This day has pretty much sucked from the moment I got up. I swear when one technical issue with the site gets fixed, it causes four more issues with other aspects of the site. I’ve been putting out fires all day and am highly irritable going into this recap. So tread gently.
Andy’s perversions are even more annoying to me right now. I literally have to take deep breaths and remind myself it is only a thirty minute show.
Asa has not introduced the baby to MJ or Mike. Good for her.
Mike denies having any interest in Destiny but 85% of the pollsters think they hooked up. Mike and MJ cuss so much that there was a full minute of bleeping.
MJ says she owns four condos in that building and that is why she moved in. Andy asks if Vida has a key to her condo she says, “Fuck No” and THAT gets bleeped. These people. MJ appears to hate living in the same complex as Vida. She says she drops by unannounced for extended visits. It seems this living situation is taking a toll on her relationship with her mother.
MJ says that she was undergoing the same process that Asa was to get pregnant. She even used her doctor. But Asa didn’t tell MJ she was trying to get pregnant, but MJ did tell her about her procedures with the doctor. She felt betrayed because Asa didn’t share her pregnancy journey with her since she was on the same path at the same time. Then Mike cusses a lot and gets bleeped a lot. Andy is getting pissed with both of them and tells Mike it is his eighth time on the show and he should know better. Then Andy whines that it is his eighth year anniversary of WWHL and they are ruining his special day. Aww. MJ says she was “bamboozled” by Asa and that it will all unfold this season. Or as I call it the Season of Asa hate. I am sorry but going after Asa is NOT a wise storyline for these two. It’s just going to make them look like assholes for fighting with a pregnant woman.
MJ says that she was going through a lot with her father. She is extremely close with him and he was critically ill. As MJ is talking about her father’s poor health and Asa’s “apathy” toward her situation, Andy interrupts to say he just noticed that MJ’s dress is completely see thru except for “the bra and panties.” What the hell is wrong with this man? MJ goes on to say that she was not jealous (95% of pollsters disagree) she just felt betrayed that Asa never told her until they were on camera. She says that she and Tommy want to be married before she gets pregnant.
Mike says that he and Jessica are completely divorce and have no relationship.
GG calls in to ask Mike why he thinks it is okay to make fun of her “raccoon eyes” when it is a natural problem that Mike himself got plastic surgery to fix. Mike says he has not had his eyes fixed. He says that he said several nice things about GG when he was talking about her and then “this evil woman” calls in to talk about his comments about her eyes. He says this is why they have a problem. I should point out the obvious here. Both Mike and MJ are wasted. Most of the pollsters think GG has not changed.
Mike is trying to answer a question about who he is dating. It is apparently someone with the same initials he has and he gave her a necklace with the initials M. S. As he is trying to answer the question, Andy interrupts him to make MJ stand up and twirl in her dress. Her dress is basically a bra and a thong with a see-through dress on top, so the twirling shows off her entire naked ass. Tommy is cheering from the audience.
Someone asks what Tommy’s job is. MJ says Tommy has a very successful business, Blow and Drive Interlock. I googled and they manufacture, sell and lease breathalyzers for car ignitions. Seems like a really nice business.
The game is “Is it heavier than MJ’s boobs?” Apparently this is the third time they have played this game. You know what a good game would be? How about “Is it shorter than the tiny penis Andy Cohen tries to overcompensate for?” That would be a good game.
Asa tweeted that it is sad that every time MJ is on the show that she trash talks me. Also Mike ganging up on her with MJ is sad. Asa said that it was a lie that she didn’t care about her dad. She was the only person who came to visit him off camera. She said that Mike needs his own opinions and that MJ’s jealousy level has gone nuclear since she got pregnant.
Mike says he loves Asa and she was right there with him during his divorce prodding him to tell the truth. They both feel like Asa withheld the truth from them about the baby. WTF? IVF is a very emotional process and waiting to tell anyone about it until the mother feels comfortable doing so is not a betrayal. The betray is these two thinking they needed to be all up in her vagina for the entire thing. What is wrong with these two?
MJ got a larger engagement ring because her mother made fun of the old one.AGAIN, WHY? I do not understand the importance of the size of the ring? I just don’t have that gene in me. Then she says that Asa needs to “stay with the realness” and “it is not all about glitter and gold.”
I don’t know how many more WWHL recaps I have in me.