Leann and Eddie take their parents on a family trip to Hawaii. I’m pretty sure the boys went too, but they are not allowed to be filmed. I seem to remember Brandi whining about this on Twitter when it happened. Leann’s mom has been married to her stepfather, Ted for about 13 years. Leann loves Ted.
Leann and Eddie rented a three bedroom condo and ranked third on bedroom choices. Welcome to vacationing with family. Someone asks what Leann’s mom is drinking and she says a virgin pina colada. Eddie asked why it’s a virgin. She says she doesn’t like liquor. She’s never smoked, drank or cheated on her husbands. Awkward silence. Leann says, “I’ve got you beat on that one!” Eddie’s dad is one of those people who spends his entire vacation taking pictures. I don’t believe in vacation pictures.
Leann and Eddie tell their parents that she is off birth control. Eddie says they are not deliberately trying get pregnant, but if it happens it happens. This qualifier seems to annoy Leann who seems to be trying without him. Continue reading
I’ve been told that there is an Emmy party being filmed at PUMP tonight. It is assumed that all of the housewives including Brandi will be there. But word on the street is that two other guests will be there as well. And Brandi will not be happy to see either of them.
Ever heard the saying, the enemy of my enemy is my friend? Well that seems to be coming into play on the west coast tonight… Continue reading
This season of Leann & Eddie has been pretty hit and miss. Let’s see what happens this episode when Leann has a houseguest with a baby. Where the heck are they hiking? It’s gorgeous!
Well that didn’t take longer. Eddie goes to see his friend Mike to get a haircut. He doesn’t need a haircut, so he had to wear a cap in the kitchen. Mike never touches his head with the scissors. The conversation is all about Brandi. Because that is all these people know how to talk about He even has a talking head about how he has no idea if Brandi is in a relationship. So it was basically a talking head about him having no clue about what he was talking about.
Leann’s mom wants a facelift. Leann babysits for her friend so she can have some time away from her baby. Leann talks about her step sons and changing the youngest ones diapers. While Leann was babysitting as staged call comes in about an emergency meeting that she needs to be at in 30 minutes. This way we get to see Leann struggle with car seat and carting the baby around. 2 Continue reading
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Let’s see if Leann and Eddie can actually do two interesting shows with no mention of Brandi in a row, shall we? The title of this episode is already Brandiesque so I am not very hopeful. This week the dynamic duo is having a couple dozen people over for a BBQ. Since Leann in on tour, her publicist (Can we all take a moment and have a moment of silence for her poor publicist?) has told her to keep a low profile. And out first Brandi innuendo begins within the first two minutes. Eddie and Leann agree that Leann never instigates the twitter wars she only reacts when provoked by stupidity. PUHLEASE. Could these people just block each other on twitter? Problem solved. I block people on twitter every damn day just because I don’t need even the slightest interaction with idiots and people I don’t like.
Eddie has a swimsuit photoshoot for Men’s fitness in two weeks. He must starve himself and work out twice a day. Meanwhile, Leann had just cooked him what she calls pancakes but look more like crepes made by some chef and they are planning a BBQ. Oh and did I mention Leann tweeted the pancakes in front of a mirror with her in nothing but a bra, thong and apron? Accidentally of course. Please. Who cooks in that? No one. That is who. Not an accident and she did not make the “pancakes.” Eddie suggests she delete it, but not a chance of that happening. Continue reading
Look, thirty minutes is just not long enough for a show about anything anymore. I realize in the olden days we had plenty of 30 minute sitcoms that worked. But back then, the commercial breaks weren’t nearly as long. In the present day, a 30 minute show is about 14 minutes long. It’s just not long enough for a decent story arc. Rant over.
This week our lovely couple goes to Nashville. But first, Leann and Eddie bicker about Leann’s over packing for a two-day trip. Eddie is intimidated by Leann’s father. Leann says she went coon hunting for the first time when she was two. Or four. Or Five. She killed a raccoon with a shotgun.
Oh I remember now. Leann sued her father, who was at the time her manager for mismanaging her finances or something. Leann has a tour bus parked on her dad’s property for her to stay in with Eddie. Leann has to go to an interview so Eddie is left alone with Leann’s father. Continue reading
Brandi Glanville was on Hello Ross the other night and it didn’t really occur to me to watch it. However, this morning I noticed it re-airing on E! So I am going to attempt to recap it while still half asleep. Let’s see if I missed anything interesting.
Is this a nightly or a weekly show? Ross’s voice takes some getting used to, but his show is kind of good actually.
I love that he is as hyped up for Scandal as I am. I may slap up a post later today just to get us back in the Scandal frame of mind. Continue reading
Taylor Armstrong is SCREAMING for relevancy and BEGGING to be on any reality show she can get. So she will be on the upcoming season of Couples Therapy with John Whatshisname with the likes of the other John Whatshisname from John and Kate Plus 8 and that one Teen Mom who makes butt sex porn. Only she will be appearing solo, because well, most guys don’t really want to openly date a butt sex porn chick.
Anyway, Check this out. It’s kind of awesome.
Despite the fact there are tornado warnings all over the place here, I am going to try to get a blog up before we all die. I am terrified of storms and the weather people are not helping. Anyway, Life & Style has a story today with excerpts from Brandi’s new book Drinking and Tweeting. Side note: I probably should have done less of that last night. Let’s just say this book could send Leann back to rehab. She talks about walking onto the set where Eddie and Leann met just in time to hear Leann offer to let Eddie lick frosting off the front of her shirt. She is careful to point out that Leann was, “still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time.” Burn! But she is just getting started on freaking Leann out. Continue reading
Did anyone else watch Leann Rimes on the X Factor last night? She was on there to sing a duet with teen prodigy Carly Rose. Let’s just say it wasn’t pretty. First of all Carly Rose totally out sang her. Leann seemed to realize this during the song and began upping her dramatics. She also seemed sort of out of it and wobbled around at times grabbing on to Carly to steady herself. Today several celebrity blogs are alleging she was drunk.
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Just a few thoughts on the Leann Rimes interview. First of all, she met Giuliana Rancic because G made a comment on her reality show that Leann did not appreciate. When opening the Chicago restaurant someone asked G what celebrity she would like to feed at the new restaurant and she replied along the lines of “Leann Rimes looks like she could use a meal.” So Leann contacts her through twitter to attempt to change her mind about her. Sound familiar? That’s the same thing that happened with this teacher that she is suing for mean tweeting her.
The fact that both women have pulled their hair all the way around to one side is very distracting to me all of a sudden. I want to know who changed theirs to match. I would guess Leann copied G but I can’t be bothered to go back and look. Leann has a tendency to copy other people’s looks and bikinis… Anyway she going on and on about her parents divorce and her father managing her career. Leann uses a lot of cliches, sometimes
incorrectly in an unusual way. She is one of those people who says “like” a lot. She talks about herself in the third person. I’m bored. Continue reading
Brandi talked about the fact that when she got divorced she realized that her name was not on any property or financial instruments so she had no credit. Immediately after the divorce she had no money and wasn’t trained for any job. She had to ask her Dad to cosign for her car.
Wendy asked if Brandi had made up with Leann. Made up? Like they got in a fight over the last piece of pizza? Brandi said they have ups and downs. Brandi said Leann doesn’t have boundaries and she wishes she did. She mentions Leann tweeting pictures of her kids on Halloween when Brandi doesn’t get to have them on Halloween. She wishes Leann would just send her the picture and be more of a parenting team. Continue reading