Sorry this twitter pic is viral and I like it.
And the elephant is that second kid. Look. I didn’t cover Yolanda’s 13 year old getting a DUI, I didn’t cover a lot of things with kids. But it is clear to anyone with eyes that Phaedra’s second son… has some questionable parentage. Remember how Apollo was trying to keep everything low key on the broadcast version of the birth, but Phaedra wanted a huge dramatic thing? And how Apollo wanted nothing to do with the new kid? And how Apollo said in Mexico he basically wished his wife would use a motherfucking CONDOM if she chose to stray? And how on all his interviews he talks about his son, SINGULAR?
Well in the ATL, the streets are not just talking about this they are screaming. Seriously, I’m a shut in, and I am totally aware. I’ve alluded to it before, but, now, there is some serious news ALLEGEDLY I must discuss with you guys. And they involve children. /SIGH
But before I do, I must give a disclaimer. Just like with Sheree, I am not stalking anyone. I never go any fucking place and if I do I make a HUGE deal about having to GO INTO THE WORLD on twitter. I’m quite content sitting here reporting shit. The Chateau Sheree pics were all provided by other people until one day I had a doctor’s appointment in that part of town and there were people there working who I stopped to talk to and used my emergency (I’m a prepper what can I say) camera to take five whole pictures with total permission. Continue reading
Okay, things always get insane just before primetime. Sources. People Leaving. This. Board. Forever, Phone calls. The dog wants stuff. It’s chaos on a Sunday night at the offices of Tamara Tattles. Which is fine. But it is also my excuse for being behind. So let’s get going!
Melissa and Joe are not exactly in the garbage business. They are in the sensitive government shredded document disposal business. Which makes perfect sense when your sister has been indicted on 41 counts of federal charges. Joe Gorga says that Melissa doesn’t know how many millions he has invested in this business. Um, perhaps we should start a how long until Joe Gorga is indicted for some federal charges pool? He is now telling Melissa the house is on hold. They must make do with their pitiful 5,000 square foot rental house for now. However will Melissa bear up during this period of homelessness and despair? Oh the sacrifices they are making.
Jim threatens to make his kid do a hundred pushups and then holds a family prayer all in one breath. I like that Amber and Jim are teaching their kids manners, I do, but it they seem weird. Very weird. They are planning a commercial for Jim’s mortgage business with the kids. Speaking of commercials and exploiting children, Teresa is doing a photo shoot to publicize “her” cupcake line. Milania is at Def Con whatever the biggest one is. I’ve never understood what Def Con means. Please enlighten me in comments.
Amber and Melissa are in a car going somewhere and catching up on the twins. Amber tells Melissa that Nicole was divorced over some cheating, and that Nicole “broke up a family.” I have no idea WTF they are talking about, and moreover, I don’t care. But I am going to try to figure it out anyway. In her talking head, Amber says she is not a gossip but she loves Melissa and wants to get her up to speed. Continue reading
One of the downsides of having your own website, is that it takes a lot of work and consumes all of your time. It keeps me from reading other blogs that I used to really enjoy, like StraightFromtheA. Michelle is a great source of RHOA tea because she is very active in the ATL social life and runs in the same circles as a few of the housewives. Phaedra in particular. Because of her friendliness with Phaedra, Atlien has been fairly mum on the unfortunate position that Phaedra is currently facing. She did however post recently about a party to celebrate Cynthia’s spread in Ebony Magazine, that she attended. She is also the source for the numerous reports you guys a have sent me (thanks!) about Phaedra “taking a leave of absence” from filming RHOA. If you had told me that the story was coming from Atlien I would have investigated sooner. I’ve drilled down all the tea. Grab a snack and get ready for this because there is a lot to cover. And for me the Phaedra stuff is a mere side order.
I am continuing to research and am not sure where to start. First of all, the party was held on July 17th at Bar One to celebrate Cynthia Bailey’s Ebony Magazine spread. All of the former housewives were there except three. According to Atlien, Phaedra was en route when she was tipped off that Apollo was there. She opted not to show up. It is interesting that production would not alert Phaedra to the fact that her soon to be ex husband would be at the event.
As you recall, I exclusively reported that the previous day, July 16th, Apollo, Phaedra and the boys were filming in Chastain Park. They arrived in separate cars, even the boys and the nanny had their own car. It sounded like a supervised visitation sort of thing to me. I speculated that it would be the Phaedra and Apollo breakup scene. Perhaps she presented the divorce papers. There have been reports of Phaedra filing for divorce this week. I found nothing on the website to substantiate that claim. However, it is obvious that will be happening. My spies in Phaedra’s neighborhood say they haven’t seen Apollo at the house in quite some time. She’s done with him. This is not news. Continue reading
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We start with Angelo in the kitchen. Have we discussed how hot Angelo is? Because, hot. I need Leah to come clean my house. Or anyone with OCD, actually. Leah is worried because there was an earthquake last night. She wants to do a home inspection to look for cracks and things that might be alarming. The maid is having trouble keeping a straight face for this scene. Leah’s mom likes earthquakes and think they are exciting.
The hurricane has Leah ready to become a prepper. She is starting with the government list of things to have on hand during a disaster. I did something similar, but I was preparing for the zombie apocalypse. I still need to get five hundred dollars in ones. I’d do that as soon as I have five hundred dollars for the zombie closet.
Leah has a British nanny named Trish. Trish has a business called Bling Gone Wild. She enjoys picking up treasures off the curb and blinging them to resell. Trish’s house is covered floor to ceiling with stuff she has found in other people’s trash and blinged. Continue reading
Well, I can’t put it off any longer. I actually did some dishes as a better option than watching this show, but I am now out of hot water and my back is sore from bending over the sink, it’s 4:30 and I haven’t done a post all day so views are sucking ass. It must be done. Thank the baby Jesus it is only a half hour show.
Okay, now my DVR has stopped working entirely. This is special. After 20 minutes of trying to get the show to play, I’m noticing that the problem is specific to this show. Even my DVR refuses to cooperate with this shit show. It looks like I will have to do the recap based on just reading the description.
Leann goes on a weekend trip with her southern friends. Hmm, Leann has southern friends? Leann has friends? That must have been interesting. It seems that they went four wheeling or something. Perhaps she got injured and had to go to the ER. Perhaps the injury caused to be unable to speak or tweet ever again. My TV is trying really hard to show this recording but the screen looks something like a Picasso. Oh wait, it is playing now. Continue reading
UPDATE: TMZ is literally calling up the grandparents of the hamsters and asking them if they are worried they will be the third death!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It looks like we have another dead Grandpa! And this time it is my favorite hamster’s Grandpa, Derrick’s.
In a bizarre turn of events, it appears Derrick’s grandfather has also died. TMZ says that Derrick said his family is not as close as Frankie’s and he will not be going to the funeral on Sunday either. Continue reading
When last we left, we were hopeful that Tanisha had passed on to the great beyond so that Clive could escape her abuse. I think that we will be disappointed because there are shots of her getting the lie detector test and making her final decision. Sorry, Clive. We were all pulling for you. Tanisha and Clive return home that same night. Sounds like a fake panic attack.
The final challenge is a lie detector test! YAY! The spouses get to choose the questions. Roger is the most excited about this exercise. If the questions are not tough enough, the counselors will ask some of their own.
Traci and Kevin are up first.
Traci goes first. Are you really able to believe in me? Will you really be faithful to me? Do you still resent me for cheating? She answered yes to all three.
Kevin was asked, ” Did you ever want to leave me?” (no) Have you been faithful in recent months? NO!!! Traci walks out.
Kevine says he didn’t understand the question. lol.
RESULTS: They were truthful but Kevin admitted to cheating recently. He still says he did not get the question. Continue reading
Teresa and Gia are having a beach day. Continue reading
Vicki Rides the high roller overlooking Vegas!
It seems my story about the housewives in Las Vegas last weekend spawned a few people from the service industry in Vegas to give me some updates on housewives and their tipping habits. The report on Shannon and David is from last weekend. The report on Patti Stanger and Brandi Glanville was from a few weeks ago. Most of the others occurred last year. Enjoy!
Shannon and David Beador
Very friendly toward waitstaff and all who approached her for photos. This source says she was approached a lot. She was a bit kooky and David was keeping an eye on her drinking. Shannon and David were affectionate and left a nice tip. They were there with Heather McDonald who has a reputation for being a bitch and not tipping.Ditto, Heather’s friend Chelsea Handler also a non tipper who was at the same venue previously. And received comps.
Gretchen and Slade
Last summer, on a day Gretchen Rossi got some bad news, she and Slade and a posse were in Vegas. They were comped in the club but also did not choose to tip. Continue reading
We begin with the whole family playing outside. Both Kash and KJ fall out of their kid mobiles and Brielle is complaining that she has to drive a Honda to school. Oh the cars I got to drive if I was lucky back in the day. A 20 year old Plymouth Duster with a leather roof and surprisingly low mileage because it was stored during all the years we were in Libya, and station wagon that was so huge and had such poor alignment I was more terrified of the car itself than the transvestite prostitution streetwalking in downtown Atlanta when I got lost trying to find a church were this guy I wanted to do bad things with was supposed to be. Then I got a brand new Honda and it was a big hit with the HS crowd. I also totaled it rather quickly and got another. But anyway, Brielle has had four accidents and so she is being punished with a Honda Accord.
Sweetie is trying to teach Kim to eat something healthy but she is not having it. Kroy is on Sweetie’s side and mentions that she needs to cut out the sugar. Kim wants to get a chef and a nanny for the twins (in addition to the ones for Kash and KJ.) And a housekeeper. Kim tells Kroy he needs to focus on rehab and “fucking being a beast this year!” KJ who looks exactly like Kroy says, “Fucking Beast!” It was funny. Let the hating begin. Continue reading
It’s time for another hamster to be released from captivity and returned to the wild. Some how, Cody has managed to put two of his most loyal minions on the block. Britanny, “the target,” was closer to him than anyone in the house, and Donny loves him. He really should have sent Caleb home. Somehow, Derrick, the hamster whisperer, managed to convince him not to.
We start tonight basically with Cody sobbing alone in the bathroom. He says it really upset him to put up someone he didn’t think deserves to be there and someone who he told was not going up. Cody is beating himself for being a pussy and not putting up Caleb. Donny is suspicious of Derrick being the mastermind. He also knows that Cody was influenced by the alliance.
Britanny gets Caleb to talk to the alliance about keeping her. Caleb tries to sell it to the alliance. The alliance appears to be considering it for some reason. Probably just to placate Caleb. Continue reading
Below you will find the upcoming WWHL guest list for the remainder of July. Joan Rivers may end up eating Tara Reid a live on that show. So, that is must see TV! Kate Hudson is a nice get! But I am most interested in why Vicki Gunvalson doesn’t have a seatmate yet? Are none of the Real Housewives of Orange County speaking now that the reunion has been filmed? Continue reading