Justin Bieber’s grandparents were in a pretty serious car accident yesterday. His mom, Pattie Mallette who lives in Atlanta, reported the accident on twitter yesterday “My parents got into a car accident today. They flipped into a ditch & totaled the car but thank God they are alive! My dad has broken ribs. Plz pray 4 him 4 quick healing! Count your blessings & forgive ur parents always. U never know what tomorrow holds!!!” Police from Stratford, Ontario, Bieber’s hometown said that the couple skidded on some wet snow and flew into a ditch rolling the car once before flipping back upright. The Biebs was in Stratford as of December 26th where he tweeted the picture at left of him with some of his family members. He was tweeting about basketball a few minutes ago. Not sure if he is still up there or not. There has been no official comment from Justin wherever he is. Meanwhile, tween girls everywhere sob in sympathy while dousing themselves in the Someday perfume that Santa brought all the Beliebers on his nice list. I knew you would all want to know.
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JUSTIN BIEBER IS IN ATLANTA TODAY Y’ALL! Somebody let me know what that says, I am relaxing with cheap champagne and watching RHOBH. Thanks in Advance.
Um sorry trying to rep my people here y’all. Ain’t that often some white folks do important stuff in Atlanta and for a hot minute there I had a John Mellencamp and Meg Ryan story and then it was back to a Charles Grant mugshot. Sigh. White folks live here too.