It’s time for another episode of RHOOC and my new laptop just finished updating to all sorts of things I have no idea how to use. So this may take a bit longer than usual. Like now, I am trying to do a search in my search box and all I get is a blue circle. Sigh. This laptop was too expensive not to be the fastest thing on the planet. It’s possible things are still updating in the background.
Forgive me for sticking to the big issues tonight, and I appreciate y’all filling in all of the stuff I don’t spell out here that was of interest to you. Heather is pissed that Terry has to be out of town on Mother’s Day. She is actually pissed that he is working so much he basically never sees the kids. Which is bullshit. She knew what she was getting into when she married a plastic surgeon in Orange County. The work apparently never ends.
Jim could not be any more disinterested in Meghan’s IVF.
It’s the penultimate episode of Shahs of Sunset, and I am ready for it to end, because I’ve had more than my fill of Reza Farahan and his attacks on GG this season.
MJ is having a yard sale to make room for Tommy, but she is having a hard time parting with clothes. I am the same way when it comes to garage sales. If someone wants to buy it, it makes me want to keep it. I still miss my fat clothes now that I am huge again. At the time I just knew I’d never gain weight again.
Golnesa gets acupuncture three times a week for her RA. I am sick of the health stories.
Reza is trying to make Adam take his last name. They find out at the marriage license place that they are not actually married and need to do yet another ceremony. They end up redoing their marriage with just Asa and MJ there and Adam finally gets to say some vows. Reza thinks Obama legalized gay marriage.
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It’s time for more of The Glamorous Life of Crime starring Teresa Giudice and friends. We start with the perils of having kid that can’t walk to the end of the driveway. Should I insert my stories of walking miles to the bus stop uphill in both directions through mounds of snow here? Teresa clearly blames Joe for her going to prison. She doesn’t take any responsibility for her physically walking in to banks telling the loan officer that she had fake jobs as a realtor and a bunch of other things with her own mouth and signature. Nope, it is all Joe’s fault. Despite her being charged with fraud counts that didn’t even include Joe. Or it is the bankruptcy lawyer’s fault. Teresa is the victim!
Jac arrives with coffee for Teresa and Teresa pretends she didn’t know she had a scene with her. Juicy doesn’t even pretend to have a job anymore. Teresa says she became a more forgiving person in prison. So they hug it out and decide to be friends. We will see how long this lasts. In other news, Teresa’s yoga obsession is really helping out in the bedroom. Teresa talks about prison dildos. Teresa tells us that she told Jac about the dildos because she knows Jac is kinky. I do not need to know any of this information.
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Sorry for the delay in getting this up. I have a lot of technical issues to deal with regarding the site this weekend. Also, my laptop decided last night that I didn’t need an ‘e’ key so I have to buy another one at a time I would prefer to wait for the next browser that will replace Internet Explorer. I also don’t feel well enough to go out and buy a laptop. So I have plugged in an external keyboard that is super hard to get used to get buy for today.
Here’s an open forum for discussion. Just a reminder, please do not spoil TV shows in this forum. A spoiler is something that would take the enjoyment away from watching the show. “Y’all should check out Queen of the South it’s great!” is not a spoiler. “I’m so sad that Charile Brown quit Peanuts,” “I can’t believe that XYX got eliminated.” “I’m so glad that Rauol and Martha finally got pregnant” ARE SPOILERS. If you don’t understand what a spoiler is don’t discuss shows at all. Because this forum is a chance for us to talk about other things going on in our lives. There are better places to talk about TV shows on this site.
It feels like it has been years since I last watched an episode of RHOMel.I am not even sure if we saw the reunion. I can barely remember who I like an who I don’t at this point. It’s all going to be brand new to me! Also, it should go without saying, but please don’t spoil us Yanks on the season. I know it is already over in Australia and probably available online, but we are going to watch along on the US schedule here.
Chyka has a closet that looks like a mid-sized boutique. I would need a maid just for my closet to keep it looking like that. And she would have to live-in. At least she has her very fashion forward husband Bruce to help her select accessories. Is his beard a new thing? Because his FACE looks different. The beard on his face. How do people who make so much money manage to leave their businesses behind to travel the world for eight straight weeks? I can’t even take a weekend off or everything goes to pot. I need more interns.
Chyka is hosting a
promotional event for an author named Paula Hawkins book club for the girls. They are reading The Girl on The Train. I’ve judged it by the cover to be good. We should all read it. #PromotionalSuccess She’s invited Jackie and Janet and the new girl Susie McClean. I wish Susie would have replaced Pettifleur and I haven’t even laid eyes on Susie yet. Chyka’s friends Hannah and Felicity are also there.
I am trying to start a new discussion forum at least once a week for Big Brother for those who want to chat about it here. I love those of you who share in comments scoop from the live feeds. I’ve been super busy and a bit under the weather so I just haven’t been able to update as much as I should because I haven’t seen all the live feeds.
Tonight we have
Redemption Island Battle Back where the first five eliminated houseguests fight for a chance to get back in the game. Since we never saw any of the sequestered guest in the same shot last night, We can assume they didn’t pay everyone for five week of sequester and therefore everyone has had a week of alone time in the house waiting for the next competitor and the loser went home shortly after. I also think the final challenge tonight will probably be used to save Tiffany. I would be happy about this if it were not for the fact she has been a colossal disappointment. I hope it is either her or….. I can’t believe I am saying this…Bronte. Bronte might be able to gather up the girls and boys not in showmances and break up the pairs. This should have been done LONG ago. I include Frank and Bridgette in this scenario.
Urethra Franklin wants Jozea back. He is going to be sleeping on the couch tonight for that for even speaking it into the universe.