It’s been a long night of RHONJ and Oprah interviewing Usher and now Iyania interviewing Evelyn Lozada… I don’t have much time to update y’all on the live feeds. But Dani has been losing her mind all day. Is she mad at Dan? Well not so much. She is mostly pissed at Ian for winning. When she talks to Ian she pretends like she is mad at Dan but when she is with Dan she threatens Ian. Dan had to talk her down after she said she “would snap Ian’s neck” if he talked to her today.

Shortly thereafter Dani was in the DR for a long time and came out heavily medicated. Whatever they gave her wore off and she just a bit ago went all in on Ian again while Dan was in the DR (ALLEDGEDLY). Dan has been in the DR for quite a long time. Like long enought to be shown the feeds and have a swedish massage and a couple margaritas. WTF is going on in there?  Meanwhile, Dani went after Ian again because he meds have worn off. (Not kidding, she admits she is being medicated and it’s obvious). She was a ginormous cuntbag and Ian sort of turtled and said something about them all being friends when the game was over.

I can’t BELIEVE the edit this deranged girl gets on the broadcast show. As I leave you for now, Ian is stimming on the hammock saying essentially he doesn’t negotiate with terrorists and “she tried to blackmail me.” and oh wait he is going in now where she is losing her mind begging for a DR… I will stay with it for a few.  I can’t imagine what Dan is doing in DR that would take this long. They must be keeping him in there for the drama but both of them are at their breaking points and need DR or Dan or something. This will not go well.

(off topic but y’all need to watch this Iyania Show on OWN, she’s cray cray…but she makes sense…talking to Evelyn she says, essentially it was okay he was hurting you until he did it in a way everyone could see it. You had to protect your ego/image but would not protect your self/soul.  Deep. Personal. Important TV)

Sorry got caught up in an email. Am drinking. And Danielle is TOTALLY psycho.  I want to go drunk book a Christmas trip to Paris and I need you to follow the crazy for me. Meanwhile, Dan just said to Dani… it was four years ago today I won. She is clueless.

OMG Now she is saying… I have to go home and have surgery to find out if I have cancer….

Julie Chen shared her thoughts on the some of the houseguests in her weekly interview with Entertainment Weekly. She was not holding back anything. Let’s look at some highlights.

ABOUT SHANE

EW: Did Shane burst into tears when you went to commercial? Chenbot: No, but I could tell he wanted to. It was all so surreal for him. Luckily our houseguest relations handler came up immediately with her friendly, nurturing, smiling face and I think he was relieved to see a familiar face. I thought he was going to nuzzle up to her bosom and start saying mamma while sucking his thumb.

EW: Shane didn’t even try to talk Danielle out of putting him up! Was he overly confident about his safety or just being a colossal knucklehead? Chenbot: Uh, I’m going to go with ‘knucklehead of the season’ award. He was right to trust Danielle but he didn’t think it through far enough to realize it doesn’t matter what Danielle promises him. What matters is what Dan is thinking and will most likely do to help Dan’s game. Continue reading »

I think I am finally calmed down enough to discuss Big Brother with y’all. If you missed the show last night. GO RIGHT NOW to cbs.com and see if it is there. You must watch it. In yet another move which will spark heated debates about Dan’s game and whether he has usurped Dr. Will for best player of all time (I say he has), Dan managed to pull of a huge blindside with only four players left in the house. Dan gave new life to the game motto from Survivor as he outwitted, outlasted and definitely outplayed his newbie opponents. This years houseguests are not even in his league. Dani who was HOH and the holder of the veto, with all the control in the house once again layed down and did exactly what Dan told her to do. I’m not sure if it is even “Dan Mist” at this point as his three opponents continued to play Dan’s game like three zombies under some serious mind control.

Dani took Dan off the block because he told her to, despite it being a terrible game move for her. Shane Forrest Gumped himself right over to the block and then gave a long rambling goodbye message to Ian in the time he had alloted to try to save his dumb ass. Then Dan shocked the house and told Shane to get to stepping. Ian went into a full-blown psychotic episode stimming so hard the eviction chair had a hard time staying together. Danielle’s ginormous chin zit popped wide open when her jaw hit the floor and Shane ran out of the house like his hair gel had caught fire without even stopping to gather up all his pink tank tops and frilly pink shorts. It really was brilliant reality TV.

We were then all frustrated to death when the feeds did not come back for over two hours! The online Big Brother fanatics (myself included) lost our minds. We missed perhaps the best parts of the meltdowns and the pregame Dan Mist before part one of the three-part HOH. And Lord have mercy it had to be good because here is how the HOH went… Continue reading »

This is by far my favorite season of Big Brother in years. Here we are at the final four with Delusional Danielle who has herself in a good position to win the whole thing, Ian the boy wonder who is still lost in the Dan mist, Shane the pretty but dumb jock and reluctant heterosexual who wins comps when he really needs them, and Dan, the mastermind of this entire season who is still pulling all the strings. Click through for spoilers for tonights so, which if things go as currently planned will be epic. Continue reading »

Although the live feeds have been off since early afternoon and are expected to be off until after tomorrow nights’s show, @MissCleoBB14 was at the taping this evening and has spilled all the tea on what went down. She saw, among other things the footage of Danielle and Shane at the Fierce Five gymnastics event where it appears Danielle was just as nauseating as she was in the house when she got home. Danielle was a tumbler and a gymnast, y’all. I’m sure she gave the gold medalists some valuable pointers. Click through to find out who was evicted and who the new HOH is…

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