I am sooo tired. If this WWHL episode gets good I may save my recap until tomorrow but here we go. Andy throws some shade at Kanye West to begin the father’s day show so it is live. And Tabatha Coffee is there.
Joe Gorga shaved his head and posted a “sexy pic” on Instagram. Melissa wants to clear something up right away. She did let her kids stay for cake. However, can I just say that Melissa does not look her best? Is the hair stylist still on vacay? She practically has the top of her head pulled back in a scrunchie! And she has normal people makeup on. Not TV makeup. Oh I forgot to tell you there was a pig at Caroline’s house. Her sister is one of those random animal rescuerers. It was cute.
Andy is falling in love with Milania over Gia… It has to happen as the little monsters age. And Tabatha is appalled. She says, “We all know that I don’t like children, and all I kept thinking is those poor bloody hairdressers.” I agree Tabitha. But monster children on TV are fun to watch.
Andy turns to the “Princesses” and admits his favorite “princess” is Jeff. SHOCKER! The clip is from last week when Jeff went with his “girlfriend” to try on bathing suits with her mother. This is because IT WAS SO FUCKING GAY THAT EVEN THOUGH HE WAS OFF LAST WEEK HE STILL WANTS TO POINT IT OUT IN CASE WE MISSED THAT JEFF IS THE GAYEST GAY THAT EVER GAYED! Then he plays that little 40 minute mark bite that Bravo does of Jeff doing a PERFECT John Travolta moment just to drive Jeff’s gayness home for anyone who may have missed it. SHADE by Bravo. AND JEFF IS THE BARTENDER OMG! Andy has no shame in the shade throwing. Later he calls him “Isaac Washington from Love Boat” Continue reading »
I’m just getting to recapping Don’t be Tardy… Sorry for the delay. First of all, can I just say that I love that Kim is in sweatpants and that the kitchen is not exactly pristine. With four kids in the house, nannies or not, it just makes it seem so much more real than on Real housewives where the kitchens are all staged for someone housewife to cut fancy cheese and create a fruit plate in a sterile environment. Brielle tries to talk to Kim about her school issues but she is distracted by the boys. Brielle is having a hard time getting time with her mom because two under two is so time-consuming. 
It’s time for Newlyweds! I had so much to say about RHOOC tonight I am way behind and having some DVR timing issues so this may take me awhile. We begin with the Indian chick, Tina (?) who is worried that Tarz does not find her hot anymore. She has him on a sex schedule because she is trying to get knocked up and he is not feeling it. I think he may just not want to tell her he is not ready yet. They JUST got married a few months ago! Cool your jets Indian chick! She has HUGE eyes. Did you know your eyes are the size they are going to be when you are born? I keep imagining her as this big bug-eyed baby. Tarz is trying to say he is busy with work and needs to get through some projects done at work before he knocks her up. She is bitchy.
OMG, I just heard the “Wrath of Furry!” comment by Gretchen. I didn’t hear it last week. How hysterical. Anyway, I usually saved the title until the end, but tonight, I just think this is going to apply to Gretchen. Call it women’s intuition.
Kim is off to her skin doctor for some Botox and Thermage. Kim is going nuts over Christmas decorations and Kroy wants to string popcorn and have a Montana mountain cabin sort of Christmas. Kim is the poster child for materialism, and Kroy is a simple man, with simple needs. Let’s see how this all works out. Kroy wants to buy a real tree and make sentimental ornaments and string popcorn with the kids. 
Sorry bad weather here. Started two minutes late. I lost my satellite and didn’t even notice the time. Sadly, I missed the opening! Even sadder, we are starting with the Hurricane Sandy stuff. I am not sure I really want to see all this. I kind of freaked out while this was going on because one of my knuckleheads lives in Jersey and was MIA for quite a while.
I’m BAAACK! Sorry for cheating on y’all with my new Jodi Arias friends. Some of them watch real housewives though so we will have some new 
I never blog Survivor here because a whole lot of people I know are current or former Survivor spoilers as I used to be. That means they knew who won before the season even started or close to it. Back in the olden days, I would be one of those people. Now, I would prefer to watch the show unspoiled and be a Survivor random. So I watch on the down low.
