Category Archives: Prince Michael Jackson

Paris Jackson Attempts Suicide

parisjacksonMultiple news outlets are reporting that Paris Jackson attempted suicide in the very early hours this morning. The caller reported a possible overdose, and first responders reported cut marks on her wrists. Numerous pictures are now surfacing indicating that Paris may have had a history of cutting. Kathrine Jackson’s spokesperson has released a statement saying that Paris is physically fine and receiving the care that she needs. According to Prince Jackson’s twitter their school was just finishing up finals.

Here’s hoping she feels much better soon.


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What’s Wrong With This Picture? MJ’s Kids

Um, for the clueless, From L to R Prince Michael, Bodyguard, Blanket…

I continue to be worried about Michael Jackson’s kids. Especially, Blanket.  He is perpetually sad and nervous in pictures.  In this one he looks like he has a black eye. Can no one brush his hair? Or Prince’s hair? Buy them some decent clothes? This distresses me.


Filed under Michael Jackson, Prince Michael Jackson, What's Wrong With This Picture?

Michael Jackson’s Kids Shilling an Energy Drink

I pulled this picture off the Daily Mail today and was sad to see that Blanket Jackson has this miserable expression in every picture. There are many pictures of MJ’s kids shilling for this new ginseng drink, MrPink and each one Blanket looks either sad or exhausted or both. What’s wrong with Blanket, y’all? This is not the first time I’ve noticed this about Blanket. It seems to be his expression in lots of pictures in the media.

In other news, I am dying to know who the owners of MrPink are. Their website doesn’t really say but they are getting a lot of publicity lately. They are the official drink of the Dodgers and have managed to get lots of celebrity endorsements. Clearly it is someone with deep pockets, but who? Anyone know?

Update: Chris Stark has investigated and believes that MrPink is in fact owned by the Michael Jackson estate. See Comments below.


Filed under La Toya Jackson, Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson, Prince Michael Jackson

Catching Up on Jackson Family Drama

While I’ve been trying to ignore the Internet to avoid being spoiled on Olympic gymnastics, apparently the Jackson family drama has rolled on without me. Katherine, Janet and Jermaine have made some public statements while I’ve been watching Law and Order marathons and trying to shake this summer cold or whatever it is ailing me. So here is what you might have missed.

Katherine went back to court to have guardianship of the kids reinstated. She is now co-guardian with TJ. They have another court appearance on August 22 regarding keeping TJ on as a permanent guardian. It seems everyone is fine with that.  In order to get guardianship back, Katherine had to make a statement to the court regarding her disappearance. In a 180 degree turn from what I call “the hostage video” she made surrounded by her kidnappers for ABC, Katherine now admits she was tricked into going to Tuscon, that she thought she was going to New Mexico to see her sons in concert, and that her phone and iPad were taken from her. She also stated for the court record that her phone in her room would not dial out and that despite repeated requests to have the TV fixed, she had no picture for her entire stay. Apparently she did have sound at some point and heard a news report that she was missing which is what prompted her to insist on calling home.  In other words, everything I’ve been saying here has now been corroborated by KJ herself.

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But that doesn’t mean the kidnappers the kind siblings who took their mother to the spa are admitting guilt or doing the right thing. Jermaine Jackson is trying to half step over to the other side of the drama by rescinding his name from THE LETTER. He’s not admitting that the letter was full of lies even though the stroke lie has been proven false publicly. He’s not saying that he doesn’t think the lawyers are evil people trying to kill his grandmother.  He’s just saying he wishes he had not said all those things in public. He also says he is doing this because Jaafar “stun gun” Jackson is sad he can’t go to Grandma’s house. So Jermaine is extending an olive branch to try to get access to the house again. Good luck with that.

And then there were three. An attorney for Janet Jackson released a statement stating that Janet, Rebbie and Randy will continued to disrupt the family as much as possible attempt to have the will invalidated. But they swear it has nothing to do with money. Their attorney stated that,
“It is important to stress that Janet, Randy and Rebbie have questioned the validity of the will with no financial motive whatsoever – the stand to gain nothing financially by a finding that the will is invalid. What will be gained by a finding of invalidity is that the executors will be replaced and the estate and the guardianship will be managed in a manner that is in the best interests of the children, which is what Michael wanted.”

So now it is about the best interest of the children. I thought it was because the evil lawyers were trying to kill Katherine. Are we not concerned that Katherine’s life is on the line anymore? What about evil Trevor who they claim is beating poor Katherine and making her live on stale bread and tap water? Should we be expecting new stories on how Paris is forced to wear last year’s fashions and eat produce that is not organic? I can hardly wait for the news on the poor deprived and mistreated children. I suppose I should keep my eye on X17 for the next batch of tall tales from the Jackson 3.


Filed under Janet Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, Katherine Jackson, Paris Jackson, Prince Michael Jackson

The Jackson Family Twitter Tree, An Exercise in Boredom

So I was looking at Randy Jackson’s twitter this morning and realized he was suddenly only following one person, guess who? Janet. Since Tito jumped ship from the kidnapping team, Tito is the only member of Team Greed who is following any non-kidnapper siblings. Randy and Janet only follow each other. Tito and Jackie follow all the siblings with an active twitter.  Marlon does not follow Jermaine. La Toya doesn’t follow Janet, Randy, or Tito.  Paris doesn’t follow, Randy, Jermaine, Janet, or Jackie. Prince doesn’t follow Marlon, which may just be an oversight, trust me it’s hard to keep them all straight and see who is missing from whose follow page.

Anyway, I was in need of a mind distracting puzzle and this is what I chose. Looks like Randy and Janet are likely the final two members of the rebel militia. Click through to see who follows and doesn’t follow who on twitter. Note: The Jacksons followed by each person are listed in order of most recently added to the first one added.

As of today,

Randy Jackson follows one person: Janet Jackson.

Jermaine Jackson follows 84 people and  5 Jacksons: Jermaine Jackson II, big space, Janet Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Randy Jackson, Tito Jackson.

Janet Jackson follows 18 people but only one Jackson: Randy.

Rebbie Jackson  No verified account

Tito Jackson follows 13 people and 10 Jacksons: Jermaine Jackson, Taj Jackson, TJ Jackson, Genevieve Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Marlon Jackson, Randy Jackson, Janet Jackson, Latoya Jackson, Siggy Jackson.

Jackie Jackson follows 967 people and 18 Jacksons: Janet Jackson, big space Jermajesty Jackson, Brandi Jackson, Siggy Jackson, Prince Jackson, Paris Jackson, big space  Marlon Jackson, big space Randy Jackson, La Toya Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, Tito Jackson, Donte Jackson, Jermaine Jackson II, Randy Jackson Jr, Jaafar Jackson, Genevieve Jackson, TJ Jackson, Taj Jackson.

Marlon Jackson follows 26 people and 12 Jacksons: La Toya Jackson, Taryll Jackson, Donte Jackson, Randy Jackson Jr, Jaafar Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Janet Jackson, Randy Jackson, Genevieve Jackson, Tito Jackson, Taj Jackson, TJ Jackson.

La Toya Jackson follows 134 people and 12 Jacksons: Marlon Jackson, big space, TJ Jackson, big space that includes Danielle Staub!,  Jackie Jackson, Genevieve Jackson, Taryll Jackson, space. Jermaine Jackson, Jaafar Jackson, big space, Randy Jackson Jr., Donte Jackson, Prince Jackson, Paris Jackson, big space with lots of housewives, Taj Jackson.

Paris Jackson follows 638 people and 13 Jacksons: Marlon Jackson, Taryll Jackson, big space, Tito Jackson, big space, Genevieve Jackson, Jermajesty Jackson, big space, Jermaine Jackson II, space, Siggy Jackson, huge space, TJ Jackson, Randy Jackson Jr., La Toya Jackson, Jaafar Jackson, Donte Jackson, Price Jackson.

Price Jackson follows 232 and 13 Jacksons: Genevieve Jackson, Janet Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Randy Jackson, Tito Jackson, Taryll Jackson, Jermajesty Jackson, Randy Jackson, Donte Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, TJ Jackson, (those were all grouped on top as if recently added, then big space), Paris Jackson, (the following were added before 3/11/11) Jaafar Jackson.


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Randy Jackson Done Lost His Everlovin’ Mind, Y’all

Randy has been tweeting for the past few days like a mad man. In his latest twitlonger complete with number points, he claims that the Estate is trying to isolate Katherine from her family so that they can kill her.  Also that the estate is using the media to spin the family drama. Oh and also that the bad people around Michael are the ones the estate is trying to keep around Katherine.  Um Randy, that would be you. You and your three siblings are the ones that took Katherine to the Arizona desert and holed her up with no contact with the outside world for ten days. You are the one that sent the quackadoodle doctor out to diagnose Katherine with…the need for isolation away from the children she is raising. You are the one feeding stories to X17 that make no sense and that no one believes. That’s all on you, Randy. If anyone is trying to kill your mother, it’s YOU.

Meanwhile, thanks to you kidnapping your mother, Randy, an investigator has been sent to the school to pull Paris, Prince and Blanket out of their classes to be individually interviewed about who they feel comfortable living with so the judge can decide what to do about Katherine since you finally got her home after a nearly day long ride presumably on a horse and buggy across three states. Good job, Randy. Now the kids school day isn’t even protected from this ridiculous family feud.

I never thought I’d be typing this, Randy, but listen to La Toya and just shut up. She is right, you are dragging the Jackson family name through the mud. You should be aware that your family name was not particularly pristine before you began this vendetta. Y’all get all excited that Paris tweets that her grandmother is missing, and yet how many stories have you put on  X17? How many Good Morning America interviews have you granted?  Newflash: your spin on this story isn’t flying with anyone.

It seems that Katherine has agreed to let TJ do the heavy lifting when it comes to raising the kids and Katherine can be a co-guardian in charge of being a nurturing grandmother. Why does that bother you so much Randy? All the parties involved are in agreement, what’s it to you?

In other news, your ridiculous stunts have now made there was to Conrad Murray in solitary confinement. He’s added Katherine to his visitation list because he thinks she might need a friend.  Sure, he sorta kinda killed Michael, but he’s still a step above you. You are trying to kill your own mother. So go back and read your twitlonger again, Randy and replace the names of all the people you are accusing  of things, with your own name.


Filed under Katherine Jackson, La Toya Jackson, Michael Jackson, Paris Jackson, Prince Michael Jackson