It’s time for WWHL with Cynthia Bailey! I already hate Cynthia’s look. Her face looks odd and I do not like the green dress. I am so disappointed. The main reason to tune in for WWHL with Cynthia is to see her stunning looks This is not my favorite. :( Christina is not wearing the outfit in the picture above but some hootchie mama outfit she must have borrowed from Porsha at the last minute. Is it just me or are both outfits disappointing? And Andy’s tie is crooked. AGAIN.
Andy shows the black thing that Porsha went to the beach. Am I supposed to know who Christina is? She seems trashy. And drunk.
Andy asks Cynthia about Porsha being a prostitute. Cynthia says something about the thing about getting read is you have the opportunity to clear things up. The implication was that Porsha never denied it.
Next up is the Kordell and Claudia hook up. Cynthia says she didn’t see that coming. Continue reading
Who can forget Brandi’s wine toss on WWHL this week? Finally we get Andy’s reaction to the whole thing.
Andy says at the time it was happening it seemed very real to him. He said Jeff appeared to be genuinely shocked. He says that afterward they both said it was a joke. Andy says it didn’t seem very funny to him. He said, usually a joke is followed by a punchline. Usually a joke is followed by, “Just Kidding!” Andy says he spent the whole aftershow trying to get them to make up. Then afterward they said it was a joke. Frankly, if she had just turned around after she was pretending to cry, I guess, and said, ‘Just Kidding’. It would have been amazing. Andy said he didn’t think she was actually crying. She did seem genuinely upset and he thinks Jeff was genuinely reacting to her. He doesn’t think Jeff knew, but he really doesn’t know. Continue reading
Well fuck. I really wanted to be done for the night, but that one chick’s asshole brother is the bartender tonight. My post about that brother was the most read and of 2014. It had so many Facebook shares (and was stolen so many times by other sites that I had to take some legal action at sites that consistently steal my post for advertising purposes with not credit, it was the moneymaker post for me despite a few cease and desist shutdowns. Anyway you can read all about the brother here.
First, Andy and Lisa talk about how in his book he was considering Lisa Rinna as a housewife and she is fitting in perfectly. Lisa says she was essentially auditioning on WWHL and Andy tries to deny it by Lisa wanted on the show season one. I wish they would have had the sense to take her. She would be the fan favorite over everyone.
Anyway, I love WWHL but hate recapping because of all the dialogue. So I am going to paraphrase as much as possible rather than transcribe.
New twist. The guests and Andy will have to do a pushup for every time the drinking word is said. I already forgot what it was, because I was winding down for the evening thinking I was off the clock and now am WUI (working under the influence). Continue reading
Dammit. I was just setting up this post and thought Kristen was going to be the guest. Wishful thinking I guess. At least it’s not Stassi.
Scheana’s dress is stunning if a bit colorful. She also is the only person I’ve seen pull of that bright pink/fushia lipstick. Andy starts off talking about John, Jax’s sugar daddy, and I realize for the first time that John’s real name is probably not John. I feel stupid now.
Andy plays a montage of Stassi trash talking Scheana. Scheana says, “It’s funny that all of her friends had the same butterfly crayony eyelashes on as well. I take it as a compliment. American Girl dolls are awesome. Everyone grew up with one (um, not Stassi, she was poor) and gypsies are beautiful, so thank you.” Continue reading
So, Claudia’s tits are on full display right is up, left is down her hair is amazing. Right away they talk about what a wild ride this episode of RHOA was. Willie Geist says to Claudia, ” You really took a shot at the throne, didn’t you?”
Claudia replies, “Well, you know what, I do not start with anyone. I will respond and I felt like I had no choice. You know?”
They played a game where they rated the dresses at the Golden Globes. The did an open the vault showing Claudia on Deal or No Deal and in several pageants including Miss USA and a Price is Right Montage.
They play a montage of all the crap Phaedra spewed from her mouth on to Demetria. Claudia says that there was no basis for any of it. They don’t even know each other. Claudia says she loves Demetria and that she is a great girl. Willie says that Phaedra was very shady
They played of clip from the shade throwing between Claudia and Nene. At the end Claudia says, ” I took a shower this morning and the clit was still there.” Willie sort of stares into space incredulously. Continue reading
Tonight on WWHL Claudia Jordan will hang out with Andy and Willie Geist! Hopefully at the right time. And possibly even live! Click through for the guests for the rest of the week. Continue reading
I am so over Brandi Glanville for the evening, but I have a feeling that Jeff Lewis is going to make the laborious recapping of this episode. Brandi is wearing a completely sheer skirt (except for the stripes) with nothing but black underwear underneath. I think Brandi Said it was La Perla. She’s totally wearing lingerie on WWHL. Jeff Lewis has already called her a prostitute. The family who watches from the bed rather than the couch on People’s Couch are the bartenders.
Andy says he enjoyed watching Brandi make Kate Gosselin cry on Celebrity Apprentice. Brandi says she misses the episode because she was on the plane to NYC to be with Andy tonight.
Andy asks Brandi if she regrets anything from tonight’s episode. She says, ” I do, I think when you waste wine, it’s alcohol abuse.” Andy shakes his head. Brandi says she does regret it. She asks Andy, “When you say sorry once, do you have to say it a million times?” Andy says, “Yes.” Brandi says, “Nope.” Jeff says, ” Well, I disagree, I’m happy and I do drink that much.” Continue reading
This is the infamous interview Lisa Vanderpump did with Andy where she makes the comment that pissed off at lot of her gay fans. That is really all I heard about it and I never sought it out on Youtube.
But it is REALLY good. She makes Andy squirm. Andy all but admits he knows about Jax past life as an escort. He admits his attraction to Tom Sandoval, but clearly Tom lost points showing up on whatever he was on ALLEGEDLY on his last WWHL appearance. Continue reading
Last night Andy Cohen said the reason for Kim Richards last minute cancellation was because she has landed “a really good TV role.” No one has mentioned the show, but Kim says she was filming one of her favorite TV shows in LA. So congrats to her for landing a nice part. Also Seth Rogan and James Franco have cancelled all of their press appearances to plug The Inteview and basically Sony seems to have pulled the entire picture. This is the most absurd thing I have ever heard. Since when to we give into hackers and terrorist and crazy people? Do you agree that the movie should be shelved?
So Andrew called up his BFFs Anderson Cooper and Kelly Ripa to fill in for them. I love those three together. They are all friends and have the dirt on each other.
Click through for the updated schedule.. Continue reading
Jax hanging in the old office
Andy has gone a bit nutty again with his WWHL pairings. Click through and tell me what you think! Continue reading
Andy Cohen is pretty much everywhere these days while out pimping his new book, The Andy Cohen Diaries: A Deep Look at a Shallow Life. Apparently that includes NPR! Here is an excerpt of his time on the show, Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me! Click this link to listen to the ten minute interview or read the entire transcript. The have Andy play their own game in which it is revealed is not just an expert on house wives, but house flies as well. The excerpt begins below. I’ve bolded the most amusing parts. :)
PETER SAGAL, HOST:
And now the game where we take somebody who is fabulous and expose him to the opposite. It is called Not My Job. Any Cohen started out as a producer with CBS News doing tough stories from tough places, but his secret dream was to choreograph elaborate catfights between wealthy underemployed women. He is the Bravo TV producer responsible for the “Real Housewives” franchise and he is the host of the nightly live talk show on Bravo “Watch What Happens Live.” Andy Cohen, welcome to WAIT WAIT …DON’T TELL ME.
ANDY COHEN: I am so happy to be here.
(APPLAUSE) Continue reading
People magazine announced their Sexiest Man Alive for 2014 yesterday and the tiara went to Chris Hemsworth. But never fear, Andy Cohen made the list and it’s an honor just to be nominated or something!
Andy tells Bravo’s The Dish, “I am shocked and amazed they asked me to be in the mag, but then I realized it was because of my hot dog—and it made sense. I’m OK with that! Wacha deserves to be in there! “ Andy said the shoot was done in his apartment and it involved a crew of 15 people packing into the bedroom he shares with Wacha. He admits, “Despite what you may have heard, that was a record. It felt very not-hot trying to look hot in bed, but when Wacha fell asleep in my arms I knew they were getting something good.”
Andy was asked who would be on his sexiest man list of Bravo men. I found his choices quite interesting. Andy chose, “Derek (Fredrik Eklund’s husband), Hugh Acheson, Apollo Nida, Mauricio Umansky, and Kelley from Below Deck!” He must be going by dick size or something. If Hugh Acheson showed up in a public space where I was, I’d leave. In fact that holds true for all of them except Derek. How the hell did Derek get lumped in with these sleazeballs?
Who would your top three sexiest men on Bravo be? (excluding Andy if he were an option). Continue reading