Okay, I have already forgotten who these ladies are and which ones I like and don’t like so forgive me if I contradict everything I said last week.
Janet is off to get some Botox. Jackie is along for moral support. Janet is very wrinkly. How old is she? Jackie tells Janet about Gina’s comments about not believing she is psychic and that if she is she is going through demons. Jackie is inviting Gina and all the girls to a housewarming party. Because housewives always make nice at parties.
Andrea and Lydia go shopping in a funky little shop to buy a housewarming gift. Lydia invites Andrea and perhaps Jackie to go to her snow house for a few days.
Lydia is going to do the interior design for Gina’s new apartment. Actually, the apartment is for Gina’s boys I think. They discuss the situation with Jackie. Gina tells Lydia that she has broken up with her boyfriend. I’d like to point out that is exactly what Jackie predicted. Gina adamantly states that it has nothing to do with Jackie’s psychic abilities.
Jackie and Ben are hiring party planners for their housewarming party. They would like a Mexican theme. But they don’t want it to look like a cheesey theme party. Jackie wants to use her psychic ability choose the staff. Jackie seems to be no better at world geography than the average American. I don’t think she knows South Africa is a country. These two are a party planner’s nightmare. I cannot envision what their vision of the party is.
Lydia and her husband fly to a nearby island to buy some produce, or cheese or something. Because apparently there are no grocers in Melbourne. I don’t think the produce means the same thing in Aussiespeak. They bought a ton of cheese. I was shocked it was only $274.
Chyka! I love her and her catering store. Jackie and Ben want to make a drink line so Jackie goes to Chyka to mentoring. Jackie seems to think she can have something bottled in a month. Jackie seems clueless about how business works. It may turn out it takes more than vision boards and angels to run a cocktail line.
Gina is chatting with one of the ladies…Andrea maybe? Gina explains that when she had cancer she became very spiritually hungry (I love that phrase) and that spiritual quest led her to the conclusion that psychics were not speaking from a godly place and were communicating through demons. Oh this party is going to be loads of fun.
The party is very festive and everyone is dressed to the nines. To me, Chyka’s gifts were the most appropriate for a housewarming. She gave them a ton of stuff from her catering line for their new kitchen. Gina gave Jackie a necklace ???, And Lydia and Andrea gave them each an Indian headdress. I thought a housewarming gift was something for the home, or the kitchen, or a piece of artwork, of a bottle of wine. Silly me. Andrea and Lydia said that Chyka’s gift was self promoting.
Drama begins over Jackie’s profession. Jackie and Ben confront Gina. Ben walks away and the two continue to rehash the entire situation over and over. Gina adores the term “Chinese whispers.” Lydia confirms in front of both girls that Gina said that she didn’t believe anything Jackie says. Jackie tries to explain that she meant that she did not believe her man is cheating. Gina is mad at Lydia for repeating what she said to Jackie. It’s the same argument over and over.
Next week: We get to see an Aussie ski resort.