There is a familiar pattern with abusive men. It’s why so many women stay in bad relationships. After the bad times come the flowers and the gifts and the extravagant public professions of undying love, and the apologies. Chad Johnson hasn’t really done much, if any, apologizing but he sure is staging a lot of dramatic public appeals. If I were Chad, I think I would have tried the t-shirt before the gigantic leg tattoo. As a general rule it’s dumb first, then dumber, Chad. The t-shirt idea isn’t a bad one really. If you have the paparazzi around you all the time, a sequence of repentant sayings on t-shirts is an avenue most men don’t have to get their plea across to someone who is ignoring them. I think a few more might be amusing, at least to me. How about “Sorry I’m a wife beater.” Or “Oops I am a huge douchebag, my bad.”
What do y’all think his next t-shirt should say?