With the announcement last week that everyone has made jury, the houseguests are all just hanging out waiting to see what order Paul will evict everyone. If you want to know who played in veto and all the crazy things happening in the house since the veto comp was played, you can find all of […]
TT UPDATE! HAS PAULIE SELF EVICTED? Here is what I know: 3:12 a.m BBT Cam 1/2 Paulie climbs in bed with Corey and seems to be grasping at straws. Then he says his only hope is the return ticket, but even if he gets back in it will still be 3 against 5. Fish […]
I am not going to recap this because my Big Brother readers already know everything from my previous posts . I will IMPLORE YOU to watch this show though. It’s the best season ever. Stupid shit Jozea says on the live show. My intuition is always right. I think it’s going to be a landslide […]
By: Urethra Franklin Big Brother 15 drama is like herpes. It goes away, and then flares back up again. So take some of your friends’ #Valtrex and wash it down with this hilarious hot tea….. Remember last week when I talked about Nick dumping Gina Marie out of his life because of her extreme jealously […]
By: Urethra Franklin It’s the off season for Big Brother, but there is still major DRAMA privately & on social media between 2nd place winner Gina Marie Zimmerman & Nick Uhas. As most of you recall, Gina Marie’s cringe worthy obsession with Nick was laughing fodder the entire season; but it hasn’t been funny for […]
I have been getting all of these weird emails about racist Amanda Zuckerman meeting alleged racist Brandi Glanville. I keep trying to like Brandi despite the fact I don’t anymore. She is the ex lover that fucked me over and I still want to love. Apparently, Amanda Zuckerman of BB15: The KKK Season ran across […]
Um, so, my darling @Urethra_F who for some reason y’all are NOT following (Mistake. Big Mistake, HUGE!) is in some sort of twitter war with Gina Marie of BB15 notoriety fans. And he just shared what Gina Marie is doing to pass the time of being an unemployed game show contestant. It’s not good. Also her […]
A bit of levity on a Friday night…. PS a quick stroll through GM’s twitter makes it seem like she spent all her stipend on plastic surgery! She unrecognizable. Maybe that was the point?
Sorry for the delay. So many technical issues. Now new tiny laptop with Windows 8. I am a professional and must preserve! Plus, I could not sweet talk UF into doing it. I think he is mad I don’t hate Andy enough. I am a bit concerned that Will (aka the greatest BB player ever […]
I just noticed that McCrae’s dick was highly visible in the Superhero challenge. I miss a lot blogging the show. LOL. I can’t see Chenbot without thinking of Wil’s (ain’t nobody got time for two L’s) impersonation. Andy is spazztastic in the DR and it’s just hard for me to hate him like the rest […]
The audience is full of old people again. So Judd won’t get a genuine exit response. Wow, I didn’t realize they had not even shown the veto yet. Judd in the diary room, “Maybe I am the lowest guy on the totem pole in this group?” Um, duh? Wow! This is a big production for […]
I am already worried this is not going to happen, and it hasn’t even started yet! Oh God. They are already editing this to make it look like Amanda is staying. I just can’t. I am going to an ulcer before this show is over. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! Amanda knows that […]
We begin with Amanda and McRae crying. And Amanda going bat shit on everyone. It doesn’t make sense! I’ve seen all of this. Get to Ballerina bowling. oh wait! I can watch Amanda cry all day. I can smell these two from here. If production is trying to save Amanda, why would they strong arm Judd […]
I am going to start blogging with Big Brother tonight because I need something light after watching a serious foreign movie. I love that tonight’s tagline is Spencer saying, “I am disgusting though!” We start with the HoH which we all know GM wins. Andy keeps saying in his talking heads that he is against McCranda but […]
What does a blogger have to do to get reliable help around here? My knuckleheads, @newjerzeyboy and @dramarty have become totally useless and now @Urethra_F is on some sort of blogging strike when BB is blacked out in my viewing area for fucking football. It took me a while to get a live stream that […]
For some reason I stayed up all night last night watching live feeds despite the fact that nothing much was actually happening. I am really not ready for more Amanda, but I do want to see the Zingbot! Here are the ZINGS! : Mccrae, I finally understand why you are always wearing shorts. Because Amanda […]
Please assume that all Big Brother posts will have Spoilers. The majority of us are watching the live feeds and are several days ahead of the show. #SorryNotSorry Judd says in his talking head that he is coming after Amanda and McCrae when he gets back in the house. Side note: Why doesn’t Big Brother […]
The picture above is the basis of the “production pushed Helen off the ledge rumor.” While it does sort of look like a hand appears in the box behind Helen’s feet, I am not buying in to this particular conspiracy. Your mileage may vary.
Um, for some unknown reason, Aaryn accidently picks up a bottle of nail polish remover and chugs it. How is that possible? Was she just so fed up with McCranda stanking up her bed she decided to off herself? Apparently she is fine and did not even get medical attention….
Sent to me by UF the Wil parody so far…. Miss Franklin will address all your questions and provide updates here.
I obviously can’t keep us caught up on the live feed but hopefully UF and Doc and others will. Sometimes, I get a glimmer of Internet access and the BB comments are the first thing I check. I HATE that Andy is most loyal to McRanda. WTF is he thinking? If he goes to final three […]
Spencer Clawson is being investigated by his hometown police department for comments he made on Big Brother about enjoying child porn. Apparently, Spencer was joking around with McCrae’s microphone while McCrae was in the shower pretending to be McRae, saying, “I like to beat off to child porn. Did I ever tell y’all about that? I […]
I don’t know that we will need a BB post for Sunday, because the glorious Miss Urethra Franklin has us all caught up. But I am going to start a short one anyway for my comments. Just because I miss talking to you guys while watching. Maybe I will say something interesting. Or not. The […]
– SPOILERS-WARNING: LIVE FEED BIG BROTHER SPOILERS. Hey people, Urethra Franklin here, and I’m doing TT’s job while she trolls bars for free wi-fi &cocktails…..I always love the 24 hours after the live eviction. There are alliance & power shifts, and bombs are dropped…. And the 24 hours after eviction did not disappoint in the drama department. Pour your drink on and read on about Amanda’s rampage through the house… But first I’ll pick up directly after the live eviction. Howard was voted out 7-1…
Urethra Franklin is in the house… If any if you tattlers need a straightjacket in the near future, good luck finding one. They are all on reserve for the crazy dysfunctional paranoid HG in the insane asylum that is Big Brother 15. I have neglected all of my real life 3D obligations for the past […]
Dear UF, Please tell us what is going on in the house. With my unfortunate Internet Outage, I have had plenty of time to erect an alter where I pray HOURLY for the eviction of Amanda. Please tell me this will happen. That bitch is in HOH no matter who is there. When Judd was […]
I am quite sure that most everything that happens tonight will have been covered by Urethra Franklin in this post with much more wit and detail. I am going to slam bang down some interesting things that we haven’t covered, unless there are none and in that case you will never see this post. 🙂 […]
Big Brother fans across social media have been speculating about evicted Nick’s sexuality since the season premiered. A lot of this was driven by his refusal to participate in a showmance. Of course, in Gina Marie’s head they were having a showmance that she has never recovered from. I think setting up a pillow division between […]
Hey all…Urethra Franklin here giving some updates about the Big Brother house since the live eviction show. WARNING SPOILERS BELOW…WARNING SPOILERS BELOW
Never one to miss an opportunity to fan the flames of racial tensions, The LA Times has written nearly half a dozen articles about the bigoted Big Brother houseguests this season. Last night the paper reported “sources” that claim that Aaryn Gries mother is working to rehab her daughter’s image even while she is in the house. […]
Hi everybody. Its Urethra Franklin recapping tonight’s episode of The Young & The Racist, also known as Big Brother. I’m gonna recap the 2nd half of Sunday’s episode that most of you all missed because the golf game ran overtime and cut the show off for DVR users. It’s the have not competition which consists […]
On Big Brother 15 racism and bigotry seem to be taking over the story line. While this is an unfortunate insight into what some young people are still dealing with, there is a lot more that we could be talking about. Candice has alluded many times to some secrets that Kaitlin has shared with her outside the […]
Oh great. Apparently there was some sort of sporting event on tonight which screwed up the Big Brother taping. So I am missing the last 30 minutes or so of the show. Oh well, at least Archi sent me a good graphic. It really pretty much sums up the events immediately following HOH. Gina Marie is […]