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Porsha Williams Assault on Kenya in Picturebook Form For The Porsha Stans

It seems like the Porsha defenders have trouble understanding the story in words. So here is a picture book version of what occurred. Kenya was not in conversation at all with Porsha, she was speaking with Andy when Porsha kept interrupting. Kenya turns to her waving her magic wand and tells her to shut the fuck up and stop talking over here.

Then this happened When Kenya turned her attention back to Andy.

Porsha Williams Mugshot

Somebody mad.

Porsha gets up off the couch and walks over to Kenya cold cocking her in the head and then tries to grap her bullhorn, and her hair. And Andy rushes over to save Kenya while carefully protecting his note cards as a member of production has to physically drag Porsha and carry her happy ass off the set.

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Gif Credit: LittlePieceOfDribblePiss /SurvivorSucks

Does that help you Porsha fans at all? Do you get why she is fired now? Assault is a crime. Don’t try and blame Kenya for reporting it. You just look as stupid as she is. The only person to blame for Porsha’s behavior is Porsha. Nobody asked her to whoop Kenya upside the head with a scepter and wrassle her to the floor.

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Do I have lipstick on my teeth?

If you want to self identify here as a Porsha fan, don’t come crying to me about it.

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Andy Cohen Makes OUT’s Power 50

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Nothing gay about this picture!

For the past eight years, OUT has been ranking of the most influential LGBT voices in American culture.  This year, our Andrew was named 8th on the very impressive list!  This could make things awkward for him and his buddies, Anderson Cooper (14th) and Marc Jacobs (39th) on their next boys night out.

For me the placement of the designers was very interesting… Tom Ford was two spots about Marc Jacobs (37th) with a huge gap between those two and Michael Kors (12th). Also the journalist/talk show folks order was interesting. Don Lemon (27th),  Anderson Cooper (14th) and Robin Roberts (10th) ranked lower than Andy while Rachel Maddow (3rd) and Ellen DeGeneres (1st) ranked higher!  Nene’s BFF Ryan Murphy ranked 6th. Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live With Nene Leakes

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It seems the extra ninety minutes was just Bravo tacking on WWHL to the first airing of RHOA to force everyone to tape it. Works for me, it let’s me finish my blogging night earlier. This will probably take me longer to recap than the whole hour of the finale.

I think it makes sense to have a one on one with Nene since she was not on the episode much. Andy starts by asking about her health. I am really not buying what she is selling anymore. I generally don’t doubt anything that people say about their health. Their health is their business. Well wait now.  This story is making sense I guess blood clots in the lungs and collapsed lungs. I didn’t know blood clots could make your lungs collapse, but I don’t have time to research that and get this up timely so we can talk.

Andy begins to discuss the reunion. Nene says that “people sometime try people over and over and over again,” Nene says that she doesn’t like Kenya but she is going to tell it how it is. Kenya kept trying Porsha. OMG  They show what led up to it and Kenya is discussing some tabloid rumor with Andy and Porsha jumps in and Kenya waves her scepter in her direction (Cynthia is sitting in between them, Kenya is tellingly sitting first chair to Porsha’s last.) and tells her to shut up and stop interrupting her, just like Yolanda did on RHOBH and Brandi did on RHOBH. It was not major dis. It wasn’t like, oh I dunno, it wasn’t like she was calling her TRASHBOX a billion times in between shrieking CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN!.  She was just dismissing her comment. Porsha grabs the scepter and jump up at Kenya like a thug in a cocktail dress. Continue reading

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What Real Housewife is Andy Cohen?

Sorry for the lack of blogging today. I left the house just after noon to go find a new laptop to replace the one with no keyboard. I’ve been looking for ages but I have commitment issues. One had a great processor, another great memory, another plenty of storage, another a 17″ screen, but finding more than two or so of those in one laptop?  Insanely expensive. I finally found a compromise today in a Toshiba (sorry Urethra, you can say I told you so later).  I had planned to watch the premiere of Real Housewives of Orange County today and make that the big blog of the day but that will have to wait until tomorrow as it took hours to find the laptop and I am still getting it all set up and fucking with Windows 8, which I hate more than idiots. Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohen To Appear on WWHL!

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Next Thursday, Lindsay Lohan will appear on Watch What Happens Live. Here at TamaraTattles, Lilo has been the source of much discussion and many arguments in the comments sections. If you haven’t read about her reality show, you really should click the link and see how that is going.

So let’s imagine LiLo on WWHL.  Will there be a drinking word? Will there be a bartender? Will there be a bar? Will Andy have to do the whole show sober? Will Lindsay be sober? Is it me or is this going to be really strange. I can’t wait to tune in!

Click through for the rest of the WWHL schedule for next week. It kicks off with Nene Leakes! You can see the teaser for that here! Continue reading

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Bravo Announces Two New Scripted Shows and Several New Unscripted Shows for 2014

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Bravo announced a full slate of new scripted and “unscripted” shows for 2014 today.  Although some of the “unscripted” shows sound like repackaged versions of other shows where a bunch of women “attempt to balance their personal and professional lives, ” others sound new and exciting. There is a dating show that films and airs in the same week, a fantastic sounding travel show, and a show set in London!  The two scripted shows both seem to have potential, however, is it me or do they just introduce these scripted series and we never see them air?

Click through for the entire list of new and returning shows.  Let me know if you Phaedra Parks name in there anywhere…:) Also absent? Real Housewives of Miami. Continue reading

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WWHL With Kandi Buruss!

white party on WWHL with Kandi and Tiny?

I swear to God you guys try to work me to death on Sunday nights! But for once on a Sunday I am feeling really good. The sun has come back to the ATL finally! So I can handle an episode of RHOA a 90 minute Blood Sweat and Heels Reunion and now whatever this  WWHL  turns out to be. I’ve just seen the pic so far and it seem a bit odd that they are both dressed for a white party when spring has only sorta kinda started to have sprung.

Oh. You might have noticed I didn’t buy into the whole Housewives Awards bullshit they are trying to make happen. Likewise I will not be reporting the results of things like best hair flip and most memorable outfit. It’s all ridiculous. I will say that Kenya is winning like Charlie Sheen so you can be assured she will be returning next season. You can take that to the bank. Continue reading

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Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap Part 2

PumpRules Kristen Crying The Vanderpump Rules Reunion picks up right back where we left off, with everyone hating Kristen. These people are way over invested in Kristen’s relationship with Tom.  Scheana  says she is finished with Stassi because she is a horrible friend. Kristen misses the camera and returns to the scene to demand that Tom stop holding hands with Ariana.  She is refusing to look at that! Make them stop!  Oh God. I’m only two minutes in and am over this show. Yet, I will struggle on. Andy asks Tom if he regrets staying in the relationship for so long. He says he just hoped she would change. Tom says that he thinks Kristen has Borderline Personality Disorder. He wants her to get help. Kristen says she is happy, happy, happy with her new relationship. Scheana is crying. Why? There are a whole lot of people crying while saying they are happy.  Continue reading

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The New York City Talk Show Wars: Wendy Williams Knocks Out Bethenny Frankel

 

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Andy Cohen and Wendy Williams in Happier Times.

I’ve been so (good!) busy lately that I have not really told you guys everything there is to tell about a huge drama that has been going on in the Big Apple between Wendy Williams, Bethenny Frankel and Andy Cohen.  Well today, the battle has been won by Wendy Williams and I am ready to spill all the tea as Bethenny Frankel’s talk show has been cancelled after just one (kinda lousy) season.

Let’s start with Wendy Williams point of view. I’ve been harsh at times with Wendy (even though she has mentioned tamaratattles.com on her show before #ChateauSheree)  because for a while there she was reporting gossip from a site that shall not be named frequently that has a history of  making up outrageous stories for drama/page views.  But lately, I have found her show to be a really fun watch. Wendy is established in the NYC daytime talk circuit and pulls commendable ratings. She is humble, relates well to her audience and is extremely good at giving advice on the fly during her ask Wendy segments.  She also had a great relationship with Andy Cohen and frequently booked his WWHL guests when they were in town. Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live With Brandi Glanville and Jenny McCarthy

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It’s time to see what foolishness Brandi Glanville will spout tonight on WWHL.  Oh, and BTW, this is my 2000th post on Tamara Tattles!  I was going to do a post about it and might still do one later if I ever get a moment to breathe! As it is, it’s 11 pm again and I am still “at the office” and need to be inserting batteries in all the flashlights that are dead, before the power goes out.  We are expecting an inch of ice on the power lines by tomorrow night. Oh Joy. So if I am offline for awhile I am probably freezing to death without heat in my ghetto shack.

Andy says to send your kids to bed before watching this and reminds the person on the censor button to be on high alert. Jenny gets first chair over Brandi!!!  Andy starts by claiming that Jenny told Barbara Walters to shut up on The View today. I didn’t get that. Jenny says she didn’t tell her to shut up. What I saw was Jenny trying to get Brandi out from under Barbara’s deep questioning about her drinking problem.  You can read my recap of Brandi’s appearance this morning here.  As if it was not obvious that Andy is driving the anti Lisa storyline bus, the drinking word tonight is Lisa.  I wonder how she got the shit edit this season, I thought Andy adored her and Giggy. Maybe someone thought dirtying up her image a touch would make for better ratings? If so I strongly disagree.  But it would make her behavior on the Vanderpump Rules Reunion show make sense. Sort of.

Andy tell Brandi that Kenya Moore had some choice words for her on WWHL. Brandi responds with, “Kenya whore?” Andy rolls the clip of Kenya calling Brandi and assclown. Brandi says that she agrees with her that her comments about black people were assholish but she still thinks that “Kenya needs some…..something. With the dark, dark makeup, it’s like really ashy and weird.”  Andy says that Brandi apologized for a minute (no, no she didn’t do any of you fools know what an apology sounds like?) and then she went back there. Brandi says she learned that from Vanderpump.  Andy says they will talk about Lisa in a minute.

First, Andy has to play the entire reel of Lisa bashing that was played on the show tonight. Boy, he is really driving this home.

A “bombshell montage” from tonight’s Vanderpump Rules.  Then a montage of Kristen bashing. Brandi says that Vanderpump Rules is her favorite scripted show on television. Andy doesn’t seem to like that.  Continue reading

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Vanderpump Rules Reunion Part 1 Recap

Vanderpump Rules Jax Taylor Freedom Tatoo Shirtless

How stupid is it that Andy grew a beard and then had to film the Vanderpump Rules Reunion? If we didn’t already know now it incredibly obvious that this was filmed before Kristen and Tom were on WWHL and it seemed like they were intimate in their hotel room the night before! Wait, I just checked and Andy had the beard then too. Kristen tried to make it seem like she and Tom hooked up the night before. I’m still thinking the WWHL show on January 14th was after the reunion. I’ll know more after I watch this.

I am not going to give a blow by blow of this as all of the attention whores have a lot to say. They are talking about their hair so, um whatever. Lisa said that everyone is working there still except for Stassi who Lisa says just disappeared with no notice. Stassi has moved to NYC. Jax says he likes coming to work with Stassi gone.

Stassi and Scheana bitch. Lisa tells Stassi she was not a good friend to Scheana. Stassi is no longer going to be a bridesmaid for Scheana.

Jax says he is done with Stassi. Lisa calls him a liar. Tom says that Jax was gross being so needy toward Stassi. Stassi has Jax blocked on her phone. Andy is asking dumb questions, like what Stassi thought of Jax’s getting her name tattoed. Duh! She loves any kind of attention. This had better get better! We really don’t need to rehash every element of the Jax and Stassi relationship.

Stassi is in love with her new boyfriend, Patrick. Lisa says that Stassi was wrong for leaving SUR with no notice to run off to NYC with Patrick. Stassi says she loves SUR but she is so heartbroken about what everyone has done. Really? WTF has everyone done? Why is Stassi always playing the victim? Jax says that he is dating and has no girlfriend.

Andy asks Tom about his cheating with a bottle service girl in Vegas. Tom says at that point he did not want to be in a relationship anymore. Tom says he could not even give Kristen a hug without her freaking out. When he kissed Ariana, it was after Kristen had a three month affair with another SUR employee.  Kristen said they were not happy and they were like roommates at the time she cheated. Tom says they were amazing. Lisa asks Tom why he is in a relationship where he has to pretend everything is okay. Tom says it’s not pretending he just got tired of rehashing all of the cheating. Lisa says Tom looked her in the eye and said he never kissed Ariana. Why does he owe Lisa an explanation? She’s his boss! It’s none of her business! Continue reading

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Watch What Happens Live With Kenya Moore & Wayne Brady Recap

WWHL with Kenya Moore and Wayne Brady

I am so looking forward to this show. With Phaedra cancelling and Kenya filling in, this will be delicious. Plus I love Wayne Brady! LOL At Andy’s intro, “It’s one shady lady and one Wayne Brady.”  OMG the bartender is Artie Thompson the crazy gay event planner from Chef Roble! I love this episode already!   I hope everyone votes in the poll that Nene started all the dayum drama. It should be a landslide of votes against a handful of dumbasses. Andy says the ladies all blamed Kenya for charging Christopher. Let’s put him in the dumbass category too. They said she charged Natalie, which Kenya carefully explains didn’t happen either. Do we need to roll tape again?  Andy says that Nene said she was wearing a diaper and Kenya retorts. “At least I can fit in a child’s diaper, not an adult diaper like some of us.”

Andy says that last week Kenya tweeted that Brandi Glanville was an ass clown. Really I missed that. Kenya says that “Well she’s an idiot really. She went after me in her blog after I said how ignorant her comments were about black people not being able to swim, so that’s why she is an ass clown.” Has Wayne Brady really never heard the expression ass clown? Weird. Continue reading

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