The new guest listings are out for WWHL. Is it me? Or are we in a lull? I’m starting to think I just have a stank attitude this week. Everything just seems very ho hum with nothing exciting going on… What do y’all think of the new updates to the guest lists. Also, do you think Tara Reid regrets bailing on her episode with Joan Rivers a month or so back? She would have likely gotten trashed but it would have given her a lot publicity. Continue reading
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Bravo announces the guest line-up through mid-September. I’m down with Tyson Beckford and Connie Britton and Craig Ferguson. It’s kind of odd that the only Bravolebrities for the next two weeks are from MDLLA. Why no RHONJ after the Florida trip? Continue reading
We are back with David and James still at odds over how to market their $48 million listing. Since the two of them have been pursuing this listing for years, you would think they would have thought this through well before the listing was signed, but that is not the case. David will not even speak to James in the office.
Finally, David and James make up and get to do a few showings.”Dr. Sam” comes to look at the property. He is supposedly a cosmetic dentist to the stars. I don’t for a second believe he is a qualified buyer. There are not enough teeth in the world for that. This reminds me of the time Nene pretended she could afford $9 million houses in Miami.
The Brits go out to dinner with their female counterparts and Mauricio Umansky and Kyle Richards. David relates the Altman encounter to Mauricio. Mauricio and Altman apparently do not get along anymore. Continue reading
Andy and Wacha return from a summer break in the Hamptons Sunday night to fire up WWHL again. After getting several A listers on the show recently, this line-up seems like a bit of a dud. I don’t know who half these people are. Please let me know who some of the guests are, and if I should be watching!
Heather looks very thin. That was my first reaction. They start off talking about Robin Williams dying. The vault contained Terry on Bridalplasty and The Swan, he admits they were two of the cheesiest reality shows ever.
Terry says the upcoming scene where he goes off on David Beador was because he was told what happened before he saw what happened and he was amped up basically by someone *cough* production *cough*. David’s comment was rude, but he was drunk and it wasn’t that bad and nobody really heard it. Except for production. Heather says that a lot of things were conveyed through a game of telephone. Andy looks very nervous as these two tip toe around alluding to production interference. Andy is also very tan. Like Jersey Shore tan. Just thought I would throw that out there.
During a game, Heather says that Terry obsessively watches himself on Botched!
Heather is asked if she can see now that Tamra might have manipulated her for the last three years… Heather says that she and Tamra are friends. She thinks that things can get twisted but she doesn’t think Tamra lied to her. I am worried we are going to be set up for a reunion where Lizzie is outed as the liar. Please don’t let that happen. Continue reading
Well, this WWHL should be good. Jim is the drinking word! Right away David Arquette says the best part of the night was the whale vagina comment. Then Andy tries to get him to repeat the comment and they get it wrong. Because half the people who use the term douchebag don’t even know the literal meaning. Dina’s usage was so phenomenal I might even start to like her a little bit, ” Jim’s level of douchebaggery is so large it could clean a whale’s vagina.” Please don’t tell Caroline I am softening up a bit on Dina for that.
Amber jumps in to say that Dina doesn’t know him well enough to make that comment. Amber says to know Jim is to love Jim. Newsflash Amber: Your husband’s reputation for douchebaggery preceded the show. A quick Google search draws unprecedented numbers of responses. A trillion lawsuits including an intriguing one where someone was suspected to have been murdered before a shady business meeting that Jim was supposed to be at, allegedly. Continue reading
Sorry I am so late with this, things have been super busy, but I am dying to see Shannon Beador on WWHL! And get your take on it.
Um, Okay. Shannon has had work done, yes? She looks good. Andy asks about her new hair cut and she seems to still be getting used to her new edgier look. Andy immediately makes reference to Tamra comparing Bali to Tijuana. Shannon sort of sticks up for her saying that she was expecting the Bali from vacation sites and such and unfortunately Bali is a third world country. She says they drove around quite a bit and saw a lot of poverty. I hate the misuse of the outdated term third world country although I am sometimes guilty of it myself. It is a cold war era political term that has nothing to do with poverty. I digress, sorry. I was glad to hear they did a lot of driving around. Maybe something sunk in.
Moving on, Shannon is not in the top seat. I hate Andy’s new seating chart rules. Elizabeth Moss is asked to play Marry, Shag, Kill with Eddie, Brooks and Slade. She kills Brooks immediately and marries Eddie. I’m sorry, but I would have to kill Slade. I might even marry Brooks because I’m not sure anal sex with Eddie pretending I’m Tom would be very fulfilling no matter how hot he is. That’s a tough one, what would you do? Continue reading
The latest WWHL guest listings are up. It looks like Terry Dubrow will finally get to sit on the tiny little stage instead of the audience. He must be so excited. What is going on with Bravo and the husbands? Why are they being treated like first class citizens all the sudden? And why isn’t Kroy going to be on with Kim? You know Andy has the hots for Kroy. Did I ever mention I don’t find Kroy attractive at all? He’s way too white for me. And I don’t do red heads. Well, I mean I don’t do red heads for long… Anyway. Click through for the listings. I find the lack of anyone confirmed yet for the 12th intriguing. I’m hopeful that means they have nearly confirmed something big. Like Elvis and Tupac. Continue reading
I am a little bit behind on WWHL because I don’t usually watch unless a Bravoleb is on. But I wondered if Andy or Joan would mention Tara Reid being a no show, so I am going to watch the last two episodes. Joan’s jokes are baaaaad.
Joan Rivers pretended like she had never heard of Chelsea Handler. Joan said Tommy Lee Jones is rude beyond belief. I believe Joan because it takes one to know one. Welp. This show is pretty bad. It’s almost over and I have five whole sentences. I was really disappointed in Joan’s jokes. Continue reading
Below you will find the upcoming WWHL guest list for the remainder of July. Joan Rivers may end up eating Tara Reid a live on that show. So, that is must see TV! Kate Hudson is a nice get! But I am most interested in why Vicki Gunvalson doesn’t have a seatmate yet? Are none of the Real Housewives of Orange County speaking now that the reunion has been filmed? Continue reading
First of all, Andy tweeted tonight that we should be patient for Teresa’s WWHL appearance, so hopefully everyone has cooled down. With Rosie on, there is always the possibility she will say something inappropriate! As usual, I will ignore most everything the non-Bravolebrity has to say because no one cares.
First off, they discuss the ceramic shoe wine bottle holder gift that Nicole got for Christmas. No Bueno. OH, I just realized this person is not from Game of Thrones, but from that pageant show on Bravo, Game of Crowns that I have already forgotten about. Now I have my 9-10 time slot on Sunday to watch Unforgettable on CBS and Reckless right after at 10. Even though I DVR them to watch whenever I can after I recap Big Brother. Anyway. I don’t care about her either.
Also, Andy has begun to implement the whole, “first timers to the show get the first chair” rule. I think this is utterly ridiculous and he just started it because we were all on to the original seating method of who is the biggest deal to Bravo, or whoever likes best. That will still be in effect on nights with no virgins. Continue reading
Last night was one of those Big Brother challenges that do not have a winner when the episode ends. I think someone in the house referred to it as mental endurance. So I was engrossed in a wine fueled evening of watching the live feeds with the TV on mute. Unfortunately my TV was showing WWHL and I glanced over and noticed, Nene. I am sick to my stomach at the thought of watching this, but I have to know WTF is going on.
Is Andy drinking rosé ?He’s already a pussy. He’s so damned happy! Ugh. Andy and Jeff play the crotch game and he mentions Scott Baio. That is interesting because Scott has become a Jesus Warrior or something and was very offended and pretty much refused to play. This has made Scott Baio Andy’s least favorite guest. Then he says that Nene has been on the show the most. Is that true? A Nene montage of noses follows. Andy says that Nene has been on a grand total of 20 times and “he loves that lady so much.” Oh god. He totally spazzes out like Elvis has arrived in the clubhouse to admit that he really isn’t dead. It’s unbearable. He professes his undying love. They double kiss. It’s over the top fangirl time for Andy. Continue reading