TT UPDATE! HAS PAULIE SELF EVICTED? Here is what I know:
3:12 a.m BBT Cam 1/2 Paulie climbs in bed with Corey and seems to be grasping at straws. Then he says his only hope is the return ticket, but even if he gets back in it will still be 3 against 5. Fish for just over a minute and cameras come back and Paulie is crying and Corey is hugging him. Paulie says, ” People are gonna wish they didn’t screw with them cause people will wanna be with them outside the house. Fuckin’ Marksmen.” ( I guess he named him and Corey the Marksmen at some point) Paulie was super restless and eventually gets up around 3:30 a.m. to go to the bathroom. On the way back he pushes the button for the DR. We see Corey sit up and look around and go back to sleep. around 4 am Skippy took the feeds off the Tokyo room and put it on the Have Not room.
Paulie could have returned to the Tokyo room off camera. However, the reason people are so suspicious is that he was not seen this morning at all. And after they played the wake up music, the feeds have not returned. Usually on eviction days we get a couple hours at least after they wake up before the feeds are cut. So now there is rampant speculation. Didi Paulie self evict this morning because he is too chicken shit to meet Julie and go to the jury house? I’m pretty sure the crowd for this eviction is all CBS employees so that he won’t be traumatized by being booed. What a pussy this guy is. Has anyone ever been too to walk out the front door before? I don’t think so. \
Never mind, Paulie was just shown in the kitchen begging for votes. The new theory is that Paulie was probably naked on top of the covers and the cameras turned off the room.
By Lime Brain
I’m not doing a recap of last night’s show, instead, this is a recap of events that happened since I last posted to get you up to speed on what’s going on behind the scenes leading up to tonight’s eviction. So let’s get this started!
We left off with Paulie finally baking his pies. I don’t know when this happened (or why) but at one point Paulie was making them naked except for the apron he was wearing. Hopefully, TT can find the picture going around the internet with his butt cheeks hanging out. ( I did but I put it after the fold) I really hope nobody is eating those pies between that and his constant ball scratching/adjusting and nose picking.
Paulie and Corey discussed James. Paulie thinks that James got the America’s Care Package because America knew that they were talking about back dooring James. Paulie tells Corey that he can still trust James because he told James to work with them and he thinks James would nominate Victor and Paul if he becomes HoH. James later told Paul about it and then Paul told Victor about it. Paul told Victor not to worry because Natalie has turned James against Corey. They want to stay loyal to James and Nat to final five and then get rid of Michelle if they get the chance. (I don’t believe it.)
Michelle is upset that Paulie is telling people that she is willing to vote Natalie out if she goes up as a replacement nom.
This picture is from 8/2/14
Two seasons ago we were blessed with a self-absorbed pathological liar who never saw a mirror she didn’t like. He name was Danielle Murphree and I wrote her autobiography here based on stupid shit she said on the live feeds. It’s a good read even if you are not a big brother watcher. This season, we have Caleb Reynolds who is a pathological liar of Danielle Murphree proportions. I wonder if she is seeing anybody. Can you imagine a Caleb and Danielle showmance? Danielle’s imaginary cancer was something to behold. How do these people pass the psyche eval? I assume there is some one question test. Do you have mental health issues? No? Okay fine, welcome to the Big Brother house.
I’ve been keeping up with Caleb’s lies since the beginning of the season. This thread is a compilation of Caleb’s lies since the first day. I will update them as more arise. I figured it was time to finally group them together and get something up because, I think Caleb’s time on Big Brother 16 may be nearing an end.
So grab some popcorn and enjoy the many, many, lies of Caleb Reynolds. Continue reading
OMG I look like such a dumbass for being the ONLY VOTE FOR DAN! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Guess who got NO MONEY for being Dan’s puppet?
It’s bad enough to lose. It’s worse to have been a puppet the whole game, but the CROWNING MOMENT OF GLORY? Being the only one to vote for Dan. Congrats on being first loser, Danielle!
The Talk today is all about Survivor and Big Brother let’s see what the final 3 had to say to Julie. I can’t believe I have watched 24 seasons of Survivor. I have had to mute the TV until Sheryl stops talking. Trust me you don’t want to know. I can’t believe they are interviewing Lisa Whelchel. I didn’t think Survivor let any of the players do interviews until they were voted off.
Finally, it’s time for the Big Brother interviews. Danielle was asked how shocked she was to see Shane evicted and if she is nervous about seeing him tonight? She replied, “Yes, I am nervous about seeing him and I had no idea he was going to be evicted.” She was also asked about going to the gymnastics event. She gave some boring answer. Ian said playing the game is so much harder than watching at home. If he takes home the money he will be paying off some school loans. Dan doesn’t answer Sharon’s question about whether he felt he would be in the final two again this year. Sharon’s question seemed to indicate that he was already in the final 2. It’s funny to see Danielle in that pink dress since she had so much trouble getting it on. It was totally not worth watching that entire episode for such a nothing little thing of an interview.
Who do you think will be evicted in third place?
I’d like to present to you, the top ten idiotic things BB14 Danielle said on the live feeds today…thanks to the Danielle thread at SurvivorSucks for help.
- #10 I was not wearing Shane’s sweat pants for three days because I miss him! I just couldn’t get out to do laundry. (And I am too fat for my own pants)
- #9 If you give my phone number to JoJo I will tweet it to the world.
- #8 I don’t want to want people on the live feeds to know I have fake boobs because they will judge me and think I am promiscuous!
- #7 Anyone saying bad things is just a hater, and if you don’t have haters you are not doing something right.
- #6 Ian, who has been in bed for hours and mostly leaves her alone has stopped “following her around.”
- #5 Shane is going to be so mad at her for telling him she has fake boobs!
- #4 I pack healthy food for my lunches at work because I am very health conscious .
- #3 I could have saved the Zingbot! ( I am starting to wonder if the person in the Zingbot suit actually died as much as production refuses to let us hear about it and now this) (cut to fish)
- #2 I made Ian cry last night, and I kind of feel bad about it but he is such a horrible person. He just sniffled and said he hoped we could all be friends in the end. I feel bad, but he deserved it.
- #1 I have to take two weeks off after the show for my (cancer that isn’t cancer) surgery.
It’s been a long night of RHONJ and Oprah interviewing Usher and now Iyania interviewing Evelyn Lozada… I don’t have much time to update y’all on the live feeds. But Dani has been losing her mind all day. Is she mad at Dan? Well not so much. She is mostly pissed at Ian for winning. When she talks to Ian she pretends like she is mad at Dan but when she is with Dan she threatens Ian. Dan had to talk her down after she said she “would snap Ian’s neck” if he talked to her today.
Shortly thereafter Dani was in the DR for a long time and came out heavily medicated. Whatever they gave her wore off and she just a bit ago went all in on Ian again while Dan was in the DR (ALLEDGEDLY). Dan has been in the DR for quite a long time. Like long enought to be shown the feeds and have a swedish massage and a couple margaritas. WTF is going on in there? Meanwhile, Dani went after Ian again because he meds have worn off. (Not kidding, she admits she is being medicated and it’s obvious). She was a ginormous cuntbag and Ian sort of turtled and said something about them all being friends when the game was over.
I can’t BELIEVE the edit this deranged girl gets on the broadcast show. As I leave you for now, Ian is stimming on the hammock saying essentially he doesn’t negotiate with terrorists and “she tried to blackmail me.” and oh wait he is going in now where she is losing her mind begging for a DR… I will stay with it for a few. I can’t imagine what Dan is doing in DR that would take this long. They must be keeping him in there for the drama but both of them are at their breaking points and need DR or Dan or something. This will not go well.
(off topic but y’all need to watch this Iyania Show on OWN, she’s cray cray…but she makes sense…talking to Evelyn she says, essentially it was okay he was hurting you until he did it in a way everyone could see it. You had to protect your ego/image but would not protect your self/soul. Deep. Personal. Important TV)
Sorry got caught up in an email. Am drinking. And Danielle is TOTALLY psycho. I want to go drunk book a Christmas trip to Paris and I need you to follow the crazy for me. Meanwhile, Dan just said to Dani… it was four years ago today I won. She is clueless.
OMG Now she is saying… I have to go home and have surgery to find out if I have cancer….