I know we don’t care about Kayne West. No one cares about Kayne West. Except for Kayne West. As if he could not be any more ridiculous on his own, he opted to procreate with a Kardashian. So why am I blogging about him? Well, I have seen a billion snippets against my will telling me that Kayne got his big fat feelers hurt by Jimmy Kimmel this week. Finally, I just had to see what awful travesty Kayne suffered at the hands of the evil Jimmy Kimmel. Continue reading
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Andy Cohen was on Wendy Williams this morning to promote the upcoming interview with Teresa and Joe Giudice. Andy said, “As you see it’s no holds barred we really went there, and it’s interesting to hear. They are at a very serious point right now. “ “They seem to be facing it with strength together.” Andy says It’s interesting to him that Teresa maintains such a strong exterior. He asks her when does she allow herself to be scared and if she allows herself that. And do they think they are going to beat the charges. Continue reading
I know I am very late to this party but I had a lot going on last week and am trying to get caught up. Please play along. So Jesse Eisenberg (you do to know who that dude is, he is the guy that plays Mark Zuckerberg in that Facebook movie) has been out on a major press tour for weeks promoting his new movie, Now You See Me, which I would kind of like to muster the motivation to go see. Anyway, on these tours they get asked the same dumb questions over and over and attempt to politely answer on the billionth time as if they still care. Continue reading
The two charming ladies above were in a place called Mango’s Tropical Café in Miami a few weeks ago, enjoying the lovely weather when they came across something interesting. It was an iPhone. So being the good Samaritans they are, they went through the phone attempting to locate the owner. The owner of the lost phone was someone named Malika Everette. Malika Everette works for True Entertainment. True Entertainment is the production company for the Real Housewives of Atlanta as well as Kim and Kandi’s spinoffs. Suddenly the two ladies Sonia (left) and Chloe (right) get one of those brilliant ideas that sounds really good when you are in Miami tossing back Mojitos during happy hour on an empty stomach… Continue reading
Well isn’t that delightful. It’s just like that time Miss Universe tried to rhyme on Celebrity Apprentice! He rhymed ‘her’ with ‘bad fur’ because… well moving on. Apparently, Rihanna was offended because she unfollowed Chris (how do people keep up with this) just after the song hit the Internet and then he unfollowed her (GASP!) and now they are mad at each other. This morning Chris posted the picture at left with the tweet, “Assumptions! I didn’t say any names so if u took offense [sic] to it then its something you feel guilty about.” Which basically says that Rihanna is calling herself a whore. Ouch salt on wound!
If Chris Brown and Rihanna can’t make it there is no hope for any of us. What a sad day. I’m sure there will still be the hospital IV tweets and the tweets with pictures of Rihanna mostly nekkid though so there is that. And I know y’all are gonna say I am just hating or I want to be Chris Brown or something but doesn’t he look awful?
Wendy Williams needs to hire some people with sense for her “hot topics.” Until she does that, she needs to stop getting on TV repeating things some high school intern for the show read on Media Fake Out. If she wasn’t so stupid, you’d think that maybe she gets a kickback for sending people over to Media Fake Out. But she is stupid so it’s not that. The picture above is Kim Zolciak sitting on the couch with Wendy Williams on her show on April 26th. That was less than two weeks ago. But as I reported here, Wendy doesn’t even listen to the answers her guests give. She is too busy talking over them and trying to think up her next question in her head. This happens all the time. So the actual person sits on her couch and says she is coming back, and then two weeks later she chooses to believe Media Fake Out over her guest.
As for the “two new housewives” rumor and the ” Kenya Moore” rumor that is an exclusive from my friend over at Straight From the A. Is it confirmed? No. Is Atlien usually right? Yes. I haven’t discussed it because my sources have been saying totally different things. I don’t have enough confidence in what I am hearing to post about it yet, and might not ever. For one thing, the person I am hearing the most about joining the show is a shady Marlo type character. She comes complete with a large neck tattoo and a questionable past. She is telling people she is going to be on the show, but it doesn’t hold up to my smell test. I haven’t heard anything about there being two new housewives other than from Atlien. Again, she has good sources. I just have no confirmation from people I know. If I get more information about anything, you know I will post it.
If I can confirm Kenya Moore as a housewife I will. Atlien has great sources, Kenya seems to “fit” the profile of the RHOA. The main problem I have with her is that she is not from Atlanta. I don’t mean that in the Kim Zolciak is Not From Atlanta way, I mean she doesn’t live here. She doesn’t have a place here. I suppose she can rent something during filming, but…I just don’t see it. Kenya is also VERY busy. She makes tons of charity appearances and is a model/actress with a decent amount of work. There have been rumors of who the new housewife will be all over Atlanta since back in early December when the AJC was reporting this white girl was replacing Nene. People love to start rumors that they are going to be on RHOA. It’s the new Atlanta past time. So we will just have to be patient. I am not personally aware of any filming going on yet. That doesn’t mean it’s not happening, it just means I don’t know about it.
When I know things, I tell you. So let’s just all give it a week or two and all will be revealed.
Remember those um, crusty leather pants that Kim K did her walk of shame in the morning after doing the do with Kayne? Apparently, she wore them on the plane to the White House Correspondents Dinner this weekend AND wore them out to dinner with Kayne as well. She really seems to like those pants. Kim isn’t the only one who has problems keeping her black leather pants on these days. WTF?
UPDATE 1/8/2012: TMZ is reporting that Paul Watson, has resigned from the Sea Shepherd Conservation Society due to numerous lawsuits against him. The lastest one being reported by TMZ alleges that Watson destroyed and sank on of the major ships on the show and blamed the Japanese in order to gain sympathy and financial donations for the society.
In the interest of full disclosure, let me start by saying I was raised in Tripoli, Libya. That’s relevant because the episode of Whale Wars I saw was filmed in Libyan waters. That right there got me mad. But let me back up and explain this damn show. There is this Canookian Canadian dude name Paul Watson. He’s a terrorist. He has this big black ship that he fills up with misguided people who want to save the whales, or in the case of this episode, the bluefin tuna. Now there is nothing wrong with saving the whales, or the bluefin tuna either if that is what your mission in life is. However, rather than getting the rights to a sad Sarah McLachlan ballad and running ads on TV bring awareness to the “problem” Watson decided to fill up a black ship with a bunch of people wearing black clothes, and fly a black flag with a skull and a hook and a pitchfork on it and sail around to a bunch of places and terrorize fishermen.