Okay Mobwives people, can any of you explain why DR. DREW is the moderator for the foul language fest known as the Mobwives reunion? Didn’t Joy Behar try her hand at this once? I think she was better. I suppose someone thought they all needed a mental health professional to referee, but this is beyond odd.
I love how when Big Ang speaks, no one interrupts. Big Ang says that Love was wrong. Renee seems to think that Love was fine, but it was not the right time. Karen said basically that Love had to do what she had to do. Continue reading »
Hey Ramona, there is positive thinking and then there is marrying a guy in prison. Carla got served divorce papers while chatting about how crazy Love is with Big Ang. We are setting the stage already for the Love drama. This shoot seems like it was shot after the whole birthday party thing.
Before we get to the lead story, here is a very quick recap of Mob Wives. Love goes to get her head examined. Love says that she was hit by an 18 wheeler and it cracked her skull. The doctor asks her if she has noticed a short temper. She starts listing all her violent episodes. Doctor writes furiously! The doctor basically tells her she has brain damage and to try not to beat people up. Karen and Ramona head back to Staten Island from Arizona. Drita goes to tell Carla that Love wants to kill her but Carla misses the point. Back at home, Ramona Rizzo plans her jailhouse wedding to Joe as if that is a perfectly normal thing to do. Renee spends time with AJ and tries to change her life. Love accuses Carla of stealing her angel logo. That’s about it.
I love a good Christmas show. So I am watching this episode of Mob Wives in a timely fashion. Big Ang has the most awesome Christmas tree (for her) ever! It’s hot pink and full of feathers and poof! The entire house is decorated in hot pink holiday decor. Big Ang has on a bright pink shirt to match. LOVE IT! Supposedly Love and Renee are not coming. I hope they show up anyway. It looks like Big Ang can cook. Lobster and lots of pasta. I want to go to Sunday dinner at her house. Carla shows up late. Peace on Earth and Goodwill Toward Wiseguys, ladies! Oh wait, that is not going to happen. Karen and Ramona decide to start in with Carla about the knife incident. Drita says that if Carla would have pointed a butter knife at her she would have shoved it down her throat. Karen and Ramona leave early because Karen (and Ramona???) are going to Arizona the next day. I am disappointed in the sad little Christmas party. They needed more cowbell.
Well here is a sweet Valentine’s Day love story. Ramona Rizzo from Mob Wives is getting married! She’s not going to let the fact that her true love is incarcerated and has at least ten more years to do on some cocaine trafficking charges stand in the way of a big fat Italian wedding! She’s planning a ceremony in June (which I assume is when filming for Mob Wives starts back) and inviting 500 guests. Apparently the groom will phone it in from the Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center 
I’m trying to get caught up on Mob Wives for my Mob Wives viewers. I would benefit greatly from a friends chart. Renee is off to rehab in Ft. Lauderdale. Apparently AJ is going with her all the way to Florida. If he is going for moral support he is sucking at it. However, despise their attempts to kill each other all the way to the center, they had a tearful hug goodbye before Renee sat down with her TV therapists. There were at least three different people interviewing her. One of the female intake people was scary. I’d have to pop a Xanax just to sit in the same room with her. Group therapy on the beach looks fun! Renee addresses her issues with Ramona. This is a good idea because when she comes home to her new house, she will be moving into Ramona’s neighborhood. 
