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Oh Lawd the politician’s wife is up there with Herman doing that stoopid stand by your man thing they all do. Here we go. He says he was inspired to run because of the failures of politicians currently in office. America deserves more than that. Like you know, someone with no clue about global politics with a history of sexual harassment claims and illicit affairs. He’s joking about how high his name ID is. Which is all he wanted. He’s got some books to sell, and some conservative talk radio to do, y’all.
And now it’s about segregated water fountains. He may break out in a gospel medley at any moment.
No no, now it’s about sports analogies. He’s in the final four! No, now he is taking Michele Bachmann’s I am YOU speech. This has to be his bottom, right?
Now about “those false and unprove (sic) allegations”, “I am at peace with my God, I am at peace with my wife and she is at peace with me”. The crowd cheers Gloria! Gloria! Gloria! and Gloria claps like a dutiful wife. You can’t make this stuff up, y’all she’s clappin’ like a fool.
So the whole president thing was just Plan A, y’all he is moving on to Plan B. Plan B involves blessing political pundits hearts and starting yet another website so he can be a voice for the people. He refers to the site as thecainsolution.com which takes you to a supporthermancain.com page with a movie about the 9 -9- 9. It’s all about CHANGE people. No really, send some change to that website.
Well I suppose that little website plan could solve his problem of what to do with his campaign funds.
He ends his speech with some words from the Pokemon movie. Again I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING! “Life can be a challenge, Life can seem impossible, it’s never easy when there’s so much on the line, but you and I can make a difference. There’s a mission just for you and me. Just look inside and you will find just what you can do. Just look inside and you will find just what you can do.”
He says he will be making an endorsement soon. I imagine the candidate he endorses will be one of those womenfolk he is so fond of.
Bless his heart.
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Herman Cain showed up at what was supposed to be his Georgia Campaign Headquarters Grand Opening today to make a big announcement. Cain returned to Georgia for a face-to-face chat with his wife Gloria about allegations made earlier in the week by Ginger White of a long-term sexual affair. Although Cain denies being more than friends with Ginger, he did say he had provided her some financial assistance because he is “soft-hearted”. His philanthropic endeavors spanning more than thirteen years with Ginger oddly never came up in conversation with his wife. So yesterday he had some ‘splainin’ to do.
So here we are waiting for the big announcement which was scheduled for 11 a.m. and we’re now being told it will happen at 1:30 or maybe 12:30. Herman left home around 11a.m. to make the less than thirty minute drive to the event but stopped to talk to his donors along the way. So right now they are probably sitting around in some undisclosed Godfather’s having a slice and a cold one. His Georgia press secretary told reporters he doesn’t know what Herman is going to say and is unsure if he will share the big news with him before he speaks to the public.
Oh Lord, Now it looks like he is going to throw his support behind Michele Bachmann. I.just.can’t. He hasn’t actually spoken yet but I imagine it is going to be something like, “Out of my deep respect for women, I am going to throw my support behind Michele Bachmann.” I’m just gonna post this and go cook some lunch. If and when he actually says something I will update. This is just redickulous, y’all.
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WOO BOY! Guess what, y’all? Herman Cain has been OUT OF TOWN since the Ginger White story broke. He is home now with his wife for the first face to face conversation about things. I’m gonna open my windows and see if I can hear the hollering! CNN is reporting that Gloria was completely unaware of the relationship and that she found out about it when she saw it ON THE TEEVEE, y’all! Ole Herm says she understands that he is a “soft-hearted and giving person”. Gawker is reporting that GLORIA is gonna have a sit-down interview with Greta Van Susteren the same place she previously stood by her man in this interview. I expect by Monday the obvious withdrawal from the race for POTUS will be confirmed. Fridays are often when politicians drop news they don’t want to get media attention. I don’t think Gloria is gonna let this one slide. I expect some good tea to come from this. Stay tuned!
Would you stand by your man if you were Gloria or kick his ass to the curb? Leave me a comment and tell me what is on your mind. Thanks for the follows on @tamaratattles they are much appreciated.
Okay, I am not sure what to think about this Ginger White chick. Today on GMA she was talking about Cain taking her on trips. The one that came to mind was a Tyson Holyfield fight from 1997. Really Ginger? Nothing in the last decade popped into your mind? Look, I think Cain’s campaign has been a joke for quite a while now. Cain may have good business sense and clearly was successful at running a bunch of pizza joints, but he could not get elected to Senate in his home state. What on earth made him think he had a shot at POTUS? It seems like he might be waffling on his decision to bail which was pretty much a given yesterday. If he is going to stay in, I suggest he approach Nene Leakes as a potential running mate. They could run as the Pizza Party! Because you see, Nene is a restaurateur in the pizza business. Oh hush, and just watch the video. It’s funny.
BOMBSHELL TONIGHT! ( I always wanted to say that.) Word around Atlanta is that Herman Cain has ended his campaign for POTUS ! It wasn’t because he can’t find Libya on a labeled map, or because of all the sexual allegations, no it was because his Mistress of thirteen years has come forward to tell all about their relationship. Yesterday, Ginger White came forward to let us all know about her torrid affair with Cain. She provided phone records and other evidence of the affair. White stated that she and Cain spent lots of time snuggled up in fancy Atlanta hotels and that he made her boring life more exciting. Rumor has it White is flat broke and facing eviction so the timing of her story could not be any better for her finacially. I’m just saying. Looks like we won’t be getting ourselves that 9-9-9 plan after all. Why don’t politicians, or pizza men for that matter ,ever think that their skeletons will come out of the closet? Rather than denying the story, Lin Wood, Cain’s attorney issued a statement that said that a candidate’s sex life should not be discussed in the media.
What do you think of the news? Do you think Gloria knew? Will she divorce him? Do you care about the sex life of the person you will vote for for POTUS? Leave me a comment and PUHLEASE follow me on twitter @tamaratattles ! I am almost to 200 followers!