I really don’t want to recap this but I just want to post to say how incredibly bad Andy Cohen was on Live With Kelly this morning. I wanted to post this early but the site is still settling in to the new server and they said to wait 24 hours before posting but, um, that is not possible.
So Andy is the host this week on Thursday and Friday because they are both filmed on Thursday. Both Kelly and Andy start by saying they had very late nights and partied too much the night before (separately) and kind of dragged in to work this morning. Well, clearly they took something. They were both way more spastic that usual. They are both trying WAY too hard. Andy cannot be the replacement host because it’s just too much over the top fakery and conjured perkiness. But today was bad. They were speed talking and shouty and way too over the top for me at 9 am. I was awake briefly and then went back to sleep.
Because Andy doesn’t get nearly as enough time to talk about himself on WWHL, his radio show, his tours with Anderson Cooper, his weekly “Ask Andy” online segments, His Then & Now shows, his Snap hat, Instagram, Twitter, constant periscoping or the aftershows, he is now getting his WWHL guests to interview him from time to time.
The interesting thing about this brief segment with Lisa is not about his desire to be swept off his feet, because I don’t see that happening. I firmly believe that you could remove Andy’s date for any event or dinner and swap them out with someone completely different and he would never notice the difference.
What is interesting to me is the fact he is still renovating his apartment. I actually have a source who is very familiar with his building who told me a couple of years ago at least that Andy had purchased the apartment next door to his and was going to open it up to be one large apartment.
I am gonna miss you, girl
Okay something tells me that there will be few secrets revealed and I am in a hurry to get to Shahs of Sunset that premieres tonight. So I am going to blow through this with a quickness.
Phaedra and Porsha want to give Kim a makeover. Who in the holy hell would want two THOTs to give you a makeover? I love Kim Fields looks. Except for that crappy silver dress for the opening scenes. Kim is way prettier than the Ps. I know the I am the only one, but I am going to miss Kim Fields. There. It feels good to admit it.
Cynthia and Mallory talk about Cynthia’s crappy marriage. ICYMI, CDAN posted a crazy blind about Peter hooking up with Porsha so I am looking at any hints by production that it happened because surely they would have caught wind of something like that, right? I think if it did happen it was early on in the SportsOne process and that is why Kordell is gone from that venture. Anyway, people are blowing me up on Twitter like this is my blind, and it is not. I am torn to pieces about whether to believe it or not so I just had to bring it to my people. It would explain some things. I’m just saying. Peter and Noelle got for a manipedi? Why? Noelle saw the video of Peter and that girl. Noelle says he looked sloppy. It’s clear that Peter lived in Charlotte except for filming. This is actually a good episode. Lots of new footage. Worth a watch.
I forgot about Porsha’s speech to high school kids. So disgusting. That principal got a lot of backlash. Who brings a THOT to a high school? She breaks into her preacher mode. But she is giving a speech about I dunno what. The audience shots are hysterical. She tries to have three steps and she LITERALLY cannot count to three.
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Andy and Clifton
Gay Media is all abuzz over a guy named Clifton who has been on a few vacations with Andy Cohen. Yesterday, Queerty went so far as to say that Andy Cohen is “off the market.” Pish Tosh! Clifton was a bartender on WWHL which is probably not where they met. He was most likely a bartender because they had already met he wanted to be on the show. That was the first public sighting of the two together and according to Queerty, that happened sometime last summer. Clifton is a 28 year old doctoral student and a Fellow in Environmental Science and Engineering at Harvard. That makes him almost 20 years younger than Andy for those doing the math.
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Sorry for the delay but WWHL right after RHONY is just too much at once. I need that hour in between to pee and freshen my drink, and well, things got out of hand after that.
Bethenny gets bleeped for referring to Jules as “JAPPY”. She is referring to the term Jewish American Princess (JAP) a pejorative term for Jewish women who marry rich men and life a life of leisure. Jules also happens to be part Japanese which makes it all even messier.
Andy ran a clip of Luann and Sonja talking about Luann’s bony mouth with references to Grey Gardens. I still don’t think Sonja got that shade when he said it directly to her face.
Next he plays the montage of Bethenny insulting everyone over a tower of seafood.
It looks like this season is going to be heavy on the storyline that Dorinda’s boyfriend John is kind of a dick.
Bethenny is asked why she would insult someone for being skinny given her brand. She says “watch what happens!”
Bethenny says that Carole and Adam are the unexpected couple of the century. It sounds like the real deal.
Andy insists on filming his live show whenever the fuck he feels like it even when it interferes with the season finale of The People versus OJ Simpson. And nothing on this earth takes longer to recap that an episode of WWHL with two interesting housewives on it. Fun fact I heard recently, Sonja has been DESPERATELY hoping to land a spot on Celebrity Apprentice (I think she would be a great fit for the show. So much better than Porsha) and she will be green with envy when Andy asks Kyle how it went.
Kyle looks drop dead GORGEOUS. The above picture doesn’t do her any justice. The drinking word is Sonja shrieking “We always have the greatest time!” and each time we hear it we should, “Swallow like your drink has a black card.” Oh Andy. I thought you liked, Sonja.
Andy totally bashes Dubai. Then he asks Sonja if she has ever been and reminds him that she begged him to take RHONY there a couple seasons ago. Andy pretends like he doesn’t remember this. He must be really pissed at Sonja. Perhaps over her annual contract negotiation drama? Maybe she did something stupid at the NBC Summer Press Event? Or maybe he has just always mocked her because she doesn’t get it.
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