One of these is an actual llama, the other is a drama llama
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been filming for a while now and already the rumors have started. I don’t believe everything on ROL but when Adrienne was on the show it seemed she had them on speed dial. Since her departure their stories seem rather absurd. I don’t think it is absurd to think that Mauricio might have a side piece or three, it’s possible. What makes their story entirely unbelievable is their claim that Kyle is threatening to quit the show because of its effect on her family. Chile Cheese, as Funky Dineva would say. Kyle’s picture is right there in the dictionary when you look up attention whore. When this show is over, she is going to have to be put on suicide watch.
Today however, there is a new interview out with Lisa Vanderpump. I love when first hand accounts of the drama come out. Here is what Lisa has to say about RHOBH, SUR, DWTS and her I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter webisodes. Talk about having a lot on your plate…. Continue reading »
What secrets could possibly be left for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to reveal? Do we even want to know?
Kim has a belated blog post about the RHOBH reunion. It’s um… well. I am not even going to try to comment on it. I will leave that to you guys. I am including the two most interesting parts. First, she tries to defend the shit stained pillow. Speaking of the pillow, the original Kim’s pillow twitter got removed! And then, she has a lot to say to Yolanda. Yolanda, who actually made much more of an effort to befriend her in Paris than anyone else, seems to be the target of her wrath and the only one she is not still friendly with. Take a read and tell me what you think…
We start the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion Part 2 with the ending of the accusations from part one that Yolanda was trash talking Lisa. Lisa says she trusts Yolanda and that her trust with Kyle has been broken and will need to be repaired. This does not sit well with Kyle. The topic quickly comes to an end.
I might as well get this WWHL post up as I will probably sleep until the Jodi Arias trial starts tomorrow. It’s been a busy blogging day! The drinking word is Yolanda. Ut-oh. Nicki Hilton is the bartender. Apparently, Nicki was forced into bartending at the last minute and is not happy about it. Andy asks Kyle what Nicki said to her before the show…Kyle says she made her lose the Chanel gloves. Kyle was wearing Chanel gloves in the clubhouse? So wrong.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion begins with Andy telling everyone that Adrienne is not longer with us. I love how he says that her last act as a housewife is being a chickenshit. Lisa says that if you sign up to be on a reality show you can’t then sue when someone brings things up about you. Yolanda says that her not returning is a known consequence of not showing up for the finale. Lisa says that Adrienne is leaking stories to the tabloids saying that she quit, when that is not true and Lisa knows she wanted to stay. Even Kyle is doing some back-pedaling to distance herself from Adrienne.
This episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is going to be fabulous if for no other reason than it is Adrienne Maloof’s last episode! I love Yolanda. Jennifer goes and drags Marisa back over to Brandi and Yolanda (and Lisa) to finish the conversation. Brandi tells Marisa that rather than putting her husband down by telling the entire world she wants to sleep with someone new, they should both give each other a hall pass. Lisa looks physically ill but she makes Marisa tell Brandi who said she would sleep with married men (It was Faye). Yolanda gives Marisa a lecture on trash talking your friends in front of others and the conflab is finally over.
YAY! It’s time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I believe this is the finale. Which sucks because RHOBH is my favorite these days. Lisa is getting ready for her vow renewal. Lisa and Brandi are going to get massages and dish on Adrienne. Adrienne is having another one of her sponsored parties that she gets paid for. Lisa was invited and Brandi wasn’t. They’ve decided to hang out in Lisa’s beautiful yard for the day. The massage guy does feet. I hate the ones that skip your feet. Whenever I am in NYC the most important thing to do is to go to Chinatown and get foot massages at every single place that has the little old Chines ladies that do them. I could stay there all day, with meal breaks in Little Italy. I have slothlike qualities.
