I’m crazy. It’s not the fun crazy from my twenties when we all did crazy things and it was fun. This is old lady crazy. It the crazy that comes when your body decides that reproduction is not something that your body needs to do anymore and your brain decides that you don’t really have any more room to remember stuff because your memory is full and there is no mechanism for adding a few more megabytes of RAM. I’ve got the angry crazy where I can’t read the black numbers off my black debt card to pay the IRS and I have no idea what my quarterly payment is supposed to be because I can’t remember last June and apparently didn’t make a note of it anywhere. I’ve got full blown “Get the hell off my lawn” crazy. So I feel as though I come from a knowledgeable place when I say, Eden Sassoon is batshit crazy.
And while I have a lot of compassion for other people’s crazy, I still find Eden’s crazy absolutely fascinating. Eden’s crazy is the same crazy that Kelly Bensimon has. The symptoms include hundreds and hundreds of bikini selfies interspersed with spiritual advice. Both former housewives are single and seem to only go to events, rather than hang out with friends. Both have lots of money and few relationships. They are focused on their public image that is largely defined by their bodies.
But Eden’s crazy train seems to be really barreling down the track these days. She has a deal with a dermatologist to cover her two week recovery from fractional CO2 Laser resurfacing on her face, neck and chest.
Here is how Eden describes her journey, ” Pain was manageable with some help. I feel the burn & tightening of my face, neck and chest. We spun my blood to get the Platelet Rich Plasma #healing ✨
#JUSTDOIT . . . #C02 Laser Resurfacing procedure is used to remove #sunspots, as well as other environmental damage. This aggressive treatment has a 1-2 week downtime but dramatically improves #aging lines,#wrinkles and skin creping by #stimulatingnew #skin cell growth and evens your#skintone. This can take up to ten years of #aging off of your #face.”
“PRP, or Platelet Rich Plasma, provides rapid healing after a laser treatment and helps with hair rejuvenation. This requires drawing your blood before application. After your treatment, we will apply your own plasma to your skin. #Sassoon #Lifeat44 JOURNEY #BEAUTY #HEALTH #LOVE ”
And her day two update, “NO PAIN Just swollen, nothing taken since 6pm yesterday. Only cold ( ice ) cloths & packs on chest with #treat recovery spread. He went deep and in the end will be stunning. 2 weeks & I’ll be a new woman. 😳…. the process is worth it #co2laser #co2#JUSTDOIT #facetightener #laser #lifeat44 SWOLLEN 🤷🏼♀️”
Here is a video of Eden’s natural face before the mutilation. I have no idea what the heck she is talking about in the video, I just wanted a close up of her natural face.
Eden is quite beautiful. She has a slamming body. He skin was lovely before this. I do not understand this kind of crazy. Perhaps she should just take all of those bikini selfies in the shade? Eden is deleting negative comments which is fine, but I find her calling the trolls or those who think this is kind of insane, “shallow.” Because, well…
Also, this procedure comes with pain meds and isn’t that considered a relapse if you are in recovery for addiction?
So, who thinks this is something you would do? It’s not that expensive, only $2,500.