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WWHL With Lisa Rinna

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Lisa tweeted before the show began that she was full of piss and vinegar. So that gives me hope this might be a good show. Also, Lisa was photographed being carried over a snow bank into the building to film. It’s all over the tabloids today. This Morning Wendy Williams threw some shade at Andy by putting up the picture saying  Lisa was in town “for something.”  She went on to point out that Lisa was wearing heels and no coat and if she was local she would know to wear her Uggs inside and then change shoes. I guess this feud has NOT been put to rest. Um, why would someone from L.A. need Uggs? Side note: Don’t you hate when Californians wear Uggs and scarves and knit hats in summer with shorts? What is up with that? I bet those knit hats hold in their hippie smells (patchouli and weed). Ew. Just EW.

Okay my stupid Charter DVR needs like a rest between taping shows so if you tape two things at 10 pm then whatever you tape at 11 is “clipped.” Because, Charter.  So I missed the first minute but the deal is that it is Dakota Fanning’s 21st Birthday and for some reason at the bar there is both an ice sculpture of Giggy and some sort of Frat boy theme with a topless male bartender and jello shots.  It’s basically something out of one of Andy Cohen’s wet dreams.

Holy Shit! Dakota is in the first chair. Let’s hope it is because it’s her birthday and not Andy throwing shade. Continue reading

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WWHL With Lisa Vanderpump

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My DVR has been cutting things off lately so this show is starting with the introductions missing. I am already displeased. I really hate Andy and Lisa Vanderpump together the just ramp each other up on the shade. Andy goes right to the clip about Kristen getting fired and Lisa just can’t agree enough about the kitchen celebration. Eventually, the move on to Lisa talking about how horrible Stassi’s critique of the wedding was.

On to RHOBH… Andy seem to always fully invest in the storylines. He really speaks as if he believes everything on the show. Like Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse. Even Lisa’s subtle hints  of “more like 21 minutes” cause Andy to insist she did the whole three weeks.

Andy asked her what she though about Lisa and  Eileen’s attempts to address the problem with Kim. Lisa says she was trying to steer clear of the whole thing. Lisa said that when she asked Kim in Paris if she had taken a sleeping pill she was met with hostility. Also, she was not at the poker party so she didn’t see for herself what had really happened. Lisa says they are coming from a place of love, but they are headed for trouble. Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live Guest List for February

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Tonight on WWHL we have Lisa Vanderpump all by her lonesome.  Next Sunday is the Oscars so we will have no RHOA or WWHL. Check out the rest of the guests below and let me know who sounds interesting to you. Continue reading

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WWHL With Nene Leakes And Tracee Ellis Ross

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Hey, did you notice no Nene on tonight’s RHOA? It was awesome. Sadly there was too much Porsha. Anyway. I’m trying to get this up quickly but I’m already 20 minutes behind somehow. So I’m going to do this as fast as I can with little regard for typos.

First, Nene’s look is bad but it looks great compared to Tracee’s odd fashion choice that is somehow a mixture of a jump suit and hot pants in the dead of winter in NYC.   I love Tracee but this is a fashion fail. Why is Andy’s tie always so crooked? Nene’s hair is hideous again. But at least it sort of looks like hair. The bartender is a Diana Ross drag queen.

Andy asked Nene what she knows about Mr. Chocolate. She says she likes the name but she has no idea if Phaedra is having an affair or not. She moves on to make it all about herself. She says she has been through a “public breakup” before and it’s really hard. Of course hers was all bullshit just to get a Wedding By Bravo. But is was still tough faking it. Or something. Nene says that Phaedra does have a girlfriend named White Chocolate. So is she trying to say she calls her girlfriend Daddy and asks her to spank her? WTF are the talking about?  And Nene’s face looks weird. I can’t figure out what is different. Is it just the wider hair? Nene says that White Chocolate used to be a stripper and she is best friends with Phaedra and she’s married now and just threw her a baby shower. None of this makes any sense. Why is she telling us this?  Andy says it is easy to fake texts from someone. Is it?

Andy claims to love Nene’s hair. She walked in a benefit for Naomi Campbell in NYC and apparently walked out with the wig. That explains the improvement. #BitchStoleMyHair !

Andy acts like he believes the scene is real. I suppose he has to pretend. They play a  clip from next week when Cynthia and Kenya confront Phaedra about Mr. Chocolate. Porsha is right there sticking up for Phaedra. Because, Porsha. Continue reading

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Katie Maloney and Tom Schwartz On WWHL : Is Katie Pregnant?

Katies looks smaller in this picture than on TV

Katies looks smaller in this picture than on TV

Once again WWHL has to add itself on to Vanderpump Rules to boost rating. That should be illegal.  First of all Katie looks like she has put on some weight. Maybe she just had a boob job?  Preganacy boobs? I’m not trying to insult her but she has a ton of weave in and almost looks pregnant. I’m just throwing that out there. That was my initial reaction. I shall now be watching to see if she is drinking. She’s also covering her tummy with her arm a lot. I would not put a desperate move past Katie. She seems hellbent on holding on to Schwartz.  It is the oldest trick in the book…. just saying. There is a lot a fabric and ruching on that dress.  Again, she looks FANTASTIC. You know like a glowing mom to be…

Right away Andy asks Schwartz if after seeing the show he still blames Jax for putting his business on front street. Schwartz says. “Maybe a little but I guess I have no one to blame but myself.” Well, and production because that was such a set up. Continue reading

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WWHL With Cynthia Bailey

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It’s time for WWHL with Cynthia Bailey! I already hate Cynthia’s look. Her face looks odd and I do not like the green dress. I am so disappointed. The main reason to tune in for WWHL with Cynthia is to see her stunning looks  This is not my favorite. :( Christina is not wearing the outfit in the picture above but some hootchie mama outfit she must have borrowed from Porsha at the last minute. Is it just me or are both outfits disappointing? And Andy’s tie is crooked. AGAIN.

Andy shows the black thing that Porsha went to the beach. Am I supposed to know who Christina is? She seems trashy. And drunk.

Andy asks Cynthia about Porsha being a prostitute.  Cynthia says something about the thing about getting read is you have the opportunity to clear things up. The implication was that Porsha never denied it.

Next up is the Kordell and Claudia hook up. Cynthia says she didn’t see that coming. Continue reading

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Andy Discusses Brandi’s Wine Toss on WWHL

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Who can forget Brandi’s wine toss on WWHL this week?  Finally we get Andy’s reaction to the whole thing.

Andy says at the time it was happening it seemed very real to him.  He said Jeff appeared to be genuinely shocked. He says that afterward they both said it was a joke. Andy says it didn’t seem very funny to him. He said, usually a joke is followed by a punchline.  Usually a joke is followed by, “Just Kidding!”  Andy says he spent the whole aftershow  trying to get them to make up. Then afterward they said it was a joke. Frankly, if she had just turned around after she was pretending to cry, I guess, and said, ‘Just Kidding’.  It would have been amazing.  Andy said he didn’t think she was actually crying. She did seem genuinely upset and he thinks Jeff was genuinely reacting to her. He doesn’t think Jeff knew, but he really doesn’t know. Continue reading

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WWHL With Lisa Rinna And Bob Harper

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Well fuck. I really wanted to be done for the night, but that one chick’s asshole brother is the bartender tonight. My post about that brother was the most read and of 2014.  It had so many Facebook shares (and was stolen so many times by other sites that I had to take some legal action at sites that consistently steal my post for advertising purposes with not credit, it was the moneymaker post for me despite a few cease and desist shutdowns.  Anyway you can read all about the brother here.

First, Andy and Lisa talk about how in his book he was considering Lisa Rinna as a housewife and she is fitting in perfectly.  Lisa says she was essentially auditioning on WWHL and Andy tries to deny it by Lisa wanted on the show season one. I wish they would have had the sense to take her. She would be the fan favorite over everyone.

Anyway, I love WWHL but hate recapping because of all the dialogue. So I am going to paraphrase as much as possible rather than transcribe.

New twist. The guests and Andy will have to do a pushup for every time the drinking word is said. I already forgot what it was, because I was winding down for the evening thinking I was off the clock and now am WUI (working under the influence). Continue reading

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WWHL With Scheana Marie and Wolf Blitzer

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Dammit. I was just setting up this post and thought Kristen was going to be the guest. Wishful thinking I guess. At least it’s not Stassi.

Scheana’s dress is stunning if a bit colorful. She also is the only person I’ve seen pull of that bright pink/fushia lipstick. Andy starts off talking about John, Jax’s sugar daddy, and I realize for the first time that John’s real name is probably not John. I feel stupid now.

Andy plays a montage of Stassi trash talking Scheana.  Scheana  says, “It’s funny that all of her friends had the same butterfly crayony eyelashes on as well. I take it as a compliment. American Girl dolls are awesome. Everyone grew up with one (um, not Stassi, she was poor) and gypsies are beautiful, so thank you.” Continue reading

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Claudia Jordan On WWHL

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So, Claudia’s tits are on full display right is up, left is down her hair is amazing. Right away they talk about what a wild ride this episode of RHOA was.  Willie Geist says to Claudia, ” You really took a shot at the throne, didn’t you?”

Claudia replies, “Well, you know what, I do not start with anyone.  I will respond and I felt like I had no choice. You know?”

They played a game where they rated the dresses at the Golden Globes. The did an open the vault showing Claudia on Deal or No Deal and in several pageants including Miss USA and a Price is Right Montage.

They play a montage of all the crap Phaedra spewed from her mouth on to Demetria. Claudia says that there was no basis for any of it. They don’t even know each other. Claudia says she loves Demetria and that she is a great girl. Willie says that Phaedra was very shady

They played of clip from the shade throwing between Claudia and Nene.  At the end Claudia says, ” I took a shower this morning and the clit was still there.” Willie sort of stares into space incredulously. Continue reading

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Updated WWHL Guest List

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Tonight on WWHL Claudia Jordan will hang out with Andy and Willie Geist! Hopefully at the right time. And possibly even live!  Click through for the guests for the rest of the week. Continue reading

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WWHL With Brandi Glanville and Jeff Lewis: Brandi Isn’t Going To Win An Emmy

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I am so over Brandi Glanville for the evening, but I have a feeling that Jeff Lewis is going to make the laborious recapping of this episode. Brandi is wearing a completely sheer skirt (except for the stripes) with nothing but black underwear underneath.  I think Brandi Said it was La Perla. She’s totally wearing lingerie on WWHL. Jeff Lewis has already called her a prostitute.  The family who watches from the bed rather than the couch on People’s Couch are the bartenders.

Andy says he enjoyed watching Brandi make Kate Gosselin cry on Celebrity Apprentice. Brandi says she misses the episode because she was on the plane to NYC to be with Andy tonight.

Andy asks Brandi if she regrets anything from tonight’s episode. She says, ” I do, I think when you waste wine, it’s alcohol abuse.”  Andy shakes his head. Brandi says she does regret it. She asks Andy, “When you say sorry once, do you have to say it a million times?” Andy says, “Yes.”  Brandi says, “Nope.”  Jeff says, ” Well, I disagree, I’m happy and I do drink that much.” Continue reading

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