to do was put up a daily update and sit back and wait for folks to show up and discuss it to death in the comments. I suspect that a lot of my sources are busy with the trial too because there hasn’t been that much housewives stuff reported to me. To carry on with my lazy reporting, I’m going to do a hodge-podge of housewives updates here. Hopefully, my housewives fans are still out there and haven’t completely given up on me! Click through for the tea on RHONY, RHONJ, RHOM and RHOA. Continue reading »
Random Thoughts on Housewives
10 Friday May 2013
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The previews for Rea Housewives of Atlanta: Secrets Revealed! are such to make us think this is going to be good. I am of little faith. I was not impressed by the Beverly Hills version. Let’s watch what happens…
Um, oopsy. I slept through Sunday, y’all. Perhaps I should have listen to the doctor and gone and gotten some tests run, but …I was too sleepy! Let’s see if I can get through this reunion without a nap.
It is the finale of the Real Housewives of Atlanta and that means there is only a month left before the season ends! We begin with Kenya planning her “gala” aka costume party that will serve as the final bash of the season. Kenya wants to have some scenes from classic movies with famous black actresses acted out at the party. So she thinks really hard about appropriate suggestions. Should she go with Dorothy Dandridge and Pearl Bailey in Carmen Jones? How about Butterfly McQueen as Prissy in her favorite movie of all time, Gone With the Wind? Nope, that is not what Kenya’s brain comes up with. She wants Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. Specifically the royal wedding scene “with all of the dancers with the feathers on their heads.” I am not kidding. She also calls it her “coming out party.” If she does indeed decide to come out, that might explain lots of things. You know, sometimes people accuse others of things they themselves are guilty of.
Tonight on the Real Housewives of Atlanta, we are back at Kandi’s housewarming party at the point where Kenya stomps off screaming about Walter stalking her. I don’t understand why we could not have just wrapped up this little hissyfit last week.
The Real Housewives in Atlanta are back home and Porsha isn’t even unpacked yet when Kordell finds an EPT box. Porsha attempts to explain it by telling Kordell that Kandi had a “lingerie party” and she was giving everybody gift bags. I wonder why Kordell didn’t see the er…other gifts? Porsha needs directions to pee on a stick. That is not a joke. She is serious. Kordell can barely instruct her himself. I’m not sure this is a gene pool worth sperm actually swimming in. Porsha has started trying to act in her talking heads. sigh.
It’s already time for Real Housewives of Atlanta! This week has flown by. We start at the Bailey agency where Kenya is bringing some poor girl in to apply for both the school and the pageant. I wonder where production found this girl. The storyline is that the poor thing just somehow found Kenya and asked her to mentor her. Lord, they really need to do better than this. Kenya is going to be a judge. Of course she is, Cynthia gets to draw on the Miss USA name for her money-making pageant.
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