I just watched last week’s episode where Jenni came back to work. Thank God she did because they can’t have this show without her. I imagine they just shut down production for a couple weeks to wait on her return. Her “Head of Human Resources” schtick this season is hysterical. I love her deadpan talking heads where she solemnly discusses the infractions she must handle as head of human resources. Megan Weaver and her giant beaver are not doing a damn thing for me. Even Jeff seems over her hungover ass. Wait, did Jeff fire her at the end of the last episode? I kinda tuned out a bit and was making a salad. I have forty-seven million shows to watch between now and Saturday when I change providers and get an DVR! Bye Bye to my huge collection of No Reservations episodes! I will miss you the mostest!
Jeff is back on the landscape project with that bitch Lisa and her poor husband. Blech. Neither one of these people can make simple decisions when presented with choices.
Zoila is learning to twerk. The head of human resources is not amused. Fuck. Megan is there. Why? Jeff loves mocking Jenni about her clothes and telling her she should stick to maternity wear a while longer. Jenni looks great by the way. Continue reading
I can hardly wait to watch this episode of Million Dollar Listing New York because I am so worried about Ryan ruining Luis’s big fancypants open house. Last week, Ryan was just arriving to the event. Ryan immediately starts trying to steal Luis’s client and then starts clowning on Luis. Luis remains calm and has Ryan escorted out of the party. The open house is a huge success and Luis is so happy with himself!
Fredrik gets a potential luxury apartment building with $180 million dollars of apartments. Construction has barely begun and the builder wants to start taking presales. Considering the smallest apartments will be listed at $10 million it will be difficult to get a buyer to purchase without seeing the finished product. Basically, Fredrik has a dollhouse replica of the building built as a selling tool. Fredrik has invited 165 brokers to the builder’s house to see the
dollhouse model. Amazingly, Fredrik was able to sell nearly all the apartments in two weeks! Continue reading
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NEW YORK – April 23, 2014 – After Bravo Media recently unveiled a diversified slate of original programming including “Girlfriends’ Guide to Divorce” and “Odd Mom Out,” the network continues its expansion into scripted programming announcing the development of “All the Pretty Faces,” from executive producer Jennifer Garner’s Vandalia Films in association with Warner Horizon Television.
Written and executive produced by J. Mills Goodloe and set in the bucolic beach town of Half Moon Bay, California, “All the Pretty Faces” is a dramedy-mystery centered on two warring families engaged in an epic, decades-long feud. The death of one of their own brings both families together in search of the secret to the affliction that has plagued them for generations…immortality.
Finally, after an eternity of waiting, it’s finally time to see the show where Liz and Tom come face to face and confront each other. Thankfully, we are not in China, because the Chinese government pulled the episode from the internet today because it portrays the Chinese government in a bad light. I bet the Chinese fans are freaking out!
I am only watching the trailer of things from previous episodes and I am already lost. When was Lizzie in a car with a little girl who says she wants to call home and let her Daddy know she is okay and then they get hit by a mack truck? I have no recollection of that whatsoever!
We start in China where a bunch of women in a labor camp are being vaccinated. One of the women is shot up with something different from the rest and immediately has a seizure of some sort and her heart stops. The nurses insist that she be taken to a hospital. The military guys say no, but eventually, she is placed in an ambulance. In the ambulance, suddenly all the nurses are speaking in English and one of the military guys radios someone in English to say that the passenger is enroute. Meanwhile, the head military guy inside realizes that one of the syringes is not like the other. He tries to stop the ambulance but it has gotten away. They are taking the woman to Washington D.C. because that is where everything happens on this show. Continue reading
Atlanta’s own Andi Dorfman is the next Bachelorette and most if not all of the filming for the show has been completed. Sadly, one of the eliminated bachelors has died in a paragliding accident according to multiple sources. Eric Hill, a hot young adventurous guy was paragliding in Utah when the parachute part of the glider malfunctioned.
Am I the only one that finds watching dead people on TV kind of ooky? I remember when RHOBH aired the season with Taylor Armstrong’s dead husband and we were all kind of freaked out. Continue reading
Tamaratattles.com has some more tea on Celebrity Apprentice, that I have been trying to put together that will answer all of your questions (well most of them). So click through if you want to know how it all ends. Sort of.
UPDATED: THE FINAL TWO I IDENTIFIED MAY NOT BE ACCURATE! I AM LOOKING INTO A NEW LEAD! Continue reading
We return at the exact point we left off last week because apparently knowing every little detail of Vicki’s relationship with Brooks is everyone’s business. Vicki tells Tamra and Heather that Brooks is part of her happiness and that she loves him. Vicki says they did not talk for two months and they both went to counseling separately and are back together.
Vikki wants to live with Brooks now that she is “one week divorced.” That is sort of sad. Tamra and Vikki are determined to get Heather to act like a lunatic and get drunk but she has an early flight tomorrow to get back to her kids. Oh and she also has decorum, a word the other two should probably look up.
Speaking of words people need to look up, Shannon needs to look up the word ‘cotillion’. It is not a class for children that teaches etiquette and dance. A cotillion is a formal ball most often for the presentation of debutantes into polite society, or a military formal dance. I suppose the etiquette classes that young girls take have a cotillion component, but I’ve just never heard the word used the way Shannon does. Continue reading
In case you missed LAST week. It was Foghorn Leghorn week, allegedly.
Great news! I don’t have to watch DWTS tonight for very long. Nene and Tony are safe this week and even better they are dancing first! This is great because I have like four other blogs I need to be working on!
This week we see that Nene was upset with the package they aired where she acted like an ass and insulted Tony. After the show last week she was bawling because she thought he was mad at her. She really seems to like Tony and wants to make him proud.
Their package this week was back to being cute and fun. They have truly made up. Tony bought her a lovely floral arrangement for making it through the half-way point! Continue reading
Okay, I put this off long enough. Let me suffer through this episode. I may need something to get me through an hour of Nene and Patti. As usual, Bravo is off timing. It appears I have some Married to Medicine happening in the front of the show, so the damn DVR will cut off again.
Oh God. I am going to have to listen to Nene say “bri may” ten thousand times, aren’t I? I do have to begin by giving Nene props, I love her hair and her short-sleeved geometric print jacket.
Nene says that Diana is basically a doormat who does way too much for the men in her life. Diana has 13-year-old twins who plans to return to a career in nursing.
Dawn is a business executive who is used to being in charge. Nene says Dawn is bossy. Which is funny coming from Nene. Dawn is pretty, in shape, educated, has a great job, likes to cook and watch sports. Um, what is the problem? She should have men lined up around the block! Continue reading
Phaedra is on with one of the chicks from Married to Medicine. I don’t watch that show as I am done with shows about Atlanta where all the women do is hate on each other like self-absorbed assholes. I know that on M2M they brawl a lot because Porsha Stans have pointed that out to me as a weird defense for Porsha’s behavior tonight. If that is true I can’t imagine anyone wanting to trust their health to any of the brawling mediawhores, but to each their own.
Cardboard Kenya is the bartender tonight and the drinking word is Nene Leakes says, “so nasty and so rude.” Both guests are drunk. Maybe Phaedra will actually say something real.
Andy asks the Quad chick about Porsha’s ginormous fake titties that she debuted tonight before they even had time to settle into the right place. OMG this girl is bizarre. Someone name is actually Quad? Continue reading
It’s time to watch what will likely be the most watched episode of any Real Housewives franchise ever. It’s part one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion where Porsha is about to lose her mind in a very short period of time.
Wow! Before we even get started Nene Leakes has her stank attitude going on. And Porsha and Kenya have some stank face happening too. The word is that there was some conspiring amongst the ladies to get Porsha to go after Kenya and it sure does look like something happened before the cameras began rolling.
Andy compliments Kenya on her dress and inquires about her scepter. Kenya explains it is something Queens carry. She is already grinning at Andy and asks if he would like to be knighted. Andy agrees to let Kenya “knight” him. This already has Phaedra rolling her eyes and pulling faces. Andy acknowledges Porsha’s ginormous fake titties. Continue reading
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So when the fifty millionth person asked me why I wasn’t watching Orphan Black, I decided to DVR the marathon. I am finally caught up and after a slow start, I am officially hooked. The show airs on Saturday night on BBC America so there really isn’t anything else on and you might as well watch it with us.
I don’t have a lot of time to review this because it’s Sunday and Easter and the RHOA avalanche begins tonight. Plus I will probably do Million Dollar Matchmaker since Nene is on it oh and WWHL I think has Phaedra tonight, but if I don’t do it now it may not get done so here is the short version.
Orphan Black is a Canoookian! science fiction (don’ worry I don’t like SciFi either, it’s really not all SciFiy) show about Sarah Manning, a grifter and minor con artist who sees someone who looks exactly like her throw herself in front of a train and die. She takes over her identity as Elizabeth Childs who was a police detective in order to clean out her bank accounts. She soon realizes she is a clone and so was Beth. Her many trials and tribulations lead her to encounter other clones. At the end of season one she is aware of nine clones. Continue reading