We begin with Emile and Rocky being called off the mast where they were dodging the whirling radar arms taking selfies. This does not bode well for their futures with Captain Lee. Rocky doesn’t seem to get what an idiot she is. Emile says he was tempted into stupidity by Rocky.
Shortly after the crew got on board for the season, Connie’s dad passed away. She has been texting with her brother during the ordeal. Connie was estranged from her father but I imagine there is probably some tough feelings going on. She has not told anyone (except the cameraman) what is going on.
Oh we have the same guests. That almost never happens. They are apparently good enough for two episodes. The foam party loving man’s request for the day is a paella party on the beach. Kate leaves Rocky on the beach to deal with the couple. Everyone is pissed at Rocky for her mast top selfies. As the try to start cooking on the beach, a sudden storm rolls in. The primary gets drunk and starts hitting on Rocky. Drunk Steve is having a great time. He and his wife later try to proposition Eddie. Continue reading
Lookee at them there trees talking to each other!
It’s time for me to check out the season premiere of Don’t Be Tardy season four! Also known as the season that Kim is not pregnant or breastfeeding! I can’t wait to see how all six of her spawn are doing.
I love this show! OMG look how big Kaia is! I haven’t been keeping up with the kids on her Instagram! KJ is auditioning for Master Chef Junior (sadly I think that was cancelled) or something in the kitchen with the cook. He’s making meatballs! It’s a celebration for Ariana’s straight A report card. She’s never had anything less.
It seems that Brielle’s boyfriend, Slade, is giving up his freshman year at UGA to go to school at KSU with Brielle. Because, he’s an idiot. Brielle is on the top ten list for the student with the most absences. She’s a perfect match for Slade to be sure. Hell, she may not being going to KSU with her grades. The both think that trees talk to each other, and that carrot cake and crab cakes are the same thing. Brielle is about to be old enough to vote. Slade is twenty. Well that is confirmed. She did get into KSU somehow. Continue reading
In today’s, “you’re not going to believe this” tea, Naughty but Nice Rob, one of the most knowledgeable bloggers about the RHONY says that a charming woman named Lora Drasner as been sought after by Bravo for several seasons and finally seems ready to seriously consider the gig for season 8 of RHONY.
I’m surprised that Bravo needs to even add any more people even if both Heather and Kristen leave next season as expected.
Lora certainly does not need the money. But clearly she loves attention and would like her 15 minutes. You are not going to believe the tea that Rob is serving up about this one. Continue reading
Okay, I just went over to Andy’s Twitter to swipe the picture from tonight’s WWHL and I was shocked to see no Sonja Morgan. I don’t know either of these two ladies, so I can move on to the BB live feeds for a few and go to bed early since I’ve been up since around 3 a.m. Oh wait. Is that one on the left Sonja? Dear God, she is literally unrecognizable she’s had so much work done. That tacky tuxedo? Now THAT I think I have seen on her site.
Andy says that Sonja is trending on Twitter. I blinked and must have missed that. Sonja does not look good on TV. Now I don’t think she has had any work done. My next random speculation is that she may have lost weight and has been drinking a lot. Bitch! I’ve gained weight and have been drinking a lot.
Who do you want to say, “I told you so” to? She doesn’t answer. She just rambles on about making her kid proud.
Where is the headquarters? 1400 Broadway. Continue reading
Bravo officially announced the return of Ladies of London today! It looks like all of the ladies will be back except for Caprice Bourret and Noelle Reno will not be back for obvious reasons. Check out the official press release below.
NEW YORK – August 3, 2015 – Bravo Media crowns an all new season of “Ladies of London” premiering season two on Monday, September 7th at 10:00pm ET/PT. Set in the glittering, class-conscious city across the pond, the series follows a group of elite British socialites, wealthy American expats, and stunning Danish royalty who all run in the same exclusive circle. Although London is a diverse and cosmopolitan playground, these ladies are part of an extremely small, tight-knit upper-class community where it’s not always about how much money you have, but what title is in front of your family name. Alliances will be made and hearts may be broken, but London will surely never be the same as these fun-loving, fashion-minded divas take the city by storm.
This season brings an extra whimsical dose of fun from new cast member and Danish Baroness, Caroline Fleming (@CarolineFlemingOfficial). The former host of “Denmark’s Next Top Model” recently returned to London and is bursting back onto the scene. Julie Montagu (@JulieMontagu), also known as Lady Hinchingbrooke, is busy caring for her four kids and expanding her healthy living empire while her royal husband, Luke is away running their Mapperton estate. Saddled with being a full time mom herself, savvy fashion blogger Juliet Angus (@JulietAngus) is getting settled in her new home south of the Thames River while her husband Gregor is globetrotting for his new international tech job.
As Annabelle (@AnnabelleNeilson1) continues to recover from her horse-riding accident, she turns her focus to creating a splash by penning a children’s book. Recently becoming a British citizen, Marissa Hermer (@MarissaHermer) is balancing life with her new baby and making a name outside the shadow of her restaurant/nightlife mogul husband, Matt. Meanwhile, Caroline Stanbury (@CarolineStanbury) is determined to secure her ranking as London’s premier elite entrepreneur by expanding her businesses, but as those dreams begin to crumble she still manages to mix it up with friends Caroline Fleming, sister-in-law Sophie Stanbury (@SJStanbury) and the other ladies. Continue reading
Can we talk about how Andy looks like a tiny little man who is even shorter than Cameran in heels?
There may be some great news on the horizon for Southern Charm fans! I never really believed the rumors that there would be no Season 3. The ratings for season two sucked for a bit but the Kathryn ramped up the drama and saved the show! On Wednesday, the South Carolina (mostly political) website, FITSNEWS confirmed a third season. I love that site, but if y’all think I’m rude, crude and socially unacceptable, I’d strongly advise most of you not to comment there. I lurk and love the place. Anyway, if they say Southern Charm is back and production is getting under way, it’s a fact, Jack.
Ravenel has said he won’t come back. He is mad at production (which doesn’t seem to be heavily influenced by his
gay lover bestie, that Yankee’s woman’s spawn) because they “lied to him” about something or another. He also blames them for his failed senatorial campaign. Because, douchebag. He seemed to think he should have had editorial control. Seriously? His stupidity is the reason he is on the show in the first place. Continue reading
Sunday, August 2, 2015 – CHRISTINA APPLEGATE and MARK CONSUELOS Show 12127
Monday, August 3, 2015 – BILLY EICHNER and JULIE KLAUSNER Show 12128
Tuesday, August 4, 2015 – JESSICA ST. CLAIR and SONJA MORGAN Show 12129
Wednesday, August 5, 2015 – VALERIE BERTINELLI and COLIN JOST Show 12130
Thursday, August 6, 2015 – TBD and TBD Show 12131 Continue reading