WWHL With Kenya Moore, Derek J and Miss Lawrence

WWHL Kenya FQs

 

Well this should be an action packed show! I could do without Derek and Lawrence on this show since they are both SO over the top. They would be better being on with Kandi or someone boring. I have a feeling this is going to be like three cats fighting in a burlap bag, which is coincidentally what my ass looks like in khakis these days.

In the introductions, Andy says to say that she got a rise out of one of her fellow Atlanta housewives tonight would be putting it midly. Kenya looks great in orange. I love that she has on orange lipstick but not hideous neon lipstick,  just a nice lovely shade to match her dress.

Andy asks Miss Lawrence about Phaedra’s comments about Nene calling to check on her every day. He says everyone needs friends. Andy asked Kenya if it surprised her. She said no, it seems they have a bit of friendship going on, if it is by default or whatever, they seem to have something going on.  Andy says that Porsha threw shade at Kenya and plays the clip of Porsha making fun of flirting with the waiter.  Kenya says that it’s sad. She was being friendly to the waiter. Being friendly to the staff doesn’t mean that you are flirting with them. And shame to the people who think that was flirting. Shame to me I guess then. It was definitely flirting. We’ve been over this a thousand times. Kenya would flirt with a mop bucket it you drew eyes and a moustache on it. And that’s fine! That’s part of her perky personality. Who cares? Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Melts in Your Mouth, Not in Your Hands

 

RHOA Phaedra Fence

Phaedra

LOL We start with Apollo’s video he posted from the prison where he says he is about to “go asunder,” which always makes me wonder what he thought that meant during his wedding vows. And it ends with “you will be hearing from me shortly,” as if he thought he was going to do a podcast from prison or something. They really are milking this prison shit.

ROFLMAO. Phaedra is so full of shit. These fake ass security people. Taking the service elevator. She so wants people to believe there are paparazzi tailing her.  Jesus. She has to flag THEM down in LAX. Now she is talking about “the headmaster” (giggles) at the boys school. Wait so she took the boys to school from the hotel with all the security? Jesus. Those boys are in some day care. The rarely go, they are with the baby sitters and the nannies most of the time. All the parents on that cul de sac go to a variety of schools and have tons of get togethers with tons of neighbors in the area. They go to all sorts of private schools. Nary a one has ever seen any spawn of Phaedra at their school. Headmaster. /giggle.  This scene is hilarious. Waiting on the elevator by the high voltage door.

I don’t even know When this “return to the house” thing happened. We had another fake “return to the house scene” last week. How many times is she going to “return to the house?”  I love the giant Phine Body poster in the living room. Phaedra is such a victim in all of this. She just wants to kill Apollo with her bare hands and then embalm him and cremate him and flush him down the commode.  Okay. That’s not sociopathic at all.

Oh look fake scenes of Phaedra pretending she watches her kids.

A hilarious bullshit scene with a ridiculous “apostle”  praising  Jesus and sprinkling some water on the floor throughout the house occurs. Phaedra’s in her infinite biblical scholarship says that he has performed an exorcism. Lord have mercy this show is stupid tonight. Continue reading

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Brielle Biermann is HOW OLD?

RHOA Brielle's 18th Birthday Present

 

 

Jesus. How old was this kid when we first started watching Real Housewives of Atlanta? And the girl has been asking for a white jeep since she was 15!  Well, she turned 18 this month and she finally got her dream car.  Props to Kroy and Kim for buying a reasonably priced car and for making her wait until she was 18.  Her driving skills left much to be desired for the first year or so of her driving life. And she still gets grounded and has her phone taken away a lot! LOL. But she is finally an adult with her dream car finishing out her last four or five months of high school.

She sure grew up to be a beauty! Continue reading

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For Those of You New to Lisa Rinna…

Here, once again with feeling, is what happened to her lips, when she was 24 years old. This clip is from 2013. I think she has a pretty attitude about a dumb mistake she made in her youth.  Hopefully, we can drop this issue now, or at least have a link to refer everyone to when it is continuously brought up.

At least it isn’t as bad as what young women and transgender folks on a budget are doing TODAY (shooting silicone into their chest and buttocks)  despite having the facts and knowing it is illegal and has lethal side effects.

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Saturday Classic Video : Abby Lee Miller

This video is two years old but it is interesting to watch because it’s a clandestine video of Abby’s Master Class with the girls. Kids were allowed to video parts of the event but NOT the questions and answers. I’m not sure whether it says more about Abby or  um “kids today.”

Since humans have been having offspring, each generation seems to be a big fat disappointment. I shudder to think what the young lady who filmed this will find fault with in her offspring in a decade or too.

I think it is time to give up on our species. Continue reading

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Blind Item: No Tell Motel

no-tell-motel

 

This Real House Husband has a lot of legitimate business out-of-town.  He always stays at the same hotel. Sometimes his wife is there and sometimes she isn’t. But one thing is for certain, folks at the hotel are talking. They say that two or three different women are regulars in the married man’s room. Now they don’t know what goes on behind closed doors, but that doesn’t stop them from speculating. It seems that one may be referred to as an “assistant” but there is certainly no typing, filing or scheduling involved in this husband’s business.

I suppose a man always needs a woman to take dictation though… Continue reading

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A Gif So Perfect Words Are Unnecessary

RHOA Nene

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Check out T.Kyle’s awesome gifs to brighten your weekend!

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Lisa Rinna Is A Much Needed Truth Cannon on RHOBH

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Lisa Rinna’s Bravo Blog this week manages to put Brandi and Kim’s crazy into sober (SWIDT?) perspective. The thing is, my brain is full. I’ve learned a lot of stuff in life. I’ve got a lot of memories. My hard drive is full. I have like 2%  left of room to save shit. So Real Housewives is nowhere near making the cut for my memory bank. So since I save these blogs to discuss at the end of the week and over the weekend,  I’ve forgotten more of the episodes than I remember. Reading Lisa’s blog is super helpful to me because I find myself saying, “Oh yeah, that is exactly how things went down. I had forgotten.”

I had hoped that she would address Kyle’s use of the word “sober” in relation to Harry. Frankly, I don’t know if Harry quit drinking because he was an alcoholic, or because he was worried he might be headed there, or because he had a drinking problem or because he didn’t want to drink anymore because alcohol killed so many of his family members. It really doesn’t matter. I don’t think whatever the situation is it is some shameful secret. Harry is living an alcohol free life according to Lisa. Good for him if that is his choice. I’m not sure why Kyle or anyone else is concerned with the time frame or whether or not he has a collection of poker chips on his dresser. Continue reading

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Friday Folly

Don Lemon.

RIP Journalism.

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How To Get Away With Murder Season Finale Recap: Who Killed Lila?

HTGAWM Finale 1

I forgot to prepare a blog for this so I will probably be very far behind tonight. I’m not going to go into excruciating detail because it’s a two hour show and I’d actually like to watch some of it.  I have a question we will be left with more questions than answers when this is all over.  A suspicious returns home to an even more suspicious Rebecca. Wes wants to ask Rebecca if she did if. Rebecca is trying to get him to admit to her that he found Rudy. Rebecca asks if he is being completely honest with her. He says he is and he tells her he loves her that have mistrustful, I think my partner may have murdered someone sex.

OH YAY! We flash back five months to when Rudy lived in Wes’ apartment before he became a catatonic mess in an institution. This just goes to show how quickly this whole Wes and Rebecca mess got started. How the hell is Wes literally burying bodies for the girl so quickly?

Rudy is listening to an argument between Lila and and Rebecca. Lila blames Rebecca for her having sex with “Darcy.” The Lila essentially tells Rebecca she is better than her. Rebecca is furious. She yells at Rudy for peeking out his door at the commotion when Lila flees.

Annalise has a priest for a client who has murdered someone from the church. I don’t think I am going to recap this procedural case for the finale much. I’m going to focus on the important storyline about Lila and Sam.

Next we are at the frat house where Rebecca is at the rugby house doing PCP with Lila’s rugby boyfriend. Lila seduces the idot and uses his phone to lure Lila over. Continue reading

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Who is More Hilarious? Brandi Glanville? Or Her Ghost Writer “K.H.”?

 

RHOBH Brandi tosses wine on Eileen

So a funny thing is going on with Brandi Glanville, allegedly. We all noticed she had a ghost writer who had some writing issues over the past few weeks. I hope she is not paying her. Despite claiming to have a Master’s in “English & Writing” she seems to have missed the classes on punctuation adjacent to quotations.  I know I hate quotations more than anything in the world because of all the punctuation involved. It is the worst part of covering WWHL and some trials. It’s tedious and slows down my ability to get things up in a hurry.  But if I were putting someone else’s name on my writing, I’d make the extra effort.

So this person is also writing blog entries as a small gossip site using a pseudonym, “K.H.”  She has written five articles for the site since beginning her Brandi campaign 11 days ago.  Coincidently, all of her Brandi posts have people commenting with things like  “This is the fairest article!”  “This is the truest article!”  “This is an accurate article”  “Well thought out article!”  “Excellent article!” It’s hysterical.  The only comments not written by the author are slam the stupidity of the posts.

The post themselves are 1,000 word essays on Brandi’s “brand” and all of her accomplishments and how the other RHOBH have nothing going on and the show would be cancelled if she left. HILARIOUS stuff.  Brandi is getting a bad edit. The other ladies are jealous.  Lisa Rinna doesn’t know enough about Kim to call her an addict. You know, the same shit  from Brandi’s blogs.

Anyway, someone sent me the link and the more I pay attention to it the funnier it gets. Clearly, I’m not interested in sending the site any traffic. You’ll just have to trust me that it is funny. Continue reading

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Jodi Arias Trial Weirdness! Because, Arizona.

Jodi cries as judge reads jury instructions.

Jodi cries as judge reads jury instructions.

Okay the jury has lost their damn mind.  Rumor has it that one of the sitting jurors wants to trade places with an alternate juror. As you recall when Juror #2 was drawn as an alternate, she cried all the way to her car. Well, today one of the jurors who is currently deliberating has asked the judge if they can trade places!!!!!!!!!!!  I KNOW!  Now in a normal universe this would never be allowed. But this is  Judge Stephens we are talking about here. So stay tuned.

But wait there is more… Continue reading

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