Category Archives: Dumbasses

Teen Mom Jenelle Evans Arrested (Again) For Assault

This is Janelle's mugshot from May of this year for an assault charge on Nathan.

This is Janelle’s mugshot from May of this year for an assault charge on Nathan. It’s one of her better mugshots.

I don’t generally post about Teen Mom. Reality Tea is my go to source for all things Teen Mom when I have the chance. I’ve been either too busy or too apathetic to stay caught up on these chicks lately so I didn’t even know that the engagement we was between Janelle and that Nathan dude (what is that engagement number six? seven? where does she find so many stupid guys?) had ended.  I also get some of the girls names confused when I read about them at RT so basically, my Teen Mom knowledge is foggy at best. But I do watch the show when I can. It’s one of those things I DVR and leave on in the background while I post about other things so it never gets my full attention.

Anyway, TMZ is reporting that the engagement is apparently off and Nathan has moved on, because clearly he is not very selective, and he and his new bae went to the house to pick up his belongings. Of course this cause Jenelle to lose her damn mind and pelt the newest victim of Nathan in the head with a glass.  As if she needed more problems. So the cops were called and Jenelle is in jail for assault. It this nine? ten? twelve? mugshots since came to know who she was? Continue reading

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Catfish Recap: Sydney & Ayissha

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Remember Cabbage Patch Kids? Those dolls in the 80s that were so ugly they were cute? Catfish has become sort of like that in the sense that this show is so ridiculously stupid it’s  funny.  Even if this stuff is all made up, I can’t for the life of me figure out how people would agree to look this dumb. I’ve actually had more than one person from these show ask me to remove some of their identifying features. So clearly, they are not thinking things through.

Okay, at least this time we are starting with two lesbians.  So perhaps this time, the catfish will be a guy pretending to be a girl for a change.  The chick getting catfished is really attractive and seems way too smart for this. Sydney eventually admitted her name is Whitney. She also had a twin brother who would say mean things for her. She missed midterms to go be with her for a surgery but she never found her. Max and Nev seem very concerned about this particular Catfish. They must be editing this way down because other than a few times when the catfish seemed to know where she was (stalking her?) I don’t see her as more dangerous than most of these morons.

The boys contact a couple of guys who talk to her on facebook and three of them get back to her and say they don’t know who she is.  It looks like all the facebook accounts are all Whitney. She contacts Ayissha and wants to know why the Catfish guys are “contacting her real friends.” Continue reading

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Why Is Nene At A Police Station?

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I’m changing the Law wit the Po Po #Byewig #Girlbye

Um… I usually just laugh and laugh about the preponderance of Nenetards with her T-shirts on in between her trying to make “wayment” a word and the refusal to put an ‘h’ at the end of the word with.

But is this crossing the line? I’m feeling some kinda way about this. And these police officers… Thoughts? Continue reading

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Teresa Giuidice Continues to Refuse to Accept Responsibility For Her Actions, Sues Bankruptcy Lawyer

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There is a very interesting article published by People magazine tonight that I simply have to purple pen. I knew that there was a time when Teresa Giudice was blaming her lawyers, ALL of her lawyers, shortly after her conviction on WWHL. You can read the recaps of those interviews here. Be sure to read both parts of the two part fiasco. I never in a million years thought she would actually sue them from behind bars!  Isn’t she bankrupt? How is she affording a malpractice attorney?  I must say that the one she hired doesn’t seem to be a legal mastermind. Then again, check out the other attorney she is using these days, he is also her publicist. It’s astonishing.

According to People, “In a statement to PEOPLE, her malpractice lawyer, Carlos Cuevas, says that her former bankruptcy attorney James Kridel’s “legal malpractice is the reason why she is incarcerated.”

Um, seriously? I want to see the guy say that with a straight face in a sit down interview with the media. Please make this happen.

On July 28, Cuevas filed a 53-page complaint in Morris County, New Jersey, Superior Court, alleging three causes of action against Kridel: legal malpractice, breach of contract and breach of fiduciary duty.

He filed the lawsuit on Giudice’s behalf “to vindicate [her] legal rights, her good name and reputation,” he says in the complaint. Giudice is seeking to recover an unspecified amount of money from Kridel “because she has suffered significant monetary damages because of Defendant Kridel’s negligence,” Cuevas says in the complaint. But, he continues, any damages she recovers from Kridel “cannot restore her freedom, her good name, her lost professional opportunities, or her agonizing, extended absence from her husband and children’s daily lives.”

Her good name and reputation? Um, okay. That’s going to be a hard thing to prove. Kridel’s negligence? Again, how is this the bankruptcy lawyer’s fault? Continue reading

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WWHL With Meghan Edmonds

WWHL with Meghan Edmonds

Okay, I saw that Meghan was dying her hair pink, but…really? WTF? Is she trying to relive her high school years? And I don’t have any idea who the other guest is, but she is first chair? ROFLMAO.  I totally forgot this was happening tonight and I spent three hours watching The Bachelorette and drinking so, be prepared for a really fucked up recap. You know, as if the others are normal…

Andy’s intro is about Wham, Bam, Thank You Man and both guests are married to baseball girls.  Andy is already making fun of Meghan’s pink hair. The bartender is from Quiet Riot and friends with the Dubrows.

Andy then mentions that Leann has died, less than a week ago. And yet the little gold digger is still there.

Next a cunt montage ending with the “classy as fuck” comment.

Meghan plays a word association game about the other housewives:

Vicki: Manipulative (probably the longest word she knows!)
Tamra: Loyal (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA sorry. Excuse me)
Shannon: Kind hearted (WTF? Please tell me Shannon does not make up with this trashbox)
Heather: Ummmm Motherly? ( that is shade according to Meghan. Interesting)
Andy stops the game. Interesting. Continue reading

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Univision and NBC Cause International Disaster!

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So every presidential election for the last decade or so, Donald Trump pretends like he is considering running for the presidency. I never really believe he is serious, because, he’s kind of busy running eleventy billion businesses and hosting Celebrity Apprentice. One of his other entertainment enterprises is the Miss USA and Miss Universe Franchise.  Some reports indicate that this enterprise is jointly owned by Trump and NBC. I don’t think that exactly accurate. I believe Trump owns Miss Universe and partnered with NBC for the TV shows.

Which brings us to this year when Trump is actually honest to God running for president.  This meant that Celebrity Apprentice would be on hold until he dropped out.  I can live with that.  But then, Trump said about illegal immigrants ” they’re bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people.”  Well, this caused the Hispanic population’s head to explode.  God forbid we mention that the illegal immigrants are committing crimes simply by entering the country illegally, draining our public school systems, burdening our jails, and committing violent crimes.  If you live in the south, anywhere, this is no secret. Apparently, it is not nice to mention that criminals commit crimes. Sure Trump’s delivery sucks, but nothing will win the votes of Texans and Arizona voters like promising to seal the southern border with a big ole wall.

So then Univison who airs the upcoming Miss Universe Pageant in Spanish says they are not going to air it anymore because Trump is a big ole windbag who hates Mexicans.  So now all the people who work on the Spanish version of the show are out of a job, and all the countries with Spanish-speaking representatives in the pageant can’t watch and Univision (and Trump) lose money. Who cares the least about this? Trump. Continue reading

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WWHL Guest Lists for Next Week Look Decent

God I love this job! So much fun!

God I love this job! So much fun!

Andy Cohen has wasted no time in getting a one on one with Bethenny Frankel for WWHL. It’s already been filmed and will air on Sunday. I’m sure you can barely contain your excitement.

Monday’s show really ups the creep factor with two of the biggest walking STDs in Beverly Hills. Allegedly. Kyle is right back on the media tour. She really must have something to prove.

Click through for the whole list. Continue reading

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Farrah Abraham Buys A New Lip

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Um, does she not know who Lisa Rinna is? Lisa has been the walking billboard against this procedure for years. I don’t usually pay any attention to Farrah, but this you just have to see.  Farrah shared these on Twitter today.

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Porsha William’s Cousin (???) on Wheel Of Fortune

I can only assume he’s related to Porsha Williams on some branch of the family tree. Anyway. This happened on Wheel of Fortune tonight, and the pride of Indiana still somehow managed to win. Welcome to the great collegiate minds of our future folks. These people were hand selected for their intellect.

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Somebody Needs to Tell Apollo Nida to Get Off of Twitter

Phaedra Parks Accused All Sorts of Nonsense by Very Troubled Woman

Twitter is a beautiful thing. Despite all people whose sole purpose in life seems to be tweeting celebrities, bloggers, and frenemies how much they hate them, it a great source of information on current events. During times of civil unrest, a quick twitter search can hook you up with a man or woman on the street, witnessing the whole thing and tweeting the event live. You can keep up with things in real time, at any time.

I’m the queen of oversharing and drunk tweeting on twitter. I get it. You can tweet about anything and get an immediate response. Since I work for myself, I’m not particularly worried about my oversharing on twitter. There is really nothing bad that can happen to me from my constant blabbering on Twitter. But there are some people who should probably keep their mouths shut on Twitter.  Included on that list, and probably right at the top of the list, are people who are facing federal fraud charges.

While Phaedra has gone silent on social media other than to publicize her ridiculously stupid etiquette book. But Apollo has been tweeting merrily away throughout this entire ordeal. Let’s see what he said today.  First, he was asked if he and Phaedra were separated and his response was, “NEVER!”  Never say never dear.  Unless the federal prison system has gone to co-ed cells, separation is coming soon. Continue reading

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Porsha Stewart, I Mean Porsha Williams, Moves Back in With Mommy

Porsha+Williams+Porsha+Williams+Chats+Bethenny+kAiEiAOTDnWlWell we all saw this one coming.  Porsha Stewart, ummm Porsha Williams has moved back in with her mother, according to a story on TMZ.  We all know that Porsha could not afford and did not need that huge house out in St. Marlo Country Club.  The whole situation was Shady by Bravo from the start. Why would Porsha move into Nene’s neighborhood, who she was friendly with and not tell her? The whole “surprise” ploy never floated well with me. I firmly believe that Bravo rented that house so she could have an “I can’t manage my finances” storyline.  Which also doesn’t make sense because she can’t manage her own finances so all Bravo would have had to do roll some film as she imploded.

Bethenny  Frankel, who has a direct line to Andy Cohen,  already seemed to know that Porsha was tossed out of the big house regardless of the specific circumstances when Porsha appeared on her show last week talking about how God is so good to her to provide such a huge house.  Bethenny literally scoffed at her.  So however it happened, Porsha did what we all thought she should have done in the first place and found a condo in Atlanta. Apparently, the condo she chose was outrageously expensive and part of a Home Owners Association.  She can’t possibly have been in the condo for more than three months before the HOA filed a claim for approximately $18,000. Continue reading

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Brandi Glanville Has Officially Lapped Leann Rimes on the Crazy Track!

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Remember just a year ago when we all felt sorry for Brandi Glanville having to deal with the crazy loon that is Leann Rimes?  I know Leann is still crazy, but this Christmas, Brandi managed to lap her on the crazy track. Luann has calmed down with the inappropriate pictures of Brandi’s kids on her twitter timeline. This year she only mentioned that they were there opening toys. She tweeted happy pictures of her singing on stage somewhere with Eddie.

Meanwhile, Brandi was losing her ever-loving mind on twitter having her parents and her grandmother spend their holidays learning how to give the bird to “haters.”  Then on December 26th she posted a blog on Bravo that was simply three paragraphs of vitriol. Profanity makes up a whopping  20% of her New Year’s message.

So congrats, Leann. You win Christmas this year. Continue reading

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