We start tonight with Reza, Mike and MJ meeting for lunch after Sherv’s crazy party. They have been up all night. The start talking about Shabbat and hinting at the trip to Israel. I CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT TRIP. It is supposedly Mike’s trip. He was such a douchebag when they went to Turkey. I do not understand how anyone can hear the Muslim call to prayer and not be stirred with emotion. It’s one of the most beautiful sounds in the world. I’m not Muslim but it’s just such a peaceful sound to me. I don’t expect these two to behave appropriately in Israel either. I have been there as well as a child but I don’t remember much of it, sadly. MJ doesn’t want to leave her father. I agree with her. But the guys explain that she needs a break from all the stress.
Asa’s kaftan business is doing really well, so she is opening a brick and mortar store. I am so happy for her. I love how she takes risks. Her landlord is quite the character. I love how Asa embraces everyone’s
crazy differences. She has always been super nice to me. Actually, MJ and GG are also super kind to me when I reach out. MJ is especially supportive of the site and DMed me when we were featured on Wendy Williams the last time. The Shahs crew was with me from the beginning of the site when I was the biggest Shah’s fan around and reporting on the to my audience of 200 people every damn day it seemed. I could not be happier about the success of this show.
Reza is having a Peace In The Middle East Halloween party. Destiney from People’s Couch is back to help with the party. I don’t like her. I do not know why. I liked her on People’s Couch. I do not understand my feelings. I feel badly for not liking her for no reason. Apparently, she is going on the Israeli trip. I will try very hard to like her.
MJ and Tommy go to dinner and they have menus on iPads. I find this disturbing. I am the luddite website owner who hates technology. MJ says she wants to get pregnant right away. Tommy looks cute. Is it the beard? I’ll spare you the details of the ovulation tests.
GG is walking in her first fashion show for LA fashion week. She’s nervous and adorable. Janice Dickinson is also walking and she stole her outfit! GG is going off about that old ass bitch stealing her outfit. She has a point. Janice needs a walker to help her get down the runway at this point. GG is young and hot. This is ridiculous storyline. GG wants to cut a bitch. The designer says that Janet will open and GG will close. Closing is best anyway. Sherv says he can’t go to certain middle eastern countries if he travels to Israel. Reza says he is feeling very “Jewy” and wants to go to Israel.
This “fashion show” is a hysterically hot mess. Janice is full on Janice. It’s all very tacky. GG was fantastic. Her heel got caught in the long robe for a hot second but if production had not added in gasps and groans no one would have ever know. She worked it. GG says she is never going to do it again. Unless Chanel calls.
Asa, GG and Shervin go shopping for pumpkins. Asa acts like she doesn’t know about jack o’lanterns. Shervin and GG are feeling some kind of way about going to Israel. Israel is not a fan of Iranians.Its
GG wants a new start, so she is moving into a new place. She has a whole room full of stuff she never unpacked when she moved it. I really need to have a garage sale myself. Mike claims he has a moving company now. He has no idea about this moving company. I am not buying that this is his business.
It’s time for the Halloween party. As soon as I saw the photos for Reza and Adam’s orthodox Jew “costumes” I felt like this might be deeply offensive to the Jewish population. My biggest pet peeve is people being offended on behalf of other people. So I am just going to see if there is a backlash. I’ll just say it seem ill-advised to me. Reza seems to have good intentions. Maybe.
Mike comes as Moses. GG comes in a burka. Asa just wears a peace in the middle east fanny pack or something. Where is her face necklace? I was expecting more. MJ is wearing some sort of skelton unitard. Mike is some sort of Halloween pimp suit. IDGI.
I mean, SERIOUSLY, Ryan Seacrest Productions? I am so excited for the trip to Israel. I am hoping it sparks memories for me. I think it will happen early this season due to Asa’s pregnancy so that is cool.
Next week: Reza finds out how expensive IVF and surrogacy treatments are, GG’s dad meets Shalom, who she ultimately marries and divorces on the show. He’s allegedly Israeli. However, it appears he uses a fake name and has many aliases. Allegedly. And YES! They are off to Israel where they get detained in the Airport. I am so in for next week! Off to recap BB19 now!