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Mob Wives Catch UP: To Watch Or Not To Watch…A Very Sad Question

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Since I am already in a funk today, I’m going to finally peek at the two Mob Wives episodes sitting on my DVR. I’m not sure if I will continue to recap Mob Wives after this. We’ll see.  I’ll be ignoring the two little new morons in my recaps regardless.  I prefer to stick with the morons I know, thank you very much.

We begin with humor!  Karen, Renee and Carla are at a baseball game where the national anthem is being played. Or the Star Spangled Banner.  They are not sure. Because, idiots.  They are also not sure whether or not they are supposed to put their hand over their hearts. Which is a bit trickier. It used to be that you simply stood at attention.  I just looked up the changes in etiquette (like a real housewife of Potomac) and it seems this change occurred in 1998. This is why young people do it and old people don’t always. #TheMoreYouKnow #Rainbow  But either way, Renee was adamant it was the Nation Anthem and Karen was adamant it was the Star Spangled Banner.  Then, when the anthem got to words “star spangled banner” it seems as though Renee admits she was wrong, it was not the National Anthem.

Anyway, Big Ang shows up in the owners box of the Cyclones follow by Drita and the blond moron. Big Ang is going through some anxious waiting for testing and is looking forward to having a good time.  There is indoor and outdoor seating. This looks like a great way watch a game. Continue reading

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Big Ang Cancer Status Updated on Dr. Oz

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Several people have asked me to recap Dr. Oz today because Big Ang is on the show. I really hate the way Dr. Oz seems to exploit these types of situations; however, I really do want to see for myself how Ang is doing.

Angela’s cancer diagnosis was first made in March of 2015. God, I already don’t want to watch this. After surgery for throat cancer, and cancer in her left lung, she was pronounced cancer free just last October.

Big Ang walks out to a very warm response from the audience. She immediately grins at Dr. Oz and tells him he is very handsome with a big smile on her face. Dr. Oz asks what he should call her, Big Ang or Angela. She said, “Angela” so Angela it is.

Angela has a much raspier voice that usual. She says she started to cry when she watched the introduction backstage. Dr. Oz asks his first dumb questions, “Why?”  Angela (I’m having to get used to that name) says because it is shocking what happened to her. First she thought she was cancer free and was going to have a big celebration and then a month later, I was stage four. Angela is teary-eyed and looks terrified.

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Mob Wives The Final Stand Recap: Bad News for Big Ang

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Last week on Mob Wives, we had the big sit down where everyone discussed the meaning of friendship and agreed not to be such giant cuntsicles to each other.  They didn’t exactly hug it out, but they seemed to at least make an agreement to try to stop talking so much shit about each other. Spoiler alert, it didn’t work.  In fact, last week, Carla’s online trashtalking on Twitter about Drita to one of Drita’s former employees led to Drita showing up at the former employee’s doorstep and things turned violent resulting in Drita being arrested for simple assault (misdemeanor).

Oh, I forgot, we have to watch the two new idiots fight. I normally skip over their scenes, but let’s see if they are all talk or if someone actually gets a blow in.  Well, by my observation the brunette got in a punch to the forehead (um… that must have hurt her hand) and a cunt punt. The little blonde bimbo just got a lot of yelling in.  What I don’t understand is why they go to all the trouble to force these little twats into a fight for our amusement and then edit it so that we can’t see the whole fight. The whole thing probably lasted for two minutes. It was three episodes of hype. Show the fight it you are going to put two morons in a bucket and set them at each other. Otherwise what is the point? Would people still watch racing if the cut the tape on the car crashes? NOE. No the would not. It’s the same thing.

Drita and Big Ang go to a restaurant that is in the space once used by a strip club that used to be popular with the mob. This is supposed to be about Drita remembering times gone by for her book. This show should have ended last season. It’s really bad this season. But I want to watch for Big Ang. She was tweeting a bit during this episode despite feeling bad and said it was a hard episode to watch. I will probably just flip through to her scenes.

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Mob Wives Drita D’Avanzo Arrested For Misdemeanor Assault

 

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NEW UPDATES AFTER THE BREAK!

So it’s been a busy day. Correction,  I’m still bust from yesterday. It’s 4 a.m. here and I have so much stuff in my inbox I may never get to the end. I  got a few questions about the fight that Drita D’Avanzo got into on Tuesday that led to her being arrested and charged with misdemeanor arrest. Let’s get the office version out of the way first, then I’ll tell you what really went down.

From SILIVE.COM

D’Avanzo, the 40-year-old star of VH1’s “Mob Wives,” was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly punched a woman in the woman’s Tottenville house, according to NYPD Detective Hubert Reyes.

Where on the body exactly is the woman’s Tottenville house?  Is this Jersey slang for a cunt punch?

The scuffle happened at about 4:30 p.m. Tuesday after D’Avanzo and the woman got into a verbal dispute.

When the fight escalated, D’Avanzo allegedly threw multiple punches at the woman. She then fled the scene but was later arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault. She was released from the precinct later that evening and has a March 9 court date.

Sources with knowledge of the incident said the victim was Mary Bratti, a former chef at the St. George Italian restaurant Enoteca Maria.

Reached for comment Wednesday, Bratti asked if the Advance would pay money for information on the case. When the answer was no, she had no comment.

 

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Mob Wives The Final Stand Recap: Everyone Needs To Have Several Seats

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Before we start this recap, I need to share some very sad news. Big Ang has been hospitalized with stage four cancer. She was on heavy chemotherapy that is not working. The lung cancer has moved into her brain.  It’s not good.

We start in a warehouse where Big Ang has set up a meeting. These days the term OG is thrown around willy nilly.  It’s being used to describe TEEN MOMS these days for fucksake. Tonight, the real OG all sit down to clear the air, once and for all. We hope.

Drita is the last to walk into the lioness’ den. Everyone is out for Drita. I hope she is packing. Carla starts off talking about how Drita was not happy when she came back.  Carla goes through her whole list of grievances. There is a whole lot of discussion about friendship. What is the definition of friendship?  Youse is all horrible friendses!  Drita says if she said that Renee was the cause of all the problems, she was wrong. The Renee apologizes! We are making progress. Drita apologies to Carla. Everyone agrees not to shit talk each other. And they leave on a good note. Carla didn’t apologize for anything that I saw.  Just Drita and Renee. Continue reading

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Mob Wives Recap: Your Daddy’s A Rat!

 

Mob Wives New BloodWe’re back home on Mob Wives this week and hopefully we can get Drita reintegrated into a least some of the posse because I’m tired of watching her type at home alone with her cute kids. I need to see some action here.

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Big Ang comes to  meet Drita for dinner at a gorgeous restaurant. Big Ang is really pissed that the Feds closed her bar, and she wants Neil to step up and pay the bills. Well Ang, you married a garbage man. I love Neil and I think he is a great husband but she can’t  expect Neil to make more than he was when she was working just because she lost the bar. He makes what he makes which is a perfectly acceptable salary for most people and it was probably HIS insurance that paid all your cancer bills and kept you from losing the bar over medical bills.

Big Ang is having a Big birthday party (so she can’t be that broke, okay I know production pays, but still she has a job where production pays). All the bitches are going to be there so Big Ang fills Drita in on all the trash talking. Carla is pissed because Drita told Big Ang that he boyfriend was beating her. Drita says she only told Big Ang because she was worried about Carla. Drita does a lot of trash talking she unfortunately will not follow through on. It’s sad when Bad Girls Club has more violence than Mob Wives.  I wanna see some people get whacked!

Drita meets with a publisher, because that is so easy to do. I’ll just guess she gets a book contract and skip through this part.

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