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Don’t Be Tardy, Manzoed With Children & Below Deck All Return Next Month

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NEW YORK – July 20, 2015 – Two of Bravo Media’s favorite OG Housewives from Atlanta and New Jersey return as “Don’t Be Tardy…” season four premiers on Sunday, August 16th at 10p.m. ET/PT and the second season of “Manzo’d with Children” immediately follows at 10:30p.m. ET/PT. From high school graduations to wedding bells, both Kim Zolciak-Biermann and Caroline Manzo must learn to let go and let live as their children embark on the next chapter of their lives.

I love both of these shows and having them back to back at 10 pm solves so many of my issues regarding being able to keep up with 30 minute shows. I hate 30 minute shows, but having them back to back doesn’t fuck with my viewing time like one 30 minute show does. Finally, Bravo gets it right and solves the viewing problems I have with half hour shows. I still think they should both be an hour long.

This season on Don’t Be Tardy… :

Kim’s life continues to speed up as she juggles six kids, three new dogs and a possible move from Atlanta for Kroy’s football career.

THREE NEW DOGS? WTF? Though I keep thinking about getting Banjo a girlfriend.

This season is all about growing up as Kim and Kroy’s eldest daughter Brielle graduates from high school and begins to plan life outside of the nest, while Ariana continues amaze her parents with her work ethic, but also terrify them with her boy-crazy behavior. Always the matchmaker, Kim continues to help her friends with their love lives, from the family Chef, Tracey, to her confidant and stylist, Shun, she is determined to find their soulmates.

Kim’s matchmaking skills are on par with Patti Stanger, who we thankfully no longer have to watch as her show has been axed from Bravo. But Kim’s matchmaking attempts are always HEEEEELARIOUS. So, I’m excited. And it’s always great to see Shun.

As Brielle’s relationship with her boyfriend, Slade, gets more serious, Kim and Kroy want to get to know the potential “in-laws” better and bring the two families together for some fun in the sun. With family trips to Destin, Florida, Los Angeles and Kim’s hometown of Windsor Locks, Connecticut, this Biermann bonanza is chalk-full of hilarity and hijinks, so hold on to your wigs for a wild ride.

OMG Three trips? I can hardly contain my excitement. Continue reading

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SPOTTED! Kim Biermann Filming Don’t Be Tardy! She’s Unrecognizable!

Bella Luna Café At Scottsdale Farma

Bella Luna Café At Scottsdale Farma

One of Tamara Tattles’ Atlanta spies spotted Kim Bierman filming for Don’t Be Tardy on Friday! Check out all the awesome details!

Hello Tamara,

Long time lurker on your website.  Last Friday @ 4:30pm I wandered into Scottsdale Farms in Milton GA, and caught Bravo filming scenes for upcoming season of Don’t be Tardy.  I had no idea that series was still a thing.
The place was pretty much dead on a Friday afternoon, so i was surprised to come in through the cafe side entrance to see these HUGE cameras and a boom sound tech hovered around the cafe counter.  I took my kids the long way around to the front cashiers as to not interrupt.  I assumed they were filming a promo video for the business, as I could not see the people the cameras were focused on.
As I was checking out, I asked the cashier what was going on and she said Bravo was filming some show called “Don’t be Tardy” like she had no idea.  The cashier was about 18.  I tried to stifle my excitement.  My kids were like, what the Hell is wrong with you?  Then, Kim walked by.  Lordy, Lordy.

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Don’t Be Tardy… Recap: Rough and Tumble Boys

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We begin with the whole family playing outside. Both Kash and KJ fall out of their kid mobiles and Brielle is complaining that she has to drive a Honda to school. Oh the cars I got to drive if I was lucky back in the day. A 20 year old Plymouth Duster with a leather roof and surprisingly low mileage because it was stored during all the years we were in Libya, and station wagon that was so huge and had such poor alignment I was more terrified of the car itself than the transvestite prostitution streetwalking in downtown Atlanta  when I got lost trying to find a church were this guy I wanted to do bad things with was supposed to be. Then I got a brand new Honda and it was a big hit with the HS crowd. I also totaled it rather quickly and got another. But anyway, Brielle has had four accidents and so she is being punished with a Honda Accord.

Sweetie is trying to teach Kim to eat something healthy but she is not having it. Kroy is on Sweetie’s side and mentions that she needs to cut out the sugar. Kim wants to get a chef and a nanny for the twins (in addition to the ones for Kash and KJ.)  And a housekeeper.  Kim tells Kroy he needs to focus on rehab and “fucking being a beast this year!”  KJ who looks exactly like Kroy says, “Fucking Beast!”  It was funny. Let the hating begin. Continue reading

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Don’t Be Tardy Is Back! Afterbirth: It’s What’s For Dinner!

It's the twins!

It’s the twins!

I really hate half hour shows, they fuck up the schedule for everything. So I am just now getting to the Don’t Be Tardy Season premiere.  We finally get to see Kim and Kroy living in their new house and it is beautiful. It’s time for Kim to head to the hospital and spit out two more babies. That’s a total of 6 with four in diapers and two teenagers. Who does that to themselves voluntarily?

Sweetie is back!!!

The house is decked out to the nines. It’s 17,000 square feet, seven bedroom and ELEVEN BATHROOMS. Who the hell wants eleven bathrooms? There are fifty some odd security cameras in the house. This place is balling!

Kory’s ankle injury is doubly  problematic because he’s basically another human who needs waiting on in that house. Kim gained 50 pounds with her twin pregnancy. Baby B is breech. It really doesn’t matter because I think Kim was going to do a C-section anyway.  Well, I am wrong. Kim has never had a C-section. Kroy says the babies are smaller than the other ones and they didn’t get stuck. It seems like the doctor didn’t make clear the real threat which is that the cord could get wrapped about baby b’s neck and strangle him to death. Kroy says God did not intend for babies to come out of belly buttons. They opt to try delivery the regular way. Continue reading

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Bravo Announces Two New Scripted Shows and Several New Unscripted Shows for 2014

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Bravo announced a full slate of new scripted and “unscripted” shows for 2014 today.  Although some of the “unscripted” shows sound like repackaged versions of other shows where a bunch of women “attempt to balance their personal and professional lives, ” others sound new and exciting. There is a dating show that films and airs in the same week, a fantastic sounding travel show, and a show set in London!  The two scripted shows both seem to have potential, however, is it me or do they just introduce these scripted series and we never see them air?

Click through for the entire list of new and returning shows.  Let me know if you Phaedra Parks name in there anywhere…:) Also absent? Real Housewives of Miami. Continue reading

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Don’t Be Tardy Recap

RHOAkimshittodoTime for a new Don’t Be Tardy…I wish they would do the new episode at 9 instead of 9:30. Kim had great ratings for the premiere, about 1.2 million viewers. I am in love with Shun, Kim’s stylist. Kim wants to recreate her wedding in five days and Shun smiles knowing this is batshit crazy. Kim wants to be on Dancing with the Stars yet can’t dance even a little bit around when Shun tries to teach her a basic step together step thing. Kim and Shun are adorable together. Continue reading

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Review of Premiere of Don’t Be Tardy

RHOAKimDon'tBeTardyTonight is the night you have all been waiting for! Especially you, Not a Kim Z Fan! It’s the premier of Don’t Be Tardy! My screener only has the first episode so I will be tuned in tonight to see the second one and probably write another post with a recap. I promise not to spoil you too much so you can enjoy the show tonight!

Here we go with episode one of Don’t Be Tardy!  This is a very rough cut so I imagine there will be some changes in what you guys see tonight. I am assuming this will be the opening with Kim in the “Falcon’s Jersey” that is nothing more than some red body paint. The theme of the opening seems to be, to borrow a phrase from Phaedra’s show, “Rich People Problems.”  The intro begins with, “My mother ruined my wedding, my friends have turned on me and me dream house turned out to be a nightmare…” The wedding eviction, her walkout from RHOA and the rental house move are shown in the opening during the voiceover. Poor Kimberleigh. Poor, poor Kimberleigh. Bless her heart. Continue reading

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TAMARA TATTLES (Not Exactly) EXCLUSIVE: All The Tea on Kim Zolciak’s New Dream House

Kim Zolciak New House

This is a Tamara Tattles Exclusive. Please do not steal my entire work. Excerpts with proper links are welcome.

Please note: I was unaware that TVFishBowl had uncovered the location of Kim’s home three weeks ago. Had I known, I could have saved myself a lot of time on this post. Please check out their story here.

Remember that tea I told you I received last Sunday night just before the Sunday night blogging push? Well I can tell you today that the tea is about Kim Zolciak’s new house. The Biermanns are moving to The Manor Golf and Country Club in Alpharetta. It’s a really nice gated country club community with an 18 hole Champion golf course, a driving range, a Jr Olympic competition pool, and indoor heated pool, tennis courts, full gym and a lake. It’s really nice. Click through for more details! Continue reading

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Kim Zolciak: A Brief Refresher

TMZ runs an “exclusive” unsourced story about Kim Zolciak saying such shocking intimate filming secrets like “we heard she was pregnant while filming” and “she is getting her own spin-off ” and the crowd goes wild. Really?  Newsflash: Kim is not “getting her own spin-off”. Kim has a spin-off which already aired one season and has finished shooting season two. I feel like I am telling y’all the world is round and the sky is blue, but apparently you need to hear it. Remember when we watched Tardy for the Wedding together? Nod your heads if you remember. Good. Remember how the ratings were good and then she started filming season two at the same time season five of RHOA was filming? Yes? Continue reading

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EXCLUSIVE: Karen Zolciak Sues Daughter Kim Zolciak Biermann for Visitation Rights

Attn: Bloggers/Media This post is a Tamara Tattles EXCLUSIVE which is independently sourced. Please do not copy my work in its entirety. You may include excerpts with a link and proper attribution. Thanks!

I’ve got some Breaking News from the ATL regarding Kim Zolciak, ya’ll. As you may recall, Kim’s show Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding gave us a peek into Kim’s relationship with her mother, Karen Zolciak. Karen seemed to have her feelings hurt when she was left out of the wedding planning process and was ultimately ejected from the wedding as seen on the finale.  I had hoped that the rift between the two was amplified for the show, but that unfortunately does not seem to be the case.

I now have an update on what has occurred since the Wedding… Click through for the tea.

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What’s Wrong With This Picture? The Biermanns

I’ll start. As much as they love keeping that baby in a hat, even indoors, why the hell does he not have a sunhat on? 

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Quick Thoughts on Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding Finale

That was probably the best made for TV wedding ceremony I’ve ever seen. I may have cried a bit. Mostly because of Kroy. You could tell how sincere he was. Colin Cowie did a magnificent job, and got a whole lot of airtime and  mentions. It was truly beautiful. It seems odd that he was the MC for the reception. Is that normal? Anyway, I really hope that things work out for this family. 

The reception was priceless. Even though we knew Kim’s mom was getting tossed it was still priceless. (OMG, Kathy is on while I am blogging and she says Kim’s mom has “meth arms.” OMG. I can’t. Kathy is killing her routine about the wedding.) Anyway, where was I? The most important thing is that Kim’s mom has GOT to be on the sequel. And her Dad, OMG. Drunk before the father-daughter dance and dancing with all the ladies? Making borderline racist comments about the multicultural guests? This is TV gold. Loved it!

I do have some questions for y’all. Am I the only one who was surprised she wore same dress for first dance?  Bridezilla’s with two dresses usually have one for the ceremony and one for the reception. I guess when you have to have three you spend your wedding in hair and makeup.  Kandi missed the ceremony? Anyone else think that was on purpose? Rhinestone press on tattoos? Have you ever seen anything tackier? All that money and she still manages to get some “white trash” in there.  Why was Kandi so bug-eyed when she was singing? Am I the only one who thought it looked like she had a thyroid problem or at the very least a case of the Ramona eyes?  Perez Hilton’s jacket was perhaps the most ungodly thing I’ve ever seen a man wear.  Did you see Patti Stanger “dancing”? OMG!

Okay, let me have it. What did you think?

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