The Vanderpump Rules Reunion picks up right back where we left off, with everyone hating Kristen. These people are way over invested in Kristen’s relationship with Tom. Scheana says she is finished with Stassi because she is a horrible friend. Kristen misses the camera and returns to the scene to demand that Tom stop holding hands with Ariana. She is refusing to look at that! Make them stop! Oh God. I’m only two minutes in and am over this show. Yet, I will struggle on. Andy asks Tom if he regrets staying in the relationship for so long. He says he just hoped she would change. Tom says that he thinks Kristen has Borderline Personality Disorder. He wants her to get help. Kristen says she is happy, happy, happy with her new relationship. Scheana is crying. Why? There are a whole lot of people crying while saying they are happy. Continue reading
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I’ve been so (good!) busy lately that I have not really told you guys everything there is to tell about a huge drama that has been going on in the Big Apple between Wendy Williams, Bethenny Frankel and Andy Cohen. Well today, the battle has been won by Wendy Williams and I am ready to spill all the tea as Bethenny Frankel’s talk show has been cancelled after just one (kinda lousy) season.
Let’s start with Wendy Williams point of view. I’ve been harsh at times with Wendy (even though she has mentioned tamaratattles.com on her show before #ChateauSheree) because for a while there she was reporting gossip from a site that shall not be named frequently that has a history of making up outrageous stories for drama/page views. But lately, I have found her show to be a really fun watch. Wendy is established in the NYC daytime talk circuit and pulls commendable ratings. She is humble, relates well to her audience and is extremely good at giving advice on the fly during her ask Wendy segments. She also had a great relationship with Andy Cohen and frequently booked his WWHL guests when they were in town. Continue reading
It’s time to see what foolishness Brandi Glanville will spout tonight on WWHL. Oh, and BTW, this is my 2000th post on Tamara Tattles! I was going to do a post about it and might still do one later if I ever get a moment to breathe! As it is, it’s 11 pm again and I am still “at the office” and need to be inserting batteries in all the flashlights that are dead, before the power goes out. We are expecting an inch of ice on the power lines by tomorrow night. Oh Joy. So if I am offline for awhile I am probably freezing to death without heat in my ghetto shack.
Andy says to send your kids to bed before watching this and reminds the person on the censor button to be on high alert. Jenny gets first chair over Brandi!!! Andy starts by claiming that Jenny told Barbara Walters to shut up on The View today. I didn’t get that. Jenny says she didn’t tell her to shut up. What I saw was Jenny trying to get Brandi out from under Barbara’s deep questioning about her drinking problem. You can read my recap of Brandi’s appearance this morning here. As if it was not obvious that Andy is driving the anti Lisa storyline bus, the drinking word tonight is Lisa. I wonder how she got the shit edit this season, I thought Andy adored her and Giggy. Maybe someone thought dirtying up her image a touch would make for better ratings? If so I strongly disagree. But it would make her behavior on the Vanderpump Rules Reunion show make sense. Sort of.
Andy tell Brandi that Kenya Moore had some choice words for her on WWHL. Brandi responds with, “Kenya whore?” Andy rolls the clip of Kenya calling Brandi and assclown. Brandi says that she agrees with her that her comments about black people were assholish but she still thinks that “Kenya needs some…..something. With the dark, dark makeup, it’s like really ashy and weird.” Andy says that Brandi apologized for a minute (no, no she didn’t do any of you fools know what an apology sounds like?) and then she went back there. Brandi says she learned that from Vanderpump. Andy says they will talk about Lisa in a minute.
First, Andy has to play the entire reel of Lisa bashing that was played on the show tonight. Boy, he is really driving this home.
A “bombshell montage” from tonight’s Vanderpump Rules. Then a montage of Kristen bashing. Brandi says that Vanderpump Rules is her favorite scripted show on television. Andy doesn’t seem to like that. Continue reading
I am so looking forward to this show. With Phaedra cancelling and Kenya filling in, this will be delicious. Plus I love Wayne Brady! LOL At Andy’s intro, “It’s one shady lady and one Wayne Brady.” OMG the bartender is Artie Thompson the crazy gay event planner from Chef Roble! I love this episode already! I hope everyone votes in the poll that Nene started all the dayum drama. It should be a landslide of votes against a handful of dumbasses. Andy says the ladies all blamed Kenya for charging Christopher. Let’s put him in the dumbass category too. They said she charged Natalie, which Kenya carefully explains didn’t happen either. Do we need to roll tape again? Andy says that Nene said she was wearing a diaper and Kenya retorts. “At least I can fit in a child’s diaper, not an adult diaper like some of us.”
Andy says that last week Kenya tweeted that Brandi Glanville was an ass clown. Really I missed that. Kenya says that “Well she’s an idiot really. She went after me in her blog after I said how ignorant her comments were about black people not being able to swim, so that’s why she is an ass clown.” Has Wayne Brady really never heard the expression ass clown? Weird. Continue reading
Andy has provided some stunt bottles to break over Jax’s head throughout the show. Andy asks Lisa is there if any one thing Jax said that irritated her the most. She said everything irritated her, but the part where he was arguing with Kristen and said, “You came twice sweetheart!” was the worst and she clobbers him with a bottle.
Poll question: Do you think Jax is a douchebag? 84% say yes.
Jax has been tweeting today that the show was hard to watch and he knows he is going to get attacked on the show. Andy plays the scene of the Tom and Jax outside where Tom is looking for a shred of remorse and finds none. Lisa smacks him on the head with a bottle. Jax says it was hard to watch the scene. The place I paused the DVR to type is stuck on Andy who is looking at Jax with a serious, “What the fuck is wrong with you?” expression. Jax says he feels like a piece of shit. Lisa says, “Just because you look bad, not because of what happened.” Jax says at the time all he cared about was pleasing himself. Lisa says, “That’s exactly what you should have done, pleased yourself and we wouldn’t be going through all this.”
Lisa says she is the only person who had known about them hooking up for a year. She says to be honest I knew it would be so explosive if it ever came out that she hoped they would just keep on lying. Lisa breaks another bottle over Jax’s head. Andy asks Lisa how she knew. She says, “Why don’t you ask Jax?” Jax says he doesn’t know how she knew. She says he told her business partner and he told her. Jax said, ”Why would I tell him?” and Andy moves on. Continue reading
MJ looks fantastic on Watch What Happens Live tonight in a hot black jumpsuit (no corset). The other guest is Bobby Moynihan from SNL. Also, MJ seems fairly sober. The hot bartender is an NFL player, Justin Tuck. It looks like MJ picked up an new Allah necklace in Instanbul. I quit wearing mine after 9/11 I guess it is safe to pull it out of the lockbox to wear again now. The more I watched the show the more perplexed I became over MJ’s jumpsuit. I wish Andy would have made her stand up? Is the gold trim made from bullets? Continue reading
Well we all saw this one coming. Porsha Stewart, ummm Porsha Williams has moved back in with her mother, according to a story on TMZ. We all know that Porsha could not afford and did not need that huge house out in St. Marlo Country Club. The whole situation was Shady by Bravo from the start. Why would Porsha move into Nene’s neighborhood, who she was friendly with and not tell her? The whole “surprise” ploy never floated well with me. I firmly believe that Bravo rented that house so she could have an “I can’t manage my finances” storyline. Which also doesn’t make sense because she can’t manage her own finances so all Bravo would have had to do roll some film as she imploded.
Bethenny Frankel, who has a direct line to Andy Cohen, already seemed to know that Porsha was tossed out of the big house regardless of the specific circumstances when Porsha appeared on her show last week talking about how God is so good to her to provide such a huge house. Bethenny literally scoffed at her. So however it happened, Porsha did what we all thought she should have done in the first place and found a condo in Atlanta. Apparently, the condo she chose was outrageously expensive and part of a Home Owners Association. She can’t possibly have been in the condo for more than three months before the HOA filed a claim for approximately $18,000. Continue reading
Andy starts throwing the Wiccan shade before introductions are even made. The other guest is Sophia Bush and Carlton the newbie is in first chair. That ring on Andy’s gay marriage finger has GOT to mean something and it is driving me crazy. Andy brings up Joyce’s pageant dress and no one has much nice to say about it. It’s not my favorite style either but I guarantee you it costs more than what most of us make in a month. So there is that. #BackOffMyGirl
Carlton looks very pretty tonight. She’s wearing a seemingly simple little black dress. I am not sure if she is wearing a leather dominatrix style bra under it, of if those leather straps came with the dress, but I like it. She seems a bit loosened up and quite… dare I say poised? Not the show persona at all. Apparently she has done some acting before. Andy plays a clip from a strange movie she was in. She’s no Kyle Richards.
Andy’s mom hates on the beard in three words, “disheveled, old and unattractive.” I agree. I think if he trimmed it down a bit and it was all one color it would be okay. I like it in the black and white photo but not on the TV. Continue reading
Brandi Glanville’s Bravo blog has some interesting things in it this week. She begins by talking about her parents and how during the first part of filming she had not been on speaking terms with her Dad. That whole part of the blog seems to be an excuse for some of her upcoming behavior (i.e. falling down drunkenness). It’s all because she was depressed over a fight with her dad you see. We know that Joyce suggests Brandi has a drinking problem during this season and that causes pretty much the same type of rift as she had with Kim when she said that Kim needed rehab. Full circle. Continue reading