Category Archives: Kim Kardashian

Lamar Odom Found Nonresponsive At Nevada Brothel



UPDATE:  The fake Viagra that Lamar took contained the actual prescription ingredient sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra.  He took at least ten in the three days he was at the ranch. There is no way of knowing how much of the drug is in each pill. Lamar remains on life support.

As it turns out Khloe and Lamar are still married despite both of them signing their divorce papers. The judge has not yet made the divorce official by filing it with the court. This means that Khloe legally will be the one to make medical decisions for Lamar.

Finally, I’m going to start throwing people in the window licking section permanently for vile comments here. Shut the fuck up if you have nothing nice to say. Stop making stupid allegations about Kardashian conspiracies and sharing your vile comments about Lamar. I don’t care how long you have been posting here, Forbes List, Cassie, Travis you three need to stop posting in this topic period. Not one more comment here. And those are just three that come to mind. If you are a piece of shit, stay out of the comments here.

I know this is usually a Kardashian free site for the most part, but I confess to having a soft spot for Khloe and really hoped that she and Lamar could have made it. I’m a sucker for love and I really think Khloe loves Lamar. This is good news because otherwise his father would be making decisions and that would not be good.

Lately though Lamar has been back in his addictions and apparently on Saturday he went to the (legal) Love Ranch brothel in Nevada.  The owner claims Lamar was doing some herbal Viagra and was found nonresponsive by some of his girls on Tuesday afternoon.  Clearly, the owner can’t cop to any illegal drug use on his site.

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Is This Perhaps The Worst Christmas Present Imaginable?


Um okay y’all, I have a question for you. The picture above is a Hermes bag that costs about 20k.  The um, art work is courtesy of George Condo. He is an artist of some note who is highly compensated for his work.  I actually like some of his pieces.  However, this one falls into his grotesque demon orgy category.  One that I find rather, um, distasteful. I have a few nudes in my house but they are not accompanied by abstract demon faces.

So if your significant other gave you the Birkin bag above what would you do?  I think I might have to graciously accept with such enthusiasm that my request that it be encased in glass and displayed in one of the least often entered rooms in my  ridiculous mansion seemed like an act of love and protection. Continue reading


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What’s Wrong With This Picture? Kim Kardashian in Kuwait

Um, Kim…I know you are pretending to try to learn about the Middle East on your current Millions of Milkshakes Middle Eastern Tour, but when you are told to keep your shoulders covered in public, it is presumed that you already know to keep your breasts, and private parts covered as well.

Oh Lord, just saw video of this. Click through for the video…

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Kim K’s New Face

This is Kim Kardashian in Melbourne this past week promoting Quick Trim the Purple Jesus Version. Actually, I think the correct product name is Quick Trim Purple Reign. Purple Jesus is something we used to make in college out of grape juice and whatever alcohol we had on hand, and some fruit.  Kinda like trailer trash sangria. I am thinking about Purple Jesus because I keep reading that Kim Kardashian made the following quote in Melbourne the other day when she was asked who she would like to trade places with for a day.

Jesus. Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had.

I’ve started to mention this fascinating quote several times. The problem is I can’t find the original source. Most articles are giving the quote to; however, I can’t find the original article and no one quoting them provides a link. Despite  saying that she was just like an 18-year-old fighting cancer, and William and Kate in an article recently, I just really needed to see it at the original source to believe that Kim said she wants to spend a day as Jesus to feel all the power he had. I mean come on. Nobody would say that, right?  But I am loath to look at any more Kim Kardashian articles, so let’s just say that she didn’t really say that to anyone. Because if she did, I’d vote for the day of his crucifiction for her to experience.

Instead, can we talk about her face? What the hell has she done to it now? She’s starting to look like that cat woman. That I can source to a picture.


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Kim Kardashian Is Just Like A Cancer Patient, or William and Kate, Or Something

Kim Kardashian gave an article to The Guardian that is chock full of awesome. I wanted to post more in detail about it, but I just didn’t have the wherewithal today… So go read it here. These are my top two favorite parts.

About filming her wedding…

We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.

Click through for one more quote that will make you cringe, or lol.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Kimye

I still have an issue with Kim in black leather pants 95% of the time she is with Kanye. At least this is a new pair we haven’t seen before with a hideous cut and huge pockets on the front that flare out to make her look even fatter than she is. Who wears black leather pants every day in the summer? This just annoys me.

Hope y’all are enjoying Labor Day Weekend! It’s been an unexpectedly pretty day here!


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