Welp, Chris Brown is in the pokey in our nation’s capital. If you missed any of my former posts about this douchebag, you can read them here. They are actually a pretty good read if I do say so myself. But on to today’s news…
It seems the little punk is highly homophobic. So much so that he can’t bear to take a picture with gay guys lest some of their gayness rubs off on him. As the story goes, Brown was coming out of a hotel in D.C. around 4:30 this morning when two female fans asked to take a picture with him. As they were posing two guys that Brown determined were gay using his powerful gaydar ,photo bombed the shot by jumping into the background of the picture. Continue reading
I know I don’t cover this show here, but I do watch and it is trending on twitter so I figured I should watch it fast before someone spoiled it for me. I also need something to do with my hands since I bought a bunch of fresh cherries today and they are so good I can’t stop eating them and I am about to blow up like the Cherry version of Violet Beauregarde on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Since there are no Oompa Loompas in the barrio to juice me this evening, I shall type if you don’t mind.
We start with Anthony he is a medically retired Iraq veteran with a purple heart. He also happens to be a black gay man. He has been “dating” (i.e. having phone sex with) some dude, Marq, for a year. He has hot modeling type pictures. He went to Mississippi to meet him once and he stood him up. He said he was carjacked and run over by the car. Gee…I wonder what the problem could be here? It all seems perfectly normal to me. Let’s watch.
I thought I saw a picture of Anthony and maybe I did. I thought to myself, “Self, this is an attractive guy, why doesn’t he just go down to the local version of The Swinging Richards and find himself a man.” Now that I see him on Skype, there is a problem. It’s tattoos. Now tattoos themselves are not ALWAYS a problem. But neck tattoos almost always are. AND HIS NECK TATTOO IS ON HIS THROAT! And it is huge. And it is the pyramid with the eyeball on top from a dollar bill. I went to Google the meaning but decided I didn’t care. But before I Xed out the window, I saw images of lots of people with this tattoo. WTF? People be doing some crazy shit, y’all. Let’s move on because Anthony better take this dude if he is 400 pounds and has to be lifted out of bed by a crane. A pyramid, with an eyeball the size of Jesus on his throat. Y’all need to stop doing shit like that. Moving on. Continue reading
Is Jonathan Jaxson Suicidal? Or is this a HOAX?
If by some dumb coincidence, you came here looking for the truth, AB threw SOMETHING out the window when the cops came. Then she became belligerent. She was not arrested for smoking pot. Amanda is mentally ill. This is about the age it manifests.
Look, I don’t know who this little girl is or why she threw her bong off the 37th floor, nor do I care. I keep seeing her name in the tabloids as if she is someone I should know or care about. Wrong on both counts. Why am I posting? Because apparently Jonathon Jaxson of fake suicide fame is now somehow involved. I had several weird encounters with him when I first began this blog. Continue reading
It seems like just yesterday that Farah Abraham was going out shopping her sex tape with her dad and her kid in tow for moral support after humiliating herself on Dr. Phil swearing it was her private video. Maybe it was, because all this Teen Mom crazy is running together for me. I didn’t really cover Teen Mom until the Dr. Phil debacle. Previously, I’d just checking in from time to time at Reality Tea for their awesome and timely updates. But frankly, I think someone is going to die sooner than later so I may as well add the category because when reality people do stupid things that cause their death, it’s sort of website gold. Continue reading
I am so excited! It is time for Sheree to make a fool of herself on national TV again! The first thing I noticed is that they put the accent in the right place on her name. Does this mean Sheree has finally learned how to spell her name? Was the Speak and Spell Andy Cohen gave her a factor in this vast intellectual growth?
In the car on the way to Chateau Sheree, Sheree says she did not have a marriage from day one. That as soon as the got home from their destination wedding in the Caymans, he spent the first night back somewhere else. Sheree is a really bad fake crier. I know, I’ve seen her try to force out tears in person. And now the hilarity begins. They pull into a driveway to visit Chateau Sheree. But Chateau Sheree doesn’t have a driveway. They have managed to get the neighbors right behind them to allow them to film in their driveway, outside where they will interview in winter sitting in little chairs. Because, Sheree can’t have Iyana seeing her apartment with the blow up mattresses especially on TV. Sheree seems to think this show is the bash Bob program. She is very defense and has “the face” already. That, why are you not agreeing with my bullshit face. Continue reading
Once again I am two episodes behind on Big Rich Atlanta. I am going to try to do a quick and dirty catch up post on the last two shows. Edit: I had way to much to say about the first episode so I’ll have to recap both shows separately.
Meyer wanders home ( I suppose from the Halloween parties) at 1 pm and Mama Virginia ain’t happy. Leave Meyer alone! She’s my favorite! Harvin and Meyer ask Meagan and Anandi to model some of their She Blames Me line. Looks like a fashion show scene is inevitable. Harvin and Meyer go to a photographer and Harvin takes over the pitch. Photog is hired. Harvin decides that Anandi will look nude in the shoot. Harvin has a death wish. Harvin and Meyer argue on set. Meyer doesn’t like her male model. Meyer has a meltdown. Anandi’s shoot was spectacular! and nude.
I sort of forget who the mothers are on this show. I am not sure that really matters. Some of the blond moms are having parties. These parties are just excuses for the girls to mix it up. Oh, now the two black moms are talking. They are having parties too. The dancing preacher mama is listing her celebrity friends like Whitney Houston. Dead women tell no tales I suppose. Continue reading
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Hello fellow Tattlers! Guest writer Kimberly here!
I have tied up our dear friend Tamara in the back room and taken over her keyboard in order to write this story and make a special request on her behalf. The topic, of course, is the Great Meltdown of Sheree Whitfield 2013 (aka GMSW2013). While Tamara has shared with you some of the juicier tidbits of this crazy saga, I’d like to share with you some of the struggles Tamara has been facing.
I suppose I should start at the beginning to catch everyone up to date. One Friday afternoon, Tamara noticed an old, gray BMW parked in front of her house. The occupant was taking pictures of her home and her car. Later on a dark and stormy (no lie!) night in February, she got a knock at the door. After calming her dog and assuring him that ninjas weren’t coming to get them, she peeked out her window. Even this was brave of Tamara, because those of us who’ve read her tales of living in the ghetto know that she won’t even answer the door in the bright light of day, much less in the dark of night. There in the window was a badge-wielding police officer. Of course, Tamara immediately assumed that a member of her family has been hospitalized or struck by a vehicle or kidnapped by terrorists, because the only experience she has with law enforcement comes from what she sees on the Lifetime Channel.
The officer told her he had some “paperwork” for her. He further baffled the poor girl by telling her it seemed she has “caused a ruckus.” Tamara assumed they have the wrong house, because despite her many talents it’s a bit hard for her to cause a ruckus when she only leaves her house for grocery shopping, doctor’s appointments and vacations! But no, it turned out the officer was actually handing her an emergency TPO from Sheree Whitfield! Whitfield has sworn in a courthouse that she is in fear for her life and is being stalked by our own Tattling Tamara.
Fear for her life? From what – excessive use of tea? Please, people. Continue reading
I’m back in for another episode of Big Rich Atlanta. Mostly because it seems this episode Ashlee gets a beat down from Khadijiha. Allegedly, I imagine it is all hype. But we start with Meagan and her mother. This is a particularly shady family and it appears we are going to meet her father on this episode. He has quite the colorful past both with the medical board and for punching some woman in the face in a moment of road rage. There are websites dedicated to nothing but having the guy’s medical license revoked. Mostly it seems because he is an OB/GYN accused by some of providing late term abortions. I used to think that these shows just slacked on the background investigations; but now, I think they must actually seek out people with questionable backgrounds. Anyway, Meagan and her mom want to have a food truck for clothes. Or something. This of course involves buying a brand new truck. Allegedly. For the cameras. One would think they would rent something first and see if…. oh nevermind. Continue reading
Oh look. What a wonderful engagement replete with a full production team. What’s that? I have an email. Okay hold on…
My name is Matt Still and my wife Ginny and I where thrown into the spotlight when my marriage proposal went viral over a year ago. It now has over 25 million views. We live just 30 minutes south of Atlanta.
Oh look y’all, they were thrown into the spotlight! It’s a Christmas Miracle! Continue reading
Um, Kim…I know you are pretending to try to learn about the Middle East on your current Millions of Milkshakes Middle Eastern Tour, but when you are told to keep your shoulders covered in public, it is presumed that you already know to keep your breasts, and private parts covered as well.
Oh Lord, just saw video of this. Click through for the video…
People just keep wanting to make a story where there is none. There is no outrage in Atlanta over Usher voting. Did he get special treatment? Well kind of. Here is what really happened. In Atlanta, we had a lot of early voting opportunities. Lots of weekend voting stations set up and there were lines. Not long lines but lines. And the news cameras were out in full force showing people taking advantage of early voting. Most of the time the lines were not that long, average I’d say was 30 minutes or less. So Usher needs to vote. He knows if he goes on election day there is no way to know how long the lines would be. So he opts for early voting. Continue reading
Proving you are never too old to make a bad tattoo decision, Kelsey Grammer, who is almost 60 hits up a Chicago tattoo shop to get his latest wife’s name tattooed on his pelvis. Nothing gay about that at all.