I realize I should be telling y’all this but it is 3 am and I really don’t care that much. But they are posing in front of a Bravo step and repeat… That’s all I got.
Why Are Cynthia Bailey, Kathy Wakile And Spouses In Portland?
17 Friday May 2013
Category Archives: Peter Thomas
Kenya Moore Bids Farewell to Real Housewives of Atlanta
26 Friday Apr 2013
Posted in Angela Stanton, Apollo Nida, Bravo, Cynthia Bailey, Filming Real Housewives of Atlanta, Gregg Leakes, Kandi Burruss, Kenya Moore, Kim Biermann, Kim Zolciak, Kim Zolciak's House, Kordell Stewart, Kroy Biermann, Marlo Hampton, Miss Lawerence, NeNe Leakes, News, Peter Thomas, Phaedra Parks, Porsha Stewart, Real Housewives of Atlanta, RHOA, Todd Tucker, Walter Jackson
Well boys and squirrels, it looks like we will not have Kenya Moore to kick around anymore. Kenya has bid us all a fond adieu on the Bravo blog! I don’t think anyone is surprised she was not asked back. What is a surprise though is that she was either on all her meds or got a lot of help writing her “long good-bye” as she bids us farewell with…. dare I say class? I don’t usually include an ENTIRE blog from the housewives but since this one is so well-written and full of some interesting tea, I am going to post Kenya’s Long Goodbye in its entirety with limited snarky comments. Click through to read. Continue reading »
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 3
22 Monday Apr 2013
Um, oopsy. I slept through Sunday, y’all. Perhaps I should have listen to the doctor and gone and gotten some tests run, but …I was too sleepy! Let’s see if I can get through this reunion without a nap.
It’s round three of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Time to see what I missed. We start with Nene reading her make-up texts with Kim. Time for a Todd and Kandi package. Wow, that witch doctor from South Africa was right! That’s kind of cool. Also, does anyone remember at the vow renewals for Cynthia and Peter when Kandi and Todd’s lantern took off right away and Kenya and Walter’s crashed? It’s kismet! I wish Kandi would learn out to sit without showing her lady garden. Andy’s questions for Kandi were kind of negative! Continue reading »
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Part 2: Nene Leakes Confronts Phaedra Parks For Approaching Her Estranged Sisters!
14 Sunday Apr 2013
I have the worst headache in the world. My left eyeball feels like it’s being stabbed with a RHONJ stiletto. I want to pluck it out and put it in my purse and blog half blind. I say all that for pity of course, but also as an apology in advance that this blog is probably going to be crappy.
I saw the first 15 minutes or so on first look earlier today. I was not impressed. It’s just Nene’s time to talk about how impartial she is and how she tries to keep the other girls from fighting and looking like fools on TV. She says she wish someone would have shaken her and told her to stop when she first started RHOA. Then there is the usual Nene and Gregg fake storyline. While that is running, I will take the time to explain that when wearing a long gown with a slit up to there, when seated one should cover ones knees with the skirt of the gown and not display shiny, greasy legs or in Kandi’s case your black underpants. Close your legs to married men! Is a good suggestion, but close your legs to the giant TV camera pointed at you is equally useful information. Continue reading »
Real Housewives of Atlanta Season Finale Recap
31 Sunday Mar 2013
It is the finale of the Real Housewives of Atlanta and that means there is only a month left before the season ends! We begin with Kenya planning her “gala” aka costume party that will serve as the final bash of the season. Kenya wants to have some scenes from classic movies with famous black actresses acted out at the party. So she thinks really hard about appropriate suggestions. Should she go with Dorothy Dandridge and Pearl Bailey in Carmen Jones? How about Butterfly McQueen as Prissy in her favorite movie of all time, Gone With the Wind? Nope, that is not what Kenya’s brain comes up with. She wants Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. Specifically the royal wedding scene “with all of the dancers with the feathers on their heads.” I am not kidding. She also calls it her “coming out party.” If she does indeed decide to come out, that might explain lots of things. You know, sometimes people accuse others of things they themselves are guilty of.
Meanwhile Phaedra is putting her donkey booty video behind her, (her bad pun, not mine) and moving on to the production of her new pink stun gun she calls, “Phaedra Sparks.” Again. Not kidding. Kandi zaps the stun gun on one of the self-defense guys accidentally. Sort of. Phaedra wants to try hers out on Kenya. Good plan, Phaedra, good plan. I did not recap the mandatory sex talk for Phaedra and Kandi scenes. Continue reading »
RHOA Recap: Another Real Housewife of Atlanta With Delusions of Stalking
17 Sunday Mar 2013
The Real Housewives in Atlanta are back home and Porsha isn’t even unpacked yet when Kordell finds an EPT box. Porsha attempts to explain it by telling Kordell that Kandi had a “lingerie party” and she was giving everybody gift bags. I wonder why Kordell didn’t see the er…other gifts? Porsha needs directions to pee on a stick. That is not a joke. She is serious. Kordell can barely instruct her himself. I’m not sure this is a gene pool worth sperm actually swimming in. Porsha has started trying to act in her talking heads. sigh.
Porsha decides to tell Kordell that the other housewives make fun of her because Kordell is “controlling” right before they go to “Peter’s Health Event.” Kordell says he is in control but he is not controlling. Porsha decides to talk about having kids and where they are with that. You know, while the cameras are rolling. It just comes up. Oh wait no it doesn’t. It was surely written on a cue card behind Kordell’s head. Kordell says he is the man of the house and he is not going to contribute to actually raising the kid. She needs to decide if she wants a baby or a career. Porsha wants a nanny. Kordell says no way. Continue reading »
Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Praise the Pageant
17 Sunday Feb 2013
It’s already time for Real Housewives of Atlanta! This week has flown by. We start at the Bailey agency where Kenya is bringing some poor girl in to apply for both the school and the pageant. I wonder where production found this girl. The storyline is that the poor thing just somehow found Kenya and asked her to mentor her. Lord, they really need to do better than this. Kenya is going to be a judge. Of course she is, Cynthia gets to draw on the Miss USA name for her money-making pageant.
Porsha and Kordell are out at dinner talking about having a baby. Porsha wants a nanny and she doesn’t want to give up her “career.” Um, what is her career again? The charity work? Kordell tells Porsha to borrow a baby to practice on. Where is the Porsha who wanted to have twins? Tonight’s Porsha is not the slightest bit interested in raising the baby. Later, Porsha has her niece for the night. The first thing she does is give her a twizzler. Then she changes a poopy diaper and leaves it on the floor “for uncle Kordell.” She seems to think the dog is babysitting the kid. Continue reading »
Real Housewives of Atlanta Reverse Recap?
11 Monday Feb 2013
I’ve been feeling on the verge of something for a few days. Last night I laid my head down for just a minute before RHOA started and woke up 15 hours later. I missed everything. I just discovered that my DVR is all kinds of messed up and won’t tape higher number channels apparently. So I have no DVR from anything last night. So I am going to need y’all to tell me what I missed. I fell asleep with Bravo on and woke up two or three times in the night hearing Porsha talking about Cynthia. There must be something about Porsha’s voice that wakes the dead. I’m just saying. So tell me everything! Was it a good show?
Is the Bromance Over Between Peter Thomas and Kordell Stewart?
29 Tuesday Jan 2013
Posted in Kordell Stewart, Peter Thomas, Real Housewives of Atlanta, RHOA
Remember when the Real Housewives of Atlanta went to Anguilla? Or even before that when Peter and Cynthia were supposed to double date with Porsha and Kordell but Kordell could not make it at the last minute? Remember how Peter was so disappointed that Kordell missed the dinner and how he was all fanboyed out when Kordell showed up on the Anguilla trip? All season long Peter has been begging for the attention of Kordell. Alas, it seems the bromance is over. Bromance may be the wrong term, perhaps I should say the unrequited love by Peter has dissipated. Peter apparently watched the latest episode in real-time with the rest of us last Sunday. He was freaking out at Kenya (apparently, according to the timing of the comments) calling her certified crazy. That was a bit odd because at this point in filming, Cynthia is an ally of Kenya’s. But then….Peter gets pissed…. Continue reading »
Cynthia Bailey and Peter Take a Trip to L.A.
18 Friday Jan 2013
Posted in Cynthia Bailey, NeNe Leakes, Peter Thomas, Real Housewives of Atlanta, RHOA
Photo Credit: Cynthia’s Twitter
Cynthia Bailey is out in L.A. with her husband Peter Thomas to see Peter’s daughter, Porshe, do some standup at The Comedy Store. Nene Leakes came out to support along with Cynthia’s friend Russell Simmons. The comedy store is a pretty good gig so she must be good. While there it appears that Peter took some me time and ended up in West Hollywood. I am sure that he went to the gayest part of L.A. while Cynthia went to the set of The New Normal was just coincidence. Cynthia spent the day on the set with Nene (and apparently John Stamos) and then they went out to drinks for a girls night. Peter’s West Hollywood field trip lead him to SUR. Apparently, while he was there the police came in and arrested a patron which lead to a strange group of tweets to Lisa Vanderpump. In the middle of his tweeting his displeasure, it seems as though he breaks out in song singing Money Can’t Buy You Class. I’m not kidding. Click through for the tweets. Continue reading »
