Lisa tweeted before the show began that she was full of piss and vinegar. So that gives me hope this might be a good show. Also, Lisa was photographed being carried over a snow bank into the building to film. It’s all over the tabloids today. This Morning Wendy Williams threw some shade at Andy by putting up the picture saying Lisa was in town “for something.” She went on to point out that Lisa was wearing heels and no coat and if she was local she would know to wear her Uggs inside and then change shoes. I guess this feud has NOT been put to rest. Um, why would someone from L.A. need Uggs? Side note: Don’t you hate when Californians wear Uggs and scarves and knit hats in summer with shorts? What is up with that? I bet those knit hats hold in their hippie smells (patchouli and weed). Ew. Just EW.
Okay my stupid Charter DVR needs like a rest between taping shows so if you tape two things at 10 pm then whatever you tape at 11 is “clipped.” Because, Charter. So I missed the first minute but the deal is that it is Dakota Fanning’s 21st Birthday and for some reason at the bar there is both an ice sculpture of Giggy and some sort of Frat boy theme with a topless male bartender and jello shots. It’s basically something out of one of Andy Cohen’s wet dreams.
Holy Shit! Dakota is in the first chair. Let’s hope it is because it’s her birthday and not Andy throwing shade. Continue reading
My DVR has been cutting things off lately so this show is starting with the introductions missing. I am already displeased. I really hate Andy and Lisa Vanderpump together the just ramp each other up on the shade. Andy goes right to the clip about Kristen getting fired and Lisa just can’t agree enough about the kitchen celebration. Eventually, the move on to Lisa talking about how horrible Stassi’s critique of the wedding was.
On to RHOBH… Andy seem to always fully invest in the storylines. He really speaks as if he believes everything on the show. Like Brandi doing a 21 day cleanse. Even Lisa’s subtle hints of “more like 21 minutes” cause Andy to insist she did the whole three weeks.
Andy asked her what she though about Lisa and Eileen’s attempts to address the problem with Kim. Lisa says she was trying to steer clear of the whole thing. Lisa said that when she asked Kim in Paris if she had taken a sleeping pill she was met with hostility. Also, she was not at the poker party so she didn’t see for herself what had really happened. Lisa says they are coming from a place of love, but they are headed for trouble. Continue reading
Tonight on WWHL we have Lisa Vanderpump all by her lonesome. Next Sunday is the Oscars so we will have no RHOA or WWHL. Check out the rest of the guests below and let me know who sounds interesting to you. Continue reading
Andy starts by asking how Todd is doing since Sharon passed. Kandi says that he is holding up. Kaela is with them and he has his family to be strong for. Andy says that “Riley is 11″ was trending on Twitter. Kandi seemed a bit defense saying she acts age appropriate and she can’t help that she is tall. Kandi seems oblivious to the fact that the issue was with an 11 (now 12) year old wearing the hair of three Filipino women on her head. Kandi seemed touchy about the whole thing. In his opening Andy also made a comment that Kandi’s mother will beat you with her shoe and you could hear Kandi groan. Kandi is just sort of disagreeable tonight.
Andy brings up that Todd was not overly excited about the car. Kandi says she was disappointed and though that someone must have tipped him off. Todd is at the clubhouse somewhere. Andy asked if Kandi was made at him. She says no, she just thought that whole scene was messy. I guess she means the car scene.
Andy plays the sperm count scene as a sitcom with a laugh track. Because that was just ridiculous.
We have someone from RHOA, Vanderpump Rules and RHOBH appearing on WWHL this week. Who are you hoping to see on the show following the next episodes? Only one of my choices made the cut. :( I’ll be watching them anyway of course.
Click through to see who will be hanging with Andy during his last week of sober January and tell me who you will be tuning in for… Continue reading
It’s time for WWHL with Cynthia Bailey! I already hate Cynthia’s look. Her face looks odd and I do not like the green dress. I am so disappointed. The main reason to tune in for WWHL with Cynthia is to see her stunning looks This is not my favorite. :( Christina is not wearing the outfit in the picture above but some hootchie mama outfit she must have borrowed from Porsha at the last minute. Is it just me or are both outfits disappointing? And Andy’s tie is crooked. AGAIN.
Andy shows the black thing that Porsha went to the beach. Am I supposed to know who Christina is? She seems trashy. And drunk.
Andy asks Cynthia about Porsha being a prostitute. Cynthia says something about the thing about getting read is you have the opportunity to clear things up. The implication was that Porsha never denied it.
Next up is the Kordell and Claudia hook up. Cynthia says she didn’t see that coming. Continue reading
Tonight Cynthia Bailey will appear on WWHL and the week ends with J-LO! Andy must be excited about that.
Please click through for the whole line up. Continue reading
Who can forget Brandi’s wine toss on WWHL this week? Finally we get Andy’s reaction to the whole thing.
Andy says at the time it was happening it seemed very real to him. He said Jeff appeared to be genuinely shocked. He says that afterward they both said it was a joke. Andy says it didn’t seem very funny to him. He said, usually a joke is followed by a punchline. Usually a joke is followed by, “Just Kidding!” Andy says he spent the whole aftershow trying to get them to make up. Then afterward they said it was a joke. Frankly, if she had just turned around after she was pretending to cry, I guess, and said, ‘Just Kidding’. It would have been amazing. Andy said he didn’t think she was actually crying. She did seem genuinely upset and he thinks Jeff was genuinely reacting to her. He doesn’t think Jeff knew, but he really doesn’t know. Continue reading
Well fuck. I really wanted to be done for the night, but that one chick’s asshole brother is the bartender tonight. My post about that brother was the most read and of 2014. It had so many Facebook shares (and was stolen so many times by other sites that I had to take some legal action at sites that consistently steal my post for advertising purposes with not credit, it was the moneymaker post for me despite a few cease and desist shutdowns. Anyway you can read all about the brother here.
First, Andy and Lisa talk about how in his book he was considering Lisa Rinna as a housewife and she is fitting in perfectly. Lisa says she was essentially auditioning on WWHL and Andy tries to deny it by Lisa wanted on the show season one. I wish they would have had the sense to take her. She would be the fan favorite over everyone.
Anyway, I love WWHL but hate recapping because of all the dialogue. So I am going to paraphrase as much as possible rather than transcribe.
New twist. The guests and Andy will have to do a pushup for every time the drinking word is said. I already forgot what it was, because I was winding down for the evening thinking I was off the clock and now am WUI (working under the influence). Continue reading
Dammit. I was just setting up this post and thought Kristen was going to be the guest. Wishful thinking I guess. At least it’s not Stassi.
Scheana’s dress is stunning if a bit colorful. She also is the only person I’ve seen pull of that bright pink/fushia lipstick. Andy starts off talking about John, Jax’s sugar daddy, and I realize for the first time that John’s real name is probably not John. I feel stupid now.
Andy plays a montage of Stassi trash talking Scheana. Scheana says, “It’s funny that all of her friends had the same butterfly crayony eyelashes on as well. I take it as a compliment. American Girl dolls are awesome. Everyone grew up with one (um, not Stassi, she was poor) and gypsies are beautiful, so thank you.” Continue reading
So, Claudia’s tits are on full display right is up, left is down her hair is amazing. Right away they talk about what a wild ride this episode of RHOA was. Willie Geist says to Claudia, ” You really took a shot at the throne, didn’t you?”
Claudia replies, “Well, you know what, I do not start with anyone. I will respond and I felt like I had no choice. You know?”
They played a game where they rated the dresses at the Golden Globes. The did an open the vault showing Claudia on Deal or No Deal and in several pageants including Miss USA and a Price is Right Montage.
They play a montage of all the crap Phaedra spewed from her mouth on to Demetria. Claudia says that there was no basis for any of it. They don’t even know each other. Claudia says she loves Demetria and that she is a great girl. Willie says that Phaedra was very shady
They played of clip from the shade throwing between Claudia and Nene. At the end Claudia says, ” I took a shower this morning and the clit was still there.” Willie sort of stares into space incredulously. Continue reading
Tonight on WWHL Claudia Jordan will hang out with Andy and Willie Geist! Hopefully at the right time. And possibly even live! Click through for the guests for the rest of the week. Continue reading