We don’t just get down to the final four tonight when Alex makes her predictable exit, we are down to the final four episodes. After tonight, we have a live eviction tomorrow night at nine, a third episode on Friday night at eight, and then the finale on Wednesday bringing The Paul Show to a merciful conclusion.
We start with Alex crying. But in the DR she says this is all an act. Really? What does she have to gain by crying for a week. Josh is crying for real. Christmas tells Josh that Alex is trying to get in his head this week. She knows because they have very similar personalities. Christmas said she would jump up from under a rock to strike at him, she would murder families. WTF? These people are all insane.
Then Alex chats with Paul in the APSR and fucking tells him that she is fake crying to make Josh feel bad. Wait, I just realized this is before Paul wins the veto so she thinks she still has a chance. The temper tantrums that come after the veto isn’t played were absolutely real. Sometimes it is hard to go back and forth between real time and show time.
Josh asks Christmas to promise him that she takes him to final two. Well, I guess she doesn’t full on lie to him. But she said enough for Josh to know that she is not loyal to him. Josh is heartbroken, but he is also just a little bit pissed. Maybe he will take Kevin to the end. I’d love that.
Even though I haven’t seen this Big Brother Comics Veto Comp, I feel like I have since we already know who won. Alex is super excited that Paul won the POV. Paul tells Alex to her face before the POV ceremony he is not using the veto on her. Alex regrets throwing comps and doing things to help him out. Alex says she would have taken him to final two even if she knew she would lose to him. Now the real tears come.
But Paul’s tears are fake as fuck. Paul votes to evict KEVIN. This once again keeps the blood of his hands and forces Josh to vote out Alex. What a scumbag move.
The HOH is What The Bleep. They play a clip and the players have to say what word was bleeped out. If there is a god, Kevin wins this. Please let Kevin win this. Oh it is true or false. So there is a chance! But there is not. Christmas is actually cheering the fact that Paul is winning this game.
After just five questions, Paul breaks down in hysterics because he know there is no way he can lose now. He just has to pick his second place minion. It will likely be Christmas. Josh probably goes tomorrow.