Category Archives: La Toya Jackson

Michael Jackson’s Kids Shilling an Energy Drink

12 Friday Oct 2012

Posted by in Blanket Jackson, La Toya Jackson, Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson, Prince Michael Jackson

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I pulled this picture off the Daily Mail today and was sad to see that Blanket Jackson has this miserable expression in every picture. There are many pictures of MJ’s kids shilling for this new ginseng drink, MrPink and each one Blanket looks either sad or exhausted or both. What’s wrong with Blanket, y’all? This is not the first time I’ve noticed this about Blanket. It seems to be his expression in lots of pictures in the media.

In other news, I am dying to know who the owners of MrPink are. Their website doesn’t really say but they are getting a lot of publicity lately. They are the official drink of the Dodgers and have managed to get lots of celebrity endorsements. Clearly it is someone with deep pockets, but who? Anyone know?

Update: Chris Stark has investigated and believes that MrPink is in fact owned by the Michael Jackson estate. See Comments below.

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The Jackson Family Twitter Tree, An Exercise in Boredom

30 Monday Jul 2012

Posted by in Jackie Jackson, Janet Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, La Toya Jackson, Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson, Prince Michael Jackson, Randy Jackson, Rebbie Jackson

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So I was looking at Randy Jackson’s twitter this morning and realized he was suddenly only following one person, guess who? Janet. Since Tito jumped ship from the kidnapping team, Tito is the only member of Team Greed who is following any non-kidnapper siblings. Randy and Janet only follow each other. Tito and Jackie follow all the siblings with an active twitter.  Marlon does not follow Jermaine. La Toya doesn’t follow Janet, Randy, or Tito.  Paris doesn’t follow, Randy, Jermaine, Janet, or Jackie. Prince doesn’t follow Marlon, which may just be an oversight, trust me it’s hard to keep them all straight and see who is missing from whose follow page.

Anyway, I was in need of a mind distracting puzzle and this is what I chose. Looks like Randy and Janet are likely the final two members of the rebel militia. Click through to see who follows and doesn’t follow who on twitter. Note: The Jacksons followed by each person are listed in order of most recently added to the first one added.


As of today,

Randy Jackson follows one person: Janet Jackson.

Jermaine Jackson follows 84 people and  5 Jacksons: Jermaine Jackson II, big space, Janet Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Randy Jackson, Tito Jackson.

Janet Jackson follows 18 people but only one Jackson: Randy.

Rebbie Jackson  No verified account

Tito Jackson follows 13 people and 10 Jacksons: Jermaine Jackson, Taj Jackson, TJ Jackson, Genevieve Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Marlon Jackson, Randy Jackson, Janet Jackson, Latoya Jackson, Siggy Jackson.

Jackie Jackson follows 967 people and 18 Jacksons: Janet Jackson, big space Jermajesty Jackson, Brandi Jackson, Siggy Jackson, Prince Jackson, Paris Jackson, big space  Marlon Jackson, big space Randy Jackson, La Toya Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, Tito Jackson, Donte Jackson, Jermaine Jackson II, Randy Jackson Jr, Jaafar Jackson, Genevieve Jackson, TJ Jackson, Taj Jackson.

Marlon Jackson follows 26 people and 12 Jacksons: La Toya Jackson, Taryll Jackson, Donte Jackson, Randy Jackson Jr, Jaafar Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Janet Jackson, Randy Jackson, Genevieve Jackson, Tito Jackson, Taj Jackson, TJ Jackson.

La Toya Jackson follows 134 people and 12 Jacksons: Marlon Jackson, big space, TJ Jackson, big space that includes Danielle Staub!,  Jackie Jackson, Genevieve Jackson, Taryll Jackson, space. Jermaine Jackson, Jaafar Jackson, big space, Randy Jackson Jr., Donte Jackson, Prince Jackson, Paris Jackson, big space with lots of housewives, Taj Jackson.

Paris Jackson follows 638 people and 13 Jacksons: Marlon Jackson, Taryll Jackson, big space, Tito Jackson, big space, Genevieve Jackson, Jermajesty Jackson, big space, Jermaine Jackson II, space, Siggy Jackson, huge space, TJ Jackson, Randy Jackson Jr., La Toya Jackson, Jaafar Jackson, Donte Jackson, Price Jackson.

Price Jackson follows 232 and 13 Jacksons: Genevieve Jackson, Janet Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Randy Jackson, Tito Jackson, Taryll Jackson, Jermajesty Jackson, Randy Jackson, Donte Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, TJ Jackson, (those were all grouped on top as if recently added, then big space), Paris Jackson, (the following were added before 3/11/11) Jaafar Jackson.

Randy Jackson Done Lost His Everlovin’ Mind, Y’all

27 Friday Jul 2012

Posted by in Blanket Jackson, Katherine Jackson, La Toya Jackson, Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson, Prince Michael Jackson, Randy Jackson, TJ Jackson

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Randy has been tweeting for the past few days like a mad man. In his latest twitlonger complete with number points, he claims that the Estate is trying to isolate Katherine from her family so that they can kill her.  Also that the estate is using the media to spin the family drama. Oh and also that the bad people around Michael are the ones the estate is trying to keep around Katherine.  Um Randy, that would be you. You and your three siblings are the ones that took Katherine to the Arizona desert and holed her up with no contact with the outside world for ten days. You are the one that sent the quackadoodle doctor out to diagnose Katherine with…the need for isolation away from the children she is raising. You are the one feeding stories to X17 that make no sense and that no one believes. That’s all on you, Randy. If anyone is trying to kill your mother, it’s YOU.

Meanwhile, thanks to you kidnapping your mother, Randy, an investigator has been sent to the school to pull Paris, Prince and Blanket out of their classes to be individually interviewed about who they feel comfortable living with so the judge can decide what to do about Katherine since you finally got her home after a nearly day long ride presumably on a horse and buggy across three states. Good job, Randy. Now the kids school day isn’t even protected from this ridiculous family feud.


I never thought I’d be typing this, Randy, but listen to La Toya and just shut up. She is right, you are dragging the Jackson family name through the mud. You should be aware that your family name was not particularly pristine before you began this vendetta. Y’all get all excited that Paris tweets that her grandmother is missing, and yet how many stories have you put on  X17? How many Good Morning America interviews have you granted?  Newflash: your spin on this story isn’t flying with anyone.

It seems that Katherine has agreed to let TJ do the heavy lifting when it comes to raising the kids and Katherine can be a co-guardian in charge of being a nurturing grandmother. Why does that bother you so much Randy? All the parties involved are in agreement, what’s it to you?

In other news, your ridiculous stunts have now made there was to Conrad Murray in solitary confinement. He’s added Katherine to his visitation list because he thinks she might need a friend.  Sure, he sorta kinda killed Michael, but he’s still a step above you. You are trying to kill your own mother. So go back and read your twitlonger again, Randy and replace the names of all the people you are accusing  of things, with your own name.