It seems Rebecca Black, singer of Internet infamy for The Friday Song, would like to put all of that behind her. What better way to do that than to make a new video called Saturday? It’s just been released and has a gazillion views already. And since you people would not stretch yourselves even a little to listen to Arabs Got Talent with me, I’m posting it here, hoping you will watch. Perhaps next time you will listen to me?
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American Jennifer Grout, who speaks very little Arabic competed in Arabs Got Talent in Lebanon and the judges loved her. She made it all the way to third place despite some negative public opinion from the locals who questioned why an American was allowed to compete in the first place.
Jennifer is from Cambridge, Mass., describes her background as English, Scottish and Native American.
I just noticed that my last recap of The Blacklist got a whopping FIVE COMMENTS. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I am trying to lead you to salvation! I usually save this show for a night when my brain has not turned to mush from recapping RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules, but I have been waiting all week for this episode. I wish one of you was here to hold my hand, but I reckon that would make blogging hard. So hold me, I am going in!
There is that scary disclaimer again! /drinks. Wait whut? I thought he killed the black guy last week? And this week he is speaking in Arabic and last week I didn’t understand a word. What is going on? Oh wait it looks they did kill him they just did not show it again. I am not smart enough for this show. Now they have Lizzie and hot middle-eastern looking guy. Red will NOT allow this! Scaryface dude ain’t gonna kill his baby girl. Red threatens to kill Doofus after saving his life numerous times in the past few hours. Doofus gives him the code:Romeo.
James Spader talks like one of my college sweethearts although he looks nothing like him.
Sadly the ridiculous writing comes back into play. Anslo who has executed several people already takes Red into custody for no apparent reason. He also takes Liz with them, which makes sense since Red showed his weakness for her. Hot middle-eastern guy is still alive for now. YAY! Continue reading
Sorry for the delay, TAR running behind got me behind and I decided to just wait and recap RHOA today.
Oh Phaedra and Appollo are not speaking. Phaedra is headed to Alabama to study and take her funeral director test. With the baby. Is Apollo in school somewhere? He always seems to have a backpack with him. What’s up with that?
Cynthia is working at her agency and Apollo walks in to see Peter for advice. This fake sitch with Kenya is played out. TMZ did a story just this week just to explain that nothing happened between Kenya and Apollo. Who does that? It was a non-story story. Fake or not, Peter seems surprisingly good with the marital advice Continue reading
I am thinking someone besides Blake Shelton might win this year. I do like Cole a lot but I doubt he will win. Adam has a strong team. I like James a lot. I think Will was the best last night. I really like Matthew. His Hallelujah performance a few weeks ago was maybe the most memorable song of the season, but his song choice last night was pitiful. Christina made a huge mistake in my opinion. I would like to see Ray from Team Blake go home tonight. His hair bothers me. I dunno, I just think he seems used car salesmanish. I LOVED Cole last night. I hope Ceelo keeps his last girl Caroline. She is unique. Christina’s little girl is quite good too.
I predict Ray from Team Blake and Adam Levine’s chick go home tonight. What do y’all think?
She gave birth to twins Kaia Rose & Kane Ren a girl and a boy. They had K named selected in advance and the middle names honor Rose the psychic on the show and Ren her OB/GYN. Welcome to the family Kaia and Kane. You will be cherished.
I feel like I am always apologizing lately. I am not into this tonight. I’ll do my best. I am not even sure what my emotion is tonight, but I am feeling some kinda way. Let’s see how this goes. I will say I want more Joyce and less Carlton.
So of course we start with Carlton and Brandi. Sigh. Carlton is clearly at the very least bisexual and has the hots for Brandi. Carlton suggest that Brandi make a list of what she wants in a man, and bury it with a crystal on a full moon. Carlton’s left calf is much larger than her right and weird looking. I’m just saying. I dunno maybe it is the camera angle.
I thought a little levity was in order.
I really, really, like EdB of TVfishbowl.com. We chatted a lot and I shamelessly flirted with his gay ass. I thought he was my friend. He has been nice to me. I have been nice to him, we have shared things in emails. He seems like a very nice guy.
So the other day I was offered some free tickets to a comedy club in his neck of the woods. I wanted to know if he was interested… perhaps he got the same offer? I flirt with him from time to time but we are in no way in constant contact.
When Sheree Whitfield decided to drag my ass into court over and over and over despite losing every time, my friend Ed donated $100 to the legal fund in blogger solidarity. He is a good guy.
So when I tried to offer him the tickets, I was surprised he had unfollowed me. So I asked on twitter if I did something wrong. I got an email from someone who said that Ed, and TEB and BlockedbyJillZarin, and THE WINTRESS ( who I chose not to believe) were convinced that my atty, @ashleighmerchan worked pro bono and I stole all the money of the people who donated. Seriously? My atty fees were well into the thousands.
When my attorney tweeted that she was in fact paid, it became I was a scammer because I take vacations. In fact my friend guest blogged and I said MANY TIME that I will not let Sheree take my vacation fund. I was raised in another country and leaving the country is not a big deal to me. I WILL TRAVEL AT ANY COST. I WILL TRAVEL THIS JUNE SO PREPARE YOUR DONATIONS ACCORDINGLY BECAUSE THIS WILL BE A BIG ONE.
But 8 or 9 months later, he wants a charitable deduction refunded. I thought it would be easy but Paypal only goes back 3 months or so.
But NINE MONTHS LATER. Ed really wants to have an audio blog about me, so I can’t quote it about how I scam my readers and travel first class ( I do, I am a travel insider ask me how) and I forget what else he thinks is fancy. So I am a scammer. You can google my house, I have SAID a BILLION times I live in the ghetto.
I ain’t mad at you for talking about me Ed. I am made at you for disrespecting my readers. I will let them know here and now that you think I am a scammer and a horrible person. Clearly everyone who reads her is being sucked into a scam. We get it.
Make one more ridiculous audio at TVFishbowl.com. promise to send you my readers. I am not afraid of them staying.
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But Ed made that nasty audio AFTER he was refunded NINE MONTHS LATER for a donation he regreted.
I’m always going to travel I may have five cents in cash but I swear to god I am going to travel in June.
BTW tonight? It was clear that one of Sheree’s ghostnics is the source of his idea that my atty was pro bono. @ashleighmerchan, my atty has posted multiple times that is bullshit.
Freud: Oh? Is it the hormones doing you in? The barometeric pressure disease? The tiny scab on your back that keeps coming back and you’ve decided it’s skin cancer? What do you think is killing you today, ‘nilla?
Pt: First of all I don’t think those things are killing me. I just think they might be why I don’t feel good. You may not have noticed this Freud, but I’m old, and fat and alone.
Freud: ::smiles:: So you’re …er.. having a new insight today?
Pt: I’m old. I did the math last night and my life is more than half over. Even if I lived to be twice my current age, I’d be too old to ….(looks at Freud, perhaps gauging his age) I mean, it just hit me reallly hard lately that my days are numbered.
Freud: Your days have always been numbered. Everyone’s days are numbered. Why are you so focused on it now?
Pt: Um isn’t that what I pay you to figure out? Is it normal to be paralyzed with fear that I am dying? Because I went to bed thinking about it last night and woke up thinking about it this morning. It’s a very dark place. Also, I sort of wasted my life, I think. Is this a mid-life crisis? Because on TV it seems like men have mid-life crises and they buy a car and have sex with young women. Do you think I should do that?
Freud: Do I think you should have sex with young women and buy a car? No, you don’t even like to drive, and I am assuming here, young women. I don’t think that would help.
Pt: I think it is because I need to be dumber. Dumb people seem a lot happier. Have you noticed how happy dumb people are? How much is a lobotomy? I can’t stand stupid people. Don’t you just want to smack them and tell them there is no God and they are going to die and the world is a horrible place and make the watch the news and see all the crap that is happenening and tell them about the zombie apocolpsye until that stupid, ignorant smile leaves their annoying pie faces?
Freud: So you are basicially too smart to live. Is that your problem of the day?
Pt: sigh. NOE. My “problem of the day” as you call it is that I am dying.
Freud: Well that certainly is a unique and pressing issue at your age. It’s unfortunately a terminal issue for which there is no cure. Perhaps you should just let go and let God. Perhaps there will be a heaven and you will feel really, er stupid, for worrying about the whole thing. Continue reading
So this may be one of my worst ideas EVER. I’ve been sharing my struggles with depression with a small group of friends for years. Which is why they have recently taken over my treatment plan. They have recently selected and paid for a new group of mental health professionals. Because, frankly, the ones I picked SUCKED. Also, amazing as it may seem, my friends are well-educated people with good jobs who for whatever reason like me.
I am going to share a few of my posts in our tight little group. Knowing that shitheads everywhere, the kinds who wonder why I have a donate button, will go over the edge. I have known all of these people for a decade and they are trying to save my life.
It’s also okay to LOL at these entries. I try to find the humor in going crazy. In these scenes, I talk to my shrink who was very old and had to quit me for health reasons. I shamelessly suggest he is in fact dead. He is Freud, and I am ‘nilla or the patient. (pt) I am writing both parts. Banjo is in fact my dog, we call therapy dog. He doesn’t write anything either because he is a dog. Continue reading