A TamaraTattles commenter has sent me the following recap of party of Bethenny’s radio show this week. I am not sure how or if she wants to be identifed. I’ll let her out herself in comments if she wants to. Meanwhile, I pulled out my purple pen to respond to all the tea!
I only listened for maybe 45 minutes in the car (wasting gas) during her two-hour show. It was broadcast from the Hamptons. Carole was on in the beginning of the show, not really saying much except agreeing with Bethenny and still complaining about Lu’s opinions and lies on Carole and Adam. (Yawn). Carole was sitting there during the whole show.
Let’s think for a moment about how Luann handles the RHONY meddling in her relationship compared to how Carole deals with Luann’s comments about her May-December romance with her niece’s former boyfriend that she met in her home. First of all, Carole’s relationship impacted Luann’s family. Luann’s relationship with Tom had zero impact on Carole’s world. Carole won’t shut up about Luann trash talking her for picking up her niece’s boyfriend in her own house. Luann on the other hand says that she while she hoped her “friends” would be happy for her, their attempts to sabotage her relationship with Tom are falling on deaf ears. They are happy, and traveling the world and preparing to get married while the bitter Bettys try to bring her down. If Carole was happy with Adam, she’d just ignore Luann who has not mentioned a word about her relationship with Adam this season.
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On tonight’s RHONY Bethenny will join in with Sonja and Ramona on the plans to derail Luann’s engagement. Because no one stand for Luann to be happy. And well, there is this reason as well. Spoiler alert! Luann and Tom are still going strong. They have been doing a lot of globe trotting this summer as well as boating on the Hudson regularly. They just returned from a week long river cruise through Switzerland, Austria and Hungary. They also stayed at the Four Seasons in Vienna. Sorry bitches, Luann is winning. Which Carol will we see tonight?
Bethenny fucks up yet another trip. Since Bethenny can’t go to Hawaii, they are going to Palm Beach, Florida. Dorinda thinks Miami is two hours away from NYC. That seemed wrong to me so I Googled and it is just a little bit over three. That still doesn’t make much sense since it is a two hour flight from Atlanta. I obsess about weird stuff. I also HATE the Miami airport. Click the link for my horror story.
Tom has a house is Palm Beach and Luann plans to stay with him in Palm Beach. The girls are not happy with that plan. It is a girls trip. Jules parents live in Boca Raton. Because, Jewish. She is going a day early to visit her parents.
Ramona is mad at Luann for a story in the press that said she was friends with benefits with Tom. How is that her fault?
Bethenny has get together with Dorinda, Ramona and Carole to update them on her vagina. Then of course they bash Luann for being happy. Bethenny is going to skip Luann’s yacht party in Palm Beach and go straight to Miami. What would these women talk about if Luann hadn’t gotten engaged? More uterus talk by Bethenny?
Photo: Luann’s IG
How many times is Ramona contractually obligated to point out that “she” got everyone suites? We get it. The hotel is paying for the promotion. Enough. Of course Carole and Bethenny plan to sleep together. They immediately start talking about the others. Carole offers up Dorinda as a pot stirrer and Bethenny jumps right on board. Bethenny is going to torture Sonja less than usual on this trip.
Dorinda shares that she used to be a step aerobics instructor. So Bethenny needs to one up Dorinda and do a yoga move, a headstand no less on the restaurant floor. I can’t believe they are taping at a black jack table. I thought that was illegal. Does that mean they are not actually betting in this scene? Bethenny announces she is too rich to gamble and goes to bed.
That was the most noneventful housewives trip ever. I suppose it is because the Mexico trip was cancelled and this was the replacement and they didn’t have time to script any fights.
Carole’s agent says he likes the cookbook idea but he is concerned because it is a long term project. In other words, he doesn’t think the relationship will still be around when the book launches. Neither one of them seem to think the relationship will be still going on in a year. I suppose that depends on if Carole is still a housewife that can promote Adam.
Everything Bethenny Frankel experiences is the worst scenario ever, from fibroids, to childhood issues and her divorce, Bethenny has the worst possible situation. The nearly four year battle has come to an end and the divorce has been finalized.
It was very much a war of the roses when Jason and Bethenny both refused to leave the apartment that Bethenny designed while married to Jason. I envision tape on the floors marking their territory kinds of crazy going on in that apartment. While most of the terms of the divorce are not being disclosed to the public, it is clear that the apartment is going to be sold. Jason finally moved out at the end of June. She immediately went in and began staging the apartment for sale making it clear that an agreement had been reached by the couple. The judge signed off on the agreement today.
It’s time for another episode of RHONY and I’m in no mood for all the shouting. I already whined about my Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, so I will try to keep my whining to a minimum. In case you missed it, Luann’s fiancé, Tom spoke out on his relationship with Sonja and Ramona. I don’t know why y’all are so confused. Sonja lies and exaggerates everything she says. Maybe I will point this out to you in this recap. We begin where we left off where Bethenny brings up that Tom has dated Sonja and Ramona and Sonja just wants us to know that she has slept with him. Because this is what grown women do at dinner. Particularly if Dorinda is the hostess. It’s pure mayhem. Look how red Luann’s chest is as she stops to tell Dorinda and Jules she is leaving. (Photo above) I literally thought she had a red blouse on for a moment.
Everyone begins to talk about Luann and Bethenny talks about the Countess Luann who was rich and thought she was better than everyone. You know when she acted like Bethenny acts now. Ramona has a sudden glimpse of conscience and texts Luann that she is sorry. Because Ramona is constantly apologizing for her behavior. Bethenny practically screams at her that she is not paying attention to her soliloquy about how Luann behaved eight years ago which has zero relevance to how this group of bitches is all behaving in the present. Now that’s entitlement! AND THEN!!!! We cut to a confessional of Bethenny’s where she say Ramona has diarrhea of the mouth. I can’t with Bethenny this season.
More lies from Sonja. Because she realizes no one knew anything about this relationship she claims with Tom, she starts letting us know that she kept it a secret. Sonja was on Cocktails with Khloe going through her list of sexual conquests talking about how she screwed some guy on the lawn while occupants of the building all watched. That’s Sonja being discreet. She lied about everything else on that show, so who knows what is ever true with her. But she is certainly not discreet. Remember her drunken meltdown on the streets of NYC?
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I don’t know if it is just in my neck of the woods, but today has been extremely difficult. But before I whine about that, I wanted to let you know the RHONY reunion began early this morning and it seems that everyone is dreading it. You can tell in the photo above that Ramona posted, she has her runway crazy eyes before she even gets there.
Bethenny tweeted “It’s every man for himself.” Luann asks for our best wishes before she entered the lions den. This reunion is going to be a shit storm because Bethenny hates pretty much everyone except for Carole. And Carole either hates or feels superior to everyone that is not Bethenny. I’m telling you this is not going to be pretty.
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