This picture is from 8/2/14
Two seasons ago we were blessed with a self-absorbed pathological liar who never saw a mirror she didn’t like. He name was Danielle Murphree and I wrote her autobiography here based on stupid shit she said on the live feeds. It’s a good read even if you are not a big brother watcher. This season, we have Caleb Reynolds who is a pathological liar of Danielle Murphree proportions. I wonder if she is seeing anybody. Can you imagine a Caleb and Danielle showmance? Danielle’s imaginary cancer was something to behold. How do these people pass the psyche eval? I assume there is some one question test. Do you have mental health issues? No? Okay fine, welcome to the Big Brother house.
I’ve been keeping up with Caleb’s lies since the beginning of the season. This thread is a compilation of Caleb’s lies since the first day. I will update them as more arise. I figured it was time to finally group them together and get something up because, I think Caleb’s time on Big Brother 16 may be nearing an end.
So grab some popcorn and enjoy the many, many, lies of Caleb Reynolds. Continue reading
OMG I look like such a dumbass for being the ONLY VOTE FOR DAN! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Guess who got NO MONEY for being Dan’s puppet?
It’s bad enough to lose. It’s worse to have been a puppet the whole game, but the CROWNING MOMENT OF GLORY? Being the only one to vote for Dan. Congrats on being first loser, Danielle!
The Talk today is all about Survivor and Big Brother let’s see what the final 3 had to say to Julie. I can’t believe I have watched 24 seasons of Survivor. I have had to mute the TV until Sheryl stops talking. Trust me you don’t want to know. I can’t believe they are interviewing Lisa Whelchel. I didn’t think Survivor let any of the players do interviews until they were voted off.
Finally, it’s time for the Big Brother interviews. Danielle was asked how shocked she was to see Shane evicted and if she is nervous about seeing him tonight? She replied, “Yes, I am nervous about seeing him and I had no idea he was going to be evicted.” She was also asked about going to the gymnastics event. She gave some boring answer. Ian said playing the game is so much harder than watching at home. If he takes home the money he will be paying off some school loans. Dan doesn’t answer Sharon’s question about whether he felt he would be in the final two again this year. Sharon’s question seemed to indicate that he was already in the final 2. It’s funny to see Danielle in that pink dress since she had so much trouble getting it on. It was totally not worth watching that entire episode for such a nothing little thing of an interview.
Who do you think will be evicted in third place?
I’d like to present to you, the top ten idiotic things BB14 Danielle said on the live feeds today…thanks to the Danielle thread at SurvivorSucks for help.
- #10 I was not wearing Shane’s sweat pants for three days because I miss him! I just couldn’t get out to do laundry. (And I am too fat for my own pants)
- #9 If you give my phone number to JoJo I will tweet it to the world.
- #8 I don’t want to want people on the live feeds to know I have fake boobs because they will judge me and think I am promiscuous!
- #7 Anyone saying bad things is just a hater, and if you don’t have haters you are not doing something right.
- #6 Ian, who has been in bed for hours and mostly leaves her alone has stopped “following her around.”
- #5 Shane is going to be so mad at her for telling him she has fake boobs!
- #4 I pack healthy food for my lunches at work because I am very health conscious .
- #3 I could have saved the Zingbot! ( I am starting to wonder if the person in the Zingbot suit actually died as much as production refuses to let us hear about it and now this) (cut to fish)
- #2 I made Ian cry last night, and I kind of feel bad about it but he is such a horrible person. He just sniffled and said he hoped we could all be friends in the end. I feel bad, but he deserved it.
- #1 I have to take two weeks off after the show for my (cancer that isn’t cancer) surgery.
It’s been a long night of RHONJ and Oprah interviewing Usher and now Iyania interviewing Evelyn Lozada… I don’t have much time to update y’all on the live feeds. But Dani has been losing her mind all day. Is she mad at Dan? Well not so much. She is mostly pissed at Ian for winning. When she talks to Ian she pretends like she is mad at Dan but when she is with Dan she threatens Ian. Dan had to talk her down after she said she “would snap Ian’s neck” if he talked to her today.
Shortly thereafter Dani was in the DR for a long time and came out heavily medicated. Whatever they gave her wore off and she just a bit ago went all in on Ian again while Dan was in the DR (ALLEDGEDLY). Dan has been in the DR for quite a long time. Like long enought to be shown the feeds and have a swedish massage and a couple margaritas. WTF is going on in there? Meanwhile, Dani went after Ian again because he meds have worn off. (Not kidding, she admits she is being medicated and it’s obvious). She was a ginormous cuntbag and Ian sort of turtled and said something about them all being friends when the game was over.
I can’t BELIEVE the edit this deranged girl gets on the broadcast show. As I leave you for now, Ian is stimming on the hammock saying essentially he doesn’t negotiate with terrorists and “she tried to blackmail me.” and oh wait he is going in now where she is losing her mind begging for a DR… I will stay with it for a few. I can’t imagine what Dan is doing in DR that would take this long. They must be keeping him in there for the drama but both of them are at their breaking points and need DR or Dan or something. This will not go well.
(off topic but y’all need to watch this Iyania Show on OWN, she’s cray cray…but she makes sense…talking to Evelyn she says, essentially it was okay he was hurting you until he did it in a way everyone could see it. You had to protect your ego/image but would not protect your self/soul. Deep. Personal. Important TV)
Sorry got caught up in an email. Am drinking. And Danielle is TOTALLY psycho. I want to go drunk book a Christmas trip to Paris and I need you to follow the crazy for me. Meanwhile, Dan just said to Dani… it was four years ago today I won. She is clueless.
OMG Now she is saying… I have to go home and have surgery to find out if I have cancer….
So last night in the Big Brother house, it was Ian versus Danielle in part two of the HOH competition. Let’s take a look at some pictures from inside the house and see if we can determine what happened, shall we? Ian looks happy. He is convinced it will be a “Renegade” final two. But will it? Ian is definately taking Dan. But Dan has been giving mixed signals to the cameras since he got pissy with production for telling him to put his mic on. Is he going to try to take Danielle or has he decided his best bet is with Ian?
Julie Chen shared her thoughts on the some of the houseguests in her weekly interview with Entertainment Weekly. She was not holding back anything. Let’s look at some highlights.
EW: Did Shane burst into tears when you went to commercial? Chenbot: No, but I could tell he wanted to. It was all so surreal for him. Luckily our houseguest relations handler came up immediately with her friendly, nurturing, smiling face and I think he was relieved to see a familiar face. I thought he was going to nuzzle up to her bosom and start saying mamma while sucking his thumb.
EW: Shane didn’t even try to talk Danielle out of putting him up! Was he overly confident about his safety or just being a colossal knucklehead? Chenbot: Uh, I’m going to go with ‘knucklehead of the season’ award. He was right to trust Danielle but he didn’t think it through far enough to realize it doesn’t matter what Danielle promises him. What matters is what Dan is thinking and will most likely do to help Dan’s game. Continue reading
I think I am finally calmed down enough to discuss Big Brother with y’all. If you missed the show last night. GO RIGHT NOW to cbs.com and see if it is there. You must watch it. In yet another move which will spark heated debates about Dan’s game and whether he has usurped Dr. Will for best player of all time (I say he has), Dan managed to pull of a huge blindside with only four players left in the house. Dan gave new life to the game motto from Survivor as he outwitted, outlasted and definitely outplayed his newbie opponents. This years houseguests are not even in his league. Dani who was HOH and the holder of the veto, with all the control in the house once again layed down and did exactly what Dan told her to do. I’m not sure if it is even “Dan Mist” at this point as his three opponents continued to play Dan’s game like three zombies under some serious mind control.
Dani took Dan off the block because he told her to, despite it being a terrible game move for her. Shane Forrest Gumped himself right over to the block and then gave a long rambling goodbye message to Ian in the time he had alloted to try to save his dumb ass. Then Dan shocked the house and told Shane to get to stepping. Ian went into a full-blown psychotic episode stimming so hard the eviction chair had a hard time staying together. Danielle’s ginormous chin zit popped wide open when her jaw hit the floor and Shane ran out of the house like his hair gel had caught fire without even stopping to gather up all his pink tank tops and frilly pink shorts. It really was brilliant reality TV.
We were then all frustrated to death when the feeds did not come back for over two hours! The online Big Brother fanatics (myself included) lost our minds. We missed perhaps the best parts of the meltdowns and the pregame Dan Mist before part one of the three-part HOH. And Lord have mercy it had to be good because here is how the HOH went… Continue reading
This is by far my favorite season of Big Brother in years. Here we are at the final four with Delusional Danielle who has herself in a good position to win the whole thing, Ian the boy wonder who is still lost in the Dan mist, Shane the pretty but dumb jock and reluctant heterosexual who wins comps when he really needs them, and Dan, the mastermind of this entire season who is still pulling all the strings. Click through for spoilers for tonights so, which if things go as currently planned will be epic. Continue reading
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AhKrNcLjqM Here is a link to one that is still up for now, but not allowing embedding.
Okay here is a YouTube of Danielle’s fake cancer confessional. Also, while I was watching I remembered something I left out of the Danielle Autobiography. When I interviewed a college friend of Danielle’s she told me a story about how Danielle ALLEGEDLY claimed to have had cancer in college and had been through chemo. When someone asked her how come she didn’t lose her hair she said because it was a “new special kind of chemo.” Kind of like a “new special place in hell” for people who lie about having cancer for sympathy. At the time of the exclusive interview I chose to leave out several things that were told to me in an attempt not to villify Danielle. Since that interview, Danielle has continued to hang herself. I sincerely worry for her mental health and what will happen to her when she leaves the house.
Although the live feeds have been off since early afternoon and are expected to be off until after tomorrow nights’s show, @MissCleoBB14 was at the taping this evening and has spilled all the tea on what went down. She saw, among other things the footage of Danielle and Shane at the Fierce Five gymnastics event where it appears Danielle was just as nauseating as she was in the house when she got home. Danielle was a tumbler and a gymnast, y’all. I’m sure she gave the gold medalists some valuable pointers. Click through to find out who was evicted and who the new HOH is…
Since the feeds are down for the evicition and HOH tonight, I’ve taken the liberty of taking everything Danielle has shared about herself and creating her autobiography. Here is Danielle’s life story in (mostly) her words. New stuff in purple.
On April 24, 1989 a child was welcomed into the world possibly to the lyrics of Madonna’s Like a Prayer …I close my eyes, oh God I think I’m falling… Out of the sky, I close my eyes…Heaven help me. And just like that Danielle Alexis Murphree fell from the heavens and landed in Alabama. Her parents were both marines and her father was also an alcoholic preacher who beat her and gave her whiskey when she was four. She quickly determined, at the tender age of four, that dark liquids (other than red wine) were not good for her. For the next ten years, her neglectful mother, who is a “professional swimmer” would spend all of her time writing a single computer program that only she was capable of writing. It was a very important program and she focused all of her time on the writing of it. Sadly, this left her with no time to tend to her lady garden which quickly grew out of control into a large, ginger bush. Obviously, the mere sight of the ginger bush was emotionally scarring to young Dani driving her to madness at a very young age.
Dani’s father was not much help either as he was a drunk Marine-Preacher who would try to teach her to swim by throwing her in the deep end of the pool screaming “Sink or Swim, Sweetcheeks.” Poor Dani nearly drowned in that cement pond in Alabama many, many times. That doesn’t even include the time that she and her Daddy were down at the swamp hunting alligators and Dani fell and broke her back. Her Daddy threw her over his shoulder and carried her home where the back magically healed itself. When times were hard, Dani would retreat to the three-story tree house her Daddy built for her in the backyard and practice her poses in the many mirrors she kept there. Sometimes she would just sit in her treehouse staring into her mirrors and thinking of happier times, like back when her great grandfather invented laundry detergent. It was that invention that made her entire family very wealthy and allowed Danielle to buy all the make-up she could ever want. Continue reading