Porsha Williams is on WWHL with Andy Cohen and I can’t wait to hear what she has to say tonight when Andy shows the clip from Lake Lanier. I like Porsha’s dress but it does look just like the athletic top she wore on tonight’s show at the track meet. She has a really nice waist cincher on underneath there. You can only see it in the buttock region. Check out the tattoos on her wrists are those new?
Andy asks if it was really water in the Moore Hair Care bottles. Porsha said yes and the other products were cocoa butter. Porsha throws some shade about that, and y’all I can’t even stick up for my girl launching a product with no product.
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Is Porsha completely ball headed? Did she run out of weave before she got to the front or is there just nothing left to attach it to? Sheree has had that issue for years, but it looked like tonight Sheree may have enough to stop just gluing a hair bagel on top.
Andy asked them to guess how many times they showed people fanning at Kenya’s launch party. Ja Rule guessed 22. Porsha with her retard mental strength screams no! 100! It was 25. Poor Porsha.
Andy is still trying to milk his viral episode where Vivica Fox suggested 50 cent was a bit light in his loafers. Continue reading
It’s time for Watch What Happens Live With Kenya Moore! Oh and T-Pain is the other guy. Which is kind of awesome. But I will ignore him like more than others that show up with a housewife.
Andrew starts with TRASHING Phaedra who likes to show up at his place of work with here churren (ALLEGEDLY) tryna keep her spot by showing Kenya throwing shade at her and her felon husband. Because TELL IT KENYA. Some of us aint going out like that. We may or may not ever get married but we aint laying up on an air mattress with some fly dude with an ankle bracelet to get knocked up. ALLEGEDLY. Because don’t nobody need a man that bad, Phaedra
Kenya blames the producers for catching her in the middle of a makeup touch up for that. Oh Kenya, own that shit, it’s so true.
They show the clip of Kenya and Sheree arguing with autotune. Is that shade at T-Pain? Continue reading
I know y’all wanted me to recap this show but I’m not sure why y’all think it will be such a big deal. Do you think Iyanla will try to fix Amber Rose’s life? I long, long time ago when Iyanla first started to appear on Oprah I thought she was wise and added her book, In The Meantime to my already extensive self-help book section of my library. I still think that is a fantastic name for a book about dealing with those times in life that seem to be, well, “mean.” Now that I’m a lot older and a bit wiser, I’m not that jazzed by Iyanla anymore. Just got the picture above up. Is Amber going to wear shades the whole interview? I think that would be a first.
REMEMBER WHEN IYANLA TRIED (AND FAILED) TO FIX SHEREE WHITFIELD’S LIFE?
Okay let’s do this! Wait! Did Iyanla just say she was a criminal defense attorney. Iyanla basically says (the truth) that Teresa doesn’t have it that hard at Camp Cupcake. Continue reading
This month’s Watch What Happens Live guest list is filled with former housewives as well as some pretty A list stars. You have to hand it to Andy, he is finally pulling in quite an impressive collection of stars into his tiny shoebox of a studio. Do you think he will ever move to a bigger studio? Would that ruin the whole show?
Click through to see this month’s listings and then let me know which ones you will be watching. Continue reading
We seen some pretty bitter breakups on Bravo when a bravolebrity gets pushed out the door rather unceremoniously. This woman takes the cake though. After appearing on the network for multiple seasons, she ready to start airing her dirty laundry and her bitter feelings about multiple people. Let’s call her Bitter Betty.
Her first target is a another bravolebrity who has also, “moved on to explore other options” with a long history on the network and a big fan following. Bitter Betty seems very pissed that she was passed over for a minor job that this person got. While the person who got the three or four episode stint is woefully unqualified for the position, Bitter Betty is even less qualified if that is even possible. Bitter Betty says of this bravolebrity, ” I don’t know how she gets designer clothes in her size. Do designers even make clothes in her size?” STING! Continue reading
Andy Cohen does himself no favors by changing the time of his show every other day. Especially on #TGIT! But I’ve put off HTGAWM because I desperately need a new and interesting post tonight and I’m counting on Jill Zarin to be ridiculous. Didn’t she just get in a car accident?
First of all, Jill looks AHH-MAZING. Seriously, this is the best I’ve ever seen her and she is really beautiful tonight. Andy of course starts by playing all the trash that Bethenny talked about her on the 100th episode of RHONY version of WWHL.
Jill says that she feels really bad that Bethenny feels the was she does about her. She did not have any intentions of doing anything to sabotage Bethenny. It hurts that Bethenny still seems angry. Jill says she misses Bethenny and wants to rekindle the friendship. Jesus, Jill, I am not missing out on HTGAWM for you to take the damn high road. Get in the mud! Continue reading