I realize I should be telling y’all this but it is 3 am and I really don’t care that much. But they are posing in front of a Bravo step and repeat… That’s all I got.
Sorry I AM SO FAR BEHIND I AM NOT EDITING. I am about to watch this over and over.
Shit. Somehow I missed the first few seconds of WWHL because I was behind on Survivor. Don’t you hate when you don’t realize you backed up on a show and then you are tardy for the party, um…so to speak. I already notice Sheree is sitting funny. She is tryna hide her payless shoes now that Bravo doesn’t provide them anymore. Andy and Sheree are both drunk so this is going to be good.
Andy starts by saying that someone from Married to Medicine stopped by Chateau Sheree and she wants to buy it from her. Sheree is all “Oh she did! She just popped up like everybody else! (Did you file for a restraining order on her too? I love that Andy is going right after Chateau Sheree…lol). Apparently TOYA is her stalker! She just said Toya has been driving back and forth watching the construction! Oh Toya, honey I don’t know who you are, but you better be careful. She said she was interested in buying it. Andy asks her if she would be interested in selling it to her. Sheree says not right now. (Because she has an IRS LIEN and those lawyers that want another 6 figures from her and so SHE DOESN’T OWN IT!) She wants to see it from start to finish. OMG. This is just like when she is in court. And says okay we have more about Chateau Sheree in a minute. Oh please mention me! Continue reading »
Dear Jean Kasem,
In a ten second sound bite with TMZ today you managed to spill that you “just met with those housewife people, the Bravo people… ” That is unfortunate because you could have gotten a lot of exposure on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to try and unload that Holmby Hills estate you listed for $42 million last month. Remember that one party you had where you decided to turn the back yard into Sea World replete with A WHALE and some seals and they had to drain the pool to get the whale out afterward? That is exactly what we want from Bravo. You would be PERFECT. But you can’t go running your mouth to TMZ until you get something on paper. I pray that the fact that you are a rich blond who appears to be er…. very “exuberant” at all times… (who are we to speculate, it may just be your personality) may once again save your ass and allow us all to gawk at you very soon.
If so, I have included the RULES for the Fight Club for you to memorize whilst lounging about by your heart-shaped pool. Continue reading »
I admit it. I’ve gotten lazy during this whole Jodi Arias Trial. All I really had to do was put up a daily update and sit back and wait for folks to show up and discuss it to death in the comments. I suspect that a lot of my sources are busy with the trial too because there hasn’t been that much housewives stuff reported to me. To carry on with my lazy reporting, I’m going to do a hodge-podge of housewives updates here. Hopefully, my housewives fans are still out there and haven’t completely given up on me! Click through for the tea on RHONY, RHONJ, RHOM and RHOA. Continue reading »
Time for the Real Housewives of Orange County again. It seems like the weeks have just been flying by lately. I think it was last week that someone pointed out that my recap was not thorough enough for their liking. That person will probably be disappointed again. I’m probably not going to give a huge blow-by-blow unless something really interesting happens.
Somehow I was a couple minutes behind (must have paused the TV) so when I tune in we have an unlikely trio of Heather, Tamra and Lydia out for lunch. Lydia is talking about her mother, who is very wealthy. so she will be considered eccentric rather than batshit crazy like us commoners. Heather is blathering about not wanting to dislike Lydia based on her friendship with Alexis; but, both Heather and Tamra deemed her “guilty by association” last week. Their real motive is to pump her for information and see if they can turn her to the darkside because they saw somewhat less than unwavering support of Alexis from her last week. In Lydia’s talking head, she says that Tamra was straight crazy, while Tamra referred to herself as ‘vocal’. Tamra lists off a string of insults about Alexis with Heather backing her up. The super religious Lydia seems to be agreeing in principle. Lydia is trying to be on both teams. Honey, you have to pick your side on “Housewives” it’s war and there is no Switzerland. You are coming off as a bit two-faced. Continue reading »
Well boys and squirrels, it looks like we will not have Kenya Moore to kick around anymore. Kenya has bid us all a fond adieu on the Bravo blog! I don’t think anyone is surprised she was not asked back. What is a surprise though is that she was either on all her meds or got a lot of help writing her “long good-bye” as she bids us farewell with…. dare I say class? I don’t usually include an ENTIRE blog from the housewives but since this one is so well-written and full of some interesting tea, I am going to post Kenya’s Long Goodbye in its entirety with limited snarky comments. Click through to read. Continue reading »
Time for a new Don’t Be Tardy…I wish they would do the new episode at 9 instead of 9:30. Kim had great ratings for the premiere, about 1.2 million viewers. I am in love with Shun, Kim’s stylist. Kim wants to recreate her wedding in five days and Shun smiles knowing this is batshit crazy. Kim wants to be on Dancing with the Stars yet can’t dance even a little bit around when Shun tries to teach her a basic step together step thing. Kim and Shun are adorable together. Continue reading »
NEW YORK – April 23, 2013 – Bravo Media’s interactive late night talk show “Watch What Happens Live,” hosted by Andy Cohen, delivered 1.1 million A18-49 and 2 million total viewers, up 35 percent and 43 percent, respectively, from the prior Sunday’s episode (4/14/13), according to Nielsen. This marked the highest-rated episode of the season to-date among all key demos and featured guests Porsha Stewart from “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” and actress Vivica A. Fox. Immediately following, “Fashion Queens” scored 693,000 A18-49 and 1.3 million total viewers up 11 percent and 15 percent, respectively, from the prior week’s episode (4/14/13). This was the highest-rated episode of the season to-date among all key demos.
NEW YORK –April 23, 2013 – Bravo Media’s “The Real Housewives of Orange County” moves to its new timeslot on Monday, May 6 at 9 p.m. ET/PT, followed by the super-sized 90-minute premiere of “Newlyweds: The First Year” at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Continue reading »
Oh Dear Lord, Dr. V’s Dad is the bartender. I can’t wait for him to show up here and tell us how much fun it was. OOOH Dr. V calls Alexis a perpetual victim and a bully in denial. She says that Vicki got surgery because she fears death, Tamra is struggling to figure out when to be aggressive and how to be assertive or something, Dr. V always kisses the ass of the housewife in the chair next to her, last time it was Kyle.(Don’t yell at me Joe, we made up remember?) She wanted to say Tamra is a bitch. Gretchen is in the process of reinventing herself. Tamra has purple pieces in her hair. Did I miss a reason for this? Oh wait! I may have to take that back. Dr. V says that all of those women were bullying Alexis. Tamra takes offense and says that Alexis chose to be there so it can’t be bullying. We go to break with Dr. V trying to illuminate the flaws in that logic.
Someone asked Dr. V her best advice and she said “gratitude”. Tamra literally looked like she did not know what the word meant. So Andy asked her if she had those feeling and she shrugged and said sometimes. I honestly don’t think she knows the word. Continue reading »
I’m going to do just a short recap of WWHL with Porsha Stewart and Vivica Fox. I’m surprised that Porsha has agreed to do this. Porsha says she is doing okay. She is being strong. Continue reading »