I’m back! Sort of. LONG day of travel yesterday which didn’t really end until the wee hours of this morning so I’m going to be sputtering along for a bit until I get settled back in to my ghetto life again. Meanwhile, Y’all are asking me about this story over at Straight From the A.  Pretty much everything you need to know is over there but I’ll break it down for you from my perspective.

It all started with an email sent to @ATLien from “Jensen Gayle”.  I googled and found nothing but some mug shots for some girl in Florida with a cocaine record and some chicks with that name in Utah. I admit I didn’t really try too hard. I get random emails from people want me to run blog something about the housewives now and then. Most of them I ignore. Had I received this one, I would have ignored it.  It reads to me like it is from the Pam chick that Gregg is supposedly cheating on Nene with.  Didn’t we just do this last week with someone claiming to be fucking Apollo?  What the hell is wrong with these people? Pam claims to be a publicist who is “covered in the blood of Jesus.”  I know from experience on twitter that all of y’all you run around talking about whose husband you are screwing always do so while telling us all you are most favored by God. So, Pam, God’s favorite little snowflake is all over twitter talking about how much she loves Brice, Nene’s 23 year old son. Pam, by the way claims to be 38, but looks mid-forties and acts 12 on twitter. And she is a mother tweeting about arguing with Nene on the phone in front of her children. God sure has weird favorites. Pam Gayle Jensen claims that Pam is spending Mother’s Day with Gregg and Brice rather than with her own children. And Father’s Day the same way. I bet her kids understood that they could not see their own mother on Mother’s Day because she had to spend that time with Nene’s man and family.

One more thing. Some people are saying Pam has a boyfriend who is a foot doctor from Macon and an online talk show host. I have no idea if that is true but they do tweet each other a lot. In his twitter profile he calls himself a socialite. A man calling himself a socialite is right up there with a black woman calling herself a southern belle. I know lots of y’all think socialite is a gender neutral word, but it is not. Nor is the term southern belle racially neutral. End of pet peeve rant.

Pam looks like a silly bitch. But so did all the other women who have pretended to sleep with the RHOA men. What is odd about this story is that Nene is throwing gasoline on the fire. It makes you wonder why she is breaking character on twitter to adamantly deny that Gregg is cheating on her. Isn’t she supposed to be pretending that she and Gregg have divorced and don’t have that sort of relationship anymore? This twitter spat is really going to reinforce what everyone knows. Nene and Gregg divorced so Gregg could claim bankruptcy. They remain as together as they ever were.  Brice has a picture of him and his mother as his avatar on twitter and his description begins by saying he is Nene’s son. It’s pretty clear he’s not looking for a new mommy as Pam seems to want us to believe. So why Pam, who tweets about God and Jesus and positivity in between trying to break up Nene’s family wants to look so foolish is beyond me.

Oh wait. Idiots make for great laughing stock on reality shows. Without Sheree for Nene to kick around on RHOA, Nene needs a new punching bag. Looks like we might see this Pam character on RHOA for a hot minute. I hope God is okay with what Pam will do to be on TV.  Of course He is. Pam is covered in the blood of the lamb and all that. She better hope the blood of the lamb is the only blood she finds herself covered in.