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Marriage Boot Camp Recap Season 4 Premiere Let The Fighting Begin!

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And we are off on another season of Marriage Boot Camp. I am not sure I will be recapping this one unless y’all REALLY want me to, because I have no interest in any of these people, most of whom I have never heard of.  And all of these fools need to take a good look at themselves and realize they are drawing the same paycheck for the same show as June and Sugar Bear. That should cause a deep and through personal inventory.

Benzino and Althea

First to arrive are Benzino and Althea. These two are from  Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, a show I’ve never watched a single episode. I have read that he has anger issues and I think she might be pregnant.  She shows up trying to redefine cootchie cutters. They are shorter than the crotch. They are fighting before they even get in the door. Oh they are engaged! That sounds smart. I think someone quits on the first day. I hope it is these two.

Sean and Catherine

Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici are from The Bachelor.  They have also already done Wife Swap where Sean appeared to be a supreme asshole.  They are not as happy as they pretend to be. Sean is appalled by all of the other couples. He thinks he is better than Catherine let alone Mama June or Benzino.  Maybe this is the couple that leaves. Continue reading

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Mama June and Sugar Bear Break Up

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I was busy with my latest get rich scheme today and glued to CNBC watching the tickers so I am SHOCKED that none of you bothered to tell me that Mama June and Sugar Bear have broken up. While this is tragic for the children, and may scar Honey Boo Boo for life, it’s great news for us single women in Georgia! If you are looking for a 5’2″ toothless redneck, it appears he is on Plenty of Fish as Georgiafighter31054. He includes in his hobbies section a love for huntin’, fishin’ mud boggin’ and ridin’ 4 wheelers. Continue reading

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Kenya Moore Says 7 Year Old Honey Boo Boo Looks Like a Hooker

honeybooboo1It seems as though Kenya Moore is holding herself out as an expert of children’s beauty pageants, and …hookers! Yep. Kenya reached a new public relations low recently by telling In Touch magazine that Honey Boo Boo looks like a hooker! The article quotes Kenya as saying the following, ”Honey Boo Boo is not a role model for young women. Her mother puts her onstage looking like a glorified hooker! Pageants are about having poise and promoting self-esteem and self-worth. When a little girl wears a lot of makeup, fake teeth and extensions, like hookers do — that’s just not appropriate.”  Continue reading

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Honey Boo Boo Has a Snack and Does Some Wrastlin’

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Is Someone Trying to Kidnap Honey Boo Boo?

Remember when I told y’all I didn’t believe that Honey Boo Boo’s mom June would have a body guard for the family? When I said that I was thinking that June could handle the papparazzi on her own. Today though, June admits that Alana has a bodyguard with her at all times.  The National Enquirer says that there have been kidnapping threats against Alana; however, TLC denies that any such threats have been reported. Also, The National Enquirer story mentioned an attempted break-in. However, they also say that June wants to move but more credible sources have said that June wants to stay right where she is. I’m hoping the kidnapping thing is all just a bunch of made up drama for selling magazines. Nobody better mess with Honey Boo Boo!

Is it me or does the bodyguard look a bit unhappy with his job?

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Boo Hoo! It’s The Season Finale of Honey Boo Boo!

I has a sad.

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