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I know I said I was done with this shit show last week, and I meant it. But I am amused by this “special time” for this episode. You see, Shahs as not been pulling in the ratings this season. As the former number one fan of this show in season one, I became disillusioned by season two. As you saw last week, I vowed to abandon the show entirely, and hell I still watch Vanderpump Rules! That ridiculous Thicker Than Water show usually has the 9 pm Sunday night slot. It’s a coveted spot because of the RHOA lead in. Thicker than Water has been beating the pants of in the ratings so Bravo decided to give the slot to Shahs of Sunset to see if that would help. Frankly, we all have so many Sunday night shows to choose from I don’t understand how Bravo gets any viewers on Sunday nights anymore. My point is, when a show is moved out of it’s time slot, it means Bravo is nervous about ratings and is ultimately trying to flush the season as quickly as possible. Shahs second airing did not happen until 1 am, after RHOA had three airings.
That said, let the shit show begin. We begin with Mike wondering WTF is wrong with Reza. Mike realizes Reza’s behavior is embarrassing everyone. Mike is uncomfortable with Reza being on the gay pride float for the gay bar that he insulted and embarrassed everyone in the night before. Mike calls Reza and tells him he doesn’t think it is a good idea for Reza to be on the float. Reza is a smartass (shocker) and says “You’ve become the ambassador for the float, I’m very happy for you.” Reza says who are you to call and uninvited me to a disgusting float that is an embarrassment to the gay community. WAIT WHAT? This as yet unseen float is the embarrassment to the gay community and not the dude as big as a gay pride float all by himself whose hobbies include smelling armpits, using the word faggot to out people who clearly are comfortable in the closet, and generally insulting all of his “friends” on national TV ? Good GOD Reza is delusional. Mike is pissed. Continue reading
I was worried about Adrienne Gang getting a second season at the WWHL Below Deck Reunion. At that horrific reunion Andy kept suggesting that the fans loved Sam (are you fucking kidding me?) and not Adrienne. It was like opposite day on WWHL. So color me not surprised at all that Adrienne is NOT being asked back.
And that’s not all, David Bradberry was not asked back either. You’ll recall David was the cute responsible guy who, if I recall correctly, got engaged to his boyfriend on the last episode. Continue reading
The husband of other partner couple in SUR is having a birthday and his wife is planning a surprise party. The wife asks Stassi and… is Katie the one with the eyebrow issue? anyway the eyebrow one ….to do a Burlesque show for him. Because that is what wives do for there husbands. They hire little sluts to parade around half-nekkid for them on their birthdays. Lisa Vanderpump arrives to teach the sexy. By the way, Stassi? If you think your nipples are hanging low now, call me in 20 years.
Meanwhile, Jax is in the hospital (probably trying to get attention) saying he has a lump in his chest and breast cancer runs in his family.
Scheana is planning her wedding despite not being engaged. Actually, I don’t have a problem with this. She has been dating a nice normal off camera guy for awhile.
Gay Tom and Ariana who is not his girlfriend and with whom he is not sleeping go shopping together. They laugh, they giggle, they hug….they generally are adorable together. I fear Kristen is on her way out. Continue reading
Kandi has posted her blog on last night’s episode. She has tended to blog only sometimes and mostly very briefly on Bravo, but I think she really wanted to stop the influx of tweets about how she needs to stand up to her mother. What do y’all think? Is it too late for Kandi to take a stand with her mother at this point? Continue reading
What do you mean that picture is not of the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Does it really matter at this point? Aren’t all these shows interchangeable by this point? Kenya really wants to be provocative. I was just talking about this very thing today. She LOVES saying things like, ” I am not stranger to having my legs in the air upside down.” because she WANTS us to call her a whore. When, I suspect by the way she acts, she has been laid since she won her Miss USA crown in 1972. So call her a whore. She will love it.
Poor Kandi. Kandi is on this show for two reasons. She was a wildly successful musical artist who invested well and has more money than the rest of these bitches put together and because she is willing to play nice with everyone. She may have some drama later this season, but that is a rarity. She’s rich, she’s grounded and she is above this nonsense. But she likes to make an easy dollar and this show gives her that (in addition to her other enterprises, which unlike the others give her a very cushy lifestyle). So she is for that reason stuck with filming with Kenya. She, like the rest of us would like for Kenya’s Gone with the Wind Fabulous crap to be over. Kandi claims her ankle is hurt so she can’t ride the silks. Kandi is also on the wedding diet and she is cranky. Continue reading
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Ana Quincoces is finally speaking out about her experiences on Real Housewives of Miami. And boy does she have a lot to say. The burning question I’ve had for over a year is, “What was in THE FOLDER?” Does she tell us? Well kind of.
Ana address the reunion from last season thusly:
What you saw at the reunion was nothing more than my reaction to some facts, some rumors, and a whole lot of strategically planted information. Add to that my insatiable quest for truth and justice- and the result is… well, explosive. Needless to say, a reunion couch is no courtroom, Andy is no judge, and perhaps most importantly, trials are never ever edited. Regrets? None. Lesson learned? Absolutely.
Lea went through a lot of trouble this season to debunk the statements I made at last season’s reunion. Her attempts to address my “allegations” head on did more to solidify my position than to disprove it. And let me tell you what my point was once and for all: Continue reading
NEW YORK – November 19, 2013 – Bravo Media earned a record-breaking night this past Sunday, powered by “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” which made Bravo the #1 cable network in the 8pm hour among A18-49 and attracted nearly 3.7 million total viewers – making it the highest-rated episode of the season among all key demos, according to Nielsen.
“Watch What Happens Live,” which featured guests Phaedra Parks and Ben & Jewel Tankard, also delivered its most-watched episode of the season with nearly 1.4 million total viewers. Continue reading
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Apologies in advance for this being the worst recap ever. I am so not in the mood. But off we go. Jax shows Stassi his new tattoo of her name at the beach. It is written in such girly script (did he say it was her signature?) that I am sure he will have no problem turning it into a flower or something at some point. Because they are all road tripping I’m afraid we will not have much Vanderpump at all this episode.
Stassi and Jax and Kirsten and gay Tom are fighting. Gay Tom says to the world, getting an exes name tattooed on your body is stalkerish. But Stassi loves it. The four of them go to visit Stassi’s family in Lake Arrowhead. Apparently, Stassi’s family lost their home in New Orleans to Katrina. I’m really not in the mood to care. Stassi immediately tells her mom about the tattoo. Stassi is a HORRIBLE person. Continue reading
Bravo is premiering three new shows in January. And yes, they are all reality shows. One is a couple yoga instructors that speak in a special “meow” language. The second sounds like RHONY meets MDLNY. And the third one is set in Chicago and appears to have more males than females in the cast. Click through for details if you dare. Continue reading
We start this episode with a bit of good news for Kandi. Lord knows she needs some with her mother trying her best to keep her down. Kandi’s new studio is almost finished and it looks fantastic! It’s very “Kandi” with the pink vinyl chairs in her office. Kandi talks to Don Juan, her manager, about her mother. Don Juan says that Mama Joyce may just be concerned about where she will fit in once Kandi and Todd get married. He says he has the same sort of concerns. Essentially, he is worried that Kandi won’t need him anymore, that Todd will take over as her manager. It sounds a little selfish, but it is true that once someone marries their priorities do often change and their relationships with other may indeed become diminished.
Kandi seems a bit offended and thinks Don Juan is only there for her checks. Well, he may not ONLY be there for the checks, but he is her employee and I think he is right to be slightly concerned. Todd and Kandi are already producing plays together and forming business deals on their own. If Todd does decide he wants to manage Kandi, then Don Juan could very well be out on the streets looking for his next paycheck. Continue reading
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Taylor Armstrong is SCREAMING for relevancy and BEGGING to be on any reality show she can get. So she will be on the upcoming season of Couples Therapy with John Whatshisname with the likes of the other John Whatshisname from John and Kate Plus 8 and that one Teen Mom who makes butt sex porn. Only she will be appearing solo, because well, most guys don’t really want to openly date a butt sex porn chick.
Anyway, Check this out. It’s kind of awesome.