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About tamaratattles

No tea, no shade, but Tamara tattles about Atlanta entertainment, real housewives, movie sets, music, and anything gossip worthy in the ATL. http://tamaratattles.com.

Guess the Property

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This three bedroom house has returned to the market recently with a list price of $179,000. Guess the housewife that is the seller?

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MDLLA On WWHL: Andy Is Moody, Flagg Cries, Brits Get No Respect

WWHL MDLLA

I just remembered something happened to my DVR on Tuesday I don’t have Dance Moms (sssh don’t talk about it I am going to on Demand it, maybe next, but I am everso tired…) and I may have missed an episode of MDLLA. I swear Comcast sucks ass when it comes to recordings.

Anyway that eye brow guy from the Singles Project is the bartender. I haven’t watched that mostly because Comcast sucks and if I knew when it was on I would tape it. I’ve caught a random episode here and there and it looks decent. I liked eybrow guy with the first guy he was with that was sort of swirly middle easternery. I don’t know why they are not still together.  Also, Andy is offering up Josh Flagg to eyebrow guy. I must have missed what happened to Josh’s BF too.  The gay male relationship world moves fast if you are not paying attention.

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Couples’ Therapy Recap: Fifty Shades of Gray Walls and Character Flaws

Couples Therapy New SeasonFor the past few days I’ve been wanting to watch TV rather than recap TV. I’ve been binging on Unforgettable (CBS, female detective has one of those memories like that one woman, whatshername, I um forget. SWIDT?), Reckless (Um also CBS I think, Two hot lawyers female defense, male prosecutor sexual tension set in Charleston)  Dating Naked (Vh1, Realityish) and occasionally peeking at Utopia live feeds.  It’s been fun but it has me a bit behind in recapping so I am going to take care of that tonight. I hope eeess okay eef I start with Couples Therapy.  It occurs to me that there should be an apostrophe in the title.

It’s only Day Two and Treach and Cicely have been arguing since Day One. Dr. Jenn’s helpful talk over points out what a blessing it is to have people to commiserate and support each other. Then the camera pans to Evel Dick. I hated Evel Dick on Big Brother. Way beyond my current dislike for say Christine this season. It’s taken me a few years to mellow and realize that even though some of these people are on TV for us to be amused, disgusted or outraged by, they are a product of society and all simply media whores. Unless they are endangering the lives of cancer patients for profit, or doing serious time for felonious acts I no longer bat an eye. But back in Evel Dick’s 15 minutes of pan banging and pissing in Jen’s tea or whatever he did, it seems like child’s play now. And even on episode two, I’m starting to think I’m going to enough his cranky ass exterior this season. I have a feeling he’s hiding a secret. I hope we find out what it is. Continue reading

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The Blacklist Returns in TWO DAYS!

I’m so excited for the premiere of The Blacklist I can’t stand it! I hope you are doing your homework. I will be collecting your papers. You’ve been warned!

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Big Brother Friday Night Episode: You Didn’t Miss A Thing

Photochop by Dharmit I miss Donny.

Photochop by Dharmit
I miss Donny.

Not much to say about this show, I’m sure unless they show jury house. So far Victoria is CONVINCED Derrick is going to take her. She is going to be really hurt if he doesn’t. Derrick is convinced either one will take him, so he might throw it to Cody. No, I’m serious, he might.

It’s the breakfast flash back of all the departed. Boring. Ah, Devin’s house meeting and fake tears. Joey was not even mentioned I don’t think. Donny got quite the plug for America’s Favorite Player.  They pointed out Frankie’s lies. They hinted Nicole would be a good choice. (They =production). And they showed the day the dog came in the house. Was that on any of the other shows? The dog scenes were cute! Continue reading

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It’s Almost Time For The Blacklist to Come Back! Time to Catch Up!

The Blacklist Red

The first season of The Blacklist was a mixed bag of bad writing, bad acting and the fabulous James Spader. The show continued to improve from episode to episode and thankfully so did my recaps.  I started this post to link you to all of my recaps but basically in the beginning there was a lot of ew…um… ick…. can anyone explain this to me.

My recap of The Stewmaker;

was basically me saying “I can’t recap this shit.” Now that there is a season two I have a feeling there was a lot of important information stuff in that episode. I’m going to rely on you all to let me know what I missed there.

The Courier

Things got better in this episode where Liz finds the passports and cash hidden in the floor of her apartment.

Gina Zanetalos

This is the first time we meet Gina, but not the last time we see her. Continue reading

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Mama June and Sugar Bear Break Up

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I was busy with my latest get rich scheme today and glued to CNBC watching the tickers so I am SHOCKED that none of you bothered to tell me that Mama June and Sugar Bear have broken up. While this is tragic for the children, and may scar Honey Boo Boo for life, it’s great news for us single women in Georgia! If you are looking for a 5’2″ toothless redneck, it appears he is on Plenty of Fish as Georgiafighter31054. He includes in his hobbies section a love for huntin’, fishin’ mud boggin’ and ridin’ 4 wheelers. Continue reading

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More Good News for Nene Leakes!

Nene Leakes Seems Oddly Angry with Sheree and Phaedra

Not only has Nene Leakes landed the role of the evil stepmother in a Broadway production of Cinderella, a new report says that she will make an appearance on the final season of Glee! According to The Wrap, Nene will return for at least one episode to reprise her role as Roz who has been both a synchronized swim coach and cheerleading squad leader on the long running series.

Nene, who is a special pet of Ryan producer , was also cast on his show The New Normal which was cancelled after one season. It seems like I read ions ago she had one episode left on her Glee contract. If I had to make a guess based on absolutely no information, I’d bet my money that she will appear on the final episode when many of the former actors on the show will make a final return. Continue reading

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Kandi Burruss’ A Mother’s Love Tour Cancelled

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Wow! In nobody saw this coming news, Kandi Burruss’s play, A Mother’s Love is not going on the road after all. Kandi announced on Instagram this morning that there was a problem with the promoter the ticket sales just were not where they needed to be.  Read Kandi’s statement below:

I licensed A Mother’s Love to A promoter with high expectations of finally seeing my creation go on the road and I am very saddened and frustrated by the cancellation of the tour. Continue reading

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Amber’s Ghostwriter is Trying to Hard, Or Not Trying Hard Enough

I have bird shit on my stupid face. Because Bravo knows my story.

I have bird shit on my stupid face. Because Bravo knows my story.

Amber’s ghost writer is having a REALLY hard time. He’s new and this is his first blog trying to be Amber.  But this is worse than the  Alice in Wonderland  Heather Mcwhatshername wrote for Teresa.

Here is “Amber’s” opening 2 paragraphs:

“Man is made of such a seemly shape, that friend or foe is not discerned by face; then hard it is the wickeds’ wiles to scape, since that the bad to mask with honest grace.” Geoffrey Whitney

If Whitney could reach into my soul and pull out exactly what is there, he would have used these words. I don’t know who to trust — who is my friend, who is my enemy, what are everyone’s intentions? This is a truly awful feeling that, clearly, many have felt throughout history based on so many literary works on the subject. What is the driving force behind our actions? How do we come to our perceptions of situations? It all can be profoundly attributed to the interactions between genetics, social factors, and environment. We take from our experience good attributes as well as negative attributes such as, weakness, insecurity, jealous, hatred, and even a lack of empathy. 

It takes a bit of talent to ghost write for someone. You can’t correct everything and you can never, ever wander off into your bloviated voice. Especially when that voice is arrogant, bloviated, I am a lawyer who can’t practice law due to moral turpitude voice.

“Another reason for my overly sensitive reactions to Teresa is that I am familiar with these types of cases due to Jim’s line of work.”

I’m just going to let that sit there with you for a minute. Let’s reflect on Jim’s line of work. He is BANNED from practicing work as a montage broker for 20 year in the state of Washington.

He next job in pharmaceuticals ended as a whistleblower  where the Judge had many harsh things to say about him. So Jim is familiar with fraud. And Amber has been DEFENDING HIM against his cancer company colleagues since shortly after they married when the prosecution implied and his colleagues argued that Jim masterminded the fraud he blew the whistle on, and that the  fraud had to do with CANCER MEDICATION.

The judge ended up giving him the lowest payout he could at over a million in snitching fees… and a chastisement in the ruling. It’s all online.

I need all these bobbie pins to pin my real hair. Please don't notice.

I need all these bobbie pins to pin my real hair. Please don’t notice.

Amber goes on to talk about cancer “I remember the day like it was yesterday. I had just put my 6-month-old and 18-month-old down for a nap, the older guys were in school. My doctor called and I was alone. “

I wish all of this bullshit drama you are bringing on the show for more money… your fake scenes and your shitty soul, would get reoccurrence. And someone with the integrity of your husband would sell you a shitty pill that doesn’t work for you at all. But we all know you are faking it and full of shit.

And for that. YOU SUCK.  On behalf of everyone I know that deals with cancer every fucking day. Karma is a bitch. When you marry someone who got rich off  frauding  cancer patients. You reap what you sow you cunt.

And next week you are going to fake a cancer scare for the GODDAMN  CAMERAS?

Bite me. No one cares if you live or die.

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Greggy Bennett Solves Gay Hate Crime in Philadelphia!

 

Everybody knows that Greggy Bennett is my favorite housewife. (He would be pissed for me calling him a housewife, and Caroline is my favorite anyway, but for the purposes of this story, I’m going to pick at him because I am just hearing about this from my Jersey sources. Unfortunately, he is housewife days are over and he has and moved to California not to be the next Brad Pitt, but for a promotion related to his real job. So the other day, on September 11 a group of 20 something douche nozzle slurping, shitpickle sucking fucktards were walking down the street in Philly and they beat up a couple of gay guys and robbed them. (see above).
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Late Breaking EXCLUSIVE! Phaedra Has Left The House! I Repeat Phaedra Has Left The House!

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EXCLUSIVE DISCLAIMER: Stealing this story will probably give your mother liver cancer and make your children retarded. DON’T DO IT! Just quote and link like a normal person. I’ve started giving head to local entertainment lawyers in my spare time to save in lawyers fees and they are all very happy with me.  I’m just saying. #HeadDoctor

Tomorrow in the ATL a new fancypants multi-use complex is having its grand opening. I don’t know if this is happening all over the country but here multi-use complexes are the next big thing. From Buckhead,  to a stones throw from my ghetto, high-end multi-use conglomerates have been booming for the past decade. The concept is live, work and socialize all in the same little neighborhood.  Most of them have high-end townhouses or apartments, a Whole Foods, and a variety of upscale restaurants and taverns in addition to some sort of shopping area, movie theater and other attractions. Atlantic Station was one of the most popular ones to date in the Atlanta area.

Tomorrow is the officially opening of the grand kahuna of such developments, Buckhead Atlanta. While the official opening is tomorrow, it seems they are allowing the felons by Bravo adjacent  in tonight for an invitation only black tie event to celebrate the housewives who have tons of money to hide/launder spend  at Hermes.  The invitations went out to their best Atlanta customers and clearly to the folks related to people they have a promotional deal with like, Bravo. Hermes and Fado Irish Pub have been there for a couple of years now, right in the middle of all of the construction. Tonight Hermes cut the ribbon on their new and improved location. The whole shebang will take many more months to roll out but RHOA and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta have done so much for  Christian Louboutin’s reputation he has decided to bless us with a local freestanding store.  I could barely type that with a straight face, but it is true that you will soon have a freestanding Loub store here in Atlanta.  Other high-end stores include Jimmy Choo, Alice+Olivia, and Akris.  Plus a bunch of overpriced restaurants I’ve never heard of because we need more of those. Not. Continue reading

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