I am so far behind in getting started on Real Housewives of Orange County tonight. Someone is trying to make my brain explode and it is TOTALLY WORKING. I have a long night of work to do and I shall do it spitting nails up to the part where I finally get drunk during the Shannon and David fiasco on WWHL tonight. Please save your comments on that until I get the post up. Let’s see what happens now. I hate everyone at the moment.
I hate the sight of Briana’s stupid face. How is Ryan there. What does he do in the military exactly? I’m going to need Meghan to investigate if he is actually in the military and if they actually have no friends in Oklahoma and while she is at it run a background check on the dude and call all of his exes to find out if he beat any of them. Briana and Ryan mock Vicki’s house saying that the house smells and feels bad now that Brooks lives there. HERE WE GO. Briana is huge. And I hate her. I can’t with her right now. Vicki takes her abysmal woman-child she created and her asshole of a huband and their spawn to a petting zoo. Michael, her normal son is there too.
Despite Vicki flying to godforsaken Oklafuckinghoma 14 times in 12 months, allegedly. Briana says that Vicki chooses Brooks over her because she doesn’t want to be alone. Briana is seriously the only married adult woman who I have ever heard say ,”WHY DOES MY MOMMY CHOOSE HER BOYFRIEND OVER ME?” The fuck? Did you not choose your husband over your mommy when you moved to OKLAFUCKINGHOMA with your husband? Is your mother not allowed to get laid by someone who clearly actually does have a golden dool ? There has to be some reason she stays with him when everyone in her life gives her shit for it on the daily. Meanwhile the whole crew is riding a train on a very short circular track. Vicki wants off because she is getting a “circle jerk.” Briana, who is an expert on circle jerks apparently, explains to her mother what that is. Continue reading
Vicki Gunvalson headed off to Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara with two other ladies right after filming the reunion for a couple of days to destress and detox. Of course nothing says taking your mind off the reunion like doing a long periscope about the reunion from the spa where you are decompressing. Oh, and advertising for your newest venture, Club Detox.
For those who are unaware, Periscope is an app owned by Twitter that allows people to do a live feed on the Internet of whatever they may be doing at the time, and people can send them questions to answer. Apparently, it is fascinating. I wouldn’t know. I don’t even use the stupid cell phone I got. It is just to protect me from bears when I am hiking. I do not really go hiking, but if I do, I have a phone I can call 911 on. Maybe. If I can figure out how to get to the phone dialing page. People seem to get very angry with me for not having a phone. Or they assume I can’t afford a phone and want to take up a collection. The fact of the matter is, anything I want to do online, I do on my laptop. If I need to call someone, I can use a thing called a phone. It’s for calling people. You can also use your laptop to view periscopes but not if Internet Explorer is your browser. This doesn’t stop people from repeatedly sending me links to so and so’s periscope instead of just giving me the pertinent details in full, comprehensible sentences. I’ve received a lot of emails about Vicki’s periscope yesterday, and two of them even actually told me what she said. So I’m going to go over the major points of what I’ve learned. Continue reading
You know what would be great? Yet another story about Brooks and his cancer! Well not really. But this from an interview with US magazine so I feel like we should take a look at what he is saying.
Brooks talks about the motivations for the bitches on the show doubting his illness. “It creates drama and relevance for them to be able to challenge somebody else’s illness. I simply wanted to share with people that you can survive a relationship in the public eye and be there to nurture each other — Vicki through the loss of her mom, me battling cancer for a third time — and it turned into a circus.”
I don’t really see how any relationship could withstand all of that.
It seems that Brooks has sent Meghan a cease and desist that she mocked online. “Meghan has scoffed that ‘Oh my God, Brooks is threatening to sue me.’ But what people don’t know is I have sent her a formal letter from my attorney…demanding certain things, and I do have significant grounds if she doesn’t change her ways and she’s got an opportunity to do that. [This is] defamation. I’m hitting back. She has a chance to make it right and we’ll see if she does or not.”
Don’t hold your breath, Brooks. Although, she hasn’t defamed you on Twitter since the reunion. Continue reading
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. After the whole attack on Brooks all season, the second least favorite thing I want to see is a whole episode of WWHL devoted to Shannon zipping David’s balls (and penis) into her tiny little evening bag.
I’m predicting that Brooks breaking up with Vicki after the season ended was because he was over the bitches but Andy allegedly told Vicki she had to film with Brooks to return. So he said, if you have to film with me I’m staying at your place during filming but that it. Brooks who is not paid by Bravo unless Vicki shares her cut, was likely uncooperative with production, as in he has cancer to deal with and can’t be bothered and only did it for Vicki. Then after filming was over Brooks dumped Vicki at her function in Miami because he has shit to deal with. Maybe his cancer was in remission before the season aired and he wanted to drink. Maybe it wasn’t and he wanted to drink. He is not a Bravo employee. This is Brooks third round with cancer. Maybe it happened in the off season and that is why Bravo forced Vicki and Brooks to be on this season to make it look like it happened during filming season. But he has cancer and he doesn’t need this shit.
Sorry, off on a tangent. I just feel like Andy wanted Brooks and Vicki and he got Shannon and David instead. Brooks is always saying he is over the #editedfortvversionofevents and that is what I am beginning to think. What if he was in remission during filming and they made him reenact shit so Vicki could get paid? I dunno I’m just saying.
But wait there’s more video ….
Since the other photo was from last year’s RHOOC Reunion, Here is what Tamra wore en route to reunion this year. #FixItJesus
First of all, where is Meghan in this photo? She flew back from Vietnam and Cambodia and says she fainted on the flight home. But, she did tweet an hour ago that the was ready headed to the reunion. Shouldn’t she already be there in hair and makeup? God I hope she is late, that really pisses Andy off, and I really want him to be pissy with her. But he won’t because he is love where her husband whose sexual orientation has often been discussed.
I have started at least three posts this week about the Brooks and Vicki drama and just deleted them. One particular website that sorta rhymes with “My Gaydar Works Fine” has been pumping out a string of completely made up stories that Vicki and Tamra have been calling them out on all week. While I appreciate the confirmation that the site’s information is fabricated, I wish they would not keep giving that site free publicity.
In the meantime, Vicki’s Instagram and Twitter line are full of hateful comments, not just about the Brooks situation but about her looks, and her parenting skills and just about everything you can imagine. Brooks’ social media accounts are even worse calling him every thing in the book about things not related to cancer or the show. Just so much vile behavior. I was thinking today when I was writing the story about Andy Cohen and Tori Spelling that this nastiness on social media and websites is very emotionally draining to read and write about all day long. I really try to keep the comments here a very toned down version of all the crap that is posted everywhere. I wish we could attack BEHAVIOR rather than people or their looks. I am often accused of not posting differing opinions, and that is true. I do not want to propagate “opinions” where people want to accuse people of faking illness. I do not understand why that is even a thing. He’s a newsflash, I delete a lot of comments about Meghan that I think take it too far. There are people who want to make comments with threats against, Meghan, or Vicki, or Brooks or Shannon that are just not going to be posted here. Continue reading
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Okay so around 2 pm today Tamaratattles.com went dead for about an hour. It was horrifying. This is something that never happens when you stay in the shallow end of the pool. That was tens of thousands of views that never happened and I already need to get my numbers up to keep my head above water in the deep end of the pool so be sure to check out some other posts.
That said, I am so over the Brooks bashing storyline. BTW he finally commented on the drama here. I’d love to just move on to Ladies of London but here we go.
Shannon and David go on a date. Shannon can’t eat anything good anymore. Shannon is trying to justify dumping Vicki. Or Vicki is dumping Shannon, I don’t know.
Tamra still thinks that if she gets baptized it should be an event. I was baptized in the Mediterranean Sea. My church members were there. It was not a party. Then again, I was like seven and I mostly did it because my friend Marvellla wanted me to. I loved Marvella and her mother used to let me sleep over and would let me go to Brownies without wearing a slip under my uniform. She claimed that slips were archaic. My mother was at least 10 years older than Marvellas mom. I think Marvella has a big time jewelry line now. Though I am not 100% sure that is my Marvella.
Anyway, her pastor says it will be “really cool” if she gets baptized. Tamra admits she is not smart enough to read the Bible. Specifically “thou shalt not” confuses her. Kidding not. Now she is confused that her son is a fuck up.
Tamra is helping her grown man move into the house. Apparently they are both unemployed. And on the verge of divorce. Who saw that coming? Again, fast forwarding.
Vicki and Brooks go to see …. a doctor? A Club Detox person? I don’t know who he is? This guy is a Club Detox person. The dude who doesn’t seem to be a doctor has his medical records which are shown. It’s some whackadoodle therapy. I’m all for trying anything when you have a fatal illness, and I’ve supported Brooks all along, but this guy and that paperwork is not impressing me.
Vicki and Brooks brings Tamra over to show her his latest PET Scan. This shows that Brooks has three tumors in his abdomen. Wait, what? Is this not a blood disease? IDGI. Vicki shows the dumbest person in the world his results. Tamra is confused and so am I. I still would not tell people my friend’s husband didn’t have cancer if he said he did. Continue reading
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