I know y’all don’t pay a lot of attention to Mob Wives posts, but I’ve been reading a lot of stuff today, and by gosh, I’m gonna post about it, so YOU are going to read it or get whacked. When we last didn’t care about the Mob Wives, it was Valentines Day And Ramona Rizzo was playing to marry Joseph “Joe Boy” Sclafani in June. It was supposed to be lavish event with 500 of her closest friends. That did not happen. You see Joe Boy, finally got his prison August 17th. Ramona sat tearfully in the front during sentencing. So now he is headed to the federal pen to serve 15 years for cocaine trafficking. Continue reading
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Okay Mobwives people, can any of you explain why DR. DREW is the moderator for the foul language fest known as the Mobwives reunion? Didn’t Joy Behar try her hand at this once? I think she was better. I suppose someone thought they all needed a mental health professional to referee, but this is beyond odd.
I love how when Big Ang speaks, no one interrupts. Big Ang says that Love was wrong. Renee seems to think that Love was fine, but it was not the right time. Karen said basically that Love had to do what she had to do. Continue reading
Okay I am zipping through the final two episodes of this Mob Wives season. I keep meaning to get caught up and now that we know Love gets fired for going after Carla on the finale, I am watching despite being under the weather. I figure most of y’all don’t read the Mob Wives posts anyway so I am not going to go for quality today. Hey Ramona, there is positive thinking and then there is marrying a guy in prison. Carla got served divorce papers while chatting about how crazy Love is with Big Ang. We are setting the stage already for the Love drama. This shoot seems like it was shot after the whole birthday party thing.
Speaking of parties, Karen is having a pre-nup party and only Ramona is getting married. Ramona is offended. Love is pissed that Ramona didn’t tell her she is getting married. Renee stands up and yells at everyone that the whole thing is bullshit and that Mob Wives don’t do legal stuff like pre-nups. Party over. Carla didn’t get invited because producers are saving her for the finale party. Oh the party was not over at all. Love goes after one of Ramona’s friends. Lots of talking heads about how crazy Love is acting.. This episode seems like a setup episode for next weeks Big Brawl.
Now, for the final episode. It’s all about Drita’s party. Lee will be out of the halfway house in two weeks and he will be moving back in. Drita is nervous that he will reoffend. Continue reading
Before we get to the lead story, here is a very quick recap of Mob Wives. Love goes to get her head examined. Love says that she was hit by an 18 wheeler and it cracked her skull. The doctor asks her if she has noticed a short temper. She starts listing all her violent episodes. Doctor writes furiously! The doctor basically tells her she has brain damage and to try not to beat people up. Karen and Ramona head back to Staten Island from Arizona. Drita goes to tell Carla that Love wants to kill her but Carla misses the point. Back at home, Ramona Rizzo plans her jailhouse wedding to Joe as if that is a perfectly normal thing to do. Renee spends time with AJ and tries to change her life. Love accuses Carla of stealing her angel logo. That’s about it.
On to the big news. It’s ironic that one of the storylines is about brand stealing. As it turns out, it’s Renee that may be in hot water for ripping off someone’s brand. Click through for the tea! Continue reading
Karen and Ramona are still in Arizona to deal with her ex and his girlfriend and also to play private detective and try to prove that her father is innocent and get him out of jail. Last week Karen said it was her and her brother who were the Ecstasy drug dealers, not her Dad. So if she gets him out, doesn’t that mean she and her brother go in? Also, they are just now opening his storage unit? Did they have someone check it for bodies before the cameras rolled? I’m thinking yes. Karen and Ramona are watching tapes for clues to help her father. The tapes are news reels and Karen is sitting right there in the courtroom. How is this new and helpful information? It’s not. So she decides to listen to taped calls between her father and his attorney. Wait, I thought she was looking for evidence to give his attorney. Is this making sense to anyone else? I need a Big Ang cooking scene about now. Karen finally gets it and has a meltdown. Ramona screams at her to get over herself.
Renee has safety issues. She is still thinking getting a $20,000 attack dog is a good idea. Clearly, she has never had a dog at all. Perhaps a poodle would give her some clarity. She also thinks she can take a couple of Krav Maga classes and defend herself. Unless she already knows boxing, wrestling, muay thai, and jiu-jitsu that is unlikely to happen. Gotta love “reality TV.” Perhaps afterward she can grab a bit to eat on the Georgia Tech campus and leave with an engineering degree. Continue reading
I love a good Christmas show. So I am watching this episode of Mob Wives in a timely fashion. Big Ang has the most awesome Christmas tree (for her) ever! It’s hot pink and full of feathers and poof! The entire house is decorated in hot pink holiday decor. Big Ang has on a bright pink shirt to match. LOVE IT! Supposedly Love and Renee are not coming. I hope they show up anyway. It looks like Big Ang can cook. Lobster and lots of pasta. I want to go to Sunday dinner at her house. Carla shows up late. Peace on Earth and Goodwill Toward Wiseguys, ladies! Oh wait, that is not going to happen. Karen and Ramona decide to start in with Carla about the knife incident. Drita says that if Carla would have pointed a butter knife at her she would have shoved it down her throat. Karen and Ramona leave early because Karen (and Ramona???) are going to Arizona the next day. I am disappointed in the sad little Christmas party. They needed more cowbell.
In Arizona, Karen goes to confront Dave. It looks like she and Ramona are going to stay at her house where the ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend are. There is no sign of Dave in the house. It seems like he doesn’t even live there. Apparently this is a bad thing, but I don’t see why…Karen calls her daughter to come over and the kid is not giving up any info. Karen is crying because she feels distant from her daughter and at that golden moment in time, Dave strolls in. Dave lives with his girlfriend at her place. I don’t understand the hostility here. Dude is out of her house and someone else is supporting him. Continue reading
I’m a week behind on Mob Wives. I have no idea why EVERYTHING has to be on Sunday nights. Anyway, Renee is back in town and catching up on the gossip. It seems that Drita is back with Lee (Shocker!) and she is happy. For now. I love that the mob wives actually eat on the show. On the Real Housewives of Everywhere, you will notice that they very rarely eat anything at the dramatic dinners because they have to reshoot the scenes so many times. If you want to read about the details of filming a RHOA eating scene, read this article I wrote back in 2011. It’s very enlightening. Renee says she has moments where she wants a pill or a drink. She is going to try to stay away from the drama to protect her sobriety. We should start a betting pool on how long it will be before she has a front row seat to the drama. Will we make it through this entire episode?
Carla goes to the Drunken Monkey to tell Big Ang about her meeting with Raquel. Big Ang is planning a Christmas party with everyone. Carla is already planning to encounter drama with Love and Renee. It’s looking unlikely that Renee will make it through the episode drama free. There should be a drinking phrase for this show, “I don’t want no drama.” We would all be drunk ten minutes in.
Love and Karen are an Italian grocery. Karen is going out to Arizona to see Dave and check out the girlfriend situation. Karen is also wanting to get down with the swirl. Her business partner, Storm, calls and asks her out to dinner. Storm has a grill on his lower teeth that is distracting to say the least. They both have daughters. Karen is impressed that he is not in the mob. Should that be on my list of requirements for men? “Not in the mob?” I had not considered that. Continue reading
Y’all are once again requesting a Mobwives recap so here you go! Mobwives starts off this episode with Drita talking about how Lee suddenly got out of prison and showed up at her house. She’s trying to decide if she should let him come home when he gets out of the halfway house.
Karen and Ramona go to a cancer benefit. Ramona tells Karen that Lee is out of prison. Karen says she doesn’t care. She is working on something in a music studio. I forget what the objective is here, but I think it is just an investment.
The girls go bowling. Big Ang just sort of pitches the ball down the aisle or does the two-handed between the legs roll that little kids do. She is adorable. Renee wins the bowling game. She went bowling a lot in rehab when she was not laying out by the pool. Continue reading
Well here is a sweet Valentine’s Day love story. Ramona Rizzo from Mob Wives is getting married! She’s not going to let the fact that her true love is incarcerated and has at least ten more years to do on some cocaine trafficking charges stand in the way of a big fat Italian wedding! She’s planning a ceremony in June (which I assume is when filming for Mob Wives starts back) and inviting 500 guests. Apparently the groom will phone it in from the Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center according to Page Six. Continue reading
I’m trying to get caught up on Mob Wives for my Mob Wives viewers. I would benefit greatly from a friends chart. Renee is off to rehab in Ft. Lauderdale. Apparently AJ is going with her all the way to Florida. If he is going for moral support he is sucking at it. However, despise their attempts to kill each other all the way to the center, they had a tearful hug goodbye before Renee sat down with her TV therapists. There were at least three different people interviewing her. One of the female intake people was scary. I’d have to pop a Xanax just to sit in the same room with her. Group therapy on the beach looks fun! Renee addresses her issues with Ramona. This is a good idea because when she comes home to her new house, she will be moving into Ramona’s neighborhood. Continue reading
I’m going to try to zip through this episode of Mob Wives really quick for you guys. I am actually feeling good today and should be out doing some banking and grocery shopping. Anyway, I have to say I love the Mob Wives theme song more than any other show. I don’t get how it goes, but I just love the intro.Renee put her house on the market after the non-robbery, robbery. Because the mafia guys will never know where her new house is. It’s not like she has a reality show or anything. Renee is telling Ramona and Karen the story of the brunch from hell. Her retelling is amusing. Apparently, Italian women talking at the table while gesturing with a butter knife is a personal attack of dramatic proportions.Carla has a scene where she is pumping her kids for info on the soon to be ex-husband’s new young girlfriend. By the kids accounts everything is wonderful. This irks Carla. Continue reading
Okay, y’all keep trying to get me to blog Mob Wives but I’m not sure I even remember their names or what is going on with these girls. It seems that Drita is in a relatively calm state for a change and that Carla is accusing Renee of popping pills. Meanwhile, Renee’s house was robbed by some bible shredding thieves. I have to say this is a new one on me. I’ve never heard of thieves taking a break from robbing a house to read the Bible, get pissed off by the lack of storyline and shred the whole thing. I mean how do they know it didn’t get better later? Perhaps they should have started with the New Testament. They also apparently did not like Renee’s taste in pillows and shredded those as well. Renee doesn’t mention any actual valuables being stolen. Renee looks good though. I wonder whatever happened with this character and his lawsuit?
It’s Big Ang! I don’t think I have seen her in this house before it is HOT PINK. She has a mafia chick over named, Love. Big Ang has had surgery on her toes. AJ is in court required rehab. Apparently, Renee thinks that Love gave some love to her ex-husband Junior. In Love’s talking head she talks about how she has poisoned, stabbed and shot people. She stabbed her last boyfriend in front of his mother. She seems quite lovely. Continue reading