Lea Michele immediately starts gushing over Teresa and comparing her to Meryl Streep. I do not get these celebrities who gush over the housewives. I know Dorinda has quite the celebrity following. But I just don’t get adoration of these women who scream and yell and fight and throw things on TV for a living. Teresa of course is eating it up.
Andy plays a clip of when John Legend sang a song that Joe wrote for Teresa a long while back. In the ensuing discussion we learn that Joe watches WWHL all the time in prison. Bravo is very popular in prison. Of course it is. Teresa manages to communicate all of this to us without ever saying the word prison. She told Joe she was going to be on so she assumes he is watching. Andy prompts her to give a shout out so she gives the fake smile, wave and air kiss and says, “Hi honey! Love you!” Lea, says, “Sweet.” Who knew Lea was such an idiot?
Sixty percent of those polled are on Teresa and Melissa’s side of #CakeGate. Included in the 60% was Lea. This too says something about the audience of Bravo shows. I’m pretty sure if you stood in a mall and asked 100 random people how they would feel if they were out to dinner in public with friends and purchased a lovely birthday cake for the occasion and your friends threw the birthday cake across the room without ever cutting it, most people would respond by saying they would be hurt, angry, or embarrassed.
The segments with Lea are too dumb to mention. I want to smack Lea in the face.
Teresa says she thinks Dina Manzo is probably fine with her relationship with Danielle Staub. She says she is going to see her later this month.
Teresa is in full on fake politically correct answers. The questions are softballs and her answers are unicorn farts.
A caller asked if Jacqueline reached out to her when her mom died and if there is any chance of reconciliation. Teresa loses her permasmile for this one and says Jac sent her a text, and no chance of them reconciling.
A viewer asks how she can make up with Danielle, but not Kathy and Rosie. She says, “Because Danielle’s a stranger and you know, like we had words. Family doesn’t do what family did to me.” Am I the only one who can’t remember why Teresa had the falling out with Kathy and Rosie?
Andy has Lea Michele ask Teresa how to spell a variety if word related to Italian cuisine. Guess how many the New York Times Best Selling Author got right? Z-E-R-O !
Just as I am suffering through the last bit of this stupidity, a caller asks Teresa where her bracelets are from. She says they are Cartier. She had at least two of the Love bangles on. I guess she is pulling money out of wherever they hid the millions they stole. #FelonsByBravo.
The Mazel was about a new rumor that Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. That would make four pregnant sisters. I still think this is all to draw attention away from Kylie being the surrogate for Kim.