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WWHL With Phaedra and Faith Evans

WWHL Phaedra and Faith Evans

Well, Andy loves a good jumpsuit and Phaedra is wearing one. However it is white and looks like a summer outfit. Also her wedding ring she bought herself is on as is some other very large looking rock on her right hand. Hmmmmm Is that where the money went? Allegedly? Just asking. Let’s see if Andy asks about it.

The drinking word is “Roger Bobb” but I think it should be Jesus. Andy goes straight to Nene’s fucked up hair. Phaedra who is currently one of Nene’s only allies says “it was giving me Blondie.” Please. It’s ridiculous. If ever there was a time for Phaedra to say “Fix it Jesus” this was her moment. And she blew it.

Andy asks Phaedra how it has been watching the show back. She says anytime you are going through something very personal in the media and on TV it is very difficult and quite uncomfortable.

They replay the uncomfortable scenes between Apollo and Phaedra and Phaedra can’t watch. She closes her eyes through most all of it. Andy says it seemed a little threatening to him. I agree. She has on a HUGE costume statement necklace. I’m not sure how I feel about it. I think if she were dressed in all black I would really like it. Phaedra talks about Apollo’s aggression. Um, he was never home and that was your issue with him. If he was so aggressive, why would you want him to come home more?  This is all a set up to the complete fabrication of Apollo being at the house on the day he was supposed to self-report. She says he was on an emotional roller coaster. Phaedra thought that his line of conversation was in appropriate for the setting. I agree. Continue reading

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Recap: Nice to Metria

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I don’t know if it is the crap weather, or the fact that my days and nights are sort of backwards, or the lack of sunlight, or what but there just seems to be a big cloud of negativity everywhere. I guess it is sort of fitting for tonight’s Real Housewives of Atlanta because tonight we finally get Demetria. Word on the street is she is full of negativity for the first part of filming. Plus Apollo is back. The editing this season is crazy out of order and odd.

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Kandi’s family is all getting together at Aunt Nora’s house for a cookout. Mama Joyce is mad at Kandi for talking about her boyfriend tearing up Kandi’s house.  OMG! I want to eat some of all that! Oh dear, homemade red velvet cake!

Aunt Nora makes Kandi sit down and talk with her mother. Mama Joyce says she is taking medicine to try not and get an aneurism. She is trying to be calm. Nothing is resolved but they sort of agree to put things inside.

Phaedra stops over at Kandi’s and Kandi is trying to eat healthy because she wants to get pregnant. Phaedra says things are tense. Kandi has a cousin who just happens to be there to talk to Phaedra about how to tell her boys their daddy is going to prison. He has been to prison or something. This is a ridiculous scene and it’s clear Phaedra is not happy to be filming it.  Oh Melvin’s dad is in prison and he resents not being told.  I love the red leather handbag Phaedra is carrying. Kandi and Phaedra cry. Phaedra looks really  pretty. Continue reading

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UPDATED! NEW VIDEO BEHIND BREAK! New Celebrity Apprentice Commercial: She’s A Drama Queen Without A Crown!

OMG I CAN’T WAIT!  #DramaQueenWithoutACrown #IDon’tConsiderAnythingSheSays Continue reading

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UPDATED: (New Interview After the Break)Nene Leakes Seems To Really Be Enjoying Broadway

Nene Leakes has been doing a TON of publicity for Cinderella lately. Its pretty amazing actually considering she is doing 8 shows a week most weeks. In this interview with Kelly & Michael, Nene doesn’t seem the least bit tired! How is that even possible? I love the Donna Karan dress, she has finally found a hit with her favorite look, the see through black lace. And I ADORE a dress with pockets. Love the shoes and can’t believe how tiny the stilletos are, her feet have got to be killing her.  It was good to see her truly looking happy for a change. Sure she threw some shade… but it wasn’t nearly has hateful as she often is. Continue reading

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Couch Potato Conversations

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I thought since there was not much interesting in the news, I could either make up a really funny story about interns crawling through Teresa Giudice’s secret trap door or we could just sort of free ball it and pretend we are all out at happy hour somewhere talking about crap we watch on TV.

So last night, was the finale of Survivor (SPOILERS AHEAD). First of all I have watched every single episode of every single season of Survivor. This was one of the most boring seasons ever. I was NONE TO PLEASED to see those annoying Indian twins on this episode. I could not stand them on The Amazing Race. (which I think ends tonight. Don’t spoil me.). But once they got split up, I started to really like Natalie all by herself. She was very good at endurance challenges and fairly crafty.  Did you watch? What did you think of the season, and the winner?

Also, last night was The Taste I mostly watch for Anthony Bourdain. We had Master Chef Junior, (just ended), were you surprised who won? Also Hell’s Kitchen (also just ended) same question , and Top Chef all at once.  I’m pretty sure there has been a Branzino on each one. Same with cauliflower puree. There must have been a dozen recipes that were done on all the shows. Anyway, I’d like to talk about Nigella Lawson.  She got into some troubles in the tabloids recently, Go here to read it looks like a Jodi Arias post but it isn’t. Just skip the first paragraph.  At the time I sort of didn’t believe the allegations but after watching her on The Taste for a couple seasons, I’m curious what y’all…especially my UK readers…have to say about her. Continue reading

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RHOBH Bravo Blogs… It’s A Slow Week

Photo of Kyle in Spain.. Instagram

Photo of Kyle in Spain.. Instagram

So at the end of the week, I start to run out of interesting things to talk to you guys about and rely on the Bravo blogs for new talking points. This week is kind of a bust. Or maybe I’m just not in the right mood. There was nothing but nice things being said about Bella’s indiscretion, about Brooke’s wedding and Monty’s health. Kyle did mention the trip to Mallorca was cut short do to a sudden downturn in Monty’s health and everything was quickly moved up to insure his participation.  Everyone said nice things about Lisa’s star on the Palm Springs walk of fame. Lisa Rinna even said nice things about Kim and her daughter’s wedding. It was all very pleasant.

Yet in more than one blog they try to get us to brace ourselves for the drama to come. Well, I’m ready for it to come! So bring it on. Meanwhile, here are two tidbits worth mentioning from this weeks RHOBH Blogs. A sad one from Eileen, and a funny one from Kyle Continue reading

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Please Excuse This Brief Interruption.

HaroldI have been online for a LONG time. I will be interviewing a blast from the past to just decided to join Twitter. Some of us will know him.

My top seven questions for …. Harold Balzaccio

Now he says he is not answering because he is kind of famous.

WHATEVER.

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Didn’t Tre and Joe Giudice Go To High School Together in NJ?

The sign above the entryway to Public School 20 in Paterson, N.J. (Corey Teague/Facebook)

The sign above the entryway to Public School 20 in Paterson, N.J. (Corey Teague/Facebook)

This explains a lot.

Yeah, yeah I get it. Usually a student “gets” to change the sign. Or some places they have a grounds keeper. In this case the job was given to a janitor.  But the faculty and students had to see the sign everyday!

School officials told NJ.com that the lettering “was placed by a custodian and the sign was near an entrance not normally used by staff.” It was later corrected. Continue reading

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Blind Item! If Nip, Tuck and Suck Don’t Work, There’s Always Photoshop

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In “other things in my mailbox today” news… It seems this housewife, who took time off during filming for cosmetic surgery, is still not satisfied. After a very brief (uncredited) appearance on a talk show this week, she photoshopped the hell out of her Instagram photos before posting them.

I think she looks great after her latest cosmetic overhaul. But apparently she’s suffering from insecurity. Cheating husbands can do that to a gal…

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Jodi Arias Trial 12/18

Geffner has a very inappropriate affect for someone testifying about murder and violence.

Geffner has a very inappropriate affect for someone testifying about murder and violence.

We started nearly half an hour late because Jodi was late for some reason. Or something. Willmott is really worried about all of the potential for impeaching this ridiculous witness so she brings up a few more of his past issues in previous cases that will make him look bad so he can talk without Juan freaking him out and making him spill his water. You know like the last time we did this.

Then we moved on to reading Jodi’s journals again. Jodi loves Travis but he says such terrible things to her. She knows she should leave him but she can’t. She self blames. We get numerous snippets of stories of arguments meant to show that Travis was an asshole. Or a twenty something guy as they are called in more civilized circles.

Jodi liked to practice The Law of Attraction a philosophy that she erroneous thinks means never speak of or write down bad things and pretend like life is wonderful until it is. Or until the level of  denial and stuffing shit down causes you to go batshit and stab someone 27 times and try to decapitate them and then shoot them in the head.  This includes her thinking that Travis thinks she would say yes if he proposed. She says she would need a significantly larger amount of courting and bible study.

Jodi journals that she has a headache. Geffner says the headache was caused by the horrific stress that Travis placed upon her. I’m not making this shit up. It looks like we are just going to read this entire journal today so the defense can stretch things out until the holiday break. Continue reading

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Everybody Calm Down, Nobody Stole The Giudice Christmas

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I hate reporting on things that did not happen but y’all read some crazy stuff and then expect me to explain to you why it was bullshit. Let me just remind you about something called “Just because you read something on the Internet doesn’t make it true.”   I try to avoid blog wars as much as possible. So when you send me a link asking about the veracity of a site, I generally respond with “I’m sorry, I do not read/am not familiar with that site.”  That should be a big enough hint.

But apparently, it is not. But there were plenty of issues with the story you should have been able to side eye on your own. The FEDS do not send “two probation officers, two interns and two local cops” to conduct a federal raid. In fact a “RAID” is something that occurs before the charges are even filed.  What the Giudicies could be facing is a seizure of assets. Which will likely occur. It will not occur when a couple of interns drop buy to climb through trap doors in a closet ceiling. It will occur when some US Marshalls arrive.  Not a half a band of merry men all named Marco from the probation office of Podunk county New Jersey. Continue reading

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