By: Urethra Franklin
WARNING: There are some light SPOILERS below and some of my dumb ass ideas too.
OH LAWD the Zombies are attacking the Academy because Fiona done messed with wrong WITCCHHH. Bible-Boy who is trapped outside and Nan is trying to help him. The others are barricaded upstairs wishing like hell that the #HeadWitchInCharge was there to kick some zombie rotten-ass, and a NEW POWER is manifested by one of the young witches against the zombies…. GASP, racist Delphine & Queenie grow closer.
Delphine comes face to face with her long dead daughters. Expect a flashback scene from 1832 to see that Madame LaLaurie’s daughters can’t bear much more of their terrifying mother, and they make the MISTAKE of saying so within earshot of her. Plus you will see how Madame LaLaurie used to celebrate Halloween. This #SADISTIC bitch had her own chamber of horrors in her dining room that she would make her Halloween ball guests go into. Get ready for some gore.
Fiona is devastated because of Cordelia’s acid attack, and Mama Witch is overcome with guilt for being a bad mother, and her guilt manifests in unnerving ways. Hank comes to see Cordelia, only to be faced with Fiona’s fury… and things will not be the same between him and Cordelia, who has been changed in more ways than one…..
I’ve replayed Hank’s adulterous killing scene last week digging for clues about his storyline. There were references to 007, James Bond, agents & spies, and what sounded like updated “Bond style” music was playing when he killed Kaylee with that shiny silencer gun. I am going out on a limb, but I think he might be involved with an undercover “witch hunting” group or working for another Coven. Hank made a point to say that he “found her” online… I have other dumb theories too, but this is the one I feel strongest about, and I have a feeling that he is somehow tied in with Cordelia’s attack…just sayin’. Continue reading
So I was live tweeting my comments on WWHL and everybody is asking what happened. Well here’s the tea. Wendy Williams was on with Andy by herself
and Andy’s mom was the bartender so Wendy was in heaven because she got to talk A LOT. Andy had just been on Wendy’s show this morning and Wendy blew the interview
. Andy played some word association game with her where he named a housewife and she said the first thing that came to mind. First was Tamra and she said “Who? Oh Orange County, I can’t tell them apart.” Yeah, me neither Wendy that is why it is so hard to watch them. Also something else comes on during that time, so whatever. But probably not smart for you to say. For Nene she said “lonely” which may be true but it’s mean and she has Nene on the intro of her show with like Madonna and some other strange choice as if she thinks she is fabulous. But wait, there is lots more tea.
For Caroline she said “deceptive.” and said there is more to that story. She also said that Caroline was mean for talking about Lauren’s weight. Which I agree with and now Lauren is tweeting that her mom is super supportive. Look, I like Caroline and I thought she should not have talked about Lauren’s weight on the show. There has to be a better storyline. Still isn’t bringing it up on WWHL doing the same thing?
Wendy was over the top Team Kim on the show. She loved everything about Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding
, she thinks Kroy is “one of the last good ones” she’s totally forgiven Kim for being a mistress. Since when do mistresses care about Wendy Williams approval? She thinks Kroy’s hair looks great whether gelled up in a fake mohawk like an 8 year old wears or flat like the kid from Leave it to Beaver
. Really, Wendy as into hair as you are, you are okay with that? I mean I like Kim and Kroy but in moderation and there is still plenty to mock. Wendy was WAY OVER THE TOP with the Kim love. It’s like she was mad at Nene about something. Plus she just announced on her show that Kim was fired from RHOA like two days ago
. Which was a lie. Someone called in a question about Nene’s new acting jobs and what Wendy thought and she said that Nene was fine “guest starring” ( which is a slam, Nene has a recurring role on two major network shows) and implied she was playing herself. Again, I agree, but I haven’t been kissing Nene ass on my network talk show for all these years. So for Wendy to make such comments straight to her boss’ face on TV is rude and ballsy. Plus Nene has been doing Wendy’s show since it started and people tune in for Nene. Wendy just mocked Nene on her show doing the hairpiece theater thing with Gabby Sidibe as well.
So Nene is tweeting about shady people and then she tweeted the word RICH as many times as she could and Lauren is defending her mother and the number of housewives willing to sit on the Wendy Williams couch just dropped by quite a few. Oh who am I kidding, they will still get in front of any camera that is on, but there are some housewives that likely agree with me that Wendy is an idiot, so YAY!