I know we don’t care about Kayne West. No one cares about Kayne West. Except for Kayne West. As if he could not be any more ridiculous on his own, he opted to procreate with a Kardashian. So why am I blogging about him? Well, I have seen a billion snippets against my will telling me that Kayne got his big fat feelers hurt by Jimmy Kimmel this week. Finally, I just had to see what awful travesty Kayne suffered at the hands of the evil Jimmy Kimmel. Continue reading
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I still have an issue with Kim in black leather pants 95% of the time she is with Kanye. At least this is a new pair we haven’t seen before with a hideous cut and huge pockets on the front that flare out to make her look even fatter than she is. Who wears black leather pants every day in the summer? This just annoys me.
Hope y’all are enjoying Labor Day Weekend! It’s been an unexpectedly pretty day here!
So, I was over at the Daily Mail and I saw a series of pictures of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian who are vacationing in Hawaii. The only thing that has even remotely tempted me to cover Kimye is the fact that Kim has worn black leather pants in approximately 85.67% of the pap shots that have been published since they got together. It’s summer. Leather doesn’t breathe. This grosses me out. Let’s try not to imagine what is happening down there. But I’ve restrained myself from blogging about Kim K until now. Certain major entertainment sites seem
like they are getting paid by the Kardashians hellbent on presenting stories of Kimye being happy as pigs in shit lately. They want to have babies as soon as possible! Kanye wrote Kim a love song! They are exchanging expensive presents! They are soooo happy!
This picture was from a series of several where the spin was “Look at Kimye! In Hawaii! Dressing like normal people! They are just like us!” But in every single picture they have the same stank expressions on their faces and there is a lot of space between them. Are we just supposed to pretend not to notice how utterly miserable these two look, in Hawaii? Thoughts?