Category Archives: Kim K

Is This Perhaps The Worst Christmas Present Imaginable?


Um okay y’all, I have a question for you. The picture above is a Hermes bag that costs about 20k.  The um, art work is courtesy of George Condo. He is an artist of some note who is highly compensated for his work.  I actually like some of his pieces.  However, this one falls into his grotesque demon orgy category.  One that I find rather, um, distasteful. I have a few nudes in my house but they are not accompanied by abstract demon faces.

So if your significant other gave you the Birkin bag above what would you do?  I think I might have to graciously accept with such enthusiasm that my request that it be encased in glass and displayed in one of the least often entered rooms in my  ridiculous mansion seemed like an act of love and protection. Continue reading


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What’s Wrong With This Picture? Kim Kardashian in Kuwait

Um, Kim…I know you are pretending to try to learn about the Middle East on your current Millions of Milkshakes Middle Eastern Tour, but when you are told to keep your shoulders covered in public, it is presumed that you already know to keep your breasts, and private parts covered as well.

Oh Lord, just saw video of this. Click through for the video…

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Kim K’s New Face

This is Kim Kardashian in Melbourne this past week promoting Quick Trim the Purple Jesus Version. Actually, I think the correct product name is Quick Trim Purple Reign. Purple Jesus is something we used to make in college out of grape juice and whatever alcohol we had on hand, and some fruit.  Kinda like trailer trash sangria. I am thinking about Purple Jesus because I keep reading that Kim Kardashian made the following quote in Melbourne the other day when she was asked who she would like to trade places with for a day.

Jesus. Because I think it would be pretty fascinating to see the power that he had.

I’ve started to mention this fascinating quote several times. The problem is I can’t find the original source. Most articles are giving the quote to; however, I can’t find the original article and no one quoting them provides a link. Despite  saying that she was just like an 18-year-old fighting cancer, and William and Kate in an article recently, I just really needed to see it at the original source to believe that Kim said she wants to spend a day as Jesus to feel all the power he had. I mean come on. Nobody would say that, right?  But I am loath to look at any more Kim Kardashian articles, so let’s just say that she didn’t really say that to anyone. Because if she did, I’d vote for the day of his crucifiction for her to experience.

Instead, can we talk about her face? What the hell has she done to it now? She’s starting to look like that cat woman. That I can source to a picture.


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Kim Kardashian Is Just Like A Cancer Patient, or William and Kate, Or Something

Kim Kardashian gave an article to The Guardian that is chock full of awesome. I wanted to post more in detail about it, but I just didn’t have the wherewithal today… So go read it here. These are my top two favorite parts.

About filming her wedding…

We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.

Click through for one more quote that will make you cringe, or lol.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture?: Kimye

I still have an issue with Kim in black leather pants 95% of the time she is with Kanye. At least this is a new pair we haven’t seen before with a hideous cut and huge pockets on the front that flare out to make her look even fatter than she is. Who wears black leather pants every day in the summer? This just annoys me.

Hope y’all are enjoying Labor Day Weekend! It’s been an unexpectedly pretty day here!


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What’s Wrong With This Picture? Kimye Edition

So, I was over at the Daily Mail and I saw a series of pictures of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian who are vacationing in Hawaii. The only thing that has even remotely tempted me to cover Kimye is the fact that Kim has worn black leather pants in approximately 85.67% of the pap shots that have been published since they got together. It’s summer. Leather doesn’t breathe. This grosses me out. Let’s try not to imagine what is happening down there. But I’ve restrained myself from blogging about Kim K until now. Certain major entertainment sites seem like they are getting paid by the Kardashians hellbent on presenting stories of Kimye being happy as pigs in shit lately. They want to have babies as soon as possible! Kanye wrote Kim a love song! They are exchanging expensive presents! They are soooo happy!

This picture was from a series of several where the spin was “Look at Kimye! In Hawaii! Dressing like normal people! They are just like us!”  But in every single picture they have the same stank expressions on their faces and there is a lot of space between them. Are we just supposed to pretend not to notice how utterly miserable these two look, in Hawaii? Thoughts?


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