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Flipping Out Recap: Hostile Work Environments

Flipping out I just watched last week’s episode where Jenni came back to work. Thank God she did because they can’t have this show without her. I imagine they just shut down production for a couple weeks to wait on her return. Her “Head of Human Resources” schtick this season is hysterical. I love her deadpan talking heads where she solemnly discusses the infractions she must handle as head of human resources.  Megan Weaver and her giant beaver are not doing a damn thing for me. Even Jeff seems over her hungover ass. Wait, did Jeff fire her at the end of the last episode? I kinda tuned out a bit and was making a salad. I have forty-seven million shows to watch between now and Saturday when I change providers and get an DVR! Bye Bye to my huge collection of No Reservations episodes! I will miss you the mostest!

Jeff is back on the landscape project with that bitch Lisa and her poor husband. Blech. Neither one of these people can make simple decisions when presented with choices.

Zoila is learning to twerk. The head of human resources is not amused. Fuck. Megan is there. Why? Jeff loves mocking Jenni about her clothes and telling her she should stick to maternity wear a while longer. Jenni looks great by the way. Continue reading

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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: Reach High

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I can hardly wait to watch this episode of Million Dollar Listing New York because I am so worried about Ryan ruining Luis’s big fancypants open house.  Last week, Ryan was just arriving to the event. Ryan immediately starts trying to steal Luis’s client and then starts clowning on Luis. Luis remains calm and has Ryan escorted out of the party.  The open house is a huge success and Luis is so happy with himself!

Fredrik gets a potential luxury apartment building with $180 million dollars of apartments. Construction has barely begun and the builder wants to start taking presales. Considering the smallest apartments will be listed at $10 million it will be difficult to get a buyer to purchase without seeing the finished product. Basically, Fredrik has a dollhouse replica of the building built as a selling tool. Fredrik has invited 165 brokers to the builder’s house to see the dollhouse model. Amazingly, Fredrik was able to sell nearly all the apartments in two weeks! Continue reading

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Bravo Announces New Scripted Show “All The Pretty Faces”

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NEW YORK – April 23, 2014 – After Bravo Media recently unveiled a diversified slate of original programming including “Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce” and “Odd Mom Out,” the network continues its expansion into scripted programming announcing the development of “All the Pretty Faces,” from executive producer Jennifer Garner’s Vandalia Films in association with Warner Horizon Television.

Written and executive produced by J. Mills Goodloe and set in the bucolic beach town of Half Moon Bay, California, “All the Pretty Faces” is a dramedy-mystery centered on two warring families engaged in an epic, decades-long feud. The death of one of their own brings both families together in search of the secret to the affliction that has plagued them for generations…immortality.
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WWHL With Phaedra Parks:Drunky Boots!

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Phaedra is on with one of the chicks from Married to Medicine. I don’t watch that show as I am done with shows about Atlanta where all the women do is hate on each other like self-absorbed assholes. I know that on M2M they brawl a lot because Porsha Stans have pointed that out to me as a weird defense for Porsha’s behavior tonight. If that is true I can’t imagine anyone wanting to trust their health to any of the brawling mediawhores, but to each their own.

Cardboard Kenya is the bartender tonight and the drinking word is Nene Leakes says, “so nasty and so rude.” Both guests are drunk. Maybe Phaedra will actually say something real.

Andy asks the Quad chick about Porsha’s ginormous fake titties that she debuted tonight before they even had time to settle into the right place.  OMG this girl is bizarre. Someone name is actually Quad? Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Recap: Porsha Goes Psycho!

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It’s time to watch what will likely be the most watched episode of any Real Housewives franchise ever. It’s part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion where Porsha is about to lose her mind in a very short period of time.

Wow! Before we even get started Nene Leakes has her stank attitude going on. And Porsha and Kenya have some stank face happening too. The word is that there was some conspiring amongst the ladies to get Porsha to go after Kenya and it sure does look like something happened before the cameras began rolling.

Andy compliments Kenya on her dress and inquires about her scepter. Kenya explains it is something Queens carry. She is already grinning at Andy and asks if he would like to be knighted. Andy agrees to let Kenya “knight” him. This already has Phaedra rolling her eyes and pulling faces. Andy acknowledges Porsha’s ginormous fake titties. Continue reading

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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: What a Load of Bird Crap!

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This week on Million Dollar Listing New York, Fredrik is still trying to sell his “green” property with the $9,000 monthly condo fees. Good luck with that. I would never buy this place even if I was Oprah rich. That is almost $110K a year in fees! That is money that could be going into equity in the property. Hell, spending it on hookers and blow would be a better use of the money! Fredrik meets with the seller to negotiate a price reduction. He manages to get the seller down from 6 million to 5.5. That’s still a no for me and does not change the problem at all.

Ryan is looking to list a property in the Milan building in midtown. The apartment is stunning with views of the Chrysler building, the Empire State building and the river. Now this is where I’d spend my Oprah money. I love this place!  Three bedrooms, 2500 square feet, Chef’s kitchen, outdoor terrace on the 32nd floor. I’m in love. She is leaving this to be closer to the kids’ school?  Is she nuts? Ah, she is already waffling and thinking of renting. Renting is exactly what she should do. But that would mess up schmarmy Ryan’s commission so I expect him to go for the hard sell on a listing for sale. Why is this woman even considering listing? She wants to get $6.5 million or rent. Ryan says $5 million but agrees to take the listing at her price. So he has a gorgeous apartment listed at a high price with a totally unmotivated seller. What could possibly go wrong with this plan?

Luis is touring an apartment on the upper west side right by Lincoln Center. The views are awesome and look just like the views from Anderson Cooper’s failed daytime talk show. I can’t believe that show was not more successful. I loved it! Luis is trying to worm a listing away from the on-site brokers. He wants to advertise the listing aggressively at a higher price than what the seller is expecting. Because the building is all fancy pants, they usually do not use advertising at all and just pass the word among their rich and richer friends. Hmmm, if that is the case, why do they even need in-house brokers? Luis manages to get an exclusive on one unit with a potential to get the rest of the building if he gets top dollar. That’s a big get for our little man! Continue reading

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WWHL With Lindsay Lohan

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Due to Scandal and The Challenge: Free Agents this show somehow got bumped last night so I am watching it first thing this morning.  First of all, once again it was not a live show.  The show was filmed on Wednesday night. I don’t understand why Andy wanted a live show, and now rarely actually films live.  I do understand it in this case through because who knows if Lindsay would even show up and then Andrew would be talking to himself for half an hour. As it was, rumor has it Lindsay was fashionably late to the taping.

Let us pause to reflect on Lindsay’s ensemble. She is wearing some sort of steel crown a la  Games of Thrones on her head. Her chosen article of clothing is a white long-sleeved lace mini dress. It’s see-through so she paired it with a black bra and black ankle boots. It’s…..an interesting look.

Lindsay says she and her mom are both Team Vanderpump and she loves Vanderpump Rules. Andy peed himself a little bit.  OMG! The most exciting thin is that Assistant Matt is the bartender! And there is indeed a bar, but it is only for the audience. Andy has opted to abstain in front of Lindsay. But there is a drinking word! The drinking word is “fetch.” Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live With Nene Leakes

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It seems the extra ninety minutes was just Bravo tacking on WWHL to the first airing of RHOA to force everyone to tape it. Works for me, it let’s me finish my blogging night earlier. This will probably take me longer to recap than the whole hour of the finale.

I think it makes sense to have a one on one with Nene since she was not on the episode much. Andy starts by asking about her health. I am really not buying what she is selling anymore. I generally don’t doubt anything that people say about their health. Their health is their business. Well wait now.  This story is making sense I guess blood clots in the lungs and collapsed lungs. I didn’t know blood clots could make your lungs collapse, but I don’t have time to research that and get this up timely so we can talk.

Andy begins to discuss the reunion. Nene says that “people sometime try people over and over and over again,” Nene says that she doesn’t like Kenya but she is going to tell it how it is. Kenya kept trying Porsha. OMG  They show what led up to it and Kenya is discussing some tabloid rumor with Andy and Porsha jumps in and Kenya waves her scepter in her direction (Cynthia is sitting in between them, Kenya is tellingly sitting first chair to Porsha’s last.) and tells her to shut up and stop interrupting her, just like Yolanda did on RHOBH and Brandi did on RHOBH. It was not major dis. It wasn’t like, oh I dunno, it wasn’t like she was calling her TRASHBOX a billion times in between shrieking CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN!.  She was just dismissing her comment. Porsha grabs the scepter and jump up at Kenya like a thug in a cocktail dress. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Finale Recap: Final Curtain Call

 

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Why were there no first looks this week? Getting the first 8 minutes ahead of time really helps in the set up process! We begin the RHOA finale with Kandi rehearsing in her living room and she really sounds great. Todd and Kandi are worried about ticket sales. Kandi says that after the play, it’s time to get started planning the wedding. Kandi brings up the pre-nup again.

I like Kenya just fine but I just don’t get making a big ass production on TV over the death of her dog. I can see the crying scenes telling her cast mates about the passing, but not some road site funeral mess. And what the motherfuck is she wearing?  Did her aunt just call the urn a urine. Where the hell are they? I just can’t with this. I didn’t watch Sonja burying her dog on camera this season, but personally, I can do without this. Just like the three episodes of slow death of Abby Lee Miller’s mom on Dance Moms.  I don’t watch these shows for televised despair.

Ayden and Apollo made a cake to congratulate Phaedra on graduating from mortuary school. She wants to buy a crematorium. Sidenote: Ayden was sporting a large Band-Aid on his forehead. Continue reading

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What Real Housewife is Andy Cohen?

Sorry for the lack of blogging today. I left the house just after noon to go find a new laptop to replace the one with no keyboard. I’ve been looking for ages but I have commitment issues. One had a great processor, another great memory, another plenty of storage, another a 17″ screen, but finding more than two or so of those in one laptop?  Insanely expensive. I finally found a compromise today in a Toshiba (sorry Urethra, you can say I told you so later).  I had planned to watch the premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County today and make that the big blog of the day but that will have to wait until tomorrow as it took hours to find the laptop and I am still getting it all set up and fucking with Windows 8, which I hate more than idiots. Continue reading

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Million Dollar Listing New York Recap: It’s Time To Eat The Fish!

Ryan Glo in the DarkLast Week in Million Dollar Listing New York, we got caught up with the guys and their current properties.  Ryan’s cool apartment with the car elevator is still way behind on construction so marketing is at a stand still. This means he has to go out with lessor mortals and vie for listings. He seems to get his listing price by being extremely cheesey and douche with female sellers. Perhaps it comes across better in person.

Luis, got his dream listing last week with the added bonus of Todd the dorky, and unfortunately licensed realtor, son of the sellers coming on as a co-lister. Todd is very disappointed that his mommy can’t come to the open house. Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohen To Appear on WWHL!

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Next Thursday, Lindsay Lohan will appear on Watch What Happens Live. Here at TamaraTattles, Lilo has been the source of much discussion and many arguments in the comments sections. If you haven’t read about her reality show, you really should click the link and see how that is going.

So let’s imagine LiLo on WWHL.  Will there be a drinking word? Will there be a bartender? Will there be a bar? Will Andy have to do the whole show sober? Will Lindsay be sober? Is it me or is this going to be really strange. I can’t wait to tune in!

Click through for the rest of the WWHL schedule for next week. It kicks off with Nene Leakes! You can see the teaser for that here! Continue reading

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